Chapter 959

Lu Xingzhi began to seriously say the first joke: "girlfriend asked her boyfriend, I and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who would you save? The boyfriend did not hesitate to ask: definitely save you, my mother colleagues I do not know."

Xu Che: "what do you mean

Du Keyao said:

Murvie:.... "

This is the coldest joke they have ever heard. When Lu Xingzhi tells a joke, he looks serious and serious from beginning to end.

The tone of their voice has not changed at all. They really sound like a teacher lecturing on the stage.

But, I don't know how, it's a little funny.

I don't know who laughed first, and then everyone laughed.

"Any more?" Murvie asked with a smile.

"Well." Lu Xingzhi nodded and began to tell the second joke with a serious face.

"A person went to eat crayfish. He ordered a pot of spicy crayfish and went to the bathroom to wash his hands. There was a family of three sitting on the left side of the intersection. A four year old girl looked at the pot of spicy crayfish served by the waiter and asked," Mom, if we ate the crayfish, would its mother be very sad? "

"This..." The little girl's parents are stunned, obviously do not know how to answer the daughter's question! Just passing by, the man-machine intelligently helped the girl's parents resolve the crisis: "no, because crayfish's mother is also in this pot."

Xu Che: "what do you mean

Murvie:.... "

Du Keyao said:

As expected, he is a little cicada. He is also very powerful. The expression of telling jokes is the same.

"Ha ha ha Ha ha ha... " All of a sudden, murvie burst into laughter and lay on the ground, tears falling out.

Xu Che and Du Keyao, who don't understand why he laughs so much, are a little confused.

Lu xingzhigeng is a fool. Looking at muwei, he is even more confused.

She doubted that the joke she told was really so funny?

Sure enough, a lot of jokes are also very useful.

When you are embarrassed, you will tell a joke, and the atmosphere will be much better.

Lu Xing knows that the fairy suddenly has a kind of honey self-confidence. She is also a very interesting girl.

They all forgot that she was recording the program and nodded with satisfaction. She was quite versatile.

When she got back, she read more jokes.

It can also be told to her uncle.

Just then, the picture of her nodding was seen by Du Keyao. He joked with a smile: "little cicada, do you think your jokes are funny. Let Mr. Mu laugh like this. "

"Well." Lu Xingzhi nodded. She thought it must be like this.

Hearing her so confident reply, muwei finally stopped smiling and began to smile again.

I'm not happy.

After a minute, he got up from the ground, wiped his tears and said, "Mr. Du, ah Che, I'll tell you a joke. No, I'll tell you a joke

Although it is to Du Keyao and Xu Che said this, but, Mu Wei is looking at Lu Xing to know.

Du Keyao and Xu Che, as well as Lu Xing Zhiqi, look at muwei.

Mu Wei cleared his throat and said, "there is a kind of joke in the world called" a little cicada tells a joke. "

Two seconds later, they didn't respond.

"Ha ha ha..."

"Poof..."

Lu Xingzhi said:

Is that funny?

Why?

Feel like laughing at her?