7 The communis

March 25, 2006

03h35pm

"Cut. It's good for me. Thank you all for staying and trusting me despite the bad news a little earlier. I thought that I was going to do thirty takes, but this child was perfect so I thought twenty-five would be enough. Well played little lady, you have been very good. Those who are do not essential can rest now."

Yes, Ivy me too I love you but I'm really exhausted. Ugh, do not lick my mouth. You think I did not see you licking your buttocks just now, dog disgusting. If I lie down here, I will fall asleep quickly. How hard is the actor's job. Why do so many times the same thing while I'm sure I was perfect the first time. A film must take three years of filming, it must be so hard.

"Young miss, you must be tired. Besides these catches, you have not stopped playing with this dog as soon as you had the time. Do you want a bodyguard to wear you?"

This is Linsey? "No, in your arms. Only you have the right to wear me because here I trust only you. Linsey, I want to sleep."

"We will drive you to your parents' home young miss? But you are heavy. Young miss. Let's go, I think she has already fallen asleep."

"Forgive me, but with regard to the young lady's remuneration ... You see, we did not even have insurance or contracts. It's embarrassing, but we're sort of going on a wild contract. I can cheat date the documents but I must also pay our young actress."

"Mr. Alford, I had already anticipated that. Today, as you see, our young miss is exhausted. Here, call this number and arrange with them. Good evening."

"Madam, but this number is ..."

"Call them and say that young Miss Prescott participated in your shoot. I will warn Mr. Prescott. We leave."

We are in the car, my eyes open from time to time and close again just as quickly. It seems to me that in my short life I have never been so exhausted. My legs, my arms hurt and I can not really wake up. I wonder how long have we drive because even if it is not dark, the first signs of the evening have appeared. I believe that we are no longer in the city of Los Angeles because here there is plenty of greenery and no tall buildings. This great neighborhood is more like the one we live in the Hamptons except here it is nice and it is not ugly. My eyes are closing again, what a torture to be a child to her mother who never does sport.

08h55pm

"Good evening sir, Lara was very happy all day long. I think taking her with you was a wise choice. On the other hand, this small advertisement has exhausted her. I slept her in her room where she sleeps deeply for the moment."

"I'm glad she finds out more than our house in the Hamptons and tomorrow I'll take her with me. Of course, you will accompany us. Excuse me, I still have work. Ah, put her his teddy bear. I do not know why, but she thinks he's alive. If she does not find him near her when she wakes up, she'll panic and she'll be scared."

"Do not you think the name of this teddy bear is inappropriate for public outings?"

"It does not matter, if it pleases her, it's the main thing. Please excuse me."

"Ehh? Where am I? "Monsieur who stinks, do you know where we are? I understand, this is the house that is there, but we do not know the exact position. Come sir who stinks, let's go eat. I would like to turn off the small lamp but where is the main switch of this room? Here we go out and explore this place. Oh, it's great, but I think we have a problem. 03H00am on this digital clock, what will we do until tomorrow morning? Go back to bed? Monsieur who stinks, but where is your courage? Let's go. I am Dora the Explorer and you are Swiper. Do not start complaining please and come. "

March 26, 2006

06h15am

Ding dong. A maid runs to the front door, opens and remains frozen for a moment. "Excuse me, but can I find out who you are and who is this child full of mud?"

The visibly annoyed man holding a child unrecognizable and very agitated by the hand raises his voice. "I am the neighbor Mr. Ford. Today I had taken my first day off since a me but someone was having fun throwing stones in my shutters. When I went go out, I found this child on my property trying to escape by crawling. This filthy kid called me a dirty communist and threw me of the earth in the face before running away laughing. When I caught her on the edge of our two properties, I assumed she had to live here, so here I am. Is this little plague yours?"

The maid suddenly thinks of something. "Wait a second, I have to check an essential point before answering you. I come again. ... young miss, are you?"

What intelligent woman. "Yes it's me but the communists caught me. I will end the gulag. You tell mom that I love him because this man is part of the KGB and for him, catch an American spy assures him a promotion."

Mr. Ford exasperated pushes the ugly little girl to the maid. "Now ties this girl because she is really unbearable. Have a good day."

"Young miss why did you do such nonsense? We are going to have big neighborhood problems if it continues like this."

Fufufu, no risk. "Do not worry, I took drastic action. I neutralized all the garden gnomes of this communist. He is now alone against the United States. Our victory will be complete."

"You have, oh my god. I believe that I must warn Mister even if for that I must wake him earlier than expected. Then I'll wash you because you're really dirty."