Chapter 135

"As the saying goes: it is not difficult for those who can, but not for those who are difficult. You can't do it. Of course it's difficult. " Ding Ling blamed him.

Niu Er and Ding Ling talked, mixed their mouths and unknowingly went to the police station.

As soon as Ding Ling entered the door, he asked the policeman on duty, "where's the bad guy who just threw me shit?"

"Oh, the boy's problem has been clarified. He didn't spill the shit." The policeman answered.

"He didn't spill it. Who spilled it? It won't be a heavy rain of dung in the sky, will it?" Ding Ling said discontentedly. She decided: the shit was spilled by the narrow eyed boy, because he quarreled the most in the morning.

"We picked up the cameras on the street and found that when you were splashed with shit, he didn't get on the footbridge." The policeman explained.

"Isn't there anything wrong with the camera data?" Ding Ling doubted.

"It can't be wrong. We checked it several times." The police stressed.

"Did the camera catch who threw my shit?" Ding Ling asked.

"Unfortunately, the camera at the other end of the overpass broke down, so I didn't catch the man throwing shit. Now, we are visiting Street pedestrians and vendors to see if anyone saw the man who threw shit. " The police said.

"It's bad luck. I've been poured with shit and I can't find anyone." Ding Ling said reluctantly.

Niu Eryi trembled with fear. He thought: Fortunately, the camera broke down, otherwise, his evil deeds would be revealed to the world. Now, I'm afraid I've been detained.

Niu Er is also very lucky: with the camera, the squint boy has cleared his grievances, otherwise he will be Niu Er's scapegoat. If this is the result, Niu Er will be very upset.

Squinting eyes were released. He saw Niu Er and was stunned. Then he made a face at Niu Er.

Ding Ling stared and said unhappily, "hum! Let your boy run away. "

"I didn't do it. Of course I can't find it on my head." He smiled and then said, "although I didn't do it, I saw you splashed with shit with my own eyes. I feel very cool, very cool. I think: the amount of shit is too small. It would be more enjoyable if a bucket of shit, ha ha... "

Ding Ling stared and thought: let you never find a job, starve you to death, see if you can laugh.

The police called Ding Ling into the office. We need to talk to her about something.

Seeing Ding Ling enter the office, he winked at Niu Er and asked, "what are you doing here?"

"I came to see if you were all right." Niu Er said.

"You and I are not relatives or friends. I have something to do with you?" Squint and ask.

"We are all deceived. We should care about each other." Niu Er prevaricated.

"It's not that simple." Squinting, he pulled Niu Er out of the police station. He looked around, put his mouth close to Niu Er's ear and whispered, "I know who threw the shit."

"You see?" The cow was surprised.

"Yes, I'm just going to get on the overpass, so I can see it clearly." Said with a narrow smile.

"Who spilled it?" Niu Er thought to himself: I'm afraid he's trying to cheat himself. He just saw such a coincidence.

"Man, who spilled it? You know best. You pretend to me." Squinting at Niu Er, he said unhappily.

"I... how could I know." Of course Niu Er won't admit it.

"Ha ha, man's mouth is so tight. Well, since you don't know, I won't ask. Hey, I've been tried by the police for three hours without any reason. I don't know who I'm responsible for. Man, shouldn't you treat me to a meal and surprise me? " Squint.

Niu Er understood as soon as he heard it. He squinted and saw himself pouring shit.

Niu Er knows: this guy is very loyal. He saw himself pouring shit, but he didn't give himself up. Just because of this, you should invite squint to have a meal. However, Niu Er has only thirty yuan in his pocket. If you want to, you can only squint for a box lunch.

If he said he had no money in his pocket, he would not believe it. He would think he was reluctant to invite him to dinner, and even think he was not interesting enough.

If you squint and report Niu Er to the police, Niu Er will be finished.

Thinking of this, Niu Er made up his mind: we must stabilize our squint first.

"Well, I'll treat you to dinner." Niu Er bit his teeth and promised.

Where can I get the change?

Can I borrow it from Zhang Ting? No, Zhang Ting will think she gave her a sum of money and want to go back in batches.

Borrow it from the landlady? Not good. The landlady is not mean to herself. She eats in her noodle shop all day and doesn't bother others less.

Borrow it from Bruce Lee? More inappropriate. His salary will be sent home every month, leaving only 100 yuan with him.

Who else can I borrow it from except these people?

Niu Er suddenly thought of Xiao Fang. Yes, borrow it from Xiao Fang.

Niu Er took a few steps aside and called Xiao Fang.

"Xiao Fang, what are you doing?"“ Brother Niu, I'm holding the baby in the little park. " Xiao Fang said happily. Niu Er took the initiative to call her and flattered her“ Xiao Fang, I want to ask you a favor. " Niu Er said frankly“ What can I do for you? Just say I can help you with anything except borrowing money from me. " Xiao Fang said bluntly. Niu Er's heart sank suddenly after hearing Xiaofang's words. It seems that borrowing money from Xiaofang has failed again. Niu Erxin asked reluctantly, "Xiao Fang, don't you like others to borrow money from you?"“ Brother Niu, it's not that I don't like others to borrow money from me, but that I don't have money to lend to others. " Xiaofang explained“ Xiao Fang, you spend more than 2000 yuan a month? " Niu Er was surprised. Xiao Fang advised herself to save money yesterday. She must be very economical herself. How can she have no money in her hand“ Brother Niu, I'm not like you. When I'm full alone, the whole family is not hungry. My family also has parents and sisters. I get paid once a month. The first thing I do is go to the bank and remit 2000 yuan home. For myself, I only left 500 yuan. Think about it: do I have money to lend to others? " Xiao Fang's words completely disappointed Niu Er. Now Niu Er can't even find a place to borrow money. I have promised to invite squint to dinner. Now I can't borrow money. What should I do? Niu Er is a little worried. Now, he really understands the meaning of an old saying: a man is rich, but a man is difficult without money. At the moment, the cow is in a dilemma! He hates big round face. He cheated himself of a meal, not that meal. He should have more than 100 yuan in his pocket. He also hated Ding Ling. It was her who cheated himself 150 yuan. It wasn't the registration and examination fees. He should still have more than 100 yuan in his pocket. Niu Er clenched his teeth and thought: big round face deserves to drink urine! Ding Ling deserved to be thrown with shit! This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.