268 Best Relationship Advice

Su Qing clicked her tongue and ate a cherry swinging its stalk carelessly in a rogue manner.

She passed a cherry to her by holding it by its stalk which Lu Xinyi hesitantly took. She motioned her to move forward with it and Lu Xinyi took it by its stalk in her mouth and ate it, keeping its stalk neatly on the empty plate on the table.

"Serotonin and nor-adrenaline are two mood-enhancing hormones and cherries are known to stimulate it into your body." Su Qing mumbled running her hand gracefully in the tray looking for the right cherry to devour next.

She bit another in her teeth and moaned at the tangy and sweet flavor, licking droplets that spilled out of the corner of lips.

She elegantly extended the tray to Lei Xinyi who rolled her eyes at her subtle show of seduction to the girl but took a cherry by its stalk anyway. 

Su Qing turned to Lu Xinyi and gave her prominent seductive smirk, "Well babe, it's never too late. You want a candy you got smash one or two b*tches out of the way to do it like a psycho on steroids. You don't give up!"

Lu Xinyi looked at her with a soft frown as the evident testimony of her confusion and dissatisfaction.

What did she mean 'You don't give up!'? Isn't that the wisest thing to do when the person in front of you isn't responsive to your exploitation of their personal space and time? Shouldn't she be the dignified and honorable lady and back away?

Isn't that what Yu Youhan did? Though he probably did it because his ego permitted nothing less, his confession must be falling standards to him already. Besides he would have remembered his retail lovers or maybe every woman that falls on his knees.

Processing all this in her head, her lower lip jutted out and she couldn't help whining, "So what should I do? Barge in his office and take my clothes off and ask him to have intercourse with me so he has to take responsibility later?! That would make me look desperate!"

Lei Xinyi who was poking around on the food trays, burst out laughing. 

She so wanted to tell her it wouldn't make her look desperate but a slut but bit her lip. For the while she let the girl live in her bubble of an ideal world.

Su Qing who was all in for a good drama, kept straight face while rubbing her chin in thought, "That is one way." Then shook her head in disapproval as if the idea didn't appeal as well as it first did, "But that will overdo it. Try like flashing him your panties or shove your cleavage in his face."

Lu Xinyi gasped in disbelief, she opened and closed her trying to say something but all she could do was squeak. she would never have even thought to do that! Not only because to her it was immoral but she wasn't confident enough to even purposely nudge a man for attention much less entice him by her womanly charms!

She wasn't being serious instead she was taunting Su Qing line of argument by saying something obnoxious. She hadn't thought in her wildest the woman in front of her would consider it!

For the hundredth time this afternoon, she questioned why was she even here? It wasn't what she expected in her friends this…this was too explicit! 

She contemplated picking her bag and making a run for it then never looking their way again.

She knew the sketchy world they were presenting was nothing but excerpts of reality, only her life was filtered so all she knew were blooms and rainbows.

And she was cowardly. Though being coquettish to a man who was of no relation to a woman was by far no noble act for a lady, this was the reality the world was reduced to where a woman competed with another for a man's affection and attention who was having amusement looking at them degrading their own kind. 

Su Qing leaned forward and knocked her forehead, getting her out of her grand escapade, "Don't give me that look, like I told you to ask him to have an orgy with all his hot brothers and cousins!" She threw her hands in the air exasperated, "Missy, nobody, and I mean nobody! gives better relationship advice than us!"

Lu Xinyi's eyes opened wide at her declaration than she even thought was figuratively possible. 

Was…was this the best standard of relationship advice nowadays?! Or maybe it was her who was unlucky to always get weird oafs for friends!

'First, Shen Chen, who was too pure and innocent to see the devious Li Yuan's real color and now this woman with the strange idea of leading a love life but... what if her sugar baby ways were the right ways?'

She gave a once over to Su Qing. In the country, there was hardly a man who wasn't a fan of the delicate beauty here. Then Yu Youhan's brother Yu Jian… was that day in the hospital too for her.

He had looked like a man who was devastated for both worlds and he wouldn't be like that if it wasn't for her relation to him but…didn't she deny it…?

She frowned and looked between Lei Xinyi and Su Qing, confusing marring her features, "Ar…Are you guys in relationships?" The words sputtered out of her mouth before they even registered in her own jumbled head.

"Xin Baby, we don't do relationships." Su Qing waved her hand dismissively.

Lei Xinyi snorted. The fact was they were far too deranged to fall in any kind of relations. Her lifestyle didn't allow Lei Xinyi's body to succumb to a relationship and Su Qing's body didn't allow her for a relationship lifestyle.

Lei Xinyi was the one who performed the surgery on her after Su Qianwei caused her miscarriage. It was years ago when Su Qing wasn't even eighteen.

When she was in the surgery she was conflicted about whether to save her heart or her life. She ended up saving her life, perishing the purpose of her life. She didn't know Su Qing past the bio-info then when Su Qianwei got the unconscious young teen at her doorsteps asking her for anything in return to save her.

But they were late. She couldn't do a thing but take out life in her uterus to save the life of his mother. Still, the thought brought waves of shiver down her spine. Doctors were human too with a limited approach to rein in death, the life in her was past saving and Lei Xinyi was short on tools.

She had performed the surgery in her bedroom...

And Lei Xinyi's life consisted of a grimoire of such an event. Gory and soul-wrenching tales, she basically was brought up with mutilated corpses in her backyard. No matter how she acted, she was not mentally healthy to have a family.

She was a sociopath, manipulative, and an impulsive liar. Her up-front was just a veil on her gruesome past, her beauty was just a guise of her tainted character, her defiance was a cloak on her malice.

The problem with Lei Xinyi was she wasn't broken, she was no damsel in distress. She was herself the embodiment of malevolence. She didn't only survive, she succeeded in their dark obscurity. 

Lu Xinyi chewed her bottom lip from jutting it out in a pout. The women were confusing, they gave vibes like they had underlying meaning to all their words. Like what they showed was an upfront. 

They were sending her thought process in turmoil and in her heart she really didn't know if she was accepting another invite from them.

She took a moment then carefully voiced her confused thought, "So…Umm then how can you…?"

Lei Xinyi expressions turned mocking and her she eyed her with ridicule though her lips hosted a serene smile, "Well, Babe, it's all about outlook and experience in life. We can give you the best relationship advice because we have been in too many…self-destructive, horrible, catastrophic relationships."

Lu Xinyi nodded her head uneasily trying to look as if she understood and Lei Xinyi hummed. Now it was all according to her amusement, the little girl was finally a participant in Mission Ruin-Yu-Youhan-Life's-Peace-and-Calm!

Su Qing bounced on the sofa and clapped her hands excitedly, "Now we have to find a way for you to seduce Yu Youhan, the official love of your life!"

All the evening went by Su Qing and Lei Xinyi convincing Lu Xiyi to change her style. They booked a spa treatement and Lei Xinyi decided to ask Alex to drop by at Su Qing's place so they can freely experinment new looks for the girl.

Lei Xinyi realized a thing that Yu Youhan maybe into sweet and innocent type or maybe he has a fetish for little girls after he was more or less a decade and a half older than the girl so she decided to give the girl a look in accordance.

They all decided Lu Xinyi was going to barge in Yu Youhan's office and stun him silent on the coming Monday, and Lei Xinyi and Su Qing would stay on standby outside of the building if things were to get out of hand.