Chapter 705

Li Wei asked leisurely, "Niu Er, which beauty have you dated? Can you tell me? "

Niu Er smiled: "well, it's my privacy, but I can't say it casually. However, I can tell you that the beauty I date is no less beautiful than you."

"Really?" Li Wei tilted his head, looked at Niu Er, smiled and said, "if the beauty you date is more beautiful than me, I'll kneel at your feet immediately. However, I believe this kind of thing will never happen, that is to say, the beauty you date is certainly not as beautiful as me. "

Niu Er said unconvinced, "you think I can't find a more beautiful beauty, or there's no more beautiful beauty except you. I think you're too confident."

Li Wei said proudly, "if you are not convinced, bring her to me, or take a picture of her and show it to me."

"I don't like to show off my girlfriend, and I don't like to embarrass people. Just imagine, if I brought her in front of you, wouldn't I embarrass you? I wouldn't do such a thing."

"Ha ha! Niu Er, you are really cunning. You obviously don't have such a beautiful girlfriend, but you say you don't want to embarrass me. I believe if you bring your girlfriend to me, it's not me, but you. "

Niu Er didn't want to dwell on this topic anymore. He said, "Hey, don't you think it's boring to keep talking about this? Even if you are the largest beauty in the world, what can you do? When you are old, will you still be beautiful when you are 70 or 80? "

Li Wei said thoughtfully, "Niu Er, you're right. Even the most beautiful beauty in the world will become an ugly old woman at the age of 80. Therefore, we should have fun while we're young."

"Why have fun?"

Li Wei curled his mouth and said, "Niu Er, I want to say that you are a country boy, ignorant and like a fool. You will be angry again, but I want to say that you are really a little stupid. For example, now that I lean on your shoulder, you should hold my waist. You think, how comfortable it would be for us to hold a handsome boy and a beautiful woman together, What a happy thing. It's called instant gratification, okay? "

Niu Er thought to himself, what's the happiness of hugging you? Only holding Zhang Ting together is my ideal happiness. You think I'm stupid. In fact, I'm not stupid? I don't want to hug you because I don't love you. Can two people who don't love hug together be happy? Not to mention having fun.

Niu Er said disdainfully, "I'm not interested in love, especially in men and women."

Li Wei rolled his eyes at Niu Er and said, "you are really a strange man. If I leaned on the shoulders of other men, he would have been very happy. He would hold my waist tightly without my reminding."

Niu Er asked, "then I don't understand. Since other men like you so much, why don't you lean on his shoulder? Why don't you let him hug you? "

Li Wei angrily punched Niu Er on the shoulder and said angrily, "I don't know the phase. I insist on pestering you, a smelly man, so that my three money is not worth two money. Alas, I am a proud little princess in front of other men, but I have become a maid in front of you. According to my nature, I wish I could kill you with a knife."

Niu Er smiled and said, "then you should kill me, die early and give birth early. It would be so pleasant for me to give birth to a rich family in my next life with a golden key in my mouth."

"You think beautifully. The more you want to die, the less I will kill you. Where can I find the man I like?" Li Wei leaned his head against Niu Er's shoulder again.

Niu Er sighed and persuaded, "Li Wei, you are such a beautiful girl and have such temperament. Why should you hang on my crooked neck tree? In my opinion, let's be friends and don't fall in love."

Li Wei turned his eyes at Niu Er and said unhappily, "Niu Er, don't forget your promise. Meet me every ten days within three months. After three months, if you are still not interested in me, I will leave you and never pester you again."

Niu Er has not been cured. Now that he has promised, he can only keep his promise. At least there is only three months. After three months, Niu Er will say goodbye to Li Wei.

Niu Er said helplessly, "OK."

Li Wei begged, "Niu Er, can't you hug me?"

Li Weigang just helped Niu Er a lot. If it weren't for Li Wei, it would be difficult to solve the mystery whether he and pig ear were father and son.

Li Wei begged him for a hug, which was not too much.

Niu Er reached out and grabbed Li Wei's waist.

Li Wei murmured, "I'm so happy!"

Niu Er felt that Li Wei's waist was thin and soft and felt very comfortable. He thought, is Zhang Ting's waist the same?

Niu Er once hugged Zhang Ting at the wedding of Xiao Xue and Ding Zhe, but he didn't hug her waist.

"Niuer, can you hold me closer?" Li Wei pleaded.

Niu Er used a little strength.

Niu Er and Li Wei sat quietly in the pavilion. The time seemed to freeze. I don't know how long it took. Suddenly, a little squirrel ran in front of them. Niu Er woke up and said, "Li Wei, it's getting late. Let's go to lunch." Li Wei raised his head and murmured, "Niu Er, I want you to kiss me." Niu Er was surprised and asked, "you... Did you let me kiss you?" Li Wei asked, "Niu Er, haven't you kissed other women?"“ Well, well... "Niu Er once kissed several women, but these kisses were forced. None of them was voluntary. Today, Li Wei asked him to kiss again. Obviously, they were forced. Niu Er felt very sad. He dared not kiss the woman he wanted to kiss, but the woman he didn't want to kiss had to let him kiss“ Have you never kissed a woman? " Li Wei asked in surprise. Niu Er shook his head involuntarily and nodded again. Li Wei looked at Niu Er and guessed: "it seems that you really haven't kissed a woman. However, it's hard for me to believe this. At least, the hot black girl should let you kiss. I see her hot power, which not only let you kiss her, but also let you sleep with him."“ Don't talk nonsense. You can't talk nonsense. How can I sleep with a black girl? " Niu Er flatly rejected“ Hee hee, I'm just talking. Why are you scared like this? " At this time, Niu Er remembered that black girl asked him to breed again. This time, black girl said to breed her quickly. Niu Er remembered the words of the landlady of another restaurant. The landlady predicted that Niu Er would have a relationship with three women in addition to his wife, otherwise his marriage would break up and even his life would be short. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.