Chapter 230

Xiaofang guessed right. After pushing the dog into Xiaofang's room, the landlady went to the bathroom. Then she put her ear on Xiaofang's door and listened to the movement inside.

The landlady was overjoyed when she heard Xiao Fang's cry. It seems that the dog has succeeded. Otherwise, Xiaofang won't cry.

"I didn't expect Xiaofang to cry." The landlady muttered happily, hummed a tune and went to the living room to watch TV.

Women cry, which often makes men more excited. When the dog meets the barking Xiaofang, he will gradually like her. Then again, even if he didn't like it very much, he had already slept Xiaofang, so he didn't dare not marry her.

According to Xiaofang's temper, if the dog sleeps her and doesn't marry her, he will have to kill him ten or eight times.

The landlady was very proud and thought to herself: if I don't make this trick of intoxicating Xiaofang, Xiaofang is afraid it's impossible to marry the dog.

The landlady thought: if Xiaofang promised to marry the dog, she would quickly cut the mess and beat up the marriage certificate. Otherwise, if Xiao Fang changes her mind again, she will be busy in vain.

Xiao Fang barked in the room for a while, which puzzled the little dog.

The dog asked, "Xiao Fang, what do you call? What's wrong?"

Xiaofang stared at the dog and said angrily, "you've been married once and have a lover. Don't you know what this call is for?"

"I don't know." The dog said with confused eyes.

"Stop pretending." Xiao Fang kicked the dog.

"Xiao Fang, I didn't pretend. I really don't know why you call." The little dog scratched his head and said wrongfully.

"Puppy, don't your ex-wife and that bad woman shout?" Xiaofang asked curiously.

"No disease, no pain, what do you call? My wife only cries when she is ill. " Said the dog.

Xiaofang was stunned. It turned out that she thought all women and men would cry when they slept. Unexpectedly, puppy's ex-wife and lover didn't cry.

A year ago, Xiaofang's cousin got married and asked Xiaofang to be a bridesmaid.

Late at night, after Xiaofang's cousin and cousin husband entered the bridal chamber, Xiaofang and several women hid outside the window of the new house and listened to the corner.

As soon as the lights of the new house went out, a loud and low cry came from the room.

Xiaofang said anxiously, "my cousin is ill. I have to go in and have a look." He was about to knock at the door.

A sister-in-law pulled Xiaofang and whispered, "your cousin is not ill and is sleeping with your cousin's husband."

"Why shout when you sleep?" Xiaofang asked puzzled.

"When men and women sleep together, they shout." The sister-in-law explained.

"Is it a man who beats a woman and cries when he hurts her?" Xiaofang thought to herself: This cousin's brother-in-law looks gentle. How can he beat his wife behind his back? It's too bad.

"Xiao Fang, when men and women sleep, men will beat women with a stick. Women will cry when they are beaten." The sister-in-law said with a smile.

"Sister-in-law, will brother beat you with a stick when he sleeps with you?" Xiaofang asked suspiciously.

In Xiaofang's impression, her sister-in-law is a very naughty person. It is said that she speaks one thing at home, and her husband doesn't dare to speak loudly when he sees her.

"Of course, when you get married, your husband will hit you with a stick." Said the sister-in-law cunningly.

"He dares! I'll beat him with an iron stick and see if he dares to hit me with a stick. " Xiao Fang said angrily.

"Hee hee... Xiao Fang, if your husband doesn't hit you with a stick, you won't agree." The sister-in-law smiled more happily.

There was also an elder sister nearby. Shortly after she got married, she attached it to Xiaofang's ear and said, "the stick that elder sister-in-law said is the toy in a man's crotch."

Xiaofang finally understood. But she didn't understand: what's the name of a stick in a man's crotch.

Xiao Fang has seen the toy in the crotch of a two - or three-year-old boy. It's soft and doesn't look like a stick at all.

"Elder sister, the play in a man's crotch is not like a stick." Xiaofang doesn't believe it.

"Tomorrow, you come to my house. I have a male horse. Its crotch is similar to that of a man. You can see why a man's crotch is called a stick. " Said the elder sister.

The next day, the elder sister really called Xiaofang to her house. The elder sister took Xiaofang to the stable. She went to the male horse, put her hand into the male horse's crotch, touched it for a while, and saw that a "stick" was really stretched out in the horse's crotch.

From then on, Xiaofang knew that the toy in a man's crotch would become a "stick". She also knew that when a man beat a woman with a stick, the woman would cry. This call is a kind of enjoyment and satisfaction.

Tonight, Xiao Fang knew from her childhood dog's mouth that when a man beat a woman with a "stick", women don't necessarily cry.

Just now, Xiao Fang imitated her cousin's cry to deceive the landlady into thinking that the dog had put her to sleep and that her plot had been completed.

"Puppy, you must do as I say, or I won't torture you to death." Xiaofang warned fiercely“ OK, I see. " The little dog thought: I'd better be good in front of Xiaofang. As the saying goes: a hero doesn't suffer at present“ Also, if the landlady lets you sleep with me again in the future, you are only allowed to sleep on the floor in front of my bed and don't touch my finger. If you dare to touch me, I'll cut the toy in your crotch with scissors from the root, so that you can't even pee. " Xiaofang looks fierce. When the dog heard that Xiaofang was going to use scissors to cut off the toy, he was so frightened that he quickly covered his crotch“ Dog, I'm a man of my word. I'm not bluffing you. I'll be serious then. " Xiao Fang said sternly. The dog knows Xiaofang's temper, and she can do what she says“ Give me ten thousand courage, and I dare not touch you. " The little dog was shivering all over. I thought: Fortunately, I didn't do that tonight. Otherwise, there's no place to die“ Well, I'm sleepy. " Xiao Fang said, lost a towel and was given to the dog, saying, "you'll be wronged all night." At night, Xiao Fang slept soundly and snored like thunder. The dog didn't sleep for most of the night. He didn't squint for a while until dawn. Early in the morning, the landlady was waiting in the living room. As soon as the dog came out of Xiaofang's house, the landlady asked anxiously, "are you all right?"“ It's all right for the time being. " Said the dog“ Did Xiao Fang wake up? " Asked the landlady“ I'm awake. I'm combing my hair. " Said the dog“ Xiao Fang didn't make trouble with you? " The landlady felt strange. According to her assumption, Xiaofang should make a big noise. At least, you should talk to her. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.