7 Dumb Elf, MR. Zero Fucks Given, Nutcase and a Serial Killer.

Nero - pov

"Will you be my waifu?" said Subaru without any embarrassment at all.

What a guy. But, there is something wrong here. How did he beat them all?

Didn't I save him that time? What is different?

Maybe, because I've visited Elisha's shop, I didn't come and save him on time, and someone else saved him instead? But he doesn't look hurt at all.

Looks like my Vision ability is not as accurate as I thought.

"Hey Nero long time no see haha" said Subaru with a cheerful tone.

Wait, what? How did he know who I am? This doesn't make any sense at all

"Ehm... Have we met before? Who are you?" asked Nero.

"No. This is the first time we have met. But, I have a special ability that tell me who you are!" said Subaru.

Of course, he wasn't going to tell him the truth or else he would be branded as crazy.

Then why did he say long time no see. What a fucking nutjob.

Nero contemplated.

"Oh, what a neat ability. I have one as well. It's called Locate and it showed me the way towards a thief that took our stuff. He was supposed to be in this area. Are you by any chance the thief we are searching for?

If you are, then prepare to get a beatdown." said Nero as he took a fighting stance to scare him off.

" No no no no I am not the thief. I don't want to get beaten up by this monster for no reason. Pretty lady please help me." said Subaru full of fear.

"Mah don't bully him Nero san. He says that he isn't the thief. If you continue with your bullying, I won't hold back!"

This damn elf just scolded me.

"Alright, did you at least see the thief we were talking about?" asked Nero.

"Ah yeah I did see her, it was a blonde haired little girl. She went past me, a few seconds ago. She jumped on the roof and went that way."

Subaru turned around and pointed his index finger towards the roof.

"Oh a piece of information. That's good. We are getting closer. Anyway Subaru, what was the girl wearing. Expensive or poor clothes?"

Oh no that was a mistake. Fuck.

"Oh she was wearing poor cloth- wait what, how do you know my name?" Subaru looked visibly confused.

"Eh.. I also have that ability.. Yes that's it." lied Nero.

"Oh alright then. Anyway, how about we go and find her?" said Subaru.

"Wait, we? When did we invite y-"

"Of course, that's a good idea. The more the merrier. We can find the thief easier with more people." said the elf that couldn't read the mood.

I come closer towards the floating Puck and whisper to his ear.

"Hey, this guy is a nutjob. Are you sure that you want him to go with us?

"Look, we already have a serial killer on our team, what else can we be afraid of. Also, it looks like he knows how the thief looks, so a temporary party is fine." said Puck without giving a damn about the situation.

"Alright, how about we all introduce ourselves. My name is Nero I am a traveler, I know taekwondo and can use some weapons."

"What is takefonto?" asked the DUMB ELF.

"It's a type of martial art." said Subaru.

"Ah I see.." the elf, still clueless at what it is, went towards Puck to ask him about it.

"ALRIGHT my name is Natsuki Subaru, and I will become the greatest knight. The Batman!!"

This guy actually said it out loud without feeling embarrassed at all.

Impressive, in a bad way. I just hope that he isn't serious.

"Wow so cool. The greatest knight. Whan an ambition!" said the still DUMB ELF.

"Okay, my name is Emilia, I am a half-elf. Elf are despised all around the country, and I want to change that. I am the last hope of the elf community.

I've been chosen as a royal candidate for the throne, however that thief has stolen my insignia and now, I cannot participate in the royal selection." said Emilia sadly.

This idiot, is supposed to be a royal candidate??? God please, if you exist, don't make her wish come true ever.

Actually, we need to cut off the lineage of elves so that there won't be any more dumb elves like you.

I wonder what will happen, if I just cut off her head.

I silently gripped my katana sheet, however Puck's eyes changed my mind.

This stupid cat is always looking out for her.

"What was that flood of killing intent just now? I've almost suffocated human!

In any case. My name is Puck. I am a spirit animal, lia's

G. U. A. R. D. I. A. N.

Try something and your corpse will disappear."

Hah threats like this won't work. Well, at least not on me.

I silently look at the trembling Subaru with contempt.

"Alright where do we go now? My legs hurt from all this standing, let me rest for a minute." said Trashilia

I admit defeat. This party is hopeless. A dumb elf, A cat that gives no fuck, a nutjob and a serial killer. Wait I am not a serial killer.

Although I still don't remember some things, I don't think I was that bad of a person. I am quite sad that I don't remember my name.

Nero, is only a temporary name I made up. That name doesn't really mean anything, probably.

All of a sudden, my vision turns black.

"Oh your guts have such a nice color. It turns me on."

"Ugh Ugh AAGH"

What the hell was that? I find myself unable to breathe as I gasp for more oxygen.

Probably just my imagination, or my Vision ability activated again.

"Ugh.. Let us go towards the poor district" said Nero weakly.

"Are you alright Nero san?"

"Oi Nero, you look really bad. Are you alright. If not, this batman shall escort you to the nearest hospital."

These idiots.

"I am alright, I've got a feeling that the thief we are searching for will be at the poor district." said Nero.

""Okay""

....

"Heya old man Rom how are you doing?" asked the little girl.

"It's been better Felt. I am too old. So, where is our client?" said the giant, while looking around.

"She will be here any minute. Ah speak of the devil."

A black haired woman, clad in nothing but black, entered the shop.

"Are you the people selling the insignia?"

.....

"Here we are, the poor district, also called the worst district." said Emilia.

"Alright let's split into 2 groups. Me and Subaru will go that way and you and Puck will go the other way" said Nero.

"Alright, but where will we meet? Here?" asked Annoying silver.

"Yep, see you in 20 minutes." I said as I grabbed Subaru by the neck.

"Aaaaah I am getting kidnaaaaaaped, heeelp Emiliaaa taaaaan" cried subaru.

"Stop shouting you idiot." said Nero.

"But I wanted to go with Emilia tan."

"Excuse me?"

"I said, that I wanted to go with Emilia tan."

"Why, just why, are you adding tan to her name."

"Because she is cute! And cute things deserve adding tan."

"You are fucking weird. Let's go, I have a few question to ask you.

Nero shook his head.