Chapter 478

Niu Er skimmed his mouth, deliberately pretended to be confused and asked, "village head, you are the head of a village. Why are you afraid of your wife?"

Zhaofeng sighed and said sadly, "Niu Er, I'll tell you a bloody experience: your wife can't believe it."

Niu Er pretended to be surprised and asked, "my wife should be the closest person. Why can't I believe it? If I don't even believe my wife, who should I believe?"

Zhaofeng's ear patted Niu Er on the shoulder and warned, "brother-in-law, I don't treat you as an outsider, so I say this to you. In fact, a wife is a man's dress. Put it on when you need it and take it off when you don't need it. There is an old saying that goes well: husband and wife are birds in the same forest. When a disaster comes, they fly separately. "

Niu Er couldn't agree with Zhao Fenger's view. He felt that husband and wife should be the people who spend the longest time together. If they can't trust and be considerate to each other, it would be too sad.

Niu Er gave a noncommittal "um".

Zhaofeng's ear sighed: "Niu Er, if you meet a good woman, you may still be able to trust a little, but if you meet a woman with an idea, you'll be unlucky."

Niu Er knows that the scheming woman mentioned by Zhaofeng ear alludes to his wife.

"Does your sister have a plan?" Niu Er simply asked.

Zhaofeng's ear glanced at Niu Er and nodded.

Niu Erjing drank three glasses of wine for zhaofenger. Zhaofenger drank the wine and opened his chatterbox. He shook his head and said, "your sister is not an ordinary woman. She is a real tigress. No, she is a cunning fox. Alas! I was blind and married such a woman. "

Niu Er asked, "why is your sister so cunning? I can't see why. "

Zhaofeng said bitterly, "she has a diary, which records what I said and did in detail one by one."

Niu Er deliberately asked, "what do you do with this, sister? Do you want to record your great achievements so that you can be the village head forever? "

Zhaofeng snorted with his nose and said angrily, "where does she record my great achievements? She records all my faults, problems and shortcomings so that she can hold my ox's nose and let me listen to her."

"Ah!" Niu Er exaggerated his eyes and asked, "village head, there seems to be nothing wrong with you, let alone a problem."

Zhaofeng sighed and said dejectedly, "Niu Er, I'm good at everything. I just have a hobby of loving women. When I see a beautiful woman, my eyes are straight and I can't move."

Niu Er smiled and said disapprovingly, "village head, I don't think you're a problem. Men like women. If you don't like women, there must be a physical problem. Just like Wang Han, when a woman touched his crotch, he didn't respond. "

Zhaofeng ear said happily, "Niu Er, do you really think so?"

"Of course. I'm a man. Of course I understand men. " Niu Er said sincerely.

Zhaofeng sighed and said, "in fact, I can't blame my playfulness. I'll tell you a secret: my wife has gynecological diseases. It's rare for me to do it once a month."

"Ah!" Niu Er gave a cry of surprise.

Zhaofeng whispered, "Niu Er, think about it. My wife won't let me do it or allow me to do it outside. Isn't it going to ruin my sexual life?"

"My sister has gynecological diseases?" asked the cow half letter and half doubt

"You don't believe me?" Zhaofeng asked unhappily.

"Believe, absolutely believe, how can I not believe? I'm just surprised." Niu Er defended.

Niu Er doesn't believe Zhaofeng's words at all. Even if Zhaofeng's wife has gynecological diseases, it should be in recent years. It's impossible to have gynecological diseases when she just got married.

As Niu Er knows: soon after Zhao Fenger got married, he flirted outside.

"Niu Er, if my wife didn't have gynecological diseases, I wouldn't be bothered. Alas! People only see my fancy side and don't know my helplessness. " Zhaofeng's ear sighed.

"Village head, you are so bitter. It turned out that I misunderstood you. Today, I finally understand that it's hard to hide when you're making a woman outside. " Niu Er said thoughtfully.

Zhaofeng Er took a big sip of wine and sighed, "Niu Er, I have another secret. I told you today."

Niu Er was surprised again and hurriedly asked, "village head, don't worry. Tell me that I have a tight mouth and won't tell the second person."

Zhaofeng ear attached his mouth to Niu Er's ear and said faintly, "when my wife married me, she was no longer the eldest daughter of yellow flower."

"Ah!" Niu Er was really frightened this time.

"Is this... Is this possible?" Niu Er asked with wide eyes.

"Alas! I've held it all my life and haven't revealed it to anyone. It's hard for me to talk about it. " Zhaofeng said sadly.

"No?" Niu Er said suspiciously, "maybe you are too worried."

Zhaofeng said angrily, "I have more experience in women than anyone else. To tell you the truth, I slept with two women before I got married. Of course, both women were married. "“ How do you know that your wife is not Huanghua's eldest daughter? " Niu Er asked knowingly. Zhaofeng sneered and said, "the big girl of yellow flower will be red when she sleeps with a man for the first time."“ "Falling red?" Niu Er pretended to be at a loss. Zhaofeng looked contemptuous and said, "Niu Er, you are really stupid, not pretending to be stupid. Don't you even know Luo Hong?"“ I really haven't heard of falling red. " Zhaofeng's ear shook his head and sighed, "Niu Er, I always thought you were smart and knew everything. Unexpectedly, you don't even have this little common sense. I tell you: there is a film at the hole of a woman's mouth. When a man breaks that film when he sleeps with a man for the first time, he will bleed and bleed on the bed, which is called falling red. "“ Oh, so it is. " Niu Er pretended to be enlightened. Zhaofeng ear said proudly, "Niu Er, when you marry my sister-in-law in the future, you should carefully see if there is red on the bed. If not, my sister-in-law is not a virgin." Niu Er pretended to be meditative and said to himself, "it seems that I have to try to get married. Try if Chen Ping doesn't fall red. If she doesn't fall red, I won't marry her."“ Yes. " Zhaofeng agrees. Zhaofeng's ear looked at Niu Er and said faintly, "Niu Er, I didn't provoke the relationship between you and your sister-in-law. I guess my sister-in-law Chen Ping is not Huanghua's eldest daughter for a long time."“ Really? " Niu Er opened his confused eyes“ Niu Er, my sister-in-law has been romantic since childhood. She is a true love. I heard that she fell in love n times when she was in junior high school. Think about it: will she still be a virgin? " This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.