Chapter 795
When the bald little beggar came back to the village, he called the big head and the thin monkey and said, "I got reliable news. The village head sent several people to monitor us. The village head said that if we have misdeeds, we should bury them alive."
The thin monkey trembled, sat down on the ground and murmured, "boss, let's leave xiaoliuzhuang quickly, otherwise we will die here."
The big head also said timidly, "boss, what can we do? If we are monitored, we can't do anything, otherwise we will die. I don't want to be buried alive. It must be hard."
The bald little beggar stared at the thin monkey and the big head and said unhappily, "you two want to run away? Well, since you two are afraid, get out of here! "
The thin monkey said, "boss, do you really let me go? Then I'll go back to town tomorrow. "
The big head kicked the thin monkey and taught him, "your boy really doesn't speak of righteousness. Do you want to leave the boss alone in xiaoliuzhuang?"
The thin monkey explained, "boss, I mean, let's go together and leave xiaoliuzhuang as soon as possible. This village head is not a thing. We can't afford it. Can't we hide?"
The brain bag said, "if we run away, what will the grass do? Let the grass stay in this wolf's nest? "
The thin monkey said, "it's not that we don't save the grass, but that we have been monitored by the village head. We can't save it. It's called helplessness."
The bald little beggar waved and said, "although we have been monitored by the village head now, we can find a way to paralyze the village head and make the village head no longer doubt us."
The thin monkey asked, "boss, the village head is a crafty guy. We are not his opponent. I'm afraid it's not so easy to paralyze the village head."
The bald little beggar disdained and said, "although ginger is still old and spicy, old ginger may not be hot. I want to compete with the village head to see who is powerful."
The thin monkey persuasively said, "boss, the three of us can't do the village head. It's better to go up with thirty-six plans and retreat."
The bald little beggar said firmly, "even if I die in xiaoliuzhuang, I will not escape, because the task entrusted to me by brother Niu has not been completed. As long as the grass is still in xiaoliuzhuang, I will never leave. If you two are afraid of death, go back to town tomorrow. I won't keep you. "
The big head said, "boss, I'll be where you are. I won't leave you. If you want to die, die together. I recognize it."
The thin monkey hesitated and said, "boss, how can I escape alone? If you don't go, I'll stay. Hey, although I don't want to die, I'm willing to die with the boss."
The bald little beggar thought for a moment and said, "although the village head is very cunning, when a good horse stumbles, we can put a smoke bomb on him and paralyze him."
"What smoke bomb?" The thin monkey asked.
The bald little beggar said, "the big head fell down the mountain last night and hurt his leg. Although the fall was not heavy, we said that the brain bag broke the leg, put a bandage on the big head's leg and pretend that the bone was broken. In this way, the village head will think that we are dragged down by the big head and it is impossible to take any rescue action."
The thin monkey said happily, "yes, this is a good way. At least, let the village head think that we have a burden and are too busy to save the grass."
The brain bag skimmed his mouth and said, "I'll suffer at this time. I'm tied with a bandage on my leg. I can't go anywhere. I can only pretend to be ill at home."
The bald little beggar said, "we can help you to the door to bask in the sun. In this way, everyone in the village knows that you are seriously injured. First, it creates a reason for us to stay in xiaoliuzhuang; Second, the village head will think we can't run. In this way, he will relax his vigilance. Maybe the village head won't monitor us in three or two days. "
After lunch, the bald little beggar visited a donkey and took the brain bag to the health center in the town.
The thin monkey said happily, "boss, you can just buy some rice and white flour. With this donkey, I don't have to carry a burden. "
The brain bag stared at the thin monkey and said, "it's a big bargain for you."
The bald little beggar went to the drugstore and bought several rolls of bandages and tied them to the big head's leg. He bought 50 Jin of rice and 30 jin of white flour.
The three returned to the village,
The bald little beggar deliberately let the big head stay at the entrance of the village for a period of time, so that the whole village knew that a salesman was injured and could not move.
This move really worked. That evening, the village head came to the old bachelor's house. As soon as he entered the door, he asked, "I heard that your nephew was injured."
The old bachelor smiled and said, "not my nephew, but my nephew's brother."
The village head entered the house, looked at the big head sleeping in the bed and asked, "are you seriously hurt?"
The bald little beggar quickly replied, "village head, you're here. Thank you for your concern. My brother is really unlucky. My leg was broken. It seems that I can't get better if I want to sleep in bed for a month. As the saying goes, it hurts my muscles and bones for a hundred days. I'm worried to death."
"Recover well. Who told you to run up the mountain at night? There are many wild animals in our place. You can't go out at night." The village head explained. There are two meanings in the words of the village head. One meaning is: don't move around at night, it will be dangerous; The second meaning is: even if you save the grass at night, you don't want to leave xiaoliuzhuang, because you will be bitten by wolves on the road. The bald little beggar explained: "village head, yesterday we went to the mountain to play and accidentally lost a mobile phone. Last night we went up the mountain to look for a mobile phone. Unexpectedly, we met a group of wolves. Now we know. We won't go out at night. Village head, you don't know. We were almost eaten by wolves last night."“ Yes, it's cheap to break your leg. Don't go out again in the evening. "“ Village head, we know now. Even if it's dark, we don't dare to go out. "“ That's good! Now that you have come to our village, I, as the village head, must be responsible for your safety. " The village head left with his hands on his back. He must think that the incident last night has made the bald little beggars timid. In the future, he will no longer dare to go out at night. Since he dare not go out at night, there will be no problem of rescuing the grass. The bald little beggar secretly rejoiced that his smoke bomb had worked, and the village head must have relaxed his vigilance. That night, the bald little beggar drunk the old bachelor with half a bottle of wine. Then, the three of them secretly ran behind the wing of the village head's house and began to try to dig the wall. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.
The thin monkey trembled, sat down on the ground and murmured, "boss, let's leave xiaoliuzhuang quickly, otherwise we will die here."
The big head also said timidly, "boss, what can we do? If we are monitored, we can't do anything, otherwise we will die. I don't want to be buried alive. It must be hard."
The bald little beggar stared at the thin monkey and the big head and said unhappily, "you two want to run away? Well, since you two are afraid, get out of here! "
The thin monkey said, "boss, do you really let me go? Then I'll go back to town tomorrow. "
The big head kicked the thin monkey and taught him, "your boy really doesn't speak of righteousness. Do you want to leave the boss alone in xiaoliuzhuang?"
The thin monkey explained, "boss, I mean, let's go together and leave xiaoliuzhuang as soon as possible. This village head is not a thing. We can't afford it. Can't we hide?"
The brain bag said, "if we run away, what will the grass do? Let the grass stay in this wolf's nest? "
The thin monkey said, "it's not that we don't save the grass, but that we have been monitored by the village head. We can't save it. It's called helplessness."
The bald little beggar waved and said, "although we have been monitored by the village head now, we can find a way to paralyze the village head and make the village head no longer doubt us."
The thin monkey asked, "boss, the village head is a crafty guy. We are not his opponent. I'm afraid it's not so easy to paralyze the village head."
The bald little beggar disdained and said, "although ginger is still old and spicy, old ginger may not be hot. I want to compete with the village head to see who is powerful."
The thin monkey persuasively said, "boss, the three of us can't do the village head. It's better to go up with thirty-six plans and retreat."
The bald little beggar said firmly, "even if I die in xiaoliuzhuang, I will not escape, because the task entrusted to me by brother Niu has not been completed. As long as the grass is still in xiaoliuzhuang, I will never leave. If you two are afraid of death, go back to town tomorrow. I won't keep you. "
The big head said, "boss, I'll be where you are. I won't leave you. If you want to die, die together. I recognize it."
The thin monkey hesitated and said, "boss, how can I escape alone? If you don't go, I'll stay. Hey, although I don't want to die, I'm willing to die with the boss."
The bald little beggar thought for a moment and said, "although the village head is very cunning, when a good horse stumbles, we can put a smoke bomb on him and paralyze him."
"What smoke bomb?" The thin monkey asked.
The bald little beggar said, "the big head fell down the mountain last night and hurt his leg. Although the fall was not heavy, we said that the brain bag broke the leg, put a bandage on the big head's leg and pretend that the bone was broken. In this way, the village head will think that we are dragged down by the big head and it is impossible to take any rescue action."
The thin monkey said happily, "yes, this is a good way. At least, let the village head think that we have a burden and are too busy to save the grass."
The brain bag skimmed his mouth and said, "I'll suffer at this time. I'm tied with a bandage on my leg. I can't go anywhere. I can only pretend to be ill at home."
The bald little beggar said, "we can help you to the door to bask in the sun. In this way, everyone in the village knows that you are seriously injured. First, it creates a reason for us to stay in xiaoliuzhuang; Second, the village head will think we can't run. In this way, he will relax his vigilance. Maybe the village head won't monitor us in three or two days. "
After lunch, the bald little beggar visited a donkey and took the brain bag to the health center in the town.
The thin monkey said happily, "boss, you can just buy some rice and white flour. With this donkey, I don't have to carry a burden. "
The brain bag stared at the thin monkey and said, "it's a big bargain for you."
The bald little beggar went to the drugstore and bought several rolls of bandages and tied them to the big head's leg. He bought 50 Jin of rice and 30 jin of white flour.
The three returned to the village,
The bald little beggar deliberately let the big head stay at the entrance of the village for a period of time, so that the whole village knew that a salesman was injured and could not move.
This move really worked. That evening, the village head came to the old bachelor's house. As soon as he entered the door, he asked, "I heard that your nephew was injured."
The old bachelor smiled and said, "not my nephew, but my nephew's brother."
The village head entered the house, looked at the big head sleeping in the bed and asked, "are you seriously hurt?"
The bald little beggar quickly replied, "village head, you're here. Thank you for your concern. My brother is really unlucky. My leg was broken. It seems that I can't get better if I want to sleep in bed for a month. As the saying goes, it hurts my muscles and bones for a hundred days. I'm worried to death."
"Recover well. Who told you to run up the mountain at night? There are many wild animals in our place. You can't go out at night." The village head explained. There are two meanings in the words of the village head. One meaning is: don't move around at night, it will be dangerous; The second meaning is: even if you save the grass at night, you don't want to leave xiaoliuzhuang, because you will be bitten by wolves on the road. The bald little beggar explained: "village head, yesterday we went to the mountain to play and accidentally lost a mobile phone. Last night we went up the mountain to look for a mobile phone. Unexpectedly, we met a group of wolves. Now we know. We won't go out at night. Village head, you don't know. We were almost eaten by wolves last night."“ Yes, it's cheap to break your leg. Don't go out again in the evening. "“ Village head, we know now. Even if it's dark, we don't dare to go out. "“ That's good! Now that you have come to our village, I, as the village head, must be responsible for your safety. " The village head left with his hands on his back. He must think that the incident last night has made the bald little beggars timid. In the future, he will no longer dare to go out at night. Since he dare not go out at night, there will be no problem of rescuing the grass. The bald little beggar secretly rejoiced that his smoke bomb had worked, and the village head must have relaxed his vigilance. That night, the bald little beggar drunk the old bachelor with half a bottle of wine. Then, the three of them secretly ran behind the wing of the village head's house and began to try to dig the wall. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.