13 A Goblin goes to school.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
8h30am
In the car, I think back to everything that happened recently. The least we can say is that at home, it was very hectic but not very pleasant. A few days ago after further tests, the idiot and the competent authorities met to decide what to do with me as they say. Mom screamed loudly when she knew where they were going to put me. Unlike me who is excited, she is really scared. I comforted mom who cried when the idiot proudly said that they had decided that Lara Eve Prescott, her 6-year-old daughter would enter a Middle School. He took the opportunity to get me through an intelligence test but I could see that he was a little disappointed when the man told him that I was part of intelligent children between 130 and 135 but not of the very intelligent children. It seems that I to learn quickly, that's all. I'm in a hurry to be like a little elf among the giants. In this school, there will be plenty of Maï who will certainly take care of me, Hihi. I want a lot of cuddles, kisses from my new big sisters and I smiled stupidly while thinking about it.
In a certain very noisy B2 class, a certain teacher looks at his 6th grade students a little agitated and sighs in despair and helplessness. Not only does he have to support these students (among others) but he just learned that a little little elf will join this class. "Silence, I have an announcement to make. Silence, I said. But you will shut up, yes. Thank you, for your understanding and your immediate cooperation, pfff. Today a new student will join your class and I would like you all to be very kind to her because she is, how to say ... A little special, yes special, that's the word."
"Is she a moron?"
"It's a big cow?"
"She has hot piss?"
A tired professor looks at his exhausting students and tells himself that eventually a cute little goblin in this class of morons will be restful. "Silence band of idiots."
Clak, clack, clak. In a certain B2 class, in a certain Middle School, a certain door opens and a certain school principal enters by holding by the hand, a very little elf who wears an adorable little yellow dress and a teddy bear. All the girls in the class throw a deafening Kyaa and the boys laugh in their voices that derail a little.
A certain school director frowns at seeing this distressing sight. "Silence, all of you. Mister Decker, I'm bring you, Lara Eve. Take good care of her. I do not have to remember you who she is, who her parents are and how old she is? Lara Eve, everything will go well you'll see. They are a bit noisy but they are all very nice. If they bother you, you come to see me immediately. All of you, if you do any harm her, immediate exclusion and I warn the police, understood? Mister Decker, take good care of her, good day, Lara Eve."
A certain Professor Decker feeling more weight on his frail shoulders than ever before watches the very beautiful little girl who makes him a big smile. "Welcome Lara Eve, do you want to introduce yourself to your new classmates?"
The little goblin obviously no more worried than that, turns to the students by squeezing his teddy bear in the crook of his right elbow and begins a speech with his cute little voice. "Hello everyone, my name is Lara Eve Prescott and I'm 6 years old. Here is my friend, mister who stinks. Both of us are excited to meet you."
The hilarity is general. The teacher looks at the goblin's teddy bear. The beautiful little girl, stays straight and smiles after his speech which in five seconds and three sentences, has just sown chaos in his class. Seeing his bright eyes and his mischievous expression, he now knows that this elf will not be so simple. "Thank you Lara Eve, I'm here too. I'm Mr. Decker, your new English teacher. If you need anything, do not hesitate to come see me. You can take the place in front, no one wants it and as you are small it will be perfect."
Huhuhu, it will be fun here. "Yes, Mister Decker."
9:15am
Mister Decker is quietly writing his lesson on the board, but out of the corner of his eye he thinks something is going on. Judging by the laughter in the class, it seems obvious that one of his charming students is still making the idiot. He hopes to be wrong about the troublemaker and has to check quickly. He turns around very quickly and sees the goblin jumping on the spot. "Yes Lara Eve, do you need something?"
The little girl answers him first with a mischievous smile and stretches his teddy bear towards him. "Mister who stinks has very much want to pee and me too Mister Decker. If we do not go now, my dress will be even more yellow than it is now."
New general hilarity, meanwhile, he sighs again. It was not 10 minutes ago, it was a urgent besoin to go for poop and only thirty minutes ago, her notebook refused her the permission to write on him. "Tina, you're going with Lara Eve, please. Lara Eve, try to do everything this time."
The little girl makes her beautiful smile again that prevents him from blaming her. "Yes, Mister Decker."
8h30am
In the car, I think back to everything that happened recently. The least we can say is that at home, it was very hectic but not very pleasant. A few days ago after further tests, the idiot and the competent authorities met to decide what to do with me as they say. Mom screamed loudly when she knew where they were going to put me. Unlike me who is excited, she is really scared. I comforted mom who cried when the idiot proudly said that they had decided that Lara Eve Prescott, her 6-year-old daughter would enter a Middle School. He took the opportunity to get me through an intelligence test but I could see that he was a little disappointed when the man told him that I was part of intelligent children between 130 and 135 but not of the very intelligent children. It seems that I to learn quickly, that's all. I'm in a hurry to be like a little elf among the giants. In this school, there will be plenty of Maï who will certainly take care of me, Hihi. I want a lot of cuddles, kisses from my new big sisters and I smiled stupidly while thinking about it.
In a certain very noisy B2 class, a certain teacher looks at his 6th grade students a little agitated and sighs in despair and helplessness. Not only does he have to support these students (among others) but he just learned that a little little elf will join this class. "Silence, I have an announcement to make. Silence, I said. But you will shut up, yes. Thank you, for your understanding and your immediate cooperation, pfff. Today a new student will join your class and I would like you all to be very kind to her because she is, how to say ... A little special, yes special, that's the word."
"Is she a moron?"
"It's a big cow?"
"She has hot piss?"
A tired professor looks at his exhausting students and tells himself that eventually a cute little goblin in this class of morons will be restful. "Silence band of idiots."
Clak, clack, clak. In a certain B2 class, in a certain Middle School, a certain door opens and a certain school principal enters by holding by the hand, a very little elf who wears an adorable little yellow dress and a teddy bear. All the girls in the class throw a deafening Kyaa and the boys laugh in their voices that derail a little.
A certain school director frowns at seeing this distressing sight. "Silence, all of you. Mister Decker, I'm bring you, Lara Eve. Take good care of her. I do not have to remember you who she is, who her parents are and how old she is? Lara Eve, everything will go well you'll see. They are a bit noisy but they are all very nice. If they bother you, you come to see me immediately. All of you, if you do any harm her, immediate exclusion and I warn the police, understood? Mister Decker, take good care of her, good day, Lara Eve."
A certain Professor Decker feeling more weight on his frail shoulders than ever before watches the very beautiful little girl who makes him a big smile. "Welcome Lara Eve, do you want to introduce yourself to your new classmates?"
The little goblin obviously no more worried than that, turns to the students by squeezing his teddy bear in the crook of his right elbow and begins a speech with his cute little voice. "Hello everyone, my name is Lara Eve Prescott and I'm 6 years old. Here is my friend, mister who stinks. Both of us are excited to meet you."
The hilarity is general. The teacher looks at the goblin's teddy bear. The beautiful little girl, stays straight and smiles after his speech which in five seconds and three sentences, has just sown chaos in his class. Seeing his bright eyes and his mischievous expression, he now knows that this elf will not be so simple. "Thank you Lara Eve, I'm here too. I'm Mr. Decker, your new English teacher. If you need anything, do not hesitate to come see me. You can take the place in front, no one wants it and as you are small it will be perfect."
Huhuhu, it will be fun here. "Yes, Mister Decker."
9:15am
Mister Decker is quietly writing his lesson on the board, but out of the corner of his eye he thinks something is going on. Judging by the laughter in the class, it seems obvious that one of his charming students is still making the idiot. He hopes to be wrong about the troublemaker and has to check quickly. He turns around very quickly and sees the goblin jumping on the spot. "Yes Lara Eve, do you need something?"
The little girl answers him first with a mischievous smile and stretches his teddy bear towards him. "Mister who stinks has very much want to pee and me too Mister Decker. If we do not go now, my dress will be even more yellow than it is now."
New general hilarity, meanwhile, he sighs again. It was not 10 minutes ago, it was a urgent besoin to go for poop and only thirty minutes ago, her notebook refused her the permission to write on him. "Tina, you're going with Lara Eve, please. Lara Eve, try to do everything this time."
The little girl makes her beautiful smile again that prevents him from blaming her. "Yes, Mister Decker."