Chapter 283

"Then how can I make the landlady give up?" Xiaofang asked with a frown.

"I have a plan." Niu Er said.

"What trick? Tell me." Xiaofang asked excitedly.

"Bitter meat plan." Niu Er said word by word.

"What does that mean?" Xiao Fang opened her confused eyes and looked at Niu Er puzzled.

"Xiao Fang, you once told the landlady that your father is a very arrogant man. The landlady will send me to accompany you when she believes it. According to the landlady's idea: I have some martial arts and won't be killed by your father. I want to use your lie to show your father's barbarism and add fuel to the fire to scare the landlady. " Niu Er said.

"Brother Niu, I still don't understand what you mean."

"I'm going to break my head with a brick and say I was beaten by your father." Niu Er said.

"Ah!" Xiao Fang exclaimed. She stared at Niu Er, shook her head and said, "No."

"Why not? Using this method can not only make the landlady die and marry you as her daughter-in-law, but also make her fear your father. " Niu Er said.

"This method is not good." Xiaofang said anxiously, "what if you pat your head with a brick?"

"I'll be measured. Just shoot the bleeding." Niu Er said with a smile.

"The head is the most critical organ of human beings. It is known as the headquarters. How can you shoot the head casually. What if it's stupid? " Xiao Fang shook her head again and again.

"If I'm stupid, I can't find the master's daughter. It's just that you can take me in." Niu Er said with a smile.

"You think so!" Xiao Fang glared at Niu Er and said discontentedly, "when you are well, go to find the master's daughter and marry her. You're stupid. No one wants it. Just let me carry this burden. "

"Xiao Fang, I'm stupid. I'm also stupid for you. Of course, you should take care of me." Niu Er said seriously.

"So I won't let you pat your head." Xiao Fang skimmed her mouth.

"What if you don't pat your head?" Niu Er asked.

Xiao Fang thought for a moment and said, "just scratch your arm or leg a little."

"If you hurt your arms and legs, you can't shock. Only if you hurt your head can you frighten the landlady." Niu Er insisted.

"If you want to shoot, I'm not responsible for it." Xiao Fang said.

"I'm stupid, so you send me to the boss's mother's house and let the boss's mother take care of me." Niu Er said.

"Brother Niu, do you expect the landlady to take care of you?" Xiao Fang sneered.

"Do you think the landlady won't care about me?"

"Of course. The landlady is a businessman. She won't do anything without making a profit. You've become a fool. What does she want you to do? " Xiao Fang skimmed her mouth.

"Since no one cares about me, you can simply bring me back and let the wolf eat me." Niu Er said angrily.

"If the wolf doesn't eat you and wants to eat me, don't I seek my own death?" Xiaofang said unhappily, "you are a fool and don't know how to protect me."

"Neither can this nor that. You just leave me here and let me live and die." Niu Er said angrily.

"Brother Niu, are you angry?" Xiaofang looked at Niu Er Tieqing's face and said with a smile, "brother Niu, don't worry. If you're stupid, I'll get a marriage certificate with you right away. When you get married, I'll take you to see a doctor."

"Why don't you take me to see a doctor first, wait for the doctor, and then marry me?" Niu Er asked.

"When you get well, you'll find the master's daughter again. Don't I draw water with a bamboo basket?" Xiao Fang snorted, "I'm not a fool. I wouldn't do such a stupid thing."

Xiao Fang and Niu Er quarreled and ate at the same time. After dinner, I bought a ticket at the long-distance bus station and set foot on my way home.

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As soon as he got off the bus in city a, Niu Er saw a small clinic not far from the station, so he picked up a brick on the ground and slapped it on his head.

Seeing this, Xiao Fang was so frightened that she exclaimed, "Mom!"

Niu Er's head blossomed and shed blood.

"Brother Niu, you are stupid! Sobbing... "Xiao Fang was so frightened that she began to cry.

"Don't be afraid. Go to the clinic and wrap it up." Niu Er said with a smile.

Xiaofang took out some facial tissues and handed them to Niu Er: "Niu... Brother Niu, you... Cover your wound quickly."

A few steps to the clinic, the doctor asked: "fight?"

Niu Er replied, "I quarreled with my wife. As soon as she was angry, she threw the cup over."

The doctor looked at Xiao Fang and said, "how can you throw a cup on your head? If you hit your temple, it will kill people."

Xiao Fang lowered her head and said nothing.

The nurse wrapped up Niu Er and said, "don't get into the water. Pay attention when taking a bath."

Niu Er nodded.

As soon as she left the clinic, Xiao Fang scolded and said, "brother Niu, why are you joking? You said I smashed it. People look at me strangely, as if I were a tigress."

"I'm in a good mood. I'm kidding." Niu Er said with a smile“ Brother Niu, I don't like you making such jokes. " Xiao Fang raised her face“ OK, Xiao Fang, don't be angry. I won't make such jokes in the future. " Niu Er called the landlady: "aunt, Xiaofang and I are back."“ Ah! Come back so soon. " The landlady asked eagerly, "how are things going?"“ Aunt, let's talk about it when we meet. Xiaofang and I will come to the noodle shop right away. " Niu Er hung up the phone. Niu Er took a taxi and arrived at the noodle shop in less than 20 minutes. Before the taxi stopped, the landlady ran out of the noodle shop. She was so frightened that her face turned pale when she saw the bandage on the second head of the cow“ Niu Er, what's the matter with you? " The landlady holds Niu Er“ Alas! Aunt, I'm lucky to accompany Xiaofang back to my hometown this time and come back safely. " Niu Er deliberately pretends to be lucky to survive the disaster“ What happened? " The landlady asked in panic“ Aunt, go into the store and talk slowly. " Niu Er said weakly. The landlady helped Niu Er into the noodle shop and asked him to sit down. Then he ran to pour two glasses of water“ Alas! I never thought I could come back safely. " Niu Er said with emotion“ Is it... Is it Xiaofang's father? " Asked the landlady. Niu Er nodded and said, "Auntie, if I hadn't learned some martial arts and hid quickly, I would have died."“ Xiao Fang, why don't you stop your father? What if you kill someone? " The landlady accused Xiao Fang“ Aunt, I wasn't there. " Xiaofang said“ Oh, Niu Er, when talking about such things, you should let Xiao Fang escort you. " Said the landlady“ I didn't expect Xiaofang's father's temper to be so violent. As soon as he spoke, Xiaofang's father jumped up in a rage. He grabbed a bowl around him and smashed it at me. I turned aside and dodged. I didn't expect Xiaofang's father to swing the bench again. Fortunately, my head deviated and only wiped my head. However, this wipe also broke his head and blood. " Niu Er narrated. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.