Chapter 136

Niu Er thought: it's useless to hate heaven and earth. The top priority is to solve this dinner.

Niu Er racked his brains and thought: how can we solve the problem of treat?

While Niu Er was thinking hard, Ding Ling came out of the office.

Ding Ling's long flowing hair suddenly gave Niu Er an inspiration.

yes! That's it!

Ding Ling saw Niu Er and squint together and asked unhappily, "do you know him?"

"Just met, hey hey, a chat, just know that we have both taken the security examination." Niu Er said with a smile.

"You two talk." Ding Ling glanced and said to Niu Er, "little brother, come to me if you have anything. By the way, I forgot to tell you that my name is Ding Ling. In the future, you can call me sister Ling. " Then he left.

"Slow down." Niu Er shouts Ding Ling.

"What can I do for you?" Ding Ling turned around and asked curiously.

"You have a bug in your hair." Niu Er said.

"Ah!" Ding Ling was startled and shouted, "Niu Er, please help me catch it."

"Don't move." Niu Er pulled several hairs hard. Said, "well, I killed the bug."

"Oh, my God! Why are you beating insects and pulling my hair? " Ding Ling shouted.

"It's all right." Niu Er smiled.

"Niuer, where are the insects?" Ding Ling found himself fooled.

"I stepped on it." Niu Er rubbed his feet.

"Niu Er, you're trying to fool me?"

"How dare I play with you? You've been on the battlefield for a long time. I'm a novice. No matter what, I won't teach others." Niu Er said with a smile.

"Little brother, I have a good appetite for you. I have time to sit here with sister Ling." Ding Ling smiled at Niu Er and said, "don't think I have your idea, sister Ling, I'm not so boring. Don't take seriously what I was joking with you just now. "

Ding Ling said and walked away with kitten steps.

"Bah!" Squinting at Ding Ling's back, he said angrily, "man, you threw her shit. It's really an antidote."

"I didn't spill it. You're out of your sight." Niu Er smiled and said, "let's go and have dinner."

Squint said: "where are you going to invite me to dinner?"

Niu Er said, "we'll see."

When he came to a small restaurant, Niu Er looked around and saw that several waiters had short hair. He said, "this shop is not very clean. Change another one."

Then he went to a shop. Niu Er looked again. Among the waiters, one had long hair, but it was a pity that it was dyed yellow. He said, "this air conditioner doesn't work. It's very hot."

Squint said: "man, your eyes are very high. When you look at it, you know that you are a person who has seen the world. Where is it like me? You just came to the city from the countryside and don't understand anything."

"Each other, each other." Niu Er said and looked at the third restaurant. He saw that the landlady and the two waiters had long hair of the same color, and they didn't dye it, so he happily said to his squint: "this one is good, that's it."

They sat down and Niu 2 ordered four dishes and four bottles of beer. He calculated in his mind that it was about eighty yuan.

Niu Er thought to himself: if this plan doesn't succeed today, it's over. Not only did he make a fool of himself, he might be detained for a few days.

The small restaurant is very clean, the dishes are fried well, and the landlady is also very kind. Niu Er thought: Mom, this hotel is good for everything. If you start with this hotel, you really can't bear it. But what if you don't start?

Alas! I only blame myself for having no money in my pocket. As the saying goes: people are poor and ambition is short.

Niuer and Mimi were talking while eating. They were hungry and soon ate almost. Niu Er thought: if you don't start at this time, you won't have a chance. So he secretly took out some of the young woman's hair from his pocket and threw it into the dish.

"Landlady, what's going on?" Niu Er barked.

The landlady hurriedly ran over and asked, "what's the matter?"

"Look, what's this?" Niu Er pulled his hair with chopsticks. He picked up his hair and asked, "such long hair is a woman's at first sight. It's disgusting." Then he retched.

Mimi is also a person with a good heart. When he saw Niu Er calling, he knew what was going on, so he hurriedly cooperated and said, "Mom, I must have eaten my hair just now. I thought it was some silk. It's over. I'm turning my stomach now. "

The landlady looked carefully and saw that it was indeed a woman's hair. So he said sorry, "sorry, our sanitation work is not in place. You see, I don't charge for this dish."

"It's not a question of charging or not, it's a question of going to the hospital for physical examination." Niu Er said with a straight face.

As soon as the landlady heard that she was going to the hospital for physical examination, she thought: a check would cost hundreds of yuan, that's great. However, there is hair in the dish, which can't be relied on. So, the landlady said kindly, "I'll give you all the food for free tonight. I think don't go to the hospital. Even if you eat a few hairs, it won't get in the way. "

"You speak lightly. Who knows if it will affect your body." Niu Er said, "check it, so as not to be unclear in the future." The landlady brought two packs of cigarettes from the bar, handed them to Niu Erhe and Mimian, and said in a deliberative tone, "I'm sorry, you two, please bear more."“ What do you think? " Niu Er asked, squinting“ I... I'm not full yet. " Squint“ Then let the kitchen give you two another bowl of noodles. Do you think so? " Said the landlady“ All right. " Niu Er took it as soon as he saw it. He said to his squint, "forget the hospital. Let's open the way for a bowl of noodles." Niu Er and Mi Mi Yan ate another bowl of noodles. They left the hotel with burping. As soon as he went out, he squinted and raised his thumb and said, "man, you are really an old Jianghu. You have done bad things and don't show mountains or dew. In the afternoon, I threw shit on the young woman. You didn't do anything, but I was tried by the police station for three hours. In the evening, you had another free meal. In the end, they gave us a pack of cigarettes. "“ Alas! I was forced into Liangshan, too. I have no money in my pocket and have to treat, so I have to make such a bad decision. " Niu Er sighed“ Man, don't pretend to be poor. I think you should have three or five thousand yuan in your pocket. As for the bank card, there are at least five digits. " Squint speculated“ Ha ha... "Niu Er smiled and said," why don't you say that my bank card has ten digits? "“ If your bank card had six digits, you wouldn't sit with me and want to be a little security guard. " Said with a narrow smile“ When I have money, I will give her back the dinner money tonight. " Niu Er said“ When you pay back the money, what do you say, you lied to them? " Asked squinting“ Tell the truth. " Niu Er answered“ Well, don't look for trouble. I'm really rich. I think it's enough to eat more meals in this hotel and let the hotel earn more. " Squint“ That's fine. Avoid running to admit your mistakes when you have time, which will make a bad impression. " Niu Er agreed. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.