Chapter 2690

Tianmeng's eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a wave in her heart. It was hard to believe that it was true.

You know, Lingshan is not as good as garbage in the divine realm. It's not qualified to walk in the divine realm at all. I didn't expect that such garbage would become the strongest in the mortal realm Are you kidding?

Tianmeng looks at this damned idiot with a smile, and she wants to see what kind of big lies xiaodaozi can tell in order to achieve her goal.

Although she already knew the answer, she could not help but want to see where the lower limit of his shamelessness was.

"Shenyu has high-rise buildings, cars, airplanes, computers, mobile phones, all kinds of interesting new things, all kinds of delicious food, all kinds of beautiful clothes and shoes, all kinds of fascinating entertainment places..."

"Oh, and sister tianmeng, you must be very interested in it. You can't wait to try something interesting..."

Brain to fill a certain scene, Li zedao quickly pinched his nose, efforts to put out the kind of terrible picture, he was worried that the nosebleed would spray out.

Tianmeng's lovely eyes are widened, and her face is muddled. What's the hell are you talking about?

What is a plane? What is a car? What the hell is a mobile computer? What is a place of entertainment? Why never heard of it?

Is it true that Fanyu, as xiaodaozi said, is not the Fanyu that he knows or even knows?

Li zedao looked at the big eyes seriously: "so, sister tianmeng, next I will take you to Fanyu to have a good time. I will use all kinds of temptations to attract you, poison you, let you completely lose yourself, let you completely like Fanyu's sound, sex, money and money No, it's a colorful life. "

"Sister tianmeng, are you so excited that every cell in your body is shaking now?"

“……”

Tianmeng is not excited. She just wants to punch the face in front of her. She just wants to know what "cell" is. Is it delicious?

Tianmeng thinks that xiaodaozi is not only an idiot, but also crazy. Otherwise, how can he say such ridiculous words that make people want to laugh?

Even if she didn't see those things, how could she be attracted by them and change her mind?

Tianmeng is smiling but not smiling. She sneers and says, "xiaodaozi, my sister is so scared."

Li zedao nodded seriously: "sister tianmeng, you really should be afraid."

“……”

"Sister tianmeng, you see we're going to the world. We can't continue to exist in the form of soul, right? Otherwise, we won't be able to get out during the day. "

"I think we should have the body again, so that we can better integrate into the life of the people in the world and enjoy the fun. What do you think?"

Tianmeng giggled: "my sister thinks you are an idiot."

Tianmeng's answer hurt li zedao, and her eyes hurt li zedao even more, as if he was really an idiot.

Am I an idiot? Oh, the question itself is quite idiotic.

"Besides, the colorful wall has been repaired by you. Do you think you have a way to push it down?" Tianmeng sneers.

Li zedao shook his head and said with certainty, "I can't do it."

Even if he has the sky axe, he can't help the colorful wall that he carefully repaired. After all, his strength determines the power of the sky axe.

Unless he let the woman go and put the soul sword in her hand, they can do it together.

But such a risk is undoubtedly too big, in case the colorful wall collapsed, the woman also ran away, but he did not even have a place to cry.

"But he can certainly do it." Li Ze pointed to the hand holding tianmeng's feet firmly.

The four domains were developed by Pangu, and Nuwa was the life bred by Pangu. All her means naturally came from Pangu.

Nuwa can build colorful walls, and Pangu can easily build them, let alone push them down Even if it's just a wisp of soul.

In this Pangu domain, Pangu is heaven. He can destroy everything here.

The sky dream swept that pair of damned hands one eye, the eye son inside is icy cold.

I forgot my damn hands again.

"Sister tianmeng, I don't want to hurt you. Even if you want to kill me, you humiliate me, you try to destroy these four domains, and you want to fight against my women, I don't want to hurt you."

After a moment's silence, Li zedao spoke sincerely.

Tianmeng has a disgusting feeling of eating a big mouthful of flies and chewing them.

She said darkly: "xiaodaozi, this damned hand restricts my sister's action, which is a kind of injury. You just so shamelessly occupy my sister's lips, which is also a kind of injury."

Li zedao was a little embarrassed and explained, "sister tianmeng, I thought you liked that kind of hurt."Tianmeng was so angry that he was scared out of his wits: "get out of here!"

Li zedao didn't roll, licked his face and said, "sister tianmeng, how do you say I can have a body?"

"Go away!"

Tianmeng closes her eyes and doesn't pay attention to this shameless person.

Li zedao didn't roll. He looked at the pretty face close at hand. His eyes showed determination. He thought that you were forcing me to make a big move!

After taking a deep breath, Li zedao said with deep feeling: "sister tianmeng, I want to sing a song for you."

Tianmeng didn't respond.

Li zedao began to sing: "love you, love you, love you..."

The five tones are not complete, just like ghosts crying and wolves howling.

Tianmeng

Li zedao continued his performance and kept singing songs unheard of by tianmeng, which seemed to express his love, but it undoubtedly sounded quite broken.

I can't think of other love songs for a while, so Li zedao said some love words that made tianmeng get goose bumps.

Even if tianmeng is bored to the extreme, furious to the extreme, disgusted to the extreme, Li zedao is still full of interest to open his mouth.

If you are really thirsty, drink some water and continue.

This opening is three days and three nights.

All the songs that Li zedao talked and sang in these three days and nights can be summed up in four words: I want the body!

Tianmeng was tormented so that he was depressed. The bright eyes became dull, and his mood seemed to be on the verge of collapse.

When Li zedao saw tianmeng like this, he was even more excited to hear the trumpet of victory.

Li zedao didn't want to be so shameless.

He really can't help it. No body means that even if they see Nintendo, they can't get close to them. It means that they can't walk freely in Fanyu, and they can't integrate into Fanyu's life. He can only keep away from the crowd.

Because the cold breath of his body can easily kill them.

To put it bluntly, if there is no body, it's no use going back.

He drank some water to moisten his throat, rolled up his sleeve, and the water continued to spray on tianmeng's face.

"Sister tianmeng, I think of a love song again. This love song is quite famous in Fanyu. It has spread all over the streets of China and is still one of the necessary divine songs for playing guitar and picking up girls at that time."

Li zedao opened his mouth, and the extremely ugly voice continued to surround tianmeng's ear, crazily tormenting her soul and stimulating her nerves.

"Cough Dear, you fly slowly, be careful of the rose with thorns in front of you... "

"Damn it! shut up! Shut up Tianmeng can't stand it any more, he growls in a low voice.

For three days, for three whole days, this damned idiot kept buzzing around her ears. It was like a group of extremely irritating flies flying around in front of her. From time to time, he also pulled a bubble of excrement on your face. How disgusting, how disgusting, how collapsing, how collapsing.

If there is any possibility, she is even willing to die with this shameless guy!

She vowed that one day in the future, we must put a big lump of stool into the mouth of this damned guy.

Li zedao has seen the dawn of victory. How can he shut up?

He continued to sing in an incomplete tone: "love when you die, not incisively and vividly, not happy..."

"Daozi, I beg you, don't be so immoral. Be a man." Tianmeng sent out a weak cry, with a cry in his voice.

This powerful woman is about to be bullied and cry.

In such a devastation, her spirit is afraid to collapse, she will become an idiot.

"Pig, your nose has two holes..."

“……”

"Xiaodaozi, you win." Tianmeng is so weak that she can't lift her head.

She felt as if she were fighting against Panlong, Nu Wa, chi long and Yan Luo. Her breath was exhausted and she was seriously injured.

She also felt sick in her chest, as if she had taken several mouthfuls of stool.

Li zedao didn't have any joy of victory. He said apologetically: "sister tianmeng, without body, I can't take you to Fanyu to drag racing, fly a plane, go shopping, watch movies, taste all kinds of delicious food and wine, and enjoy all kinds of artworks in museums..."

"So I hope sister tianmeng doesn't blame me."

Tianmeng raised his head, his gray eyes suddenly burst out a ferocious breath, and his voice was like a fierce ghost * *: "xiaodaozi, you have tormented me, and I will return it thousands of times in the future!"

"You can't bear it. Don't think I don't know. You have been conquered by my charm At least half of them have been conquered, not less. " Li zedao said affectionately.

“……”

Tianmeng seriously thought about it. He had never seen anyone more shameless and narcissistic than xiaodaozi.In the past, Vulcan was quite narcissistic, but his narcissism was not too low compared with xiaodaozi.

Xiaodaozi's shamelessness and narcissism are enough to make all the creatures in the four realms, including her pride from heaven, kneel down and worship.

"Sister tianmeng, I need a body." Li zedao pleaded.

Tianmeng was silent and said, "I can't do it."

After several breaths of silence, Li zemao danced and began to sing: "you are poisonous, you are poisonous, you are poisonous..."

“……”

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