28 The thing

Thursday, May 25, 2006

09:00 pm It's really a lot of work the cinema because in addition to being a star sometimes 5 hours a day in front of the camera, mom sent a teacher for me. I do not like him. Miss Mechon is old and very strict, but she is still called Miss. She is strange, she always dresses like a little girl. On top of that, she looks like the fish Jeff and I are fishing in the lake. Fish a little flat, yellow and not beautiful, what are they called already? A tench, that's it. Miss Mechon is an ugly, unpleasant old tench who thinks she's a little girl.

I understood one thing here, it's magic the cinema. Everything is calculated, timed. When I'm driving with Mel, there is a cameraman behind us but he never appears in the frame of the other cameras placed at the front. Like the cameras behind the car, their camera angle never captures the image of the cameraman sitting in the back seat in the car or car in front of us. We went through lots of cities, pretended to sleep in two hotels and have been in Arizona for a few days now. Matt plays a policeman who follows Mel according to Michael's mood, sometimes he acts before us or sometimes after us but never at the same time. In fact, except for Mel, who helps me with my acting, my dialog with extras is no more than two lines. This week, to joke, I said to Michael "This film is not calculated in take, it is calculated in miles." Michael is mean because he laughingly replied that my Miles in the movie would stop soon . Fufufu bad end Lara. I am kidding but I often waste time on the team. I struggle to stay in place or keep my little mouth shut. In those moments of "Lara's hyperactivity" as Sally says, Maï picks me up and talks with me, and then I'm all wise or almost, huhuhu. Currently, we are in a Tucson hotel booked by the production. Tonight, the team relaxes because we have for the first time two full days of freedom and for the occasion, I prepared a fun show.

9:15 pm The scriptwriter who went to Tucson to follow the progress of the film making talks with Michael Mann. The actors, the assistant director sent by the CBS and the director of photography meanwhile, happy with the smooth running of the film, drink among them remembering various adventures they knew about the set movies and evoke in passing their regret as to such role or work refused, which could have positively enriched both their professional knowledge and their curriculum. Although everyone smiles, fatigue is visible and in recent days, in addition to working many hours each day, they also had to change places daily. This trying pace of life, or rest is almost synonymous with luxury, all in this dining room, know him very well. Despite this, to their great regret, their bodies do not get used as quickly as their minds to these periodic life changes.

As everyone releases their stress, a small thing that everyone thought was asleep starting with Maï, made its appearance. A complete silence gives way to bursts of laughter. Mai, she does not laugh at all. She looks intently as if to prove herself that she does not dream, (the thing) with a teddy bear on her back. The thing that cut one of her pretty dresses to the bottom of her buttocks, make up her face as (? Something?) And she just climbed onto the filmmaker's table. The little thing that has hardly managed to put a Mai bra and put socks inside, raises her hand and she starts talking with a big smile.

"The other day I heard technicians talking about Britney Spears. It was a little complicated to understand everything because it certainly spoke in technician language, but I realized that he liked this singer and her short dresses that show her thighs. So to please the technicians who work hard to make me always prettier and ever more adorable, here is my present, huhu."

Oh baby, baby

Oh baby, baby

Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know

That something wasn't right here

Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go

Maï seeing the little girl with the false chest twist her buttocks and move on the table waddling while everyone applauds and laughs, runs to her, then catches it. She panics and does not think too much when she slaps the buttocks of the little girl in front of everyone. Lara was once slapped by the idiot and once by her naughty teacher, but she never imagined that her big sister she loves so much would give her a humiliating big spank in front of her coworkers who treat her like a star heroine. Vexed more than ever to find herself in a situation where once again she is helpless, Lara is crying, screaming and angry she says a lot of nasty words she does not really think. More serious, struggling, she even kicks Maï before fleeing. Once hidden in a closet of a small adjacent living room, Lara think back to what just happened. She did nothing wrong. Why those blows and humiliation when she just wanted to have fun? Once again, anger wins.

"Why was Maï so nasty mister who stinks? Yes you are right. It's a jealous girl who can not stand that my little buttocks is prettier than hers, so she wanted to the flattened by typing on it. What do you say? Get revenge? I think you're right because this big sister who is not the child's friend tonight deserves a punishment. If I tell Mom, Maï will be fired and as I still love her a lot, I do not want to, so let's do the job ourselves mister who stinks, this fight is ours."
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