Chapter 38

"You swear and curse." The landlady said with a straight face.

Pockmarked Wang raised his hand, pretended to be solemn and said, "I swear there is only one woman, plum blossom. Otherwise, he will be killed by the gold brick when walking, and the earthquake will be crushed by Yinshan..."

"Fuck you, you don't forget to get rich even if you curse. A miser like you can't bear to find more women no matter how much money he has."

The landlady thought: pockmarked Wang is too stingy. She only gives 500 yuan at most every time. It seems that he can't have a second woman at all.

Seeing Wang Mazi kneeling there with a pitiful appearance, the landlady begged Niu Er: "little brother, just let Wang Mazi stand up. He can't support it."

"Landlady, as soon as you say it, I remember one more thing." Niu Er turned to the little cook and said, "man, take the broken glass residue and sprinkle it next to Wang Mazi. Let him kneel on it."

The little cook has long had a lot of opinions on Wang Mazi, because Wang Mazi would make the little bed very dirty every time he and the boss's wife, so every time they finished, the little cook had to wash the sheets.

The little cook took the broken glass residue and sprinkled it on Wang Mazi's knee.

"Brother, what are you doing. I've convinced you. Just give me a break. " Pockmarked Wang thought: I'm so fat. As soon as I kneel up, the glass residue must be embedded in my meat.

"Little brother, please spare pockmarked Wang once. You let him kneel on the glass residue. It's torture." The landlady also helped plead.

"Man, I think don't let pockmarked Wang kneel on the glass residue. Just let him scratch your feet with his tongue." The little cook had a bad idea.

"Little Chef, you really have an idea. You want to play pockmarks." The landlady scolded the little cook angrily.

"Landlady, how can I play with Master Wang? I mean to help master Wang out. You think: scratching your feet with your tongue should be much more comfortable than kneeling glass dregs." The little cook tried to pretend to be sincere.

Niu Er thought with his chin in his hand and said, "OK, I'll give the little cook a face. Pockmarked Wang, come here, stretch your tongue and scratch my feet. Damn it, you're lucky. Last night, I washed my feet with soap, or I'll suffocate you. "

Niu Er cocked up his right foot and said to Wang Mazi, "come here, start with big feet and scratch my feet one by one."

Pockmarked Wang thought: scratching her feet with her tongue is disgusting, but it's not painful. So he moved forward a few steps and put his mouth close to Niu Er's feet.

Mom, a foul smell came to Wang Mazi's face, which almost made Wang Mazi vomit.

"Little brother, why are your feet so smelly?" Pockmarked Wang pinched his nose.

"I'm sweaty and wearing sneakers. I'm stuffy in such hot weather. Can I stop smelling? I tell you: if I hadn't washed my feet with soap last night, it would taste better. " Niu Er said with a smile. I thought to myself: this little cook is very smart. It's much better to come up with such a clever trick than to let pockmarked Wang kneel down and relieve his hatred of glass dregs.

Niu Er remembered the scene that Wang Mazi asked him to polish his shoes four years ago. At that time, pockmarked Wang was so arrogant. But now he looks like a good boy.

Niu Er finally knows that people have to have some martial arts so that they can not be bullied by others.

Wang pockmarked knew it was hard to escape, so he had to face the difficulties. He pinched his nose, closed his eyes, stretched out his tongue and began to scratch Niu Er's big feet.

Pockmarked Wang pinched his nose and couldn't smell the smell. Once the eyes are closed, you can't see the unbearable scene. He scratched Niu Er's big foot with his tongue and began to move to the other foot.

"Pockmarked Wang, don't try to fool me. Scratch each foot for two minutes. Little chef, you're in charge of timing. " Niu Er said.

"Good!" The little cook ran to the bar and brought a small clock. When he began to read, "half a minute... A minute..."

When the landlady saw Wang Mazi scratching Niu Er's smelly feet with her tongue, she was disgusted and vomited.

"I didn't let you scratch with your tongue. What did you spit out? Throw up again and I'll leave you my left foot. " Niu Er threatened.

"I, I don't vomit..." the landlady was frightened and quickly closed her eyes.

Wang pockmarked Niu Er's right foot and began to scratch Niu Er's left foot. Niu Er thought to himself, "mother, I'll kill you for being cheap. Who wants you to abandon your wife and son?".

Niu Er saw the landlady standing there with her eyes closed as if she were asleep, and said, "landlady, write a confession."

The landlady woke up from a dream, quickly opened her eyes, turned her back, and continued to write a confession.

"Where did you write?" Niu Er asked.

"Wrote: it was pockmarked Wang who colluded with me." The landlady replied.

"Well, it's written as it is: on that day, my husband was not at home. Pockmarked Wang turned over my kitchen window and came in to kill me." Niu Er said.

"No. When I came in through the kitchen window, the landlady jumped into my arms. " Pockmarked Wang is more upright.

"Is that so?" Niu Er turned and asked the landlady.

The landlady blushed and said, "when pockmarked Wang came in through the window, I saw that since he had come in, if I didn't agree, he would certainly hurt me. So I half pushed him. "

"No. You jumped into my arms and said to me, "Why are you so impatient? I'm going to open the door for you." Pockmarked Wang said“ I was lying to you. " The landlady rolled her eyes“ That night, when I finished with you, I was ready to go home. You hold me and don't let me go. You have to let me accompany you all night. The next morning, when I left, you took the initiative to say to me, "my husband won't come back until a week later. Let me come every night." Pockmarked Wang exposed. The landlady's face turned more red. She simply admitted, "I've slept with you once. What else do you care? Just break the jar. " Niu Er said, "write realistically: after Wang Mazi turned over the window and came in, I had an affair with him."“ Is it over? " Asked the landlady“ I think it should be over. " Niu Er said, "both of you sign on it and press your fingerprints." The landlady and pockmarked Wang obediently signed and fingerprinted. Then he handed the "confession" to Niu Er. Niu Er looked at the confession carefully. He nodded with satisfaction and said, "OK, put this confession with me. As long as you two don't annoy me, I won't deal with you with this confession." Niu Er folded the "confession" and put it in his pocket. Then he stood up and walked out. Pockmarked Wang stood up. He looked around and saw that Niu Er had gone out of the noodle shop. He rubbed his knees and scolded, "I made this little bastard and made me miserable."“ Gone? " The landlady asked with lingering fear“ Let's go. " Pockmarked Wang gnashed his teeth and said, "I'll spare him this time. If I meet him again next time, I'll have to unload one of his legs."“ If he doesn't take off your leg, he'll be lucky. You don't even dare to pull out one of his hairs. " The landlady snorted and continued, "if this boy is a passer-by, it's no problem. If he wants to live here for a long time, he will lead us by the nose. " This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.