Chapter 259

"God, have mercy on me and let Niu Er be my husband." Xiao Fang murmured a prayer.

Niu Er sighed in his heart. He suddenly thought: if only he could marry two wives. Think again: even if Xiao Fang agrees to be his little wife, Zhang Ting may not agree.

Niu Er thought again: if Zhang Ting doesn't agree with him to marry a little wife, she can ask Xiao Fang to beg her. Zhang Ting's heart is also very kind. As long as Xiao Fang begged, she didn't move.

Niu Er smiled bitterly and thought: am I nervous? How can you think of these things. Now, I don't even have a wife. I even want to marry a little wife.

"Brother Niu, there's something." Xiao Fang pulled two oxen and one.

Niu Er suddenly woke up from his meditation. He looked up and saw a dark figure sneaking into the cemetery. In terms of height and figure, it's the tomb robber just now. It seems that Niu Er's judgment is correct.

What makes people more angry is that the grave robber went to the grave just dug and began to dig.

"Damn, it's an ungrateful guy. We just let him go. Normally, he should be grateful. At least, you can't move your grandfather's grave anymore. But this guy doesn't even think of us. " Niu Er said gnashing his teeth.

"Yes, he wants to save energy so as not to dig another grave."

"Shit, it's a pity that I didn't bring a rope. I have to tie him up. Otherwise, this cunning guy will slip away on the way." Niu Er said regretfully.

"Brother Niu, I'll take off my trouser belt and tie this guy with it." Xiao Fang said and began to untie her trouser belt.

"What if you untie your trousers and your trousers fall off?" Niu Er stopped.

"I can't. There are buttons on my pants. In fact, the trouser belt is just insured." Xiao Fang said and untied her trouser belt.

Niu Er saw that the grave robber was concentrating on digging the grave, so he quietly touched it.

Niu Er walked behind the tomb robber. Suddenly, he made a mix at his feet and threw the tomb robber into shit.

"Oh, my God!" The grave robber gave a muffled cry.

Before the tomb robbers could react, Niu Er twisted his hands behind his back and tied them firmly.

The tomb robber struggled and said, "brother, don't flood the Dragon King temple. Are you also a tomb robber?"

After Niu Er tied up the grave robber, he stood up and stepped on the back of the grave robber with one foot. Then he took off his belt and smoked at the bottom of the grave robber.

"Pa! PA!... " Niu Eryi took ten belts in a row.

"Ah! Ah!... " The grave robber howled like a pig. He wailed and said, "brother, don't smoke. I'll give you this grave. This is an old grave. There must be a baby. "

Niu Eryi was even more angry. He swung his belt and smoked five more belts.

"Mommy... I've smoked my ass... Sir, you have to let me die if you want to kill me." Xiao Fang

The tomb robber thought: who is this? Why don't you say a word and smoke when you come up. Think about it carefully: I haven't had any enemies in the past few decades. Who is it that laid such a cruel hand on me?

When Niu Er finished pumping, he thought: if these fifteen whips are pulled down, his ass can't touch the stool or get into bed for half a month.

"You want to die to understand, don't you?" Niu Er picked up the tomb robber and asked him to face himself: "do you see clearly?"

"Ah! Yes... It's you, big brother... "The grave robber thought: why haven't these two people left yet? Are they specially guarding the cemetery?

"I ask you: which village are you from? What's your name? " Niu Er asked fiercely.

"I... I'm from Mopan village fifty miles away. My name is easy fishing." The tomb robber said clearly, "brother, I'm absolutely telling the truth this time."

"Why do you pretend to be the big head of Dakou village?" Niu Erzhi asked, "you've done something bad, but you're still blaming others."

"I used to work with the big head of Dakou village, so I'm familiar with his situation." The grave robber confessed honestly.

"Are you an old grave robber?" Niu Er asked.

"Yes. I've been stealing tombs for three or four years. But this is my first time here to rob a tomb. " Said the grave robber.

"Admit it tonight. Originally, I let you go. If you were smarter, you should go elsewhere. Why should you hang from this tree? " Niu Er said.

"Brother, I've dug half of it. I'm not reconciled." The grave robber said frankly, "besides, I didn't expect you to be here again. Brother, it's so late. Why don't you go back to sleep with your wife and stay in the cemetery? " The grave robber glanced at Xiaofang and whispered, "brother, your wife is very sexy. It seems that she can have a son."

"Don't talk nonsense. I really want to go home and go to bed, but I have to send you to the village committee before going to bed. Let's go. " Niu Er pushed the grave robber.

The tomb robber stepped back and begged, "brother, you and I are born once and know each other twice. I don't think you look like a local. As the saying goes: forgive others and forgive others. Why should you mind your own business?"

"This is my father-in-law's and mother-in-law's house. How can I be nosy? You stole my wife's ancestral grave. I can't stand idly by as a son-in-law? " Niu Er said solemnly“ Brother, let's discuss it. " The grave robber said mysteriously, "brother, I'll make a deal with you. How about it?"“ What can I do with people like you? " Niu Er sniffed“ Brother, you let me go and I'll give you a thousand yuan. " The grave robber whispered“ One thousand yuan wants to buy freedom, no way! " Niu Er refused“ Brother, how much do you want? " The grave robber thought: I don't believe it. I can't buy you with money. Niu Er wanted to bubble up the grave robber and deliberately said, "you can't talk without 5000 yuan." The grave robber thought: if he was sent to the police, the new account and the old account would be counted together. He would have to be sentenced to three or five years and buy freedom with 5000 yuan. It's worth it! However, the grave robbers want to cut prices and try to spend less money. So he said, "brother, I'm also a small business in stealing tombs. I can't make a lot of money. Let's make a concession, 3000 yuan, how about it?" Niu Er smiled and said, "I'm a buy it now price. There's no room for bargaining." The grave robber thought: you got 3000 yuan for nothing, but you are not satisfied. It seems that this man is more greedy than me. The grave robber's heart crossed and thought: if you send me to the village committee, maybe I can buy off the keeper for 1000 yuan and let me go. So he put on a posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water and said, "brother, three thousand yuan, we will make this deal. Otherwise, we will lose both. You can't get money and I can't get freedom."“ Well, then lose both. " Niu Er grabbed the tomb robber's collar and said sternly, "open your eyes and see if I can bribe you with money? What a blind dog! " This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.