Chapter 194

"Brother Niu, your father fell into a cesspit. Even if it stinks, you can't say so. I feel: you hate your father. " Wu Xiaofeng said.

"Hee hee..." Niu Er smiled. A scene suddenly appeared in his mind: pockmarked Wang fell into the cesspit. He struggled desperately and shouted, "help!"

Niu Er went to the cesspit and asked, "who are you?"

Pockmarked Wang exclaimed in surprise, "son, I'm your father. It's your own father. Please save me."

"I don't have a father." Niu Er said faintly.

"Son, I'm really your father. If you don't believe it, you save me and we'll go to the hospital for a paternity test." Pockmarked Wang said sincerely.

"I'm twenty-four years old and don't need my father anymore. Where did you go when I needed my father as a child? " Niu Er asked angrily.

"I... I used to look for you everywhere, but I couldn't find you." Pockmarked Wang was about to sink into the cesspit. He said sadly, "son, did you just watch me die?"

"Don't you just watch us suffer when our mother and son are struggling? Since you can see it, so can I. " Niu Er said expressionless.

"Son, you are so cruel!" Pockmarked Wang wailed and sank gradually.

Suddenly, a voice in the sky called, "son, save your father."

Niu Er looked up. Her mother was standing in the clouds. She pointed to Niu Er and said, "son, your father can bear us, but we can't bear him."

Niu Er asked, "Mom, since he took us first, why can't we take him?"

"Son, be compassionate." Mother taught.

The master suddenly appeared in the cloud. He said solemnly, "Niu Er, have you forgotten what I said? Saving people and accumulating virtue is the duty of life."

"Master, he is not a man, he is an animal." Niu Er said stubbornly.

"Niu Er, even if he is a devil, you can save him." The master is angry.

Niu Er had no choice but to stretch out his hand and pull Wang Mazi up from the cesspit.

Pockmarked Wang said happily, "Niu Er, are you my son, that is, you are different from outsiders. You see, people cover their noses and hide far away. Only you can save me. I'll wash it and go to the hospital for paternity test immediately. "

"I don't care about your father. We don't have to do paternity testing." Niu Er turned around and left.

"Brother Niu, what are you thinking?" Wu Xiaofeng asked.

The "movie" in Niu Er's mind suddenly disappeared. He fixed his eyes on Wu Xiaofeng and said, "I... I didn't think of anything."

"Brother Niu, let's start rehearsing. I'll practice falling first. " Wu Xiaofeng said and moved a dressing mirror over.

"Xiao Feng, don't fall straight to the ground. Be careful of falling." Niu Er reminded.

"You think I'm stupid. Not only can't I hurt myself, but I have to fall more beautifully. My wife doesn't want to make a fool of herself." Wu Xiaofeng skimmed his mouth.

Wu Xiaofeng twisted his waist, took two steps, and sat softly on the ground.

"Mom, your movement is like dancing. People thought you were engaged in performance art." Niu Er shook his head and said discontentedly.

"Yes, I think it's too beautiful. Don't worry, Ding zhe will just appreciate it. " Wu Xiaofeng giggled“ Alas, those who can dance are beautiful even if they fall. It's incurable. "

"Xiao Feng, you have to pretend to be mixed by something, so the fall is real." Niu Er instructed.

"Brother Niu, you can make a demonstration." Wu Xiaofeng asked.

"OK." Niu Er pretended to be mixed by something and rushed forward.

"Oh, my God, it's totally like martial arts." Wu Xiaofeng frowned and said, "it's not only fake, but also rude. I can't learn."

Niu Er smiled awkwardly and said, "I haven't wrestled since I remember. After learning martial arts in recent years, I can't wrestle. Hey hey, I forgot how to wrestle."

Wu Xiaofeng fell in front of the mirror more than ten times and finally found a way.

"Brother Niu, you see, I fell on my side a little bit, isn't it good?" Wu Xiaofeng said proudly.

"Well, it's really good. That's it. Practice more times." Niu Er affirmed.

Wu Xiaofeng said, "I have to pick a sunny day, or it won't be cost-effective to roll all over the mud."

"However, if you fall on a rainy day, you look more real and can win more sympathy." Niu Er said.

"Brother Niu, you are bad!" Wu Xiaofeng said bitterly, "you just want my wife to roll all over the mud, so that you can see jokes."

"Xiao Feng, I'm telling the truth." Niu Er said with a smile.

"My wife has thousands of clothes. I can't bear to roll in the mud. You, don't come up with bad ideas here. " Wu Xiaofeng glared at Niu Er.

"Xiao Feng, diving has been practiced like a model. You can practice pretending to be ill again." Niu Er said.

"Pretending to be ill should be easier. Just cover your stomach and squat on the ground." Wu Xiaofeng practiced several times“ Xiao Feng, you can't just cover your stomach and squat down. You have to cooperate with your facial expression. By the way, you have to shout in your mouth. " Niu Er instructed“ Yes! " Wu Xiaofeng looked at Niu Er and asked, "have you pretended to be sick?"“ Ha ha... You guessed right. When I was a child, I wanted to play truant, so I pretended to have stomachache several times. " Niu Er said“ You cover your mother every time? " Wu Xiaofeng asked“ Yeah. It is precisely because I successfully blindfolded my mother that I can play truant many times. Otherwise, I would have gone to college long ago. " Niu Er said regretfully“ Unfortunately, I was not sensible at that time. If I put it now, I would study hard and strive to enter a famous university. "“ Brother Niu, that means you have acting talent. " Wu Xiaofeng said“ Alas! To blame, I have to blame my father for falling into the cesspit too early. As for my mother, she manages several acres of land all day. Where can I have the energy to manage my study? " Niu Er said“ So is your father. How could he fall into a cesspit? It's really strange. Did someone push your father into the cesspit? " Wu Xiaofeng asked“ Maybe, my father is not a good man anyway. He deserves to fall into a cesspit. " Niu Er said bitterly. At the moment, he remembered the scene "movie" just now. Thought: if pockmarked Wang really fell into the cesspit, would I save him? Niu Er thought: it's best to let him fill half his stomach with feces and drag him up when he is dying“ Brother Niu, you are too prejudiced against your father. No matter how bad your father is, he is also your father. You can't be so ruthless. " Wu Xiaofeng said“ Don't mention him. " The cow waved the second hand and said angrily, "it stinks all his life. Even death stinks and goes away." Wu Xiaofeng looked at Niu Er's distorted face and thought: why does he seem to have a deep hatred with his father? Has Niu Er's father done anything harmful? This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.