Chapter 765
"Younger martial sister, you won't be unwelcome if elder martial brother comes to rub rice? Hahaha!" with a hearty laugh, a man with a jade face strides in.
He should be in his early 40s, but he still looks very young. He doesn't seem to be over 30. He doesn't need white face. He has a free and easy temperament, which is easy to impress people.
However, when he walked into the bedroom, the smile on his face froze. He couldn't believe it. He looked at Chu fan and said, "it's you? You... How could you be here?"
"Why can't I be here?" Chu fan didn't mean to let him sit down at all. He glanced at Su Yu and catkins and said with a pun of laughter, "we are 'friends', and it's normal to have a meal."
Su Yu's cheek was slightly red and hurriedly said, "my senior brother Wu Heng usually cares about me. Senior brother, sit down... Xu'er, go and get a pair of dishes and chopsticks and a wine cup. Let Chu fan have a few drinks with senior brother Wu Heng."
The speaker is careless and the listener is intentional.
Let Chu fan drink with Wu Heng, which shows that in Suyu's heart, Chu fan is his own, and Wu Heng has become an outsider. In the whole Shu mountain, who doesn't know the relationship between Wu Heng and Su Yu? Although not clear, but everyone's heart is like a mirror. If there is no accident, Su Yu is Wu Heng's wife.
But now it seems that there was an accident. However, Su Yu is not his woman after all. Even if Wu Heng holds his stomach fire, he can't send it out.
"Su Yu's craft is getting better and better." Wu Heng reluctantly smiled. "If you can marry Su Yu, you will have a blessing in your life."
Liu Xu came in with dishes and chopsticks and said with a puff of laughter: "martial uncle wuheng, these dishes are made by Chu fan. Martial uncle Suyu didn't stretch out his hand. I helped cut the dishes."
Chu fan smiled and sandwiched a piece of chicken for Wu Heng: "brother Wu Heng flattered me. My craft is just ordinary... Try the black chicken. It's rotten."
Wu Heng's face twitched slightly and almost put the bowl on Chu fan's face. Nima, what did you clip me? Isn't that a chicken ass?
You can't be angry. He just wants to annoy me and expose my bad side in front of younger martial sister. You must hold back and lose if you are angry.
"Brother Chu fan can cook?" Wu Heng took up his wine glass and said with a smile, "then I have to toast you first. If it weren't for you, how could I eat such good wine and food today?"
After drinking a cup of wine, Chu fan grabbed the wine pot and filled it for him. Wu Heng pretended to refuse and asked Chu fan to fill himself with wine. He smiled and said, "brother, do you know what I admire you most?"
"Elder brother, I love you. Where can I be? I deserve your admiration." Chu Fan said modestly.
Wu Heng said with a smile: "yesterday, we all saw it with our own eyes. My younger martial brothers and nephews envy your fate for women. To tell my brother the truth, how many wives do you have?"
Nima, you dug a pit for me so soon. Is that for Suyu? You are in the wrong place to use this to attack my glorious image.
"Not much, just a dozen." Chu fan smiled shyly. "In big cities, these are few. Those rich people, looking for women is as simple as buying clothes. They sleep one day without repetition."
Wu Heng's eyes flashed red fruit jealousy.
Even Chu fan can find more than a dozen wives. If he goes to the metropolis, he must be better than him. It's not easy to make money on your own? At that time, you can also live the kind of life that Chu Fan said. You are drunk and gold. Changing women is as diligent as changing clothes.
That's the life that men should enjoy!
"Hum!"
Catkins glanced at Chu fan and hummed, "there are not many more than a dozen wives? Do you want to find dozens? Hum, don't think you can buy true love with two bad money. Maybe someone will give you a hat with turf one day."
"No one gives me a hat except you."
Willow catkins are so angry that they bite their teeth. Is it in your heart that I am a fickle woman? If Wu Heng hadn't been here, she would have lifted the table and put all the dishes on Chu fan's head.
Wu Heng's eyes lit up and said in surprise, "brother Chu fan, are you and Xu'er... Ha ha, Congratulations!"
This congratulations is very sincere. In Wu Heng's opinion, Chu fan's meal was specially made for catkins. He just borrowed Su Yu's kitchen and invited Su Yu to dinner. Well, it must be. I think too much.
Chu fan and Liu Xu have this relationship. How can Su Yu like him?
After several cups of wine, Wu Heng said more and more. He seemed to take Chu fan as a good friend. The stool under his ass was moved several times and finally moved to Chu fan. He was as warm as a friend for many years, so he almost drank it.
"Brother, you are so powerful that you have to teach brothers two moves when you have time. I don't need much. As long as I can catch up with a woman, I'll be satisfied." Wu Heng said, his hot eyes fell on Su Yu. Even the blind can see his burning lust.
Su Yu's face became cold. If Chu fan hadn't cooked the table herself, she would have thrown down her chopsticks and gone out.
Chu fan winked at her and told her not to be impatient. He turned his head and told Liu Xu, "this small wine cup is not enjoyable. Take two bowls."
"Brother wuheng, we are like old friends at first sight. We must have a good drink." Chu fan patted his chest and said bluntly, "don't worry. If you want to say anything else, brother doesn't dare to say first, but if you want to pick up girls, brother is definitely this."
Looking at his thumbs up, Wu Heng nodded again and again: "that's, that's!"
Willow catkins are also cruel enough. The two bowls brought are one circle larger than the rice bowl. In addition, a small wine jar was moved, at least five kilograms. It's not too big to watch the excitement. Without Chu fan's opening, Liu Xu opened the wine jar and filled a bowl for them respectively.
A bowl was at least half a kilo. Wu Heng was dizzy when he saw it, but Chu fan had already brought the bowl up, and he had to drink it with his head. After a bowl of wine, Wu Heng's face turned red, but he could still maintain his demeanor.
"Chasing girls is actually very simple. You only need to remember three points." Chu fan stretched out three fingers, "bold, careful and thick skinned."
This is definitely the secret skill of picking up girls at the same level as the martial arts secret script. Wu Heng immediately came to the spirit and asked, "brother, why are you bold, careful and thick skinned?"
Chu fan, who was not in a hurry, filled their bowls with wine and urged, "don't worry, have a drink first."
As long as you don't drink, you can't stand drinking too hard.
Wu Heng took a sip and urged again and again. Chu fan then lowered his voice and said, "bold, to put it bluntly, you have to dare to think and say. For example, if you go to a bar to drink and see a beautiful girl, how can you know someone else if you don't go to chat up? If you know someone, you have a chance to move?"
"High, high!" Wu Heng was overjoyed. He took the initiative to pick up the bowl and took a big SIP with Chu fan. The willow catkins on the side rushed to fill them up, smiling and watching Chu fan flicker.
"If you're brave enough to understand, let's be careful!" Chu fan hiccupped and said, "this is very important. You should learn about girls' preferences through observation. For example, people like to eat apples, but you give her a pear. Think about it, can she give you a face?"
"Well, that's reasonable." Wu Heng nodded repeatedly. "Give her what she likes and say what she likes to listen to. When she's cold, she'll approve her clothes right away, right?"
Chu fan happily picked up the bowl: "brother, you're too powerful. You've learned to rush to answer. You've done it!"
Wu Heng was so excited that he drank all the wine. His eyes were straight and his tongue was a little hard: "brother, the last one, thick skinned, what's the solution?"
"Hey, hey, this is the most critical step."
Chu fan glanced at Su Yu and saw that she listened with interest. He couldn't help but show a meaningful bad smile. Su Yu immediately thought of what happened last night. Her face immediately turned red. She quickly lowered her head, pretended to drink and dared not look at him again.
Wu Heng urged, "speak quickly."
"Cough!"
Chu fan cleared his throat and said, "thick skinned. As the name suggests, you have to have the spirit of being shameless in front of the woman you like. She promised to eat with you today, and you'll hold her hand tomorrow..."
"Well... What if she refuses and gets angry?" Wu Heng asked nervously.
"You forgot? Be bold and careful." Chu fan patiently explained, "don't you know if she likes you? Moreover, if a girl refuses you, it's not necessarily that she doesn't like you, but that the girl's reserve makes her a little shy, so she refuses you."
"At this time, if you retreat, you will lose completely."
Wu Heng understood something: "what you said is thick skinned. Even if you persevere, you should hold her hand."
"Shaking hands is only the first step." Chu Fan said with a bad smile. "If she no longer resists you to shake her hand, it will give you a signal. You should hug her at the right time and give her a century long kiss."
"Gudu!"
Wu Heng swallowed a mouthful of saliva and licked his lips. Looking at Su Yu, he was ready to move. Su Yu, who was still shy, suddenly cooled down, like the eternal cold ice, and immediately frozen Wu Heng's impulse to rise.
"Brother Wu Heng? Have you... Kissed a girl?"
"No!" Wu Heng lowered his head in shame. What a shame. These forty years have been in vain.
Chu fan came to his ear and whispered, "kissing is also skilled. For the first time, you should taste it, because girls are shy, but for the first time, the second time will not be so resistant. At this time, you should try to touch her body. If she lets you do whatever you want, you can take the last step."
Wu Heng was excited: "what's the last step?"
"Sleep with her!"
He should be in his early 40s, but he still looks very young. He doesn't seem to be over 30. He doesn't need white face. He has a free and easy temperament, which is easy to impress people.
However, when he walked into the bedroom, the smile on his face froze. He couldn't believe it. He looked at Chu fan and said, "it's you? You... How could you be here?"
"Why can't I be here?" Chu fan didn't mean to let him sit down at all. He glanced at Su Yu and catkins and said with a pun of laughter, "we are 'friends', and it's normal to have a meal."
Su Yu's cheek was slightly red and hurriedly said, "my senior brother Wu Heng usually cares about me. Senior brother, sit down... Xu'er, go and get a pair of dishes and chopsticks and a wine cup. Let Chu fan have a few drinks with senior brother Wu Heng."
The speaker is careless and the listener is intentional.
Let Chu fan drink with Wu Heng, which shows that in Suyu's heart, Chu fan is his own, and Wu Heng has become an outsider. In the whole Shu mountain, who doesn't know the relationship between Wu Heng and Su Yu? Although not clear, but everyone's heart is like a mirror. If there is no accident, Su Yu is Wu Heng's wife.
But now it seems that there was an accident. However, Su Yu is not his woman after all. Even if Wu Heng holds his stomach fire, he can't send it out.
"Su Yu's craft is getting better and better." Wu Heng reluctantly smiled. "If you can marry Su Yu, you will have a blessing in your life."
Liu Xu came in with dishes and chopsticks and said with a puff of laughter: "martial uncle wuheng, these dishes are made by Chu fan. Martial uncle Suyu didn't stretch out his hand. I helped cut the dishes."
Chu fan smiled and sandwiched a piece of chicken for Wu Heng: "brother Wu Heng flattered me. My craft is just ordinary... Try the black chicken. It's rotten."
Wu Heng's face twitched slightly and almost put the bowl on Chu fan's face. Nima, what did you clip me? Isn't that a chicken ass?
You can't be angry. He just wants to annoy me and expose my bad side in front of younger martial sister. You must hold back and lose if you are angry.
"Brother Chu fan can cook?" Wu Heng took up his wine glass and said with a smile, "then I have to toast you first. If it weren't for you, how could I eat such good wine and food today?"
After drinking a cup of wine, Chu fan grabbed the wine pot and filled it for him. Wu Heng pretended to refuse and asked Chu fan to fill himself with wine. He smiled and said, "brother, do you know what I admire you most?"
"Elder brother, I love you. Where can I be? I deserve your admiration." Chu Fan said modestly.
Wu Heng said with a smile: "yesterday, we all saw it with our own eyes. My younger martial brothers and nephews envy your fate for women. To tell my brother the truth, how many wives do you have?"
Nima, you dug a pit for me so soon. Is that for Suyu? You are in the wrong place to use this to attack my glorious image.
"Not much, just a dozen." Chu fan smiled shyly. "In big cities, these are few. Those rich people, looking for women is as simple as buying clothes. They sleep one day without repetition."
Wu Heng's eyes flashed red fruit jealousy.
Even Chu fan can find more than a dozen wives. If he goes to the metropolis, he must be better than him. It's not easy to make money on your own? At that time, you can also live the kind of life that Chu Fan said. You are drunk and gold. Changing women is as diligent as changing clothes.
That's the life that men should enjoy!
"Hum!"
Catkins glanced at Chu fan and hummed, "there are not many more than a dozen wives? Do you want to find dozens? Hum, don't think you can buy true love with two bad money. Maybe someone will give you a hat with turf one day."
"No one gives me a hat except you."
Willow catkins are so angry that they bite their teeth. Is it in your heart that I am a fickle woman? If Wu Heng hadn't been here, she would have lifted the table and put all the dishes on Chu fan's head.
Wu Heng's eyes lit up and said in surprise, "brother Chu fan, are you and Xu'er... Ha ha, Congratulations!"
This congratulations is very sincere. In Wu Heng's opinion, Chu fan's meal was specially made for catkins. He just borrowed Su Yu's kitchen and invited Su Yu to dinner. Well, it must be. I think too much.
Chu fan and Liu Xu have this relationship. How can Su Yu like him?
After several cups of wine, Wu Heng said more and more. He seemed to take Chu fan as a good friend. The stool under his ass was moved several times and finally moved to Chu fan. He was as warm as a friend for many years, so he almost drank it.
"Brother, you are so powerful that you have to teach brothers two moves when you have time. I don't need much. As long as I can catch up with a woman, I'll be satisfied." Wu Heng said, his hot eyes fell on Su Yu. Even the blind can see his burning lust.
Su Yu's face became cold. If Chu fan hadn't cooked the table herself, she would have thrown down her chopsticks and gone out.
Chu fan winked at her and told her not to be impatient. He turned his head and told Liu Xu, "this small wine cup is not enjoyable. Take two bowls."
"Brother wuheng, we are like old friends at first sight. We must have a good drink." Chu fan patted his chest and said bluntly, "don't worry. If you want to say anything else, brother doesn't dare to say first, but if you want to pick up girls, brother is definitely this."
Looking at his thumbs up, Wu Heng nodded again and again: "that's, that's!"
Willow catkins are also cruel enough. The two bowls brought are one circle larger than the rice bowl. In addition, a small wine jar was moved, at least five kilograms. It's not too big to watch the excitement. Without Chu fan's opening, Liu Xu opened the wine jar and filled a bowl for them respectively.
A bowl was at least half a kilo. Wu Heng was dizzy when he saw it, but Chu fan had already brought the bowl up, and he had to drink it with his head. After a bowl of wine, Wu Heng's face turned red, but he could still maintain his demeanor.
"Chasing girls is actually very simple. You only need to remember three points." Chu fan stretched out three fingers, "bold, careful and thick skinned."
This is definitely the secret skill of picking up girls at the same level as the martial arts secret script. Wu Heng immediately came to the spirit and asked, "brother, why are you bold, careful and thick skinned?"
Chu fan, who was not in a hurry, filled their bowls with wine and urged, "don't worry, have a drink first."
As long as you don't drink, you can't stand drinking too hard.
Wu Heng took a sip and urged again and again. Chu fan then lowered his voice and said, "bold, to put it bluntly, you have to dare to think and say. For example, if you go to a bar to drink and see a beautiful girl, how can you know someone else if you don't go to chat up? If you know someone, you have a chance to move?"
"High, high!" Wu Heng was overjoyed. He took the initiative to pick up the bowl and took a big SIP with Chu fan. The willow catkins on the side rushed to fill them up, smiling and watching Chu fan flicker.
"If you're brave enough to understand, let's be careful!" Chu fan hiccupped and said, "this is very important. You should learn about girls' preferences through observation. For example, people like to eat apples, but you give her a pear. Think about it, can she give you a face?"
"Well, that's reasonable." Wu Heng nodded repeatedly. "Give her what she likes and say what she likes to listen to. When she's cold, she'll approve her clothes right away, right?"
Chu fan happily picked up the bowl: "brother, you're too powerful. You've learned to rush to answer. You've done it!"
Wu Heng was so excited that he drank all the wine. His eyes were straight and his tongue was a little hard: "brother, the last one, thick skinned, what's the solution?"
"Hey, hey, this is the most critical step."
Chu fan glanced at Su Yu and saw that she listened with interest. He couldn't help but show a meaningful bad smile. Su Yu immediately thought of what happened last night. Her face immediately turned red. She quickly lowered her head, pretended to drink and dared not look at him again.
Wu Heng urged, "speak quickly."
"Cough!"
Chu fan cleared his throat and said, "thick skinned. As the name suggests, you have to have the spirit of being shameless in front of the woman you like. She promised to eat with you today, and you'll hold her hand tomorrow..."
"Well... What if she refuses and gets angry?" Wu Heng asked nervously.
"You forgot? Be bold and careful." Chu fan patiently explained, "don't you know if she likes you? Moreover, if a girl refuses you, it's not necessarily that she doesn't like you, but that the girl's reserve makes her a little shy, so she refuses you."
"At this time, if you retreat, you will lose completely."
Wu Heng understood something: "what you said is thick skinned. Even if you persevere, you should hold her hand."
"Shaking hands is only the first step." Chu Fan said with a bad smile. "If she no longer resists you to shake her hand, it will give you a signal. You should hug her at the right time and give her a century long kiss."
"Gudu!"
Wu Heng swallowed a mouthful of saliva and licked his lips. Looking at Su Yu, he was ready to move. Su Yu, who was still shy, suddenly cooled down, like the eternal cold ice, and immediately frozen Wu Heng's impulse to rise.
"Brother Wu Heng? Have you... Kissed a girl?"
"No!" Wu Heng lowered his head in shame. What a shame. These forty years have been in vain.
Chu fan came to his ear and whispered, "kissing is also skilled. For the first time, you should taste it, because girls are shy, but for the first time, the second time will not be so resistant. At this time, you should try to touch her body. If she lets you do whatever you want, you can take the last step."
Wu Heng was excited: "what's the last step?"
"Sleep with her!"