Chapter 77
"Hum! If you put ten or eight women in my bed, I won't touch it. " Niu Er said firmly.
The landlady snorted with her nose, squinted at Niu Er and said, "little brother, I've seen a lot of fake and serious men. They are all decent people with lights on. When the lights are off, they become dressed animals. The facts will prove who you are. "
"Landlady, if you put a woman in my bed, I will marry her." Bruce Lee said greedily.
"You, be a good cook honestly, save more money and try to marry a daughter-in-law before you are thirty." The landlady skimmed her lips.
"Landlady, you look down on me. Why should I marry my daughter-in-law until I'm 30?" Bruce Lee said unconvinced.
"I ask you: do you have a house? Do you know how much it costs to buy a house now? I ask you: with such a small salary you earn, you can't afford to buy a house even at the age of 60. " The landlady rolled her eyes at Bruce Lee.
"Can't you marry a daughter-in-law if you can't afford a house?" Bruce Lee asked reluctantly.
"You can also marry. If you have the ability, just find a girl who doesn't want a house." The landlady rolled her eyes at Bruce Lee again“ I tell you: girls with a little brain will think about the house. Otherwise, where will they live when they get married? "
"You can rent a house." Bruce Lee said.
"You speak lightly. Can you live safely by renting a house? Besides, renting a house also costs a sum of money. " The landlady stared at Bruce Lee and said, "you, walk low and nod your head. Maybe when you find a sum of money, you can buy a house and marry your daughter-in-law."
"Hey, hey, you have to pick up at least 500000 to be useful. However, if it's a big bag, where can I pick it up? " Bruce Lee said dejectedly.
"Brother long, don't listen to the boss's nonsense. If you practice the cook's skills, some good girls will like you." Niu Er comforted.
The words of the landlady made Niu Er thoughtful. He thought: what the landlady said is not unreasonable. Now I have no room or land, and I only have more than 500 yuan on my body. With her poor appearance, will Zhang Ting like herself? Thinking of this, Niu Er bit his teeth and made up his mind: I want to make money desperately and strive to buy a house as soon as possible so that Zhang Ting can live a comfortable life.
Niu Er glanced at the wall clock on the noodle shop. It was almost two o'clock. So he stood up and said, "landlady, thank you for this meal. I'm going to do something. Let's go first. "
The landlady smiled and said, "you're welcome, little brother. From now on, we are friends. I said, don't wander around all day. Seize the time to find a job. By the way, since we are friends, you can eat on credit with me before you find a job. When you earn money, give it back to me. "
"You don't have to worry about my business. Don't be poor and wordy in front of me. Don't worry, I'll eat you for nothing. I'll tell you: I'm a man. I'm a man with 28 classics. I won't depend on you. " Niu Er patted his chest and said.
"Niu Er, there is an old saying: a man is rich, but a man is difficult without money. As for me, I just kindly advise you not to misunderstand mom. " The landlady said with a smile.
"Who admits you're mom?" Niu Er stared.
"This meal is a Mother Worship banquet. Don't you know?" The landlady said with a smile.
"Fart, I said, there is only one mother in this life." Niu Er shouted angrily.
"Niu Er, your mother is gone, that is to say, you have no mother. Now that I'm your mother, you'll have a mother. " The landlady said with a smile.
"Landlady, my eldest brother doesn't want to be your son. I'll do it." Bruce Lee interrupted.
"Go away, who wants you to be a son." The landlady glared at Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee stuck out his tongue and said to Niu Er, "brother, you are the son of the landlady. I don't think it's bad."
"Go away!" Niu Er angrily scolded.
"Just go away. You both despise me and treat me as a dish." Bruce Lee's eyes are red.
Niu Er knew that his words were heavy, so he comforted: "brother long, I don't look down on you. You said the wrong thing yourself. I don't worship my mother if I want to. Just like our brothers, we have to have fate. "
"Niu Er, don't you have fate with me? If there is no fate, can so many stories happen in two days? " Asked the landlady.
Niu Er was a little embarrassed. The landlady was choked by herself. She not only didn't hate herself, but also insisted on being her own mother. It's really a wonder in the world.
"We have no mother child relationship." Niu Er said coldly.
"Niu Er, whether you like it or not, I'll call you son from now on. If you don't want to hear it, don't enter the door of my noodle shop. " The landlady said savagely.
"Madam boss, don't be amorous. It's your business what you want to shout. However, I just don't hear you and won't pay attention to you. I have to go into your noodle shop because I have a little brother here. By the way, I have to eat here. You won't give me a 50% discount if you change to another hotel. " With that, Niu Er left the hotel.
"Son, I still have dinner." The landlady shouted behind her back. Niu Er shook his head and smiled bitterly. Suddenly, he came up with an idea: being the son of the landlady is not an obstacle. At least, he can give more discount for dinner. As soon as the idea came out, Niu Er scolded him back: "Mom, you're really worthless. You want to worship your mother and eat free food. Niu Er had just taken two steps when the landlady ran after him“ Niu Er, wait a minute. "“ What's up? " Niu Er stopped and asked“ Niu Er, why are you always carrying a backpack? Just put it in the store. By the way, do you have clean clothes? If so, change them. When I was having dinner just now, I smelled a stink of sweat on you. You change it and I'll wash it for you right away. " Said the landlady affectionately. Niu Er smiled helplessly and thought: This landlady is really interesting. Obviously, I don't recognize her as a godmother, but she put on the posture of being a mother. Niu Er thought again: I haven't changed my clothes for two days, and I really should. Otherwise, take Zhang Ting's mother to see a doctor later. If Zhang Ting's mother smells the smell of sweat, she will certainly have a bad impression on herself. Also, Zhang Ting is a clean girl. If she is dirty, she won't like herself. Thinking of this, Niu Er returned to the noodle shop and changed his clothes inside and outside. Then he put his backpack in the noodle shop. The landlady said to Niu Er, "this section of the cabinet is reserved for you. Here, give you a key to the cabinet. " Niu Er took the key and thought: Alas, this is not equal to admitting that he is the boss's son. Otherwise, why should I leave things with the landlady and let the landlady wash her clothes. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.
The landlady snorted with her nose, squinted at Niu Er and said, "little brother, I've seen a lot of fake and serious men. They are all decent people with lights on. When the lights are off, they become dressed animals. The facts will prove who you are. "
"Landlady, if you put a woman in my bed, I will marry her." Bruce Lee said greedily.
"You, be a good cook honestly, save more money and try to marry a daughter-in-law before you are thirty." The landlady skimmed her lips.
"Landlady, you look down on me. Why should I marry my daughter-in-law until I'm 30?" Bruce Lee said unconvinced.
"I ask you: do you have a house? Do you know how much it costs to buy a house now? I ask you: with such a small salary you earn, you can't afford to buy a house even at the age of 60. " The landlady rolled her eyes at Bruce Lee.
"Can't you marry a daughter-in-law if you can't afford a house?" Bruce Lee asked reluctantly.
"You can also marry. If you have the ability, just find a girl who doesn't want a house." The landlady rolled her eyes at Bruce Lee again“ I tell you: girls with a little brain will think about the house. Otherwise, where will they live when they get married? "
"You can rent a house." Bruce Lee said.
"You speak lightly. Can you live safely by renting a house? Besides, renting a house also costs a sum of money. " The landlady stared at Bruce Lee and said, "you, walk low and nod your head. Maybe when you find a sum of money, you can buy a house and marry your daughter-in-law."
"Hey, hey, you have to pick up at least 500000 to be useful. However, if it's a big bag, where can I pick it up? " Bruce Lee said dejectedly.
"Brother long, don't listen to the boss's nonsense. If you practice the cook's skills, some good girls will like you." Niu Er comforted.
The words of the landlady made Niu Er thoughtful. He thought: what the landlady said is not unreasonable. Now I have no room or land, and I only have more than 500 yuan on my body. With her poor appearance, will Zhang Ting like herself? Thinking of this, Niu Er bit his teeth and made up his mind: I want to make money desperately and strive to buy a house as soon as possible so that Zhang Ting can live a comfortable life.
Niu Er glanced at the wall clock on the noodle shop. It was almost two o'clock. So he stood up and said, "landlady, thank you for this meal. I'm going to do something. Let's go first. "
The landlady smiled and said, "you're welcome, little brother. From now on, we are friends. I said, don't wander around all day. Seize the time to find a job. By the way, since we are friends, you can eat on credit with me before you find a job. When you earn money, give it back to me. "
"You don't have to worry about my business. Don't be poor and wordy in front of me. Don't worry, I'll eat you for nothing. I'll tell you: I'm a man. I'm a man with 28 classics. I won't depend on you. " Niu Er patted his chest and said.
"Niu Er, there is an old saying: a man is rich, but a man is difficult without money. As for me, I just kindly advise you not to misunderstand mom. " The landlady said with a smile.
"Who admits you're mom?" Niu Er stared.
"This meal is a Mother Worship banquet. Don't you know?" The landlady said with a smile.
"Fart, I said, there is only one mother in this life." Niu Er shouted angrily.
"Niu Er, your mother is gone, that is to say, you have no mother. Now that I'm your mother, you'll have a mother. " The landlady said with a smile.
"Landlady, my eldest brother doesn't want to be your son. I'll do it." Bruce Lee interrupted.
"Go away, who wants you to be a son." The landlady glared at Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee stuck out his tongue and said to Niu Er, "brother, you are the son of the landlady. I don't think it's bad."
"Go away!" Niu Er angrily scolded.
"Just go away. You both despise me and treat me as a dish." Bruce Lee's eyes are red.
Niu Er knew that his words were heavy, so he comforted: "brother long, I don't look down on you. You said the wrong thing yourself. I don't worship my mother if I want to. Just like our brothers, we have to have fate. "
"Niu Er, don't you have fate with me? If there is no fate, can so many stories happen in two days? " Asked the landlady.
Niu Er was a little embarrassed. The landlady was choked by herself. She not only didn't hate herself, but also insisted on being her own mother. It's really a wonder in the world.
"We have no mother child relationship." Niu Er said coldly.
"Niu Er, whether you like it or not, I'll call you son from now on. If you don't want to hear it, don't enter the door of my noodle shop. " The landlady said savagely.
"Madam boss, don't be amorous. It's your business what you want to shout. However, I just don't hear you and won't pay attention to you. I have to go into your noodle shop because I have a little brother here. By the way, I have to eat here. You won't give me a 50% discount if you change to another hotel. " With that, Niu Er left the hotel.
"Son, I still have dinner." The landlady shouted behind her back. Niu Er shook his head and smiled bitterly. Suddenly, he came up with an idea: being the son of the landlady is not an obstacle. At least, he can give more discount for dinner. As soon as the idea came out, Niu Er scolded him back: "Mom, you're really worthless. You want to worship your mother and eat free food. Niu Er had just taken two steps when the landlady ran after him“ Niu Er, wait a minute. "“ What's up? " Niu Er stopped and asked“ Niu Er, why are you always carrying a backpack? Just put it in the store. By the way, do you have clean clothes? If so, change them. When I was having dinner just now, I smelled a stink of sweat on you. You change it and I'll wash it for you right away. " Said the landlady affectionately. Niu Er smiled helplessly and thought: This landlady is really interesting. Obviously, I don't recognize her as a godmother, but she put on the posture of being a mother. Niu Er thought again: I haven't changed my clothes for two days, and I really should. Otherwise, take Zhang Ting's mother to see a doctor later. If Zhang Ting's mother smells the smell of sweat, she will certainly have a bad impression on herself. Also, Zhang Ting is a clean girl. If she is dirty, she won't like herself. Thinking of this, Niu Er returned to the noodle shop and changed his clothes inside and outside. Then he put his backpack in the noodle shop. The landlady said to Niu Er, "this section of the cabinet is reserved for you. Here, give you a key to the cabinet. " Niu Er took the key and thought: Alas, this is not equal to admitting that he is the boss's son. Otherwise, why should I leave things with the landlady and let the landlady wash her clothes. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.