Chapter 347
"Alas, why don't you let me work as a factotum in the Fu paper workshop?" Free? Can you refine pills without being found? Of course, the only bad thing in the medicine garden is Cao MuQing's woman... Women are more dangerous than spirit beasts, and BT women are even more dangerous!
Ye Kong meditated quietly, waiting for the BT master with a drooling figure.
However, it was a surprise that ye Kong waited until night, but didn't wait for Cao MuQing.
"Did she forget?" Ye Kong scratched his head and thought it impossible. People who cultivate immortals have amazing memories and rarely forget things. How could she forget such regular things?
"That's the big aunt?" Ye Kong shook his head again. People who cultivate immortals have far more control over their bodies than ordinary people. Imagine that it is convenient for people who cultivate immortals to change their bodies, not to mention controlling their great aunt?
In the past, ye Kong thought that the friar didn't have a big aunt. Later, he quietly asked Lian Ruolan, and the girl shyly told him: in fact, the thing of female cultivation can be controlled. If you don't want to come, don't come. If you want to come, come. When she doesn't come, she has no fertility function. Generally, if a nun wants to get pregnant, she will let her aunt come.
So there is no market for condoms in the fairy world. This is called autonomous contraception, which is much more advanced than your plastic sleeve. Of course, ye Kong thought again, since you can control not to be pregnant, then XO will save a lot of trouble, and I don't know when I can meet a dissolute senior sister to communicate.
Ye Kong was confused and cranky until midnight. Cao MuQing still didn't appear. He knew that the woman wouldn't come.
Even, he was guessing that Cao MuQing's jealousy was caused by his public hug with pepper, so she was going to have a conspiracy.
In order to prevent the plot of the BT woman, ye Kong decided to come to the door and remind Cao MuQing that he should do his utmost to be kind and righteous. It depends on what excuse you find to blame.
It's midnight. Although the people who cultivate immortals don't sleep, no one visits people in the middle of the night. Thinking about it, ye Kong meditated for a few hours again. When another day came, he left the small medicine garden.
As soon as ye Kong left the small medicine garden, he immediately felt that everyone was different from him. Those who met each other, whether it was the inner hall or the outer hall, and whether their cultivation was high or low, all took the initiative to say hello to someone Ye.
And those who don't know each other can hear them whispering, "is that Li Heizi? As expected, he is handsome, handsome and black!"
"Of course, although he has just refined his Qi for seven levels of cultivation at the moment, he still shows the demeanor of the first person in the outer hall in the long walk and tiger walk."
Ye Da's hooligans are dying of depression. The first person in the outer hall, who named Lao Tzu? I don't know what I need now is low-key! low-key! I don't want others to pay attention to me!
Keeping a low profile is a dream. Ye Kong really wants to keep a low profile, which will save him a lot of trouble... But his character doesn't allow him to do this. Every time something happens, he doesn't care.
Like this time, he is completely famous in Yunfu sect. For half a month after he was closed, his deeds were spread everywhere in Zongli, including the body method of penetrating the wind blade jungle and the big hammer without spiritual power, which everyone enjoyed talking about.
The most popular is the most vulgar sentence, "don't think a long x bar is a man!"
Now it has become the buzzword of Quan Yun Fu sect, and has a trend of spreading to Quan Wu Kingdom.
As long as there are some contradictions among the monks, before scolding or fighting, they shout out this sentence first, and immediately feel that the truth is in hand, justice is in hand, and a man's pride is all over his body, which is more effective than his mother's opening a layer of spiritual shield.
The other party, whose mouth was a step slower, was also impolite and shouted, "no matter how strong the enemy is, I will never compromise and never retreat!" Suddenly, the flames also burned, and the universe broke out.
The result is that the male practitioners of Quan Yun Fu sect are more male, and androgens burst out. In the past, it was settled by quarreling, but now it is absolutely a battle; It used to be OK to have a try, but now you have to fight until you die. There are many private fights every day, and several people have been killed.
However, these things are annoying the leader of the clan and the patriarch. Someone ye can't care. His eyes are full of flowers.
Cangnan continent is very conservative, and Yunfu sect is a famous sect. Naturally, those female disciples will not be as bold and unrestrained as barbarian women, so the most is to stand and watch from a distance, and the overly enthusiastic elder martial sister will throw a wink, which is very good.
Nuns are indeed much more beautiful than mortal women. Those nuns are all white haired, red lipped and white toothed, tall, slim and graceful, and short and delicate.
"Yes, tall and long legged people can come to the devil to carry the gun, and short and milk big people climb their backs with an old cow is the best..." Ye Kong thought shamelessly, but his face showed a very elegant gentleman's smile, and at most, he winked in response to those flattering eyes.
Pretending to be x, very pretending to be x, but female monks just eat this set. Think about those stars on earth, isn't this set?
Sure enough, those nuns blushed, snickered, and finally got into a fight. To the dismay of Ye Da's hooligans, why didn't one take the initiative to say, "brother sunspot, are you free tonight?"
In fact, it's not that other girls don't want to, but the key is to be embarrassed. Besides, the black guy is close to elder martial sister Jiang Wuyi, and they don't dare to offend a monk who is quick to build a foundation.
When he came to Cao MuQing's cave, ye Kong sent out a voice, and saw the golden spell outside the door. After staying for a moment, he broke through the prohibition and flew into the depths of the cave.
After a while, the prohibition broke, but what came out was not Cao MuQing, but a girl dressed in pink and jade. The girl was thirteen or fourteen years old, and she looked very young. She was wearing a large open pair of clothes, and she didn't know whether it was a bra or a belly pocket in the middle. In short, a small piece of chest leaked under her white neck.
Unfortunately, the girl was too young, and ye Kong was not interested in that control. Naturally, he wouldn't think much about it, so he asked, "I don't know where Master Cao MuQing is? The disciple is Li Heizi, the guard of the medicine garden."
"Are you Li Heizi?" It seems that the 13-year-old girl has heard of his name. The little girl turned her eyes smartly and said, "Cao Shizu has gone to the Sihai hall to deal with official business. She is about to compete within the sect. She also has a lot of things involved, so if you want to find her, go to the Sihai hall."
Ye Kong then understood why Cao MuQing didn't come yesterday. Ganqing was busy with Nabi, but he didn't want to ask him to go to Sihai hall to find Cao MuQing.
Ye Kong then laughed, "in fact, I have nothing else to do with Shizu, that is, yesterday she should go to the herb garden to get spiritual grass. I think you can wait for her to come back and tell her..."
Before he finished speaking, the little girl snorted and asked, "are you afraid to see our ancestors?"
This little girl is really clever. Ye Kong blushed, straightened out his chest and said, "Li has never been afraid of anyone! My little sister doesn't want to, so I'll go to Sihai hall now."
Unexpectedly, ye Kong said this, and the little girl laughed, "I'm kidding you. If you don't say a word, you'll be confused. What our ancestors said is right. You're a black stubborn donkey!"
Ye Kong was furious after hearing this. Good Cao MuQing, how can you be a human Shizu? Is Lao Tze a donkey?
"It's good to be a donkey, at least it's long." Ye Kong snorted angrily.
The little girl didn't understand, and asked, "what's long?"
Ye Kong blushed. What did he say to the little girl? Then he smiled, "I said the donkey's legs are long... Little sister, will it be convenient for you to tell me? If not, I'll go to her."
"Convenient..." the little girl looked at Ye Kong and giggled. Her dark eyes turned, showing a sly smile. Her voice changed and said, "convenient is convenient, but..."
"No, you still want benefits?" Oh, it's really degenerate. What a big girl she is, so secular.
"Am I just passing the message for nothing?" The little girl is righteous.
Ye Kong meditated quietly, waiting for the BT master with a drooling figure.
However, it was a surprise that ye Kong waited until night, but didn't wait for Cao MuQing.
"Did she forget?" Ye Kong scratched his head and thought it impossible. People who cultivate immortals have amazing memories and rarely forget things. How could she forget such regular things?
"That's the big aunt?" Ye Kong shook his head again. People who cultivate immortals have far more control over their bodies than ordinary people. Imagine that it is convenient for people who cultivate immortals to change their bodies, not to mention controlling their great aunt?
In the past, ye Kong thought that the friar didn't have a big aunt. Later, he quietly asked Lian Ruolan, and the girl shyly told him: in fact, the thing of female cultivation can be controlled. If you don't want to come, don't come. If you want to come, come. When she doesn't come, she has no fertility function. Generally, if a nun wants to get pregnant, she will let her aunt come.
So there is no market for condoms in the fairy world. This is called autonomous contraception, which is much more advanced than your plastic sleeve. Of course, ye Kong thought again, since you can control not to be pregnant, then XO will save a lot of trouble, and I don't know when I can meet a dissolute senior sister to communicate.
Ye Kong was confused and cranky until midnight. Cao MuQing still didn't appear. He knew that the woman wouldn't come.
Even, he was guessing that Cao MuQing's jealousy was caused by his public hug with pepper, so she was going to have a conspiracy.
In order to prevent the plot of the BT woman, ye Kong decided to come to the door and remind Cao MuQing that he should do his utmost to be kind and righteous. It depends on what excuse you find to blame.
It's midnight. Although the people who cultivate immortals don't sleep, no one visits people in the middle of the night. Thinking about it, ye Kong meditated for a few hours again. When another day came, he left the small medicine garden.
As soon as ye Kong left the small medicine garden, he immediately felt that everyone was different from him. Those who met each other, whether it was the inner hall or the outer hall, and whether their cultivation was high or low, all took the initiative to say hello to someone Ye.
And those who don't know each other can hear them whispering, "is that Li Heizi? As expected, he is handsome, handsome and black!"
"Of course, although he has just refined his Qi for seven levels of cultivation at the moment, he still shows the demeanor of the first person in the outer hall in the long walk and tiger walk."
Ye Da's hooligans are dying of depression. The first person in the outer hall, who named Lao Tzu? I don't know what I need now is low-key! low-key! I don't want others to pay attention to me!
Keeping a low profile is a dream. Ye Kong really wants to keep a low profile, which will save him a lot of trouble... But his character doesn't allow him to do this. Every time something happens, he doesn't care.
Like this time, he is completely famous in Yunfu sect. For half a month after he was closed, his deeds were spread everywhere in Zongli, including the body method of penetrating the wind blade jungle and the big hammer without spiritual power, which everyone enjoyed talking about.
The most popular is the most vulgar sentence, "don't think a long x bar is a man!"
Now it has become the buzzword of Quan Yun Fu sect, and has a trend of spreading to Quan Wu Kingdom.
As long as there are some contradictions among the monks, before scolding or fighting, they shout out this sentence first, and immediately feel that the truth is in hand, justice is in hand, and a man's pride is all over his body, which is more effective than his mother's opening a layer of spiritual shield.
The other party, whose mouth was a step slower, was also impolite and shouted, "no matter how strong the enemy is, I will never compromise and never retreat!" Suddenly, the flames also burned, and the universe broke out.
The result is that the male practitioners of Quan Yun Fu sect are more male, and androgens burst out. In the past, it was settled by quarreling, but now it is absolutely a battle; It used to be OK to have a try, but now you have to fight until you die. There are many private fights every day, and several people have been killed.
However, these things are annoying the leader of the clan and the patriarch. Someone ye can't care. His eyes are full of flowers.
Cangnan continent is very conservative, and Yunfu sect is a famous sect. Naturally, those female disciples will not be as bold and unrestrained as barbarian women, so the most is to stand and watch from a distance, and the overly enthusiastic elder martial sister will throw a wink, which is very good.
Nuns are indeed much more beautiful than mortal women. Those nuns are all white haired, red lipped and white toothed, tall, slim and graceful, and short and delicate.
"Yes, tall and long legged people can come to the devil to carry the gun, and short and milk big people climb their backs with an old cow is the best..." Ye Kong thought shamelessly, but his face showed a very elegant gentleman's smile, and at most, he winked in response to those flattering eyes.
Pretending to be x, very pretending to be x, but female monks just eat this set. Think about those stars on earth, isn't this set?
Sure enough, those nuns blushed, snickered, and finally got into a fight. To the dismay of Ye Da's hooligans, why didn't one take the initiative to say, "brother sunspot, are you free tonight?"
In fact, it's not that other girls don't want to, but the key is to be embarrassed. Besides, the black guy is close to elder martial sister Jiang Wuyi, and they don't dare to offend a monk who is quick to build a foundation.
When he came to Cao MuQing's cave, ye Kong sent out a voice, and saw the golden spell outside the door. After staying for a moment, he broke through the prohibition and flew into the depths of the cave.
After a while, the prohibition broke, but what came out was not Cao MuQing, but a girl dressed in pink and jade. The girl was thirteen or fourteen years old, and she looked very young. She was wearing a large open pair of clothes, and she didn't know whether it was a bra or a belly pocket in the middle. In short, a small piece of chest leaked under her white neck.
Unfortunately, the girl was too young, and ye Kong was not interested in that control. Naturally, he wouldn't think much about it, so he asked, "I don't know where Master Cao MuQing is? The disciple is Li Heizi, the guard of the medicine garden."
"Are you Li Heizi?" It seems that the 13-year-old girl has heard of his name. The little girl turned her eyes smartly and said, "Cao Shizu has gone to the Sihai hall to deal with official business. She is about to compete within the sect. She also has a lot of things involved, so if you want to find her, go to the Sihai hall."
Ye Kong then understood why Cao MuQing didn't come yesterday. Ganqing was busy with Nabi, but he didn't want to ask him to go to Sihai hall to find Cao MuQing.
Ye Kong then laughed, "in fact, I have nothing else to do with Shizu, that is, yesterday she should go to the herb garden to get spiritual grass. I think you can wait for her to come back and tell her..."
Before he finished speaking, the little girl snorted and asked, "are you afraid to see our ancestors?"
This little girl is really clever. Ye Kong blushed, straightened out his chest and said, "Li has never been afraid of anyone! My little sister doesn't want to, so I'll go to Sihai hall now."
Unexpectedly, ye Kong said this, and the little girl laughed, "I'm kidding you. If you don't say a word, you'll be confused. What our ancestors said is right. You're a black stubborn donkey!"
Ye Kong was furious after hearing this. Good Cao MuQing, how can you be a human Shizu? Is Lao Tze a donkey?
"It's good to be a donkey, at least it's long." Ye Kong snorted angrily.
The little girl didn't understand, and asked, "what's long?"
Ye Kong blushed. What did he say to the little girl? Then he smiled, "I said the donkey's legs are long... Little sister, will it be convenient for you to tell me? If not, I'll go to her."
"Convenient..." the little girl looked at Ye Kong and giggled. Her dark eyes turned, showing a sly smile. Her voice changed and said, "convenient is convenient, but..."
"No, you still want benefits?" Oh, it's really degenerate. What a big girl she is, so secular.
"Am I just passing the message for nothing?" The little girl is righteous.