Chapter 500

"Talking at the movies?" Bruce Lee asked puzzled.

"Yes, black girl likes to talk when watching movies. You have to talk with her. Don't let her watch movies alone."

Bruce Lee nodded and said, "I see."

Niu Er hated iron and said, "Bruce Lee, you should say more flattery to the black girl. Don't always be clumsy. Haven't you heard of it? Women are auditory animals. "

"Hearing animals?" Bruce Lee was stunned. He heard the word for the first time.

"Women like to listen to compliments. You say to black girls: you are so beautiful; You are so capable; I like you! I love you so much. "

Bruce Lee said shyly, "brother Niu, I can't say these words."

"I ask you: do you want to marry a daughter-in-law? Do you want the black girl to marry you? " Niu Er asked unhappily.

"Yes, of course. Brother Niu, I had a dream last night that I married black girl. When I held her into my bridal chamber, she suddenly asked me: who are you? I said I was Bruce Lee, your husband. Of course, the black girl was angry. She slapped me and said viciously, "my husband is Niu Er."

Bruce Lee said this with a long sigh and asked, "brother Niu, my dream is so strange. When I wake up, I think, is the person black girl loves really brother Niu?"

Bruce Lee's dream frightened Niu Er.

Niu Er thought: did black girl give Bruce Lee a dream and tell Bruce Lee that the person she loves is Niu Er.

Niu Er can't let Bruce Lee misunderstand himself. In this way, Bruce Lee will retreat.

"Bruce Lee, you're talking nonsense again. Black girl and I are brothers and sisters. Although we grew up together as children, we have no husband and wife relationship. I'll tell you a secret: I don't agree with black girl. If we become husband and wife, one of us will die immediately. "

Niu Er lied. He could only use this lie to calm Bruce Lee's heart and make him believe that Niu Er and black girl could not be married.

"Really?" Bruce Lee asked dubiously.

"Bruce Lee, my mother and Heiniu's mother are good friends. When I was one year old, my mother wanted to give me a baby kiss. She specially invited an old Taoist priest to tell black Niu's fortune. The old Taoist looked at the eight characters of our birthday and said in horror: great evil, great evil. My mother and black girl's mother were so frightened that they didn't dare to mention it anymore. "

"It's true." Bruce Lee looked pleased.

"Bruce Lee, I asked a blind man to tell the fate of you and black girl. You two are a perfect couple. If you marry a black girl, you will prosper, and you two can have a group of children. " Niu Er made up a lie again.

Niu Er said this just to cheer Bruce Lee up and tell him not to give up black girl.

"Really?" Bruce Lee asked with great joy.

"Absolutely true. You know, it cost me a thousand yuan to count your lives. " Niu Er said vividly.

"Brother Niu, thank you so much. You are closer than my brother. In this world, you are the only one who really treats me." Bruce Lee said gratefully.

Niu Er grabbed Bruce Lee's shoulder and encouraged him: "Bruce Lee, you and I are orphans. We both have to work hard."

Bruce Lee said in high spirits, "brother Niu, I won't lose heart if you cheer me on."

Niu Er wants to beat Bruce Lee's anger enough and let him pursue black girl without hesitation.

Niu Er very much hopes that Bruce Lee can marry black girl. In this way, Bruce Lee will have a home.

Niu Er and Bruce Lee slapped each other and shouted, "Hi!"

"What are you two doing? It's like beating chicken blood." The black girl skimmed her mouth.

Niu Er said faintly, "black girl, we just beat cow blood, which is much more powerful than chicken blood."

The black girl stared at Niu Er and asked, "brother Niu, didn't you give Bruce Lee any bad ideas?"

"Can I give Bruce Lee some bad advice? No. " Niu Er smiled.

Black girl looked at the time on her cell phone and urged, "Bruce Lee, let's go. The film is about to start."

Bruce Lee quickly stood up and said obediently, "OK, let's go."

Black girl didn't even say hello to Niu Er, so she turned and left.

Bruce Lee waved to Niu Er and said, "brother Niu, I'm leaving."

Niu Er clenched his fist, raised it and motioned Bruce Lee to come on.

Bruce Lee and black girl ran away.

Niu Er continued to eat alone. While eating, he thought about how to make the relationship between Bruce Lee and black girl develop by leaps and bounds.

Niu Er has realized that it is difficult to deal with black girl only by Bruce Lee's ability. It seems that extraordinary measures must be taken to get them into the palace of marriage.

What extraordinary measures should be taken?

Niu Er asked for a bottle of beer. He thought while drinking. Suddenly, he stared at the bottle and muttered, "yes, I have to take out Chen Ping's move."

At first, Chen Ping invited Niu Er to dinner. She put sweat medicine in the wine, tried to turn Niu Er over, and then put Niu Er on her bed. In this way, when Niu Eryi wakes up, he has become a boat with Chen pingmu.

At that time, if Niu Er refuses to comply, he can sue Niu Er for a "crime of coercion". Niu Er smiled. In order to deal with Wang Mazi, Niu Er purchased "sweat medicine" online. He once tried the effect. As a result, he only ate a small spoon and fell asleep for five hours. Niu Er thought that if only black girl and Bruce Lee ate half a spoon, they could sleep for three hours. These three hours are enough. Niu Er thought about it and bought a chicken. He asked the vendor to kill him and left a small bottle of chicken blood. Niu Er looked at the bottle of chicken blood and said faintly, "black girl, I think of you everywhere." Niu Er ran to the street to buy several cooked foods and a box of beer. When everything was ready, it was already 4:30 p.m. Niu Er estimated the time. The film should be over. Niu Er called black girl“ Hey, is the movie over? "“ Just finished. " The black girl replied excitedly. Listening to the tone of black girl, Bruce Lee didn't sleep when watching the film and talked with black girl. Therefore, black girl was more satisfied“ Black girl, I bought some cooked food and let Bruce Lee come to the villa for dinner. " Niu Er invited“ OK. " The black girl agreed. Obviously, black girl is very satisfied with Bruce Lee's performance. Otherwise, she would have been too lazy to pay more attention to Bruce Lee. Recently, Wu Tianlei is not at home. This is a great opportunity for Niu Er to show his "plan". Niu Er hummed a little song. He was very proud because he finally figured out a clever plan that could "catalyze" the relationship between Bruce Lee and black girl overnight. Niu Er has heard that the body is the lubricant of feelings. When men and women have a physical relationship, feelings will develop rapidly. Although Niu Er doesn't agree with this view, he thinks it makes some sense. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.