Chapter 1124

"Brother Niu, I'm not lying. Doggie really became a monk. Just now I went to my sister's office and asked about doggie's whereabouts. My sister told me that doggie left a note saying that he was going to marry as a monk and would come back in three or two years."

Niu Er laughed.

"Brother Niu, don't laugh. I'm not kidding you. Puppy really became a monk."

Niu Er stopped laughing and said seriously, "men all over the world are going to be monks, and puppy son won't be a monk, because the monk's life is very poor. He can't eat a mouthful of meat and drink wine all his life, and the monk has to work. Where can puppy son eat this pain?"

Xiao Suo said faintly, "brother Niu, I also feel very strange. How can the dog be a monk in the temple?"

Niu Er deliberately said, "anyway, you've broken the sky. I don't believe doggie will be a monk in the temple. I think maybe doggie can't work in the construction team and can't bear the pain. He deliberately said he wanted to be a monk in the temple. In fact, he went outside to enjoy his happiness."

The little lock asked, "where can the little dog go? He doesn't have much money and no relatives are willing to take him in. He won't live on the streets, will he? If he really lives on the street, and the dog can't bear the pain of begging, he will certainly go back to his mother. "

Niu Er smiled and said, "Xiaosuo, I told you earlier that the dog has a woman outside. The little swallow still has contact with him. The little swallow is a very cunning woman. She once cheated 2 million yuan from a rich man. I think the dog will find the little swallow."

Xiaosuo said angrily, "this little dog is really a big bastard. He keeps saying that he has long cut off his relationship with the little swallow and has stopped going with the little swallow. He has been cheating me for a long time."

"You're right. It would be foolish of you to believe what the dog said. I'm sure the dog must have returned to the swallow. The little swallow has a problem, that is, she has to sleep with a man every night. If she doesn't sleep at night, she is so anxious that she wants to catch a man on the street to sleep with him. I heard that sometimes little swallows spend money looking for ducks. Do you know what ducks are? "

Xiaosuo said discontentedly, "brother Niu, do you think I, a country girl, don't understand anything? Who doesn't know that ducks are men who sleep with women. "

"By the way, the little swallow sometimes sleeps without a man, and will go outside to find a duck. Now, she desperately needs a man around. Just in time, the little dog can't bear the hardships of the construction team. He goes back to the little swallow to sleep with her. It's a good business. "

Xiaosuo asked angrily, "brother Niu, do you have the phone number of little swallow?"

"How could I have the phone of the little swallow? I'm too lazy to talk to such a woman. "

Xiaosuo asked again, "brother Niu, do you know where the swallow lives?"

Niu Er replied, "I have nothing to do with the swallow. How can I know where her house is?"

Xiaosuo said angrily, "if I meet a little dog, I have to grab his ear and pull him back to the construction team. I'll smoke him a hundred belts and let him taste my mother's power. This dog, while falling in love with me, sneaked with the little swallow. It really made me angry and wanted to peel off the dog's skin. "

Niu Er said, "Xiaosuo, puppy is a very cunning guy. Since he ran to the swallow, he won't let you find it. Maybe the puppy will go out in disguise, wearing a hat and mask, so that you can't recognize it. "

Xiaosuo asked helplessly, "brother Niu, what do you think I should do?"

Niu Er came up with an idea and said, "Xiaosuo, you should calm down now. Usually you go to the street and pay attention to the pedestrians, especially the men wearing hats and masks. Maybe the dog is among them. I think it's impossible for the dog to hide at home. The city is so big that you'll meet the dog. If you meet a little dog, don't disturb him. You should secretly follow him and find the little swallow's home. "

Xiaosuo said, "brother Niu, I understand what you mean. You let me go straight to the nest. Catch the dog and the swallow together, and then teach them a good lesson. "

"Yes, you just caught the dog, but the dog will run to the swallow. You can only catch them together if you go straight to the nest."

Xiaosuo was embarrassed and asked, "brother Niu, I caught the puppy and can whip his ass with a belt, but what can I do to her if I catch the swallow?"

Niu Er taught, "I'll tell you a secret. Like the dog, the swallow is afraid to spank with a belt."

Xiaosuo said, "brother Niu, I can't deal with the dog and the swallow alone. If they tie me up together, wouldn't they throw themselves into the net?"

Niu Er said bluntly, "Xiaosuo, you can call me. As long as I receive your call, I will come here on my motorcycle and help you catch those two guys. When the time comes, you hold down the swallow, I hold down the dog, and the two people smoke their ass together, so they have to beg for mercy. "

Xiaosuo said happily, "I see. I'll go to the street later. I don't believe it. This little dog can stay at home all day. As long as he goes out of the door, I will find him. No matter how clever his makeup is, I can recognize him. "

"What's the matter? I'm sure you'll find the dog in three or two months. At that time, as long as you subdue the dog, you will ask him to get a marriage certificate with you immediately. "“ Yes, that's what I think. As long as I catch the dog, I immediately force him and me to get a marriage certificate. As long as I get a marriage certificate, he can't escape. "“ Yes, just do it. " Niu Er plays Xiaosuo around. Now Xiaosuo fully believes Niu Er's speculation: the dog must have gone to find the swallow. Niu Er was very happy. He played a trick and let Xiao Suo believe it. Niu Er happily called Xiao Fang. As soon as Xiaofang received the call from Niu Er, she said in horror, "brother Niu, it's a little difficult to do. Xiaosuo now suspects that Wang Han and I have hidden the puppy. What should we do?" Niu Er smiled and said, "Xiaofang, just now I have persuaded Xiaosuo to believe that the dog is looking for the swallow. The swallow is the dog's former lover. Now, Xiaosuo is looking for the dog all over the street." Xiaofang said in surprise, "brother Niu, you really helped me a lot. Just now, I was so worried that I was fidgety for fear that xiaolock would go to the police. Xiaosuo, the girl, will be denied by her relatives. If Xiaosuo calls the police, the police will track down the disappearance of the dog. If not, Wang Han and I will have a lawsuit. " This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.