Chapter 672

"We are very traditional and conservative." Niu Er explained:

The nine bed skimmed his mouth and said, "you two don't look very traditional and conservative. Look, you two have to eat together in the middle of the night. There's no smell of tradition and conservatism."

"We agreed to stay in the same room on the day of the wedding ceremony." Niu Er can only say so.

The ninth bed nodded and exclaimed, "if there's nothing wrong with you, I agree to do so. I'm most opposed to people who roll into a bed without getting married. Hum, it's shameless. "

Just then, a uncle in his fifties came in from outside the ward.

Nine bed turned to see the uncle and shouted excitedly, "husband, you're coming."

"Here we are." Uncle looked at the small sign hanging at the head of the bed and asked, "haven't you diagnosed yet?"

"No."

The uncle glanced and said, "look at you. You just took a bubble of thin shit in the morning and asked for hospitalization for examination. Is it a bit of a fuss?"

"What is making a mountain out of a molehill? I tell you: I read a message that a person died because of diarrhea. "

The uncle asked, "is it possible that pulling a thin shit will kill you? Ghosts don't believe it. "

When the doctor made a ward round this morning, he only asked nine beds one sentence: "what shit did you pull today?"

The ninth bed replied, "it hasn't been pulled yet."

The ward doctor nodded and left.

It seems that this nine bed is really weird. It's really fun to insist on hospitalization just because I took a bubble of thin shit. No wonder the husband of nine beds didn't come to the hospital to see her. It's really unnecessary to come.

"If I pull a thin shit, it's possible to pull a second one. It's like a fire. When the fire just comes out, I have to put it out. Otherwise, I'll be in trouble when the fire is big." Nine bed pleaded.

"When are you going to stay?" Asked the uncle.

Nine bed said unhappily, "do you want me to go back early to cook for you?"

The uncle frowned and said, "yes, you are my wife. If you don't cook for me, will I let other women cook for me?"

Nine beds angrily said, "usually, there are several women who like you. When I am ill, they have the opportunity to take advantage of it. They can come to serve you."

"What are you talking about? I don't have a few good women. If I had, I wouldn't come to see you today." Uncle said discontentedly.

The ninth bed pouted and said, "I'm sick. Have you realized it? Those women will only eat and drink you and won't serve you. You, in this world, I am the only one who treats you well. "

The uncle said impatiently, "if you don't have diarrhea, go back and cook for me. Otherwise, I really have to find a new wife. Yes, find a woman who doesn't have diarrhea."

Niu Er listened to the conversation between uncle and nine bed. He kept holding back his smile.

Niu Er thought: this joke is much better than the stage. It has more images and tastes of life.

"Go find it. I hope you find a wife who is more virtuous, younger and more beautiful than me. I congratulate you in advance." Nine beds said angrily.

Uncle took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Hello, are you a marriage agency? I want to find a beautiful and virtuous woman under the age of 40... The introduction fee is not expensive. I can afford it..."

"You... You really want to find a new wife!" Cried nine.

Uncle hung up and said solemnly, "you think I'm kidding you. I can't wait on your wife who lives in the hospital for a few days after pulling a thin shit like you."

Nine beds hurriedly said, "I don't have diarrhea. I'll go through the discharge formalities immediately."

Nine beds and one Gulu got up from the hospital bed, trotted to the nurse station and shouted, "I want to leave the hospital..."

Uncle snorted and said proudly, "hum! The idea Lao Wang gave me is really clever. "

Niu Er finally laughed. He asked, "did you just call yourself?"

Uncle looked at Niu Er, smiled and said, "I didn't dial the phone at all. I just pretended to say a few words and cheated my wife. She really thought I was going to find my wife again."

Niu Er said, "my wife is still the original one."

The uncle agreed: "that's right. After all, we've lived together for decades. Even if it's not good, it's not bad."

The uncle walked away with his hands on his back and hummed Peking Opera in his mouth.

As soon as the uncle left, Xiao Fang shouted in the bathroom, "brother Niu, come in quickly."

Niu Er asked, "what's the matter?"

Xiao Fang shouted, "I... I have diarrhea."

Niu Er said disapprovingly, "what's wrong with laxity?"

Xiaofang said in horror, "didn't you listen to the ninth bed? Laxity will also die."

Niu Er said with a smile, "Xiao Fang, you mean: let me prepare for you, right?"

"You dead cow, you want to curse me to die. If I die, no one will pester you. Hum! I've already found out that you have a bad heart. " Xiao Fang said angrily.

Niu Er smiled and said, "Hey, nine beds are jumpy. You also want to pretend to be crazy." Xiao Fang said angrily, "Niu Er, come in and have a look." Niu Er reluctantly pushed open the door of the bathroom. Xiao Fang was still sitting on the toilet. She owed her ass and asked, "brother Niu, look, am I loose?" The cow looked at the toilet two times, and saw that its excrement was not shaped, but it had no foam. It seemed that the excrement was not very dry. Nothing. Don't make a fuss. " Niu Er comforted“ No problem. " Xiaofang asked anxiously. Niu Er skimmed his mouth and said, "fortunately, nine beds are leaving the hospital. Otherwise, you will go crazy under her influence." Xiao Fang said discontentedly, "brother Niu, you don't care about me at all." Niu Er explained, "Xiao Fang, don't be affected by the nine beds. It shouldn't be a big deal to pull a few thin excrement. Don't take it too seriously." Xiaofang seemed relieved. She sat down on the toilet again and said, "brother Niu, you help me wipe my ass." Niu Er was surprised and said in a panic, "Xiao Fang, you... You're crazy. You're crazy. You... You asked me to wipe your ass, aren't you... Too..." Xiao Fang said disapprovingly: "what's the matter? I just wiped my ass and didn't let you talk to me. "“ That... That won't work. " Niu Er was a little angry. He turned and walked out of the bathroom. Xiaofang wiped her ass herself. She cried, "brother Niu, come in and take me out." Niu Er pushed the door into the bathroom again. He picked up Xiao Fang. Xiaofang kissed Niu Er on the face and said, "brother Niu, I like you so much." Niu Er carried Xiao Fang to bed. Nine beds hurried back and excitedly reported, "I'm leaving the hospital!" Nine, while packing up at the bed, chattered, "my husband has a good relationship with me. He can't live without me all day. Without me, he can't even eat a hot meal." This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.