Chapter 74

"You are the landlady in the city. I'm a hick. How dare I fool you." Niu Er squinted at the landlady and thought: you despise the countrymen. Today, I'll let you taste the power of the countrymen.

"Niu Er, you are different from the country people I used to know. More than twenty years ago, I met a country girl who was about my age, and we were almost like sisters. " The landlady said with nostalgia.

"Since it's like a close sister, why don't we get along?" Niu Erzhi asked.

"Alas! Don't mention the past. You don't understand it. " The landlady sighed.

Niu Er looked at the landlady coldly and said faintly, "I'm leaving. Come back to Bruce Lee in the evening. "

Niu Er walked out of the noodle shop and thought: landlady, landlady, you know I'm defending against injustice for Bruce Lee's dismissal, but you're unwilling to correct this dismissal decision. Well, I'm not finished with you.

Niu Er glanced at Zhang Ting's newsstand and saw Bruce Lee sitting there. He sighed and thought: if I can't convince the landlady, how can I tell Bruce Lee.

Niu Er turned into an alley. He wanted to walk around, clear his head and think about how to deal with the tricky landlady.

Suddenly, he found that several workers in the alley were removing the sludge from the sewer, and the cleared sludge was contained in several buckets.

Looking at the black and smelly mud, Niu Er suddenly had an idea.

Near noon, the sun was very hot, and several dredging workers got off work early.

During the summer vacation, five little boys aged 11 or 2 were lying on the ground playing beads.

"Hello!" Niu Er walked over.

The little boys looked up and looked at Niu Er puzzled.

"Do you want to make some money?" Niu Er took out 50 yuan from the landlady to compensate him and shook in front of the group of little boys.

"Yes." A bald little boy looked eagerly at the fifty dollar bill and said greedily.

"I want to." A little boy in broken underpants tutted his mouth and said, "I want to eat popsicles."

"I'd like a hamburger." A little boy with bare arms licked his lips.

"Who doesn't want to be rich?" A tall little boy stared at the fifty yuan, his eyes shining.

Only the shortest little boy didn't say a word. He just stared at the money greedily.

Niu Er said, "if you want the fifty yuan, you can get it in fifteen minutes."

"Really?" The tall little boy didn't seem to believe it“ Big brother, what do you want us to do? "

"It's simple. The five of you, each carrying a bucket of mud, pour it into the small noodle shop in front. " Niu Er said.

"Big brother, you let us do bad things?" The tall little boy skimmed his mouth.

"Not a bad thing. The landlady of that noodle shop was so bad that she ate the customer's stomach with gutter oil and didn't pay compensation. You said: should such a noodle shop be renovated? " Niu Er lied.

"It's time!" Said the tall little boy.

"Is that landlady very powerful?" The bald boy asked timidly.

"What if the landlady catches us?" The little boy with bare arms asked timidly.

"If you do as I say, you won't be able to catch you." Niu Er said.

"Big brother, you said, we will do as you said." Said the tall boy. It seems that the tall little boy is tall.

Niu Er said, "wait a minute." With that, he went to a grocery store not far away and bought five small plastic buckets.

"First of all, put some mud on your face so that the landlady won't recognize you. Then, when pouring mud into the noodle shop, remember: pour it at the door. In this way, the landlady can't catch up. You think, with such a large pool of mud blocking the road, she doesn't have wings. Of course she can't fly out. " Niu Er taught.

"Yes! In this way, we can leave the noodle shop with a swagger. " The tall little boy nodded.

"In addition, when pouring mud, the younger ones pour it first and run after pouring it. Remember: be sure to fall at the door and block the landlady's road. After pouring the mud, you must run desperately, but you can't walk swaggeringly. By the way, after pouring the mud, the small plastic bucket was thrown away. " Niu Er explained.

"What if you don't give money after we pour the mud?" Asked the tall little boy.

"Well, you don't believe me, but I believe you." Niu Er said, handed the fifty yuan to the tall little boy and said, "you five, ten yuan each."

The tall little boy happily took the money, carefully put it in his pocket, and then waved his hand and said, "when you're done, let's go to KFC for hamburgers."

Niu Er handed the plastic bucket to the tall little boy and said, "before pouring the mud, you go to the noodle shop to spy and see if the landlady is in the bar. The bar is at the bottom of the noodle shop. If she's at the bar, you start. "

"Big brother, don't worry. I'm an expert in doing such things. " The tall little boy ordered, "put some mud on your face first."

Five little boys happily painted mud on their faces. When they finished, you looked at me and smiled, and I looked at you happily. Niu Er filled the five plastic buckets with mud, and then handed them to the five little boys one by one. Five little boys happily took the plastic bucket and walked to the noodle shop. When he turned out of the alley, Niu Er said to the tall boy, "look, that's the" cheap "noodle shop."“ I see. " The little boy nodded. Niu Er quickly crossed the road, got into a small restaurant, and watched the actions of the five little boys through the floor glass window. When the five little boys came near the noodle shop, the tall little boy waved his hand and asked everyone to stop. He went to the door of the noodle shop alone and looked inside. Then he ran back. The tall little boy led everyone, picked up the plastic bucket and walked quickly to the noodle shop. Several little boys lined up, poured the mud in the plastic bucket into the noodle shop in turn, and then ran away. After at least two or three minutes, the landlady ran out of the noodle shop. She looked around, then crossed her waist and shouted at the door. After scolding for a while, the landlady was tired and began to remove the mud from the restaurant. Niu Er fried a dish, bought a pot of rice, watched the boss's wife clean while eating. It was the time for lunch. Once these barrels of mud fell down, the business at noon was over. Niu Er ate slowly and watched the boss's wife cleaning the mud“ Hum! You'll feel better against me. " Niu Erxing thought happily. Niu Er ate a big pot of rice and his stomach was half full. He thought: it's time to go to the noodle shop to see the excitement. So Niu Er settled his account and walked leisurely towards the noodle shop. Niu Er thought: in the morning, I created a "fly event" and at noon, I created a "sludge event". These two events made the noodle shop not do business in the morning and noon. Ha ha, I Niu Er can be regarded as a "smart star", he thought proudly. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.