Chapter 508

Niu Er glared at the black girl and motioned her to be serious.

The black girl held back her smile. She thought for a moment and said faintly, "listen to me, Bruce Lee. If you want to marry me, you must rely on me for three things."

"Well, I'll do it all by you." Bruce Lee nodded and agreed.

Black girl's face suddenly became serious. She asked word by word, "Bruce Lee, do you think you are smart and capable?"

Bruce Lee raised his head and looked at black girl in surprise. He didn't know what black girl meant, so he hesitated and replied, "I... I'm a little smart, but I'm not very capable."

"Are you smart?!" The black girl glared at Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee saw that the black girl suddenly turned his face. Knowing that he had said something wrong, he quickly corrected, "I... I'm not smart and can't do it."

The black girl's face eased, and she said contemptuously, "that's right, people, you have to know yourself. I think: you are not smart and can't do it. What else can you do besides making steamed buns and steamed buns? No. Look at you, a man doesn't make as much money as I do. "

The landlady's hotel business is in a slump. She can only give Bruce Lee 2000 yuan a month. But black girl, who works as a nanny at Wu Tianlei's house, can earn 5000 yuan a month. No wonder black girls look down on Bruce Lee.

"Yes, I'm incompetent. Black girl, I will continue to study cooking and strive to get a first-class chef certificate. " Bruce Lee said.

The black girl curled her lips and said disdainfully, "Bruce Lee, when you get the first-class chef certificate, the cauliflower will be cold long ago. Anyway, you are a man who is not smart and can't do it. "

"Yes, yes, yes." Bruce Lee nodded yes.

The black girl asked faintly, "Bruce Lee, do you know that people's intelligence and ability can be inherited?"

Bruce Lee nodded his head and replied, "I know. The ancients said: Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and mice give birth to children who can make holes."

"That's great." Said the black girl happily.

Bruce Lee then said, "although I'm not smart and can't do it, my son and daughter will be better than blue."

Niu Er was very surprised. He didn't expect Bruce Lee's mouth to be so eloquent.

"Shit!" The black girl is angry.

Bruce Lee asked in panic, "black girl, am I... Am I wrong?"

"Wrong, very wrong!" Said the black girl angrily.

Bruce Lee looked at the black girl at a loss. He really couldn't understand what was wrong with him.

Black girl squinted at Bruce Lee and taught, "I tell you, even if your son and daughter are better than blue, they are not smart and capable. You are also a rural man. You should know that coward seeds can't grow good crops. "

Bruce Lee asked suspiciously, "black girl, do you mean that my son and daughter are not smart and capable?"

The black girl nodded hard and said, "yes!"

"Then... What shall we do?" Bruce Lee scratched his head. He didn't know what to do.

Does black girl mean no children?

Bruce Lee likes children very much. He fantasizes countless times that he will have a group of children in the future, at least seven or eight. However, black girl said she was not smart, could not do it, and could not give birth to smart and capable children.

Black girl looked at Bruce Lee and asked, "have you ever heard of artificial insemination?"

"Artificial insemination?" Bruce Lee was stunned.

Bruce Lee has never heard of this word.

"Haven't you heard of it?" Asked the black girl.

Bruce Lee shook his head blankly, indicating that he had never heard of it.

The black girl curled her mouth and looked contemptuous. She sighed and said, "Bruce Lee, you are a pig. You can't understand anything except the following one."

Bruce Lee looked at Niu Er with a look of asking for help.

Niu Er was startled to see black girl mention "artificial insemination". He never dreamed that black girl dared to mention "breeding" to Bruce Lee publicly.

Niu Er was a little frightened. He said to the black girl, "you... What are you talking about?"

Black girl looked at Niu Er coldly and said, "what I said about artificial insemination is to do it in the hospital, not mating."

Niu Er finally understood that black girl was giving Bruce Lee a "preventive shot" and putting a "smoke bomb" in front of Bruce Lee.

Niu Er learned black girl's cleverness again. It seems that black girl knows a lot.

If the black girl wants to have the second cow bred, then if Bruce Lee does a paternity test in the future, he will find that the child is not his own.

Now black girl openly puts forward "artificial insemination", which tells Bruce Lee that the child is definitely not yours.

Black girl is so powerful. She is trying to prevent trouble before it burns.

"Can the hospital do this?" Bruce Lee asked in surprise.

Black girl said coldly, "Bruce Lee, you can inquire about it. Naturally, you will know what artificial insemination is. My meaning is very clear: I can marry you, but I don't want the child to be too stupid, so I want to do artificial insemination. I ask you, "do you agree?"

Although Bruce Lee did not understand what is called "artificial insemination", he was relieved when he heard that he was going to the hospital to do it“ I promise. " Bruce Lee answered quickly“ Bruce Lee, although the child we gave birth to is not yours, it was mine after all, so we are still very close. In this way, there may be some big scientists. " The black girl said happily. Bruce Lee also said happily, "black girl, you're right. I don't want my child to be a steamed stuffed bun."“ You are wise. " Black girl said with satisfaction. Black girl didn't expect Bruce Lee to promise so readily, so she finally let her heart down. Black girl glanced at Niu Er meaningfully, her eyes full of expectations. Black girl's meaning is obvious. She told Niu Er: I've cleared the obstacles of breeding, and it's up to you in the future. Niu Er was forced to promise black girl to breed her after she married Bruce Lee. However, Niu Er just beat wow casually and didn't really want to breed her. Black girl said happily, "Bruce Lee, after we get married, I'm going to the hospital for artificial insemination. This is the first thing." Bruce Lee asked, "what's the second thing?" Black girl said, "the second thing is that you have to give me all the money you earn in your life. Saving private money is not allowed. " Bruce Lee agreed with a smile: "black girl, it's no use asking for money. First, I don't drink, second, I don't smoke, third, I don't drink tea, I don't play cards, I don't play mahjong. So even if you give me pocket money, I have no place to spend it. "“ Very good. " Black girl was very satisfied with Bruce Lee's answer“ The third thing is: you have to listen to me all your life. I am the parent, and my words are the imperial edict. " Bruce Lee nodded again and again. He said hurriedly, "black girl, I have no parents and no brothers. I don't listen to you. Who do I listen to? You can rest assured that if you say one, I will never say two. " This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.