Chapter 530
Bruce Lee hung up in disappointment. He was really unwilling to sleep on the floor on his wedding night, but he couldn't find a condom. What should I do?
Bruce Lee suddenly thought of his mother-in-law.
Sister-in-law Huang received Bruce Lee's 100000 yuan bride price and saw that Bruce Lee was a white-collar worker. The most important thing was that Niu Er had physical problems and had no hope. Therefore, her attitude towards Bruce Lee Changed 180 degrees.
Bruce Lee ran to find sister-in-law Huang.
"Mom!" Bruce Lee knocked on sister-in-law Huang's door.
"Who?" Asked Mrs. Huang.
Bruce Lee replied, "it's me, Bruce Lee."
Sister-in-law Huang asked, "Bruce Lee, why don't you sleep with black girl and come to me?"
Bruce Lee said wrongfully, "Mom, black girl won't let me go to bed."
Upon hearing this, sister-in-law Huang asked in surprise, "black girl won't let you go to bed? No. "
Bruce Lee vowed, "Mom, I didn't lie to you. Black girl really doesn't allow me to go to bed. She asks me to make a floor berth. "
Sister-in-law Huang Gulu got up from the bed. She put on her clothes, opened the door, looked at Bruce Lee and asked, "did you quarrel with black girl?"
Bruce Lee shook his head and replied, "Mom, how dare I quarrel with black girl."
"Then why?" Sister-in-law Huang looked confused.
"Black girl didn't want to get pregnant and asked me to wear a condom. I didn't prepare a condom." Bruce Lee said shyly.
Sister-in-law Huang patted her thigh and shouted, "this black girl is too ignorant. She is in her twenties. If she doesn't have a baby soon, she won't have a baby later."
Sister-in-law Huang said quickly and walked to the wedding room.
As soon as sister-in-law Huang entered the wedding room, she scolded black girl and said, "girl, why are you so ignorant? Your father and I are looking forward to our grandchildren. Now that you are finally married, you have to have children quickly. Look at you. You drive your husband to the ground on your wedding night. It's not to break my incense. "
Black girl's father also ran in a hurry. He angrily accused: "black girl, our incense is counting on you."
The black girl curled her mouth and said to Bruce Lee, "Hey, you're really good. In the middle of the night, she invited her parents to suppress me. I tell you: Bruce Lee, if you can't find a condom tonight, you can sleep on the floor."
"Black girl, you are so angry with me!" Said Mrs. Huang angrily.
"Yes, I'm so angry." Black girl's father agreed.
Black girl sat up from bed. She asked faintly, "Dad and mom, do you want a healthy and smart child or a fool?"
"Of course, I want a healthy and smart grandson." Quick talk, replied Mrs. Huang.
"Yes, no one wants a fool." Black girl's father stressed.
Black girl asked, "Dad and mom, you have been in contact with Bruce Lee for a few days. I asked you two: is Bruce Lee smart and capable?"
Mrs. Huang thought for a moment and replied, "I can't see it in just two days."
"Yes, I see people's hearts for a long time." Black girl's father agreed.
"I've known Bruce Lee for several months. I know him. I know he's a fool, a fool and an honest man," said the black girl. You said, "in terms of Bruce Lee's level, can you produce an excellent talent?"
"This... This..." sister-in-law Huang couldn't answer.
"It's hard to say." Black girl's father, like a crosstalk actor, said after quick talking sister-in-law Huang.
"It's not hard to say, but to say for sure: Bruce Lee will never produce a smart talent. Therefore, if you two want a smart grandson, don't interfere in the affairs of Bruce Lee and me." Said the black girl coldly.
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Huang said, "black girl, what do you mean: don't have children?"
"Old woman, that's what black girl means." Black girl's father answered.
The black girl glanced and explained, "I'm going to artificial insemination to give birth to some smart grandchildren."
"What is artificial insemination?" Mrs. Huang looked blankly.
"I don't know." Black girl's father is also confused.
Black girl disdained and said, "I just said, you two don't understand. In short, I'll give you two old people some smart grandchildren. Forget the others and go back to your room and go to bed."
Mrs. Huang stretched out and said with satisfaction, "black girl, I'm relieved to have you. Old man, go back to bed."
"Yes, I'm relieved." Black girl's father looked at black girl and said, "girl, you're so smart."
Hurry up, sister-in-law Huang is gone.
Bruce Lee stood blankly at the door of the wedding room.
"Hum! You fool, you know how to move rescuers. You don't think about it: can my parents not stand with me? Can you give birth to a clever child as a fool? "
Bruce Lee muttered, "black girl, I won't do that with you tonight. Will you let me sleep in bed?"
The black girl stared and refused, "don't think about it! If I let you go to bed, you might do it secretly when I fall asleep. Don't forget that last time, I was drunk. You taught me that lesson. I will remember it all my life. " Bruce Lee commented: "black girl, last time, I was drunk, otherwise, I would never do that. I don't drink much tonight. I won't do it again. " The black girl looked at Bruce Lee and smiled. Bruce Lee asked, "black girl, what are you laughing at? Did you agree to have sex with me? " The black girl smiled and said, "I laugh at you as a primary school student, and I will use the idiom repeat the same mistakes. It's not simple."“ Hee hee... I learned this word from brother Niu. " Bruce Lee said“ Hey, do you want to stand all night? " Asked the black girl. Bruce Lee said awkwardly, "I... I'd better make a floor shop."“ That's right, Bruce Lee, remember: we have three rules. One of them is: you have to listen to me unconditionally. "“ OK, I'll listen to you. " Bruce Lee reluctantly made a floor shop. Bruce Lee slept on the ground, listening to the black girl's even breathing. He didn't sleep all night. Because the little guy in the crotch stood upright and refused to be soft. At dawn, Bruce Lee fell asleep“ Ouch! " Bruce Lee was kicked heavily and woke up from his sleep“ Get up, lazy pig! " The black girl scolded. Bruce Lee got up. He touched his ass and complained, "black girl, why do you kick so hard? It hurts me."“ If you don't get up again, I'll kick harder. " Said the black girl with a tiger face“ Black girl, I'm your husband. Be gentle with me. " Bruce Lee said pitifully“ My wife has never been gentle since she was born. Since you don't think I'm gentle, don't marry me. " Said the black girl with a gloomy face. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.
Bruce Lee suddenly thought of his mother-in-law.
Sister-in-law Huang received Bruce Lee's 100000 yuan bride price and saw that Bruce Lee was a white-collar worker. The most important thing was that Niu Er had physical problems and had no hope. Therefore, her attitude towards Bruce Lee Changed 180 degrees.
Bruce Lee ran to find sister-in-law Huang.
"Mom!" Bruce Lee knocked on sister-in-law Huang's door.
"Who?" Asked Mrs. Huang.
Bruce Lee replied, "it's me, Bruce Lee."
Sister-in-law Huang asked, "Bruce Lee, why don't you sleep with black girl and come to me?"
Bruce Lee said wrongfully, "Mom, black girl won't let me go to bed."
Upon hearing this, sister-in-law Huang asked in surprise, "black girl won't let you go to bed? No. "
Bruce Lee vowed, "Mom, I didn't lie to you. Black girl really doesn't allow me to go to bed. She asks me to make a floor berth. "
Sister-in-law Huang Gulu got up from the bed. She put on her clothes, opened the door, looked at Bruce Lee and asked, "did you quarrel with black girl?"
Bruce Lee shook his head and replied, "Mom, how dare I quarrel with black girl."
"Then why?" Sister-in-law Huang looked confused.
"Black girl didn't want to get pregnant and asked me to wear a condom. I didn't prepare a condom." Bruce Lee said shyly.
Sister-in-law Huang patted her thigh and shouted, "this black girl is too ignorant. She is in her twenties. If she doesn't have a baby soon, she won't have a baby later."
Sister-in-law Huang said quickly and walked to the wedding room.
As soon as sister-in-law Huang entered the wedding room, she scolded black girl and said, "girl, why are you so ignorant? Your father and I are looking forward to our grandchildren. Now that you are finally married, you have to have children quickly. Look at you. You drive your husband to the ground on your wedding night. It's not to break my incense. "
Black girl's father also ran in a hurry. He angrily accused: "black girl, our incense is counting on you."
The black girl curled her mouth and said to Bruce Lee, "Hey, you're really good. In the middle of the night, she invited her parents to suppress me. I tell you: Bruce Lee, if you can't find a condom tonight, you can sleep on the floor."
"Black girl, you are so angry with me!" Said Mrs. Huang angrily.
"Yes, I'm so angry." Black girl's father agreed.
Black girl sat up from bed. She asked faintly, "Dad and mom, do you want a healthy and smart child or a fool?"
"Of course, I want a healthy and smart grandson." Quick talk, replied Mrs. Huang.
"Yes, no one wants a fool." Black girl's father stressed.
Black girl asked, "Dad and mom, you have been in contact with Bruce Lee for a few days. I asked you two: is Bruce Lee smart and capable?"
Mrs. Huang thought for a moment and replied, "I can't see it in just two days."
"Yes, I see people's hearts for a long time." Black girl's father agreed.
"I've known Bruce Lee for several months. I know him. I know he's a fool, a fool and an honest man," said the black girl. You said, "in terms of Bruce Lee's level, can you produce an excellent talent?"
"This... This..." sister-in-law Huang couldn't answer.
"It's hard to say." Black girl's father, like a crosstalk actor, said after quick talking sister-in-law Huang.
"It's not hard to say, but to say for sure: Bruce Lee will never produce a smart talent. Therefore, if you two want a smart grandson, don't interfere in the affairs of Bruce Lee and me." Said the black girl coldly.
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Huang said, "black girl, what do you mean: don't have children?"
"Old woman, that's what black girl means." Black girl's father answered.
The black girl glanced and explained, "I'm going to artificial insemination to give birth to some smart grandchildren."
"What is artificial insemination?" Mrs. Huang looked blankly.
"I don't know." Black girl's father is also confused.
Black girl disdained and said, "I just said, you two don't understand. In short, I'll give you two old people some smart grandchildren. Forget the others and go back to your room and go to bed."
Mrs. Huang stretched out and said with satisfaction, "black girl, I'm relieved to have you. Old man, go back to bed."
"Yes, I'm relieved." Black girl's father looked at black girl and said, "girl, you're so smart."
Hurry up, sister-in-law Huang is gone.
Bruce Lee stood blankly at the door of the wedding room.
"Hum! You fool, you know how to move rescuers. You don't think about it: can my parents not stand with me? Can you give birth to a clever child as a fool? "
Bruce Lee muttered, "black girl, I won't do that with you tonight. Will you let me sleep in bed?"
The black girl stared and refused, "don't think about it! If I let you go to bed, you might do it secretly when I fall asleep. Don't forget that last time, I was drunk. You taught me that lesson. I will remember it all my life. " Bruce Lee commented: "black girl, last time, I was drunk, otherwise, I would never do that. I don't drink much tonight. I won't do it again. " The black girl looked at Bruce Lee and smiled. Bruce Lee asked, "black girl, what are you laughing at? Did you agree to have sex with me? " The black girl smiled and said, "I laugh at you as a primary school student, and I will use the idiom repeat the same mistakes. It's not simple."“ Hee hee... I learned this word from brother Niu. " Bruce Lee said“ Hey, do you want to stand all night? " Asked the black girl. Bruce Lee said awkwardly, "I... I'd better make a floor shop."“ That's right, Bruce Lee, remember: we have three rules. One of them is: you have to listen to me unconditionally. "“ OK, I'll listen to you. " Bruce Lee reluctantly made a floor shop. Bruce Lee slept on the ground, listening to the black girl's even breathing. He didn't sleep all night. Because the little guy in the crotch stood upright and refused to be soft. At dawn, Bruce Lee fell asleep“ Ouch! " Bruce Lee was kicked heavily and woke up from his sleep“ Get up, lazy pig! " The black girl scolded. Bruce Lee got up. He touched his ass and complained, "black girl, why do you kick so hard? It hurts me."“ If you don't get up again, I'll kick harder. " Said the black girl with a tiger face“ Black girl, I'm your husband. Be gentle with me. " Bruce Lee said pitifully“ My wife has never been gentle since she was born. Since you don't think I'm gentle, don't marry me. " Said the black girl with a gloomy face. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.