Chapter 36

"Little brother, my knee hurts. Let me get up." The landlady begged.

"Hum! I didn't get a washboard to make you kneel, even if it's cheap for you. Again, I'll let you kneel on the glass residue. " Niu Er said to the little cook, "break a beer bottle for me. Later, I'll let Wang Mazi kneel on the glass residue."

When the landlady saw that Niu Er was serious, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to say anything anymore.

"I ask you: do your husband know that you have an affair with pockmarked Wang?" Niu Er asked.

"How can my husband know such a thing?" The landlady thought: I'm afraid this boy is not married and doesn't understand things between men and women. Otherwise, how can he ask this low-level question.

"If your husband knew, he wouldn't kill you both?" Niu Er asked again.

"It's hard to say, but I'm afraid my husband doesn't have the courage to kill." The landlady looked down on her husband.

"What's the difficulty of killing? It's like killing a chicken. Put a knife on your neck and splash it twice." Niu Er said fiercely.

"Oh, my God!" The landlady was so frightened that she shrank into a ball and thought: is this guy really a murderer? She passed my shop on the way to escape and came in to fill her stomach. Thinking of this, the landlady's legs cramped. She sat on the ground, hugged her legs and shouted, "Mom, my legs."

Niu Er roared, "what do you wear? Kneel down for me."

"Little brother, Mommy, my leg is really cramped, Mommy! It hurts me. " The landlady bared her teeth and shouted.

Niu Er looked carefully and felt that the landlady didn't seem to be pretending, so he said to the little cook, "come here and help the landlady rub her legs."

The little cook hurried over and helped the landlady rub her legs.

"I invited you as a cook for nothing." The landlady's leg hurt better. She began to complain about the little cook.

"Landlady, what's wrong with me? You see, I've cleaned up the kitchen. " The little Cook said.

"Just cleaning up the kitchen is useless." Said the landlady angrily.

Obviously, the landlady blamed the little cook for not rescuing her and pockmarked Wang.

Niu Er heard the sound in his words. He asked the landlady, "what do you mean by scolding the little cook? Do you want him to have a fight with me?"

"No, I didn't mean that." The landlady hurriedly explained“ I mean: he didn't take the initiative to help me knead my legs when he saw my leg cramp. You called him. "

"Are your legs ready?" Niu Er asked.

"Better." The landlady smiled at Niu Er. Now, she seems to understand a truth: it will never come to a good end to confront this silly boy.

"When your legs are ready, kneel down for me. Don't want to sit on the ground and cheat." Niu Er said seriously.

"Little brother, you and I have no grievances near and no enemies far away. We just have a little misunderstanding. It's all my fault. I made an apology to you. You can be your mother at my age... "

"Bah! You deserve to be my mother, joke. " Niu Er said in disgust.

"Little brother, I mean, I'm no younger than your mother." The landlady smiled.

"You bully the country people." Niu Er said bitterly.

"Little brother, I really don't look down on the villagers. I tell you: my parents are countrymen. Do you think I can look down on countrymen? In fact, I'm also half a countryman, because I didn't work in the city until I was in my twenties. " The landlady and Niu Er got close to each other.

"Who are you kidding? You think I'm a three-year-old. If you go to town in your twenties, can your skin be so white? " Niu Er looked at the landlady's neck and said.

"Little brother, I didn't work in the fields when I was in the countryside. My family has opened a tofu shop. I help my parents beat tofu every day. You said, my cat is in the house all day. Can I tan my skin. Besides, my mother's skin is white, and I inherited it from my mother. " The landlady and Niu Er had a conversation.

Niu Er thought to himself: the boss's wife is not bad. If you want to say, it's really a little wrong to eat dog shit just now. Thinking of this, Niu Er said to the landlady, "I don't punish you for kneeling because of your leg cramp. Get up."

The little cook helped the landlady up.

Seeing that Niu Er's attitude towards her had changed, the landlady said, "then I'll go to the bar. There's still a lot to do."

"Stop!" Niu Er gave a big drink“ Not letting you kneel doesn't mean it's over. Stand still and don't move. "

"Little brother, you scolded and punished. What else do you want?" The landlady doesn't know what medicine is sold in Niu Er's gourd.

Seeing that Wang Mazi entered the toilet and didn't come out for a long time, Niu Er said to the little cook, "you let Wang Mazi get out of the toilet quickly!"

The little cook knocked on the door of the toilet and shouted, "Master Wang, great Xia, please come out quickly, or he will kick the door."

"I see." Pockmarked Wang promised.

Soon, pockmarked Wang came out. He was wearing wet trousers and looked embarrassed.

"Have you washed it? Why is there still a bad smell? " The landlady covered her nose“ It's just a smelly person. I can't wash it clean. " Niu Er stared at Wang Mazi and ordered, "kneel down for me."“ Still kneeling? " Seeing the landlady standing, pockmarked Wang thought, "do you want me to kneel alone?"“ I'll count to three. If you don't kneel, see how I deal with you. " Niu Er said sternly. Wang Mazi now knew Niu Er's power. He flopped and knelt down“ Just now, you two admitted having an affair. Now, write a confession. " Niu Er thought: today, I beat pockmarked Wang badly. If he really called the police, he might let me have a lawsuit. If you want to subdue them, you have to catch the pigtail. Niu Er once saw such a sentence in a Book: if you want to control a person, you should either grasp his heart or his pigtail. Niu Er thought: this sentence is too incisive“ Write a confession? " Pockmarked Wang is a little unhappy“ Yes, write down what you two got together, and then you two put your fingerprints on it. It's said that we should press the fingerprint, and pockmarked Wang quit. He said, "you can't write things in black and white."“ You don't want to write? " Niu eryin asked“ I'm not unwilling to write, but I'm afraid that if it gets out, it will cause big trouble. " Pockmarked Wang explained“ I have the confession right here. You two just rest assured. As long as you two don't annoy me, you'll never reveal it. " Niu Er swore“ Brother, just spare us. " Pockmarked Wang begged“ I'll spare you both for fear that you two won't let me go. " Niu Er said cunningly“ Brother, even if we eat leopard courage, we don't dare to oppose you again. " Wang Mazi was badly cleaned up by Niu Er. Now he's a little afraid of this young man. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.