Chapter 183 Li Yongchun Joked

Chapter 183 Li Yongchun joked

As soon as the dumpling was served, Li Yongchun put one in a bowl to cool it. Suddenly, he said something in a loud voice that shocked the audience, "Li Haitang, if you can't get married in the future, marry me."

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Li Jianguo looked at him quietly, as if the father-in-law of the world was looking at his future son-in-law, and he seemed to be thinking about it.

Li Yuanlin and his wife were in a daze. They both threw their chopsticks at Li Yongchun. What the hell is this kid doing? He's not that straightforward in his jokes. Li Yuanlin saw that his eyes were clear and his face had a playful smile. He could not help but laugh and scold him, "You little brat, what nonsense are you talking about? Haitang is still young."

Li Yongchun touched his head. His parents' chopstick throwing accuracy was one by one. Pulling his neck, he joked, "Dad, mom, what are you worried about? I mean, if she can't get married, it's" if. "Look at her. She's so beautiful, has good grades, earns a lot of money, has a good temper, and cooks well. How can such an outstanding woman marry out in the future? If no one dares to marry me, then it's a pity that I'm an old lady at home. Then I'll reluctantly marry her."

"Ha ha..." The hall, which had been quiet for a moment, burst into laughter.

"Li Yongchun, what's the trouble? Are you looking for a smoke?" Li Haitang was startled at first. She thought he was telling the truth all of a sudden. She realized that he was joking and was so angry that she waved the big spoon at him.

"Haha, haitang, come and beat him up. What kind of joke is this bastard making? Don't make such a joke." Li Rong and Li Yongchun sat on a stool, grabbed his arm and shouted.

Li Haitang just wanted to thank him, but he didn't know that he would continue his long speech, "Haitang, if you can't get married, you can also consider me. Don't worry, I'm not trying to marry you, I'm definitely sincere. You see, our two families are only ten meters away, and we grew up eating almost the same pot of rice. In response to the word" childhood sweethearts," we used to herd cows, drive ducks, and plant seedlings together when we were young..."

Before he could finish, Li Haitang ground his teeth at him and said to Li Tao, who was stunned, "Li Tao, where is the long pole in the house?"

Li Tao reacted, covering his stomach and laughing, "Haha, I'll get it for you right away."

The two of them laughed so hard that their stomachs ached. Hearing the "Long pole," they jumped up immediately. The two men ran away from the house looking for a good position. Li Rong begged for mercy repeatedly, "Master li, we were wrong. We were wrong. Please forgive us. We will never joke with you again."

She had beaten up knife-wielding gangsters with a long pole, and they were no match for her. If they were beaten up for their cheap mouths during the spring festival, they would be famous in Ping shan town.

"You two brats are getting more and more lawless. Haitang is still a child. This kind of joke is a joke. It really needs to be cleaned up. Sit back and eat." Aunt er zhu threw her chopsticks at the two of them. She was also laughing happily, but she was afraid that Li Haitang would be embarrassed, so she stopped them from playing.

Li Yuanhua, the captain sitting on the table, said cheerfully, "Haitang, don't argue with the two of them. They are really two rascals. They are joking. Don't take it to heart. I've made so many delicious dishes today, and it's been a long time. Just find a place to sit down and eat."

"Yuanhua Uncle, I don't care. I know they're playing around. You guys eat first. I'll help bring out the rest of the dishes." Li Haitang waved his fist at the two bastards who had just sat down as a warning, then turned around and walked back to the backyard with his long legs.

As soon as he left, Li Yuanhua picked up his glass and clinked it with Li Jianguo at the same table. He smiled and said, "Jianguo, haitang is also 18 years old this year. We can talk about marriage in two years. What that kid from Yongchun said just now is true. I'm afraid we can't keep her in this small place. You will enjoy your happiness in the future."

Li Jianguo curled his lips and sent them a message, "It's still early. I heard from her that she might go abroad to study for a few more years after she graduated from college. This marriage is still very early. It will be better when she comes back from abroad."

"Oh, I plan to study abroad in the future. This is probably the first one in our county." It was the first time Li Yuanhua and the others had heard that it was not easy to get a college student in the countryside these days, but now she was thinking of studying abroad. They had no experience and knew that after returning from abroad, their value would be higher.

Li Yongchun, who was sitting at the next table, said in a loud voice, "It's over. Our Ping shan town town flower Li Haitang really can't get married."

"Hehe..." The people in the room were amused by him again.

"Why can't you get married? There will definitely be a lot of rich and powerful families fighting to get married back to be their daughter-in-law." Li Mingtang also came here today, but he knew a lot of things. That Instructor jiang seemed to mean that to her. If haitang married into such a family in the future, it would really be a phoenix on a branch.

Liu fen carried a large tray of dishes and smiled in agreement, "Yes, we haitang will not worry about marrying in the future. She will probably only worry about which one to choose."

Li Haitang came out with the last two bowls of vegetables and was speechless. She was only 18 years old now, so why did she talk about marriage? She didn't even think about getting married. Even if she had to think about it, it was still very early. Seeing Li Rong and Li Yongchun laughing so badly, her brain flashed and she resolutely set the fire on them.

"Hey, Li Yongchun, I'm almost a year younger than you. You're almost 19 years old. In a few years, it's the legal age to get married. Wang Dadun had already said that the class belle in his class liked you, so every now and then he would go to your place to buy a pen or some postcard notebooks and so on. He would often meet you by chance and sometimes send you dinner. Such a virtuous girl, you must seize the opportunity to bring her back to Uncle yuan lin and his aunt as soon as possible." Li Haitang ignored Li Yongchun's twisted face, and the louder he spoke, the more interested he was.

"Really?" Li Rong stopped eating and jumped up in shock. He was so close to Li Yongchun that he could wear a pair of pants. Why didn't he know there was such a thing?

Li Yuanlin and his wife widened their eyes. Is this really happening? This kid is hiding it too tightly. Why didn't he tell them this in advance?

"Of course it's true. Wang Dadun from Wang jia village next door told me that they were from the same school. Wang Li and Wang Dadun's parents can testify." Li Haitang spoke in a serious manner, as if she had evidence in her hand, which made it hard to believe everything she said.

"Yongchun, is what haitang said true?" His mother couldn't resist curiosity and asked first.

Li Yongchun glared at Li Haitang, who pretended to be innocent, and said angrily, "Mom, of course it's fake. It's Li Haitang's nonsense."

"I'm not talking nonsense. Wang Dadun said it. Wang Dadun also said that the girl's family was in good condition. Her father was a middle school teacher, her mother was an accountant in a state-owned factory, her grandparents were retired teachers, and most of her relatives worked in the credit union bank." Li Haitang was deliberately revealing this matter, which was to draw the fire away. She sat down beside Li Tao and ate with a smile. When she saw Li Yongchun's mother's bright eyes, she smiled even more happily.

Li Yongchun, of course, noticed the look in his mother's eyes, and he was extremely speechless. He was so full today that he tried to tease Li Haitang. He was really throwing a stone at his own foot.

"Yongchun, you can do it. I don't even know my brother if you keep such a good thing from me." Li Rong sat down again, very dissatisfied with his concealment, and gave him a nudge.

Li Yongchun, who was unprepared, was almost overthrown by him. It took him a long time to stabilize himself. He roared helplessly, "Rongzi, that bastard Wang Dadun really said that. The girl in his class is fine at home, but you don't know. That girl weighs about 180 kilograms. She's the best at being as fat as she is these days. She's so fat that she takes three steps to catch her breath. Her eyes are only about the size of mung beans. She has pockmarks all over her face. That voice is so weird that I get goosebumps all over my body."

Li Rong and Li Haitang: ..." Is that so?

"Haha..." Forty or fifty people, young or old, burst into laughter in the room. These children were so reckless when they made jokes.

Li Yuanlin and his wife were really ashamed and angry. They had just thought that such a good thing really happened. If they could marry such a good daughter-in-law, they would be so happy. How could they know the truth?

Li Haitang really didn't know the other party's image. She always thought Wang Dadun was telling the truth and stared at Li Yongchun in a daze, trying to prove who was lying.

Li Yongchun was amused by her expression and said happily, "Li Haitang, you were deceived by Wang Dadun. That bastard's words are unbelievable. He likes to joke with people the most. A lot of people still don't know that he cheated them. You can ask Wang Li if you don't believe me."

After a pause, he revealed himself, "He and I are really countrymen. Although we are not in the same class in junior high school, we also know each other. After we went to junior high school, we naturally have a lot of contact. That bastard asked me out for the first time and said he would introduce me to a beautiful girl. It turned out that he was the one who introduced her, and I vomited the scallion pancakes that I spent fifty cents on."

"Haha!" Li Rong was laughing so hard that he heard about it. It was that woman.

Li Haitang's shoulders twitched with laughter. It seemed that what he said was true, and she was deceived by that guy Wang Dadun. That bastard's joking skills were really perfected. She really didn't see any flaws.

Liu Fen, who was sitting next to Li Jianguo, laughed so hard that he couldn't keep his food in his mouth. He shook his head and laughed, "These kids really dare to say anything."

The smiles on the faces of the other spectators were never broken. Li Jianguo picked up his glass and clinked it with Li Yuanlin, who was so happy that he couldn't stop himself. Li Yongchun was much more powerful than his father. Judging from this situation, the matter of his daughter-in-law would probably come to light by the time he graduated.

"Yongchun, there are quite a few girls in your school. Rongzi doesn't seem to have many girls in his school. If you meet the right one later, introduce him as well." Li Rong was a few months older than Li Yongchun, and aunt er zhu was now worried about her youngest son's marriage.

Li Yongchun agreed immediately, "Okay, there's something right for him. He won't be left behind."

"You too." His mother immediately added.

His son earned a lot of money outside, and after graduation, he would be assigned to a big factory. He had a good job. There were really few girls in his hometown who were suitable. In fact, she was the most satisfied with Li Haitang, but she also knew that they were not worthy of him. He would not like his son, so she gave up early.

Li Yongchun lowered his head and ate with a big gulp. He rolled his eyes and answered, "Yes."