Chapter 37

"Don't be wordy. Who will write it?" Niu Er was a little angry.

"Plum blossom, write it. I have a primary school education and can't even write letters. " Pockmarked Wang said with a red face.

"What, you have a primary school education. I remember you said you were a college student." The landlady said angrily, "so you lied to me. You said, what else did you lie to me? By the way, you also said you were a senior engineer. It seems to be a lie. " Said the landlady angrily.

"I'm not lying to you. I just want face." Pockmarked Wang said shyly.

"No wonder when you signed, those words were written like chicken claws. It's so ugly." The landlady taunted.

"I've practiced signing for three months. Is it still like chicken claws?" Wang Ma Chang said unconvinced.

"Sign your name and let others see if it looks like chicken claws." The landlady ran to the bar and brought a piece of white paper and a pen.

"Just sign. Some people say my signature is dragon flying and Phoenix dancing." Pockmarked Wang signed on the white paper.

Niu Er looked and almost laughed. He endured it and didn't laugh.

"Little brother, do you think my signature is OK?" Asked pockmarked Wang.

"Like an old sow." Niu Er said.

"You see, I'm right. My little brothers don't like it. You've practiced signing for three months. That's the level. Alas! Originally, I thought I was a college student. I had been working for a long time, which was lower than my educational level. When my husband knows about this, he will laugh at me: finding a lover is not as good as him. I tell you: my husband is a high school student. " The landlady skimmed her lips.

"What if your husband is a doctor? Today's world is a hero based on success. Whoever has money is a successful person. Education is bullshit! " Pockmarked Wang said angrily.

"No matter how much money you have, you have no culture. You can't be a rich man. You can only be a local tyrant. You, the local tyrant! " The landlady sneered“ Well, I have to break off my relationship with you. With this educational level, I still want to soak my mother. No way! "

"Ha ha, you think my education level is low, and I think you are an old tree bark. Look in the mirror and see what the skin on your face looks like. Also, the one on your chest... Has diarrhea on your stomach. " Pockmarked Wang said angrily.

"The skin on my face is tight and doesn't relax at all." The landlady hurried to the bar, took out a mirror, looked at it and said, "the skin pulling in this beauty salon is very good. I don't even have a wrinkle on my face. Also, you said the one in front of my chest. I told you that the breast augmentation operation in the beauty salon was also very successful. "

"I made it. It's been a long time. You're all fake. No wonder she's over forty and still looks like a woman in her early thirties. " Pockmarked Wang suddenly realized the Tao.

"Let me slip my tongue. Although I'm in my forties, I can underestimate my ten years old at least. Hum! " The landlady said proudly.

"I have plenty of money. It's not difficult to find an 18-year-old girl. Hum! I don't want your double second-hand goods. " Pockmarked Wang said contemptuously.

"Look, look! I can also find an 18-year-old brother. " The landlady was unwilling to show weakness and shouted.

"Pause!" Niu Er felt bored when he heard the two living treasures quarrel. He frowned and asked, "who did you write?"

"She has a high level of education. Of course she wrote it." Pockmarked Wang talks.

"It seems that I can't write without writing. With your education level, you can only recognize a men's and women's toilet. " The landlady squinted at pockmarked Wang and said. She thought to herself: I didn't expect that Wang Mazi's educational level was so low. No wonder he didn't speak at all and didn't work at all.

The boss's wife Meihua opened a noodle shop here a year ago.

Wang Mazi is a northerner and likes to eat noodles. Therefore, he has become a regular guest of this noodle shop. Originally, Meihua looked down on Wang pockmarked son and thought he was too ugly. Later, Wang Mazi said that he was a college student and a senior engineer. He also said that he was born in a family of professors. In this way, plum blossom looked high at him. Before long, Meihua rolled into a bed with pockmarked Wang.

The boss's wife, Meihua's husband, has a mother in her eighties who needs to be taken care of. She often goes to her mother's house every three or five times for a while. In this way, they were given a tryst.

The landlady picked up her pen and asked Niu Er, "how do you write?"

Niu Er thought and said, "you write as I say."

As soon as the landlady heard this, she said anxiously, "little brother, you won't talk nonsense. I won't Scribble if there's nothing."

Niu Er flicked his head with his fingers and said word by word: "I have an affair with pockmarked Wang for half a year..."

"Little brother, don't worry, I'll calculate." The landlady broke her fingers and said, "it's less than half a year."

"Then you write: it's almost half a year." Niu Er continued, "we've slept more than 50 times..."

"No, I only slept 26 times." The landlady is more upright.

"I made it. You still have a note." Pockmarked Wang was greatly surprised.

"Women will keep accounts." Said the landlady.

Pockmarked Wang thought: I've slept with several women. Have they all recorded accounts? Woman, I really have nothing to do when I'm full. I still keep accounts of such things. It seems that I'm ready to confess at the beginning“ Then write it as many times as you actually want. " Niu Er waved“ What to write down? " Asked the landlady“ You continue to write: we are colluding with each other, and no one blames anyone. " Niu Er said“ Little brother, No. It should be pockmarked Wang who colluded with me. At first, he joked with me. Later, he started to move. Later, he gave me some gifts and offered to sleep with me. That time, my husband went back to his hometown to take care of his mother. When pockmarked Wang knew about it, he came to my house in the middle of the night and knocked at the door. I wouldn't open it to him. He saw the kitchen window open and came in from there. " The landlady recalled“ I made it. You have a good memory. You can remember everything clearly. Luckily I didn't do anything bad, otherwise I'll fall into your hands. " Pockmarked Wang said in fear“ Don't pretend to be deaf and dumb. Have you forgotten? " Asked the landlady“ Where can I remember these things? To tell you the truth, when we speculate in stocks, we think about the market points, the K-line chart and the profit and loss. " The king pockmarked his mouth“ Pockmarked Wang, I think you are too many women. Of course, I can't remember clearly. If you only have me, you can't forget if you want to. " Said the landlady discontentedly“ Plum blossom, you are the only woman I have. Really, if you don't believe it, I'll bet a curse. " Pockmarked Wang quickly said“ I'm the only woman you have? I don't believe it. " The landlady gave Wang pockmarked son a cross look“ I swear, I swear, all right. " Pockmarked Wang said. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.