Chapter 69
Two drops of chicken blood into the baijiu.
"Brother Niu, do we have to cut our fingers?" Bruce Lee asked timidly.
"That's not necessary. I cut my finger. How can you cook. Besides, I have to look for a job tomorrow. People see you as a wounded master. Who is willing to hire you? " Niu Er said with a smile.
"Yes, I think so. Chicken blood is enough. Why do you have to cut yourself in the hand? " Bruce Lee's hanging heart was finally put down. Just now, he thought it was an alliance to cut his finger and drop blood.
"Brother long, do you have any incense?" Niu Er asked.
"Mosquito repellent incense." Bruce Lee said.
"Mosquito repellent incense is OK. Make do with it." Niu Er said with a smile.
Bruce Lee lit a mosquito repellent incense and said, "hee hee, it not only smoked mosquitoes, but also served as a candle, killing two birds with one stone."
"If only there were a picture of Guan Gong." Niu Er said regretfully.
"Why do you want Guan Gong's picture?" Bruce Lee asked curiously.
"It should be a custom to hang a picture of Guan Gong when worshipping." Niu Er explained.
"Brother Niu, there is the God of wealth." Bruce Lee held a statue of the God of wealth from the lobby“ This is the boss's God of wealth. She knocks three heads before opening the door every day. "
"It's no use knocking thirty heads. I don't think the landlady is good for business. There are no residents nearby. Open a noodle shop and who will eat it. " The cow two skimmed its mouth.
"The landlady said that as long as the stock market is bullish, the securities business department will be overcrowded. The business of this noodle shop will also prosper. " Bruce Lee said.
"By the way, I heard from pockmarked Wang today that the stock market is going to be a bull." Niu Er said.
"Really? I also hope that the stock market will leave early. When the noodle shop business is good, the landlady will give me a raise. " Bruce Lee said expectantly.
"I heard that Wang Mazi has a good set of stock speculation. His words should be a little spectrum." Although Niu Er hates Wang Mazi, he thinks Wang Mazi is an expert in stock speculation. Otherwise, where can he enter a big family room.
Shit, if I were an immortal, I would let pockmarked Wang lose money in the stock market. It's best to lose him into a poor man, then I can dispel my hatred.
"Brother Niu, your last name is Niu. Now that you come, the stock market will certainly go away, right?" Bruce Lee patted his hand as if he had discovered the new world and said, "tomorrow, if I tell the landlady about your surname Niu, maybe she will give you a 30% discount."
"30% off? If only you could give me a 30% discount. I can eat three bowls of noodles for one bowl of noodles and make a lot of money. " Niu Er said happily.
"Brother Niu, when the landlady comes tomorrow morning, I'll tell her. You'll wait for the good news of a 30% discount." Bruce Lee beamed.
Niu Er arranged the statue of the God of wealth, thought about it and said, "it's good for the God of wealth to give us a certificate. By the way, bless us to be rich."
"If only I could make a fortune." Bruce Lee looked piously at the God of wealth and made a wish: "God of wealth, if you bless me to make a fortune, I'll knock you a hundred heads every day."
"Well, don't make wishes. If you make a promise, you can't make a slip of the tongue, or you'll have bad luck. Fortunately, you only promised to knock a hundred heads. If you promised to knock a thousand or ten thousand heads, you would have to knock you to death. " Niu Er said.
"Brother Niu, you also make a wish to the God of wealth. Otherwise, the God of wealth will be surprised. " Bruce Lee said.
"All right. God of wealth, if you bless me to be a multimillionaire, I will make you a gold statue. " Niu Er said.
"Mom, how much does it cost to make such a big gold statue?" Bruce Lee said in surprise.
"I didn't say I would make such a big statue. At that time, make one smaller than this. Otherwise, I can't move it." Niu Er said.
"Brother Niu, do you want to be a multimillionaire? I'm not so greedy. I just want to be satisfied with 100000 yuan. " Bruce Lee said pitifully.
"Brother long, you have to be ambitious. To tell you the truth, I won't be satisfied to be a multimillionaire. I'd better have hundreds of millions of assets and rank among the top three on the list of rich people. " Niu Er straightened his chest and said.
"Brother Niu, you are really good. Dare to think!" Bruce Lee said.
"You and I have the right to dream. If you don't even dare to think about it, it's too sad." Niu Er patted Bruce Lee on the shoulder and said, "let's fight together. A better tomorrow will come!"
"Brother Niu, I feel like a millionaire when you say so." Bruce Lee smiled and said, "brother Niu, I haven't been so happy for years as I am tonight."
"Come on, let's say goodbye." Niu Er greets Bruce Lee.
The two men stood respectfully before the statue of God of wealth. The second time the cow began to drop the chicken Baijiu from the bowl. He said, "today, I am two and Bruce Lee will be sworn brothers. Please ask God of wealth to give us a card."
Niu Er then said to Bruce Lee, "let's drink half." Then he took a big sip. Then he handed the bowl to Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee frowned and drank all the baijiu. He coughed and said, "brother, I have no liquor. I can only drink half a day. Tonight, I drank at least two liang of wine. In a little while, I'll collapse on the bed. "
Niu Er said with a smile, "this is a ceremony of worship. If you only drink half a Liang, it will be too insincere." Niu Er brought some newspapers, spread them on the ground and said to Bruce Lee, "come on, kneel down to the God of wealth." Bruce Lee said, "do you have to kneel?" Niu Er knelt down, waved and said, "only by kneeling down can we show our sincerity." Bruce Lee knelt down and asked, "brother Niu, have you sworn in? Otherwise, how can you be very sophisticated. "“ I've only read some novels, which are described like this, so I'll move here according to the gourd painting. " Niu Er explained“ Brother Niu, do you want to kowtow? " Bruce Lee asked“ Don't panic. We have to say a few more words. I'll say one and you'll repeat it. " Niu Er explained“ Oh, my God, there are many famous things. " Bruce Lee sticks out his tongue“ I, Niu Er, swear here today. " Niu Er clenched his right hand, raised it to his ear and said“ I, Niu Er, swear here today. " Bruce Lee said like a cat“ Brother long, would you mind a little longer? You should say, "I, Bruce Lee, swear here today."“ Brother Niu, what you just said, let me repeat it as you said. " Bruce Lee retorted unconvinced“ OK, I didn't make it clear. You say it again. Otherwise, I will become sworn brothers with myself. " Niu Er said“ I, Bruce Lee, swear here today. " Bruce Lee said solemnly“ We are sworn brothers from today on. We will share weal and woe, share weal and woe, and share weal and woe. " Niu Er said. Bruce Lee repeated it“ If you break the oath, five thunders a day! " Niu Er made a poison oath seriously. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.
"Brother Niu, do we have to cut our fingers?" Bruce Lee asked timidly.
"That's not necessary. I cut my finger. How can you cook. Besides, I have to look for a job tomorrow. People see you as a wounded master. Who is willing to hire you? " Niu Er said with a smile.
"Yes, I think so. Chicken blood is enough. Why do you have to cut yourself in the hand? " Bruce Lee's hanging heart was finally put down. Just now, he thought it was an alliance to cut his finger and drop blood.
"Brother long, do you have any incense?" Niu Er asked.
"Mosquito repellent incense." Bruce Lee said.
"Mosquito repellent incense is OK. Make do with it." Niu Er said with a smile.
Bruce Lee lit a mosquito repellent incense and said, "hee hee, it not only smoked mosquitoes, but also served as a candle, killing two birds with one stone."
"If only there were a picture of Guan Gong." Niu Er said regretfully.
"Why do you want Guan Gong's picture?" Bruce Lee asked curiously.
"It should be a custom to hang a picture of Guan Gong when worshipping." Niu Er explained.
"Brother Niu, there is the God of wealth." Bruce Lee held a statue of the God of wealth from the lobby“ This is the boss's God of wealth. She knocks three heads before opening the door every day. "
"It's no use knocking thirty heads. I don't think the landlady is good for business. There are no residents nearby. Open a noodle shop and who will eat it. " The cow two skimmed its mouth.
"The landlady said that as long as the stock market is bullish, the securities business department will be overcrowded. The business of this noodle shop will also prosper. " Bruce Lee said.
"By the way, I heard from pockmarked Wang today that the stock market is going to be a bull." Niu Er said.
"Really? I also hope that the stock market will leave early. When the noodle shop business is good, the landlady will give me a raise. " Bruce Lee said expectantly.
"I heard that Wang Mazi has a good set of stock speculation. His words should be a little spectrum." Although Niu Er hates Wang Mazi, he thinks Wang Mazi is an expert in stock speculation. Otherwise, where can he enter a big family room.
Shit, if I were an immortal, I would let pockmarked Wang lose money in the stock market. It's best to lose him into a poor man, then I can dispel my hatred.
"Brother Niu, your last name is Niu. Now that you come, the stock market will certainly go away, right?" Bruce Lee patted his hand as if he had discovered the new world and said, "tomorrow, if I tell the landlady about your surname Niu, maybe she will give you a 30% discount."
"30% off? If only you could give me a 30% discount. I can eat three bowls of noodles for one bowl of noodles and make a lot of money. " Niu Er said happily.
"Brother Niu, when the landlady comes tomorrow morning, I'll tell her. You'll wait for the good news of a 30% discount." Bruce Lee beamed.
Niu Er arranged the statue of the God of wealth, thought about it and said, "it's good for the God of wealth to give us a certificate. By the way, bless us to be rich."
"If only I could make a fortune." Bruce Lee looked piously at the God of wealth and made a wish: "God of wealth, if you bless me to make a fortune, I'll knock you a hundred heads every day."
"Well, don't make wishes. If you make a promise, you can't make a slip of the tongue, or you'll have bad luck. Fortunately, you only promised to knock a hundred heads. If you promised to knock a thousand or ten thousand heads, you would have to knock you to death. " Niu Er said.
"Brother Niu, you also make a wish to the God of wealth. Otherwise, the God of wealth will be surprised. " Bruce Lee said.
"All right. God of wealth, if you bless me to be a multimillionaire, I will make you a gold statue. " Niu Er said.
"Mom, how much does it cost to make such a big gold statue?" Bruce Lee said in surprise.
"I didn't say I would make such a big statue. At that time, make one smaller than this. Otherwise, I can't move it." Niu Er said.
"Brother Niu, do you want to be a multimillionaire? I'm not so greedy. I just want to be satisfied with 100000 yuan. " Bruce Lee said pitifully.
"Brother long, you have to be ambitious. To tell you the truth, I won't be satisfied to be a multimillionaire. I'd better have hundreds of millions of assets and rank among the top three on the list of rich people. " Niu Er straightened his chest and said.
"Brother Niu, you are really good. Dare to think!" Bruce Lee said.
"You and I have the right to dream. If you don't even dare to think about it, it's too sad." Niu Er patted Bruce Lee on the shoulder and said, "let's fight together. A better tomorrow will come!"
"Brother Niu, I feel like a millionaire when you say so." Bruce Lee smiled and said, "brother Niu, I haven't been so happy for years as I am tonight."
"Come on, let's say goodbye." Niu Er greets Bruce Lee.
The two men stood respectfully before the statue of God of wealth. The second time the cow began to drop the chicken Baijiu from the bowl. He said, "today, I am two and Bruce Lee will be sworn brothers. Please ask God of wealth to give us a card."
Niu Er then said to Bruce Lee, "let's drink half." Then he took a big sip. Then he handed the bowl to Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee frowned and drank all the baijiu. He coughed and said, "brother, I have no liquor. I can only drink half a day. Tonight, I drank at least two liang of wine. In a little while, I'll collapse on the bed. "
Niu Er said with a smile, "this is a ceremony of worship. If you only drink half a Liang, it will be too insincere." Niu Er brought some newspapers, spread them on the ground and said to Bruce Lee, "come on, kneel down to the God of wealth." Bruce Lee said, "do you have to kneel?" Niu Er knelt down, waved and said, "only by kneeling down can we show our sincerity." Bruce Lee knelt down and asked, "brother Niu, have you sworn in? Otherwise, how can you be very sophisticated. "“ I've only read some novels, which are described like this, so I'll move here according to the gourd painting. " Niu Er explained“ Brother Niu, do you want to kowtow? " Bruce Lee asked“ Don't panic. We have to say a few more words. I'll say one and you'll repeat it. " Niu Er explained“ Oh, my God, there are many famous things. " Bruce Lee sticks out his tongue“ I, Niu Er, swear here today. " Niu Er clenched his right hand, raised it to his ear and said“ I, Niu Er, swear here today. " Bruce Lee said like a cat“ Brother long, would you mind a little longer? You should say, "I, Bruce Lee, swear here today."“ Brother Niu, what you just said, let me repeat it as you said. " Bruce Lee retorted unconvinced“ OK, I didn't make it clear. You say it again. Otherwise, I will become sworn brothers with myself. " Niu Er said“ I, Bruce Lee, swear here today. " Bruce Lee said solemnly“ We are sworn brothers from today on. We will share weal and woe, share weal and woe, and share weal and woe. " Niu Er said. Bruce Lee repeated it“ If you break the oath, five thunders a day! " Niu Er made a poison oath seriously. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.
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