Chapter Six Hundred And Seven – 607
This is the place? Archie asked, his thick eyebrows lifted to the brim of his cap. Swanky.
Mm, Felix grunted. Cost an arm and a leg too.
Oh? So youre rich, huh?
Felix just smiled and gestured across the courtyard, leading his shaky ally onto the wide steps of the Torrents Rest.
Getting Archibaldhe preferred Archieback to the inn hadnt been easy. Felix had been quizzed by the Gnome repeatedly on Earth-based trivia, pummelled with question after question about where he came from. It was harmless, and it apparently put the guy at ease, so Felix answered as best he could. Whenever the guy dipped into pop culture though, Felix could only vaguely guess. Hed never paid enough attention to all that stuff.
In contrast, Archie answered very little. Other than operating in some sort of vaguely criminal capacity and running from the Titan, he didnt go into his life on the Continent or back on Earth.
All Felix really learned was the guys appearance. He was short, a hair over three feet tall, with a build that was lean rather than portly like many Gnomes Felix had encountered. He had a curly gray mop of hair beneath a floppy sort of newsboy cap, pulled low so that it practically met his eyebrows. His square face was dominated by a bulbous nose and a pair of thick, heavily tinted goggles, while his jawline was framed by a neatly groomed black beard. Handsome, in a Gnomish sort of way.
Other than a set of flexible leathers that were steeped in earth Mana, he wasnt carrying anything particularly powerful on his person either. Pouches at his waist were full of thin rods and hooksthieves tools, if Felix had to guessand a smattering of silver coins. There were also the dark goggles he never removed, but they werent enchantedFelix could tell that much even without using his Voracious Eye. And he wasnt going to, at least not yet. Light as his Analyze Skill was, his consideration could be felt. Archie was skittish enough already, he didnt want to chase the guy off. It was easier and more polite to just talk, for now.
They entered the inn to the sound of a rowdy song being belted at the top of powerful lungs. It was a wall of pure noise, clad in only the barest veneer of melody. The crowd of patrons singing were still primarily wealthy merchants, but they were supplemented by a core of cloaked figures bearing a burning eye upon their backs. At the center, however, perched atop the bar and howling with every ounce of their souls, were three very familiar faces.
Is that a Minotaur? Archie asked.
Felix groaned. Evie, Beef, and Pit crooned to the dulcet tones of a Hobgoblin bard near the fireplace, their singing almost a crime against the very concept of sound. The crowd was not much better.
Beef met his eyes first, flicked to the side, and his giant mouth abruptly snapped shut. He fumbled, smacking into Evie with a meaty fist, which caused her to almost tumble off the top of the bar. She shouted something inaudible over the racket, but Beef grabbed her cheeks and pointed her face at Felix and Archie. She cursed.
Felix could almost hear the words. Noctis tits.
Pit was the last to know, and he kept howling even after Evie picked him up and carried him with her across the tavern. The Claw and other patrons slowed for a moment, but then the bard struck up a new song, this one faster and wilder than the last. Cheers and clinking mugs filled the air, and no one bothered to look toward Felix and his guest.
Friends of yours? Archie asked, as the three neared.
Yes. Felix started up the stairs. Come on. My rooms are on the top floor.
Archie followed, eyes almost boring into Felixs back, but he hustled a bit when Beef and Evie brought up the rear. After a single flight, the sound below was muffled to a dull roar, and afte the second it had vanished completely.
Out for some night huntin? Evie asked. Pit wriggled out of her grasp, landed heavily on the ground and ran to Felixs feet.
Had a lead. Took a chance, Felix said with a shrug. Evie, Beef, Pit. Meet Archie.
The Gnome raised his eyebrows at the introduction, perhaps at being introduced to a Dire Hound, but pivoted smoothly. Charmed. Enchanted, even. Evie. That is a beautiful name to fit a beautiful woman.
Evie snorted. Hes got a mouth.
More than that, sweetheart. They call me Silvertongue for a reason.
Evie produced a dagger from somewhere, letting it dance across her knuckles. Wanna lose it?
Archie blanched, but his Spirit remained undaunted. Intrigued, even. Felix rolled his eyes and resumed walking upstairs.
This the guy? Beef asked.
This is the guy, Felix confirmed. No more questions until were in my room.
Wait up! These stairs are hard in this form, Pit complained.
Then change back.
Not enough room. Oh! Idea.
Pit suddenly scrabbled past them all, and Felix felt a curious echo in his gut.
What the shit is that? Archie all but screamed, shoving a glowing hand toward Pit.
Felix grasped his arm, lifting it up. That is my friend. Dont hurt him.
Thatthat isnt a friend, the Gnome hissed, unable to take his eyes off the Chimera. Thats a nightmare.
What? Pit asked, looking down at himself. He resembled nothing so much as a dog crossed with a cursed insect. Hed used Sovereign of Flesh to fashion strange, temporary limbs that looked an awful lot like Felixs scaled arms. This is faster, and Im still small. Win, win.
It can talk?!
Claw members peeked out of their rooms, eyes widening at the procession. A few saluted as Felix passed, but most were watching the Gnome, and their Spirits soared with confusion, alarm, and, eventually, triumph.
Felix narrowed his eyes. Archie, however, continued to speak. I noticed your map, there. You all got plans for Birchstone?
A map of the city was laid out on one of the low tables, and impromptu wooden markerschipped off pieces of firewoodwere set around it.
Just plottin out a nice stroll, Evie said.
Planning on walking into the mountain? The Gnome picked up one of the wood chips, which was situated at the apex of the city. Sad to say, theyve gotten real tight on security there. Wont let just anybody in. Thoughyoure a king, right?
Territorial Lord, Felix corrected.
Archie waved his hand dismissively. Sure, that. Gotta believe the Highbloods wouldnt wanna turn you away.
Could be.
Theyd be dumb if they didnt. Felix is like, mega important, Beef added. We might be strong, but hes doing straight-up endgame content.
Archie gave the Minotaur a tight smile, and Felix could practically see the gears turning behind his eyes. Endgame, huh? So youre after something in the Clan Hold?
Beef opened his mouth to answer, but Felix cut him off. Thats not important right now.
Sounds important to me. And considering the protection youre promising me, I think that means I should at least have an inkling. Right?
Its unrelated to you or the woman hunting you, Felix insisted, firmly. He was fine with Archie asking questions, but until he joined up with them, Felix wasnt in a hurry to share everything.
Archie raised his hands, reading the mood. Answer me this, at least: howd you find me? I put a lot of effort in staying out of sight. Maybe thatll answer how that enormous bitch keeps tracking me down too.
Were connected, Felix said.
Archie raised an eyebrow. Likeour horoscopes? Sorry, but I dont believe in that shit.
Believe or not, there are things here that dont have much in the way of Earthly explanations. I found your general location through our connection. If Imara is as capable as I believe, she might have a similar ability.
Wonderful, Archie said, dryly. I spent a fistful of crowns on enchantments to keep me hidden. Glad to know I wasted my money.
I wouldnt say that, Felix said, new details slotting into his understanding. Our connection is fuzzy and dim, like a bad phone call. So theyre doing something.
Thatscomforting, I suppose. But that means the Titan could find me at any moment, right?
I doubt it, or else she would have already, Vess said.
Hasnt she burned down like a grip of towns? She aint subtle.
As subtle as a hurricane, Archie agreed, somewhat grimly. So shell find me, sooner or later. Cart me off to the Hierophant and whatever bullshit they want.
Not if I can help it, Felix said, stepping closer. Archie flinched ever so slightly, eyes turning toward the fireplace. Were fighting against the Hierophant and all of her plans. Thats what weve been doing for months.
Beef puffed up his chest. We save people.
Felix nodded. If you agree, well bring you with us.
To Nagast. This magical safehaven. Archies eyes widened and he snapped his fingers. Thats where I know your name. I saw that notification when you claimed it.
Thats me, yeah.
How safe is this Territory? the Gnome asked.
Safest place around, Evie confirmed. Hierophant is pissing her robes thinkin about attacking us again.
An exaggeration, but not without merit, Vess said. The protections of Nagast are many, not the least of which is a powerful and growing army.
And some sorta Unbound powerhouse, eh? Archie said, eyeing Felix.
Two, Beef said, chest still puffed out.
The Gnome looked at the Minotaur. Huh. You?
Beef flexed, his shoulders and biceps bigger than Felixs head. Oh yeah.
Shit. I knew I shoulda picked a brawnier Race. Instead I got this, Archie said, holding his arms out as if to display his small form.
Harn grunted. Whats wrong with bein a Gnome? Smart, clever with magic, and fast too. Coulda gotten a lot worse.
Archie frowned. Im not a Gnome.
