Chapter 711

Sister-in-law Huang took the money and said happily, "you cow two are too bad. It's unreasonable for me to carve a tombstone for myself!"

Mrs. Huang put the money in her pocket. She took out her mobile phone, called the mourner and said, "Hey, you quickly carve a tombstone of Huang Sanmei, send it to the cemetery, pile a steamed stuffed bun and make a fake grave for me."

The mourner was surprised and asked, "Mrs. Huang, you are sick. What monument should you set up for yourself? This... How unlucky it is. "

"Hey, how much do you want? Just say, don't ask anything else. I'll give you three days to make a tombstone and put it in the cemetery as soon as possible. " Said Mrs. Huang eagerly.

The mourner agreed at once.

Mrs. Huang said to Niu Er with a smile, "well, everything is all right. Niu Er, you saved me. I'll invite you to dinner and thank you."

Niu Er waved his hand and said, "Huang Ma, I have eaten countless meals for you since I was a child. I should do something for you. Today is not a big event. I don't need to thank me like this."

Mrs. Huang sighed and said, "Niu Er, to tell you the truth, although more than 20 years have passed, this matter has been weighing heavily on my mind. I always worry that one day pig ears will come to the door. This day has finally come. Alas! Fortunately, with your help, I escaped this disaster. "

Niu Er smiled and said, "Huang Ma, you have given birth to a daughter for pig ear, which is a great achievement for him. Even if pig ear finds you, it won't do you any good."

Sister-in-law Huang suddenly realized, "yes, since pig ears can't do anything to me, why should I set up this tombstone."

Niu Er said, "Huang Ma, the premise for you to let pig ear forgive is to say something about black girl. I ask you, would you like to tell pig ear that black girl is his daughter?"

Mrs. Huang shook her head and said, "I don't want to tell pig ear. If I told him, he would come to recognize black girl. What would black girl think of me if she knew about it?"

Niu Er replied, "black girl will think your behavior is too bad."

"Yes, black girl, if you want to know this, I have nowhere to put my mother's face. I don't want to end up like this," said Mrs. Huang

Niu Er smiled and said, "since you don't want to tell pig ear about it, you can only set up a tombstone."

Sister-in-law Huang asked, "Niu Er, is this pig ear rich? At the beginning, he fried stocks in the big room of the securities business department. I heard he was one of the richest men. "

Niu Er sighed and replied, "pig ear is not what it used to be. Now, he has only 30000 yuan of stock speculation funds left, which is worse than a small retail investor. Strictly speaking, pig ear is now a poor man. "

"Ah, he... How did he get along so badly?" Said Mrs. Huang in surprise.

Niu Er replied, "I heard that a few years ago, pig ears borrowed money to speculate in stocks, burst the warehouse and lost tens of millions of dollars. All at once, he changed from a millionaire to a poor man. Say a bad word. He's not even as good as me now. "

Sister-in-law Huang disdained and said, "since pig ear has become a poor man, I let black girl recognize him. Isn't it for nothing? Maybe it also brings a burden to the black girl. The pig's ears will depend on the black girl when they are old. "

Niu Er sighed. He felt that today's people are too sophisticated. They think money is bigger than heaven and heavier than mountains. If pig ear is still a multimillionaire, then maybe sister-in-law Huang will let Heiniu recognize pig ear as her father.

The human heart is not ancient, Niu Er sighed.

Mrs. Huang suddenly asked, "Niu Er, didn't you say there are more than 1000 Huang Sanmei in the whole province? Then how can you doubt me? Were you cheating me just now? Hum! I was fooled by you bad boy and told you the truth. "

Niu Er smiled and said, "Huang Ma, I didn't cheat you. Pig ear told me that Huang Sanmei, who cheated him, has two physical characteristics: one is a mole on her chin and the other is a mole on her ass. You see, there's a mole on your chin, so I naturally doubt it's on your head. "

Quick mouth sister-in-law Huang touched the mole on her chin and asked, "is there a mole on my ass?"

"Don't you know that moles grow on you?" Niu Er asked puzzled.

"Niu Er, do you have eyes on your back head and can you see your ass?"

Niu Er smiled and said, "of course I don't have eyes on my back head, so I can't see my ass, and so do you. However, although you can't see it yourself, someone will always tell you. "

Quick mouth sister-in-law Huang touched her ass and said suspiciously, "do I really have a mole on my ass?"

Niu Er smiled and said, "Huang Ma, don't you know when you go home and let uncle take a look?"

Sister Huang looked at Niu Er and said, "Niu Er, I'll take off my pants now. Show me if there's a mole on my ass?"

Seeing that sister-in-law Huang was about to take off her pants, Niu Er quickly waved her hands and said, "you... Don't take off your pants. If you are seen, you think I bully you." Mrs. Huang stared at Niu Er and said, "Niu Er, you are like my son. What are you afraid of when you look at my ass? I don't say you bully me. No one dares to say so. " Hurry up, sister-in-law Huang said, untied her trouser belt and took off her pants. She pouted her ass and asked, "Niu Er, please see if there is a black mole on my ass." Niu Er glanced awkwardly. He saw a mole on sister-in-law Huang's ass. "“ Yes, there is indeed a mole. " Niu Er said“ Where does it grow? Show me with your fingers, or I don't know I have a mole on my ass. " Niu Er just wanted to point the mole with his finger. Suddenly, a voice sounded like thunder in his ear“ Niu Er, you bastard, dare to flirt with your yellow mother! " Niu Er was so frightened that he turned around and saw that it was sister-in-law Huang's husband coming. Niu Er was stunned and explained, "I... I didn't flirt with Huang Ma, i... I just looked..." you bastard boy, how dare you look at your Huang Ma's ass? Isn't it flirting? " Mrs. Huang's husband bent down, picked up a stone and threw it at Niu Er“ Shit, I'll kill you bastard! " Niu Er dodged and hastily explained, "uncle, calm down and listen to me explain slowly." Mrs. Huang's husband bent down to pick up a stone and wanted to smash Niu Er. Sister-in-law Wang tied up her pants. He scolded angrily, "you dead old boss, throw the stone to my mother." This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.