Chapter 282

"Xiao Fang, I said, I'll take you back to your hometown." Niu Er said.

Xiaofang curled her lips and said, "OK, then write me something so that you won't admit having said it."

Niu Er smiled and thought: This Xiaofang is trying to trap me.

"OK, just write. However, I can tell the ugly story first. I only give it to you once a year. Otherwise, if you run to your hometown in three or two days, I don't have time to see you off frequently. " Niu Er said.

Xiao Fang took out a piece of paper and a pen from her backpack, put them on the slate and said, "brother Niu, write quickly."

"Xiao Fang, you say, I write." Niu Er can't write this toy.

"OK. Brother Niu, you write: I promise to send Xiaofang back to her hometown once a year. Then, just sign your name. " Xiao Fang said happily. I thought: with this thing, I'm not afraid that Niu Er won't admit it.

After Niu Er finished writing, he looked at it and said, "Xiao Fang, I have to add one more sentence: each time is limited to one week. Otherwise, if you go back to your hometown for a month, do you want me to accompany you for a month? "

Xiaofang thought for a moment and promised, "OK."

Xiao Fang carefully read the letter of commitment several times, then waved it and shouted to the distance, "you want to eat me, no way!"

"Xiao Fang, in fact, if I don't give it to you, the wolf won't dare to eat you." Niu Er said with a smile. Suddenly, Niu Er Meng patted his thigh and shouted, "Oh!"

"What's the matter?" Xiaofang asked.

"Xiao Fang, if I don't marry you and send you back to my hometown, how can I tell your parents? What do you say to the people in the village? " Niu Er asked with a sad face.

"Why not? Just say we are husband and wife. " Xiaofang said carelessly.

"How did you sleep that night?" Niu Er asked.

"Just sleep in one room and one bed. The night before last, we slept in the same room and bed. " Xiao Fang said.

"That's different." Niu Er frowned and said.

"What's different? That's the same thing." Xiao Fang stared at Niu Er and said, "I'm not afraid of you taking advantage of me. You're afraid of farting."

"I'm single now. When I get married, I'm a married man. It's not appropriate to sleep with you again." Niu Er explained.

"On the train and on the ship, men and women who are not husband and wife still sleep in the same room. They have all been married." Xiao Fang said.

"That's not a lonely room." Niu Er sighed and said, "if my wife knows to go back to her hometown with you in the name of husband and wife and live in a room and a bed, she must sue me for bigamy."

"Brother Niu, if your wife accuses you cruelly, you might as well divorce her. When you get out of prison, I'll marry you. " Xiao Fang said excitedly.

"Think of good things." Niu Er thought to himself: Well, you Xiaofang, you will eat me all your life.

After breakfast, they were on their way again.

Xiao Fang took a few steps and looked back to see if the wolf was still following.

"Xiao Fang, don't look back. Look at the road. Don't twist your feet again. I don't want to carry you on the mountain road." Niu Er reminded.

"Brother Niu, the wolf has been following us. It seems that he is getting closer and closer to us." Xiaofang said with fear.

Niu Er looked back and said, "when it gets closer, I'll hit it again."

Maybe the wolf heard Niu Er's words and ran away without a trace.

At eleven o'clock at noon, Niu Er and Xiao Fang rushed to the town.

They still went to the hotel.

Niu Er bought five bowls of rice, two plates of braised meat and three plates of side dishes.

Niu Er pushed two plates of braised pork in brown sauce to Xiao Fang and said, "you've eaten all of them and have a good appetite."

Xiao Fang smiled, looked at Niu Er Chen and said, "brother Niu, you are bad!"

"I let you eat braised meat. Why is it bad?" Niu Er asked with a smile.

"Hum! You are so kind to me that I like you more and more. Later, if you find the master's daughter, you can't marry me. At that time, I only have you in my heart and don't like other men, so I can only be a single dog all my life. " Xiaofang complained.

"I have no doubt that you will meet a better man than me." Niu Er said with relief.

"What if I don't?" Xiaofang asked.

"If you can't, then be my little wife." Niu Er joked.

"OK. That's what you said. Don't deny it then. " Xiao Fang said like a treasure.

"Ha ha, you are serious. Even if I agree, you agree, my wife won't agree. Besides, the law doesn't allow it. I'm kidding you. Are you serious? " Niu Er said with a smile.

"The law doesn't allow me to be your underground wife." Xiao Fang said solemnly.

"Stop! A joke is a joke. Don't take it seriously. Although I'm not a good person, I don't want to be a bad person. Bigamy is against the law. I don't want to go to jail. " Niu Er said seriously.

"Brother Niu, you're kidding. I'm not kidding. You love me. As long as your master's daughter doesn't sue you, no one can control it. " Xiao Fang skimmed her mouth“ Well, that's the end of the joke. " Niu Er waved his hand“ Cannot end. " Xiao Fang said with a straight face, "you said it yourself. If I can't meet a good man in the future, I'll be your little wife. I take that seriously. "“ Xiao Fang, even if I'm not kidding, can my wife do it? " Niu Er regretted playing this joke“ Brother Niu, if I can do your wife's job and she agrees, you have nothing to say? " Xiao Fang seems to have made up her mind to be Niu Er's little wife“ The law does not allow it. " Niu Er grabbed the last straw“ How does the law know I'm your little wife? I don't say, you don't say a word, and your wife doesn't admit it. Who knows I'm your little wife? " Xiao Fang has a good idea“ Xiao Fang, do you think the law is a vase? It looks good there? "“ Brother Niu, don't think I'm stupid. The law can't control so much. " Niu Er took a step back when he saw that Xiaofang had entered a "dead end". He said, "it's not urgent. Let's talk about it then. Now, the urgent problem is: how to deal with the landlady. The landlady asked me to accompany you back home this time. She asked me to do your parents' work and let you marry puppy. Let's go back and give the landlady an explanation. "“ You say my parents disagree. " Xiao Fang talks“ It's too light to say that the landlady won't give up. Maybe she'll go there herself. What will happen if the landlady goes to your house? " Niu Er asked“ If the landlady promises to build a tile roofed house for my family, my parents will promise, so they won't think that the younger dog is a second marriage and a little gangster. " Xiao Fang thought and wanted to say“ Yes. Because of this, I have to break the boss's mind and let her die. " Niu Er said thoughtfully. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.