11 I want to adopt you.

No hotel, oh, this mattress full of water was so nice. Outch, muu, why did she hit me on the head? "Why are you slapping me? It's not because I'm prettier than you that your jealousy gives you the right to beat an innocent little girl."

"That you are annoying. Little head give me the name of your hotel, I will not keep you forever here. Your mom and dad must be crazy about worries so you have to go back as soon as possible."

It was not worthto hit me for so little. "I have no hotel. I had one with a mattress full of water, huhuhu. Mister who stinks and me, bounced on it ... No hit, No hit. Mom and Dad have a house in the village of Beverly. It's all green and very pretty but there is no cow and I have not seen horses either it's strange. What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Cows in Beverly Hills? Forget that, little head. Do you know your mom's or your dad's number so that one of them will pick you up?"

I do not quite understand his reaction with the cows ???? Maybe she is an unemployed peasant girl? "No blows. Yes both but I would prefer that it's mom come. Mom and I love each other very hard and, kyaaa, no hit, I will speak. Here, I'll write you his number. It will take a little time to come because she did not come on a trip with us but the main thing is that she comes, is not it. Outch, my head is not your box bag. you brute."

"Have you ever been told that you deserve slaps? Give me your father's number and write me the name and the name of your father so that I know who I am talking to. Watch me that. So will I speak to Mister Idiot? Small head, I pity your parents, very sincerely I pity them. Write your father's name, his true one name, otherwise I'll hit you."

He would have recognized himself and that's the main thing. "Where are you going? Wait for me, do not leave me alone. I do not even know your name."

"My name is Maï. Wait wisely here please. I do not have the phone, so I will call from my neighbors home but they consume prohibited products and very dangerous for little girls. I do not want you to see that, understand?"

Drug? Mom warned me against drug addicts. I promised never to approach them. "I promise and mister who stinks also promises. We will both be very wise."

"Monsieur who ... Pfiouuu, you are a case for yourself. I'm coming back very quickly. Lock as soon as I went out and not open anyone outside me. See you soon."

Clik clak "Door lock and now what are we doing, mister who stinks?" You want a song? No, not now? I understand you, myself I do not really want to. When I breathe, I feel my own foul smell and I am really ashamed of myself. We are mister and madam who stinks now. Have you noticed? Maï plays the naughty girls, but she cares a lot about us in reality. Yes, you're right mister who stinks, it's a nice girl even if sometimes she misses a little patience. I really wonder how a barely adult girl can live in such conditions, not you mister who stinks. To tell you the truth, I thought everyone lived like us and that the movies on TV were jokes. It's not very good for his health here. Look, there is a hole in this wall and moldy is here and there. Do you think we could adopt it? How much does a lawyer cost? As if I knew that kind of thing mister who stinks. Shut up, there's noise in the hallway."

"Small head, you open me, I me freeze them in the hallway. It's full of draft."

Quickly ask him the question. Clik Clak. "How much does a lawyer cost?"

"For your information, your father will be here in less than thirty minutes.There is expensive lawyers and some are cheap why?"

I do not know why but I really trust her. "I want to adopt you. Outch, muu, why are you hitting my head again?"

"Lara Eve is that? Listen to me. I'm seventeen and it's a bit late to adopt me. How old are you, six years, seven years? You will not be able to adopt me at your age and your parents will not agree. But here's a kisses for having this idea. Although you expressed it very clumsily, I am sure, that you were full of good intentions and that it came from the bottom of your heart."

I like kisses. I can not adopt it then? "Then become my friend and stay with me, but no more slap on my head."

Do not laugh, I'm very serious. "Find friends of your age, you will see it will be more pleasant small head. You know, you can not decide alone, you have parents who make these kinds of decisions. Tell me, do you feel so lonely that you do not want to leave a girl you just met?"

Oh, this question is not a bad question. If we take into account that the only people who compose my universe are my mom, Sally and the idiot then I guess sometimes I feel a little lonely. No mister who stincks, I do not forget you, but you are in our dimension just at us so it's not the same. "A little, sometimes. So become my sister of blood like in the series."

"Small head, soon you will go back to your city and I live here. I sincerely love you very much. You are annoying but you are very cute and you have a good heart but you must understand that it is impossible. your eyes start to close on their own, go rest on my mattress."

I will not give up despite what you say. It seems I'm stubborn and I'm going to prove it tonight. "Okay."