8 I will be the ally of stupidity.

07h35am

As the idiot does not stop to lecture me since one hour and I eat my breakfast, it's a long time that I do not listen anymore but I focus on my cornflakes. Their taste is not so good but there are nice gifts in the packages and that's why I choose this brand. Blablabla, he continues his morals and when I think back to my suicidal commando operation, I tell myself having asked to mister who stinks to monitor my back was a great idea. This Communist was a hard and heartless man, my capture proves that he was very good at counterintelligence. Tonight I will return and finish the job by breaking all the lights in his garden so that my colleagues launch their final assault.

"Lara, what's that bad smile? Do not you think of a new stupidity?"

Oops, a spy must know how to hide his emotions even when he eats his cornflakes. I betrayed myself. "Of course not, I thought of the gift that sleeps in the cereal pack. I wonder what it is? A unicorn, a pegasus, a princess, hihi, I'm in a hurry to get it. Where's Linsey?"

His professional eyes pierce me. I have to resist at any cost or my blanket will be laid bare. "Hmm? Linsey is finishing a job but will be ready soon. Finish your corn flakes, we leave in ten minutes."

"Muuu, grrrrrr, woof, woof."

9h15am

The car is parked in front of a building very high, at least as many floors as that. When I go down I see my family name high on this building. I guess the idiot's office must be on this floor. Linsey insists on giving me the hand so I do not get lost and no one do not hit me. At first I do not want to, but it's true that a lot of people are moving inside. Here it's very modern, like in our house in Beverly. Yes that's how the green city is called according to Linsey. The idiot is very well known in this building. Here too, he has lots of fans. The more I think and the more I wonder what all these people find him. But this is not so strange in the end because they are all dressed like him so I think it's a kind of chic club for costumes. "Elevator goes up, goes up, goes up and 1 2 3 4 5..."

Linsey bends over and talks to me in a low voice. "Young miss, we are not alone and I believe that your pretty little song annoys the gentlemen behind us."

I turn around and I see three costumes that look a little black, but when I smile, they lose their expression of anger. "Elevator mounts, climbs, climbs and 1 2 3..."

Oh, the idiot is going to scold me. "Lara, please calm down my angel."

Floor 42, I run outside as soon as the doors open but I rise to heaven. "Youhoo, I'm a bird. I fly. I fly."

The idiot who carries me sighs. "Lara, please, sweetie, be good. Linsey, can you hold her hand please."

"Of course sir. Come on Lara, I'll show you the offices."

Oh, so Linsey has been here before? All these offices are boring, I look but I do not have to speak loudly. An idea quickly to escape this ordeal. I know. "Linsey, I want to pee."

"So let's go, I'll take advantage of it too. We are not far from the WC, you can hold it is not it?"

I nod and then look around me and find an interesting place. Actually not even a minute later we enter the ladies' toilet. I pretend to close the door and as soon as Linsey shuts his, I slip away from this room and then I run to a place that will be more fun. "Target spotted sir who stinks. Let's hide behind this big plant. Here near the coffee machine, it's like mom's job, we'll hear lots of interesting things."

Blonde woman. "My husband did not satisfy me sexually so for two months, I have a very intense relationship with Tony of the litigation department. What a man..."

"Fufufu."

"Did you say something? No? Strange, I thought I heard a voice. You've seen the hour. If we do not return immediately to our office, this Terron junk will still stick to us a report."

Man of fifty. "And there I told him. So take the bus."

"Fufufu."

"I think I'm tired, I hear voices. When are my next holiday?"

Young frivolous woman. Oue you know but no because you know I smoke marijuana for therapeutic purposes you know. You know, my doctor is an avant-garde you know and you know he told me that as long as I do not exaggerate the dose you know, it could not hurt me, you know."

"Fufufu."

"Shit, I think I smoked too much this morning, I need cannabis."

Young man with a dynamic aspect. "Hello, Mr. Elliot, it's William Grants. Avoid this joke, please, I hear it twenty times a day. Yes, I had access to accounting but unfortunately only that of the past month. How? Yes, of course that I corrected the accounting and then made makeup so that Prescott and his associates get in trouble but it concerns only this society and that the past month, it's ridiculous. I understand and I will try to do better sir. I have to hang up because I have a assembly with them. Goodbye. Moron this guy."

If the idiot has problems then mom will have some too. This time I will be his ally, the ally of stupidity.