Chapter 201
"Hey, hey..." Ding zhe smiled happily. Suddenly, he thought of a question and asked, "Xiao Feng, there should be nothing wrong with you?"
"Me? Ha ha... I have many problems. " Wu Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"What's the matter?" Ding Zhe is a little nervous.
"Brother Ding, I said it would scare you to death." Wu Xiaofeng said solemnly.
"You say, I'm not so timid." Ding zhe was a little worried and thought: is there really something wrong with Wu Xiaofeng?
"When I go to bed at night, I bite in the middle of the night." Wu Xiaofeng said faintly.
"Bite in the middle of the night?!" Ding zhe was surprised. Ding Zhe's relatives have several doctors, including a neurologist. But Ding zhe never heard of the disease of biting people in the middle of the night.
"Yes. I sleep with a big bear every day. In less than three months, this bear will be scarred by me and have to change bears often. " Wu Xiaofeng said seriously.
"What's the matter?" Ding zhe frowned.
"I don't know. In the future, who will be my husband will be bitten black and blue by me." Wu Xiaofeng sighed and said, "the reason why I don't talk about my boyfriend is that I'm afraid he can't stand it."
"I'll call my uncle. He's an expert in neurology." Ding zhe said, taking out his mobile phone to make a call.
"Don't fight, I said. Your relatives will stop you from dating me, especially your parents. How can your son be bitten by your daughter-in-law every night?" Wu Xiaofeng said.
"I don't say it's you, just say it's a colleague of mine." Ding zhe said.
Ding zhe dialed his uncle's phone and asked, "uncle, I have a colleague who bites in his sleep in the middle of the night. What's this disease?"
"Bite in the middle of the night?" Ding Zhe's uncle smiled and said, "either he is suffering from rabies, or he deliberately pretends to be crazy."
"Uncle, do you mean there is no such disease?" Ding zhe glanced at Wu Xiaofeng and asked.
"Yes. Your colleague must be joking with you. You really take it seriously. " Uncle Ding zhe smiled and said, "you've been fooled again."
Ding zhe hung up the phone, smiled and said to Wu Xiaofeng, "sister Xiaofeng, my uncle said that this disease needs brain surgery. It's so scary."
"Open your head?" Wu Xiaofeng asked in surprise, "is there really such a disease?"
"Of course, but it's rare. My uncle said, "let's go to him and have a good examination and have an operation as soon as possible." Ding zhe said solemnly. Thought: you joke with me, I joke with you.
"Ha ha... Brother Ding, do you believe my words?"
"Of course I believe what you said." Ding zhe said seriously.
"I'm kidding you. In fact, I don't have this problem." Wu Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"Really?" Ding zhe asked in surprise.
"I've been doing it for a long time. I really have this disease of biting people in the middle of the night. I didn't expect I was right." Wu Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"Ha ha, sister Xiaofeng, I'm kidding you too. My uncle said: there's no such disease. Said I was fooled by others. " Ding zhe said.
"Brother Ding, I'm kidding you. Aren't you angry?" Wu Xiaofeng looked at Ding Zhe and asked.
"You can't live without joking. I like joking. It's a manifestation of humor. Of course I like it." Ding zhe said from his heart.
Wu Xiaofeng likes to joke, which makes Ding zhe very happy. He felt that if he married Wu Xiaofeng in the future, he would often play jokes to decorate his life, which would be very interesting.
"Don't worry, brother Ding. I don't have any serious problems. There are some minor defects, but they don't hurt the elegance. For example: I like to eat snacks in bed; I like to throw things around. " Wu Xiaofeng said.
"There's nothing wrong with these. After you finish eating in bed, I'll just brush out of bed. You throw things around with your front feet, and I'll clean them up with my back feet. Sister Xiaofeng, I'm a bit of a cleanliness addict and like to keep my home clean. " Ding zhe said.
"That's great. You've made up for my little problems." Wu Xiaofeng said happily.
They were talking in full swing when Niu Er called.
"Hey, where are you?" Niu Er asked.
"I... I'm chatting with my friends. Don't disturb me!" Wu Xiaofeng said displeased.
"Hey, it's almost eleven o'clock. If you don't come back, I'll call the police and say you're missing." Niu two and a half joked.
"Go away. Don't be wordy. I'll be back later." Wu Xiaofeng whispered.
"Hey, take it easy, don't be too sticky with that nerd, hang his appetite. Otherwise, if you feed him all at once, he may not want to see you again. " Niu Er reminded.
Wu Xiaofeng thought: Niu Er is right. He has to hang Ding Zhe's appetite.
"I see, brother Niu, come and pick me up. It's where I broke up just now." Wu Xiaofeng said.
"OK, I'll be there in fifteen minutes."
"Hey, when you come by motorcycle, remember to put on your helmet so as not to be recognized by Ding Zhe." Wu Xiaofeng explained and hung up the phone. She turned to Ding Zhe and said, "my family urges me to go home."
"I'll take you home." Ding zhe said politely“ No, you can rest early. " Wu Xiaofeng declined“ How do you go? Let me stop a taxi for you. "“ No, my father will pick me up on a motorcycle right away. Brother Ding, please avoid it first. Don't be seen by my father. My father is very strict with me and doesn't allow me to associate with no three no four people. " Wu Xiaofeng is afraid that Ding zhe recognizes Niu Er and wants him to avoid it“ Sister Xiaofeng, I'm not a no three no four person. " Ding zhe said wrongfully“ I haven't told my dad about us yet. My father doesn't agree with me. All are no three no four people. " Wu Xiaofeng said“ Hey, hey, tell your father quickly. " Ding zhe said eagerly. He can't wait to see Wu Xiaofeng's father right now“ Don't worry, take your time. I'll find a chance to talk to my father. " Wu Xiaofeng said. Niu Er came wearing a helmet“ You hide. " Wu Xiaofeng saw Niu Er coming on a motorcycle and hurried Ding zhe away. Ding zhe was timid. He was afraid to annoy Wu's father and spoil his good deeds with Wu Xiaofeng. He ran away quickly“ Xiao Feng, get in the car. " Niu Er parked his motorcycle beside Wu Xiaofeng, looked at Ding zhe who was far away and said, "what a coward. He runs faster than a rabbit."“ I was afraid that Ding zhe would recognize you, so I frightened him. " Wu Xiaofeng said with a smile“ Did you have a good talk? I don't think you're happy. " Niu Er laughed“ It was a good talk. " Wu Xiaofeng stepped onto the motorcycle, hugged Niu Er's waist and said, "thank you for introducing me such a good boy."“ You and Ding zhe have eyes on each other? " The cow asked vaguely“ Yes, they have eyes on each other. " Wu Xiaofeng answered happily. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.
"Me? Ha ha... I have many problems. " Wu Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"What's the matter?" Ding Zhe is a little nervous.
"Brother Ding, I said it would scare you to death." Wu Xiaofeng said solemnly.
"You say, I'm not so timid." Ding zhe was a little worried and thought: is there really something wrong with Wu Xiaofeng?
"When I go to bed at night, I bite in the middle of the night." Wu Xiaofeng said faintly.
"Bite in the middle of the night?!" Ding zhe was surprised. Ding Zhe's relatives have several doctors, including a neurologist. But Ding zhe never heard of the disease of biting people in the middle of the night.
"Yes. I sleep with a big bear every day. In less than three months, this bear will be scarred by me and have to change bears often. " Wu Xiaofeng said seriously.
"What's the matter?" Ding zhe frowned.
"I don't know. In the future, who will be my husband will be bitten black and blue by me." Wu Xiaofeng sighed and said, "the reason why I don't talk about my boyfriend is that I'm afraid he can't stand it."
"I'll call my uncle. He's an expert in neurology." Ding zhe said, taking out his mobile phone to make a call.
"Don't fight, I said. Your relatives will stop you from dating me, especially your parents. How can your son be bitten by your daughter-in-law every night?" Wu Xiaofeng said.
"I don't say it's you, just say it's a colleague of mine." Ding zhe said.
Ding zhe dialed his uncle's phone and asked, "uncle, I have a colleague who bites in his sleep in the middle of the night. What's this disease?"
"Bite in the middle of the night?" Ding Zhe's uncle smiled and said, "either he is suffering from rabies, or he deliberately pretends to be crazy."
"Uncle, do you mean there is no such disease?" Ding zhe glanced at Wu Xiaofeng and asked.
"Yes. Your colleague must be joking with you. You really take it seriously. " Uncle Ding zhe smiled and said, "you've been fooled again."
Ding zhe hung up the phone, smiled and said to Wu Xiaofeng, "sister Xiaofeng, my uncle said that this disease needs brain surgery. It's so scary."
"Open your head?" Wu Xiaofeng asked in surprise, "is there really such a disease?"
"Of course, but it's rare. My uncle said, "let's go to him and have a good examination and have an operation as soon as possible." Ding zhe said solemnly. Thought: you joke with me, I joke with you.
"Ha ha... Brother Ding, do you believe my words?"
"Of course I believe what you said." Ding zhe said seriously.
"I'm kidding you. In fact, I don't have this problem." Wu Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"Really?" Ding zhe asked in surprise.
"I've been doing it for a long time. I really have this disease of biting people in the middle of the night. I didn't expect I was right." Wu Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"Ha ha, sister Xiaofeng, I'm kidding you too. My uncle said: there's no such disease. Said I was fooled by others. " Ding zhe said.
"Brother Ding, I'm kidding you. Aren't you angry?" Wu Xiaofeng looked at Ding Zhe and asked.
"You can't live without joking. I like joking. It's a manifestation of humor. Of course I like it." Ding zhe said from his heart.
Wu Xiaofeng likes to joke, which makes Ding zhe very happy. He felt that if he married Wu Xiaofeng in the future, he would often play jokes to decorate his life, which would be very interesting.
"Don't worry, brother Ding. I don't have any serious problems. There are some minor defects, but they don't hurt the elegance. For example: I like to eat snacks in bed; I like to throw things around. " Wu Xiaofeng said.
"There's nothing wrong with these. After you finish eating in bed, I'll just brush out of bed. You throw things around with your front feet, and I'll clean them up with my back feet. Sister Xiaofeng, I'm a bit of a cleanliness addict and like to keep my home clean. " Ding zhe said.
"That's great. You've made up for my little problems." Wu Xiaofeng said happily.
They were talking in full swing when Niu Er called.
"Hey, where are you?" Niu Er asked.
"I... I'm chatting with my friends. Don't disturb me!" Wu Xiaofeng said displeased.
"Hey, it's almost eleven o'clock. If you don't come back, I'll call the police and say you're missing." Niu two and a half joked.
"Go away. Don't be wordy. I'll be back later." Wu Xiaofeng whispered.
"Hey, take it easy, don't be too sticky with that nerd, hang his appetite. Otherwise, if you feed him all at once, he may not want to see you again. " Niu Er reminded.
Wu Xiaofeng thought: Niu Er is right. He has to hang Ding Zhe's appetite.
"I see, brother Niu, come and pick me up. It's where I broke up just now." Wu Xiaofeng said.
"OK, I'll be there in fifteen minutes."
"Hey, when you come by motorcycle, remember to put on your helmet so as not to be recognized by Ding Zhe." Wu Xiaofeng explained and hung up the phone. She turned to Ding Zhe and said, "my family urges me to go home."
"I'll take you home." Ding zhe said politely“ No, you can rest early. " Wu Xiaofeng declined“ How do you go? Let me stop a taxi for you. "“ No, my father will pick me up on a motorcycle right away. Brother Ding, please avoid it first. Don't be seen by my father. My father is very strict with me and doesn't allow me to associate with no three no four people. " Wu Xiaofeng is afraid that Ding zhe recognizes Niu Er and wants him to avoid it“ Sister Xiaofeng, I'm not a no three no four person. " Ding zhe said wrongfully“ I haven't told my dad about us yet. My father doesn't agree with me. All are no three no four people. " Wu Xiaofeng said“ Hey, hey, tell your father quickly. " Ding zhe said eagerly. He can't wait to see Wu Xiaofeng's father right now“ Don't worry, take your time. I'll find a chance to talk to my father. " Wu Xiaofeng said. Niu Er came wearing a helmet“ You hide. " Wu Xiaofeng saw Niu Er coming on a motorcycle and hurried Ding zhe away. Ding zhe was timid. He was afraid to annoy Wu's father and spoil his good deeds with Wu Xiaofeng. He ran away quickly“ Xiao Feng, get in the car. " Niu Er parked his motorcycle beside Wu Xiaofeng, looked at Ding zhe who was far away and said, "what a coward. He runs faster than a rabbit."“ I was afraid that Ding zhe would recognize you, so I frightened him. " Wu Xiaofeng said with a smile“ Did you have a good talk? I don't think you're happy. " Niu Er laughed“ It was a good talk. " Wu Xiaofeng stepped onto the motorcycle, hugged Niu Er's waist and said, "thank you for introducing me such a good boy."“ You and Ding zhe have eyes on each other? " The cow asked vaguely“ Yes, they have eyes on each other. " Wu Xiaofeng answered happily. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.