6 Will You Be My Waifu?
I need to take another breath. How is this even possible.
Why. Just why is this ornament here?
I clearly remember that Puck gave it to me as a ransom.
Damn it, is it possible that it wasn't a dream or a Vision and I was only teleported from the alley?
But that's impossible, because I was bitten by Ferris twice. So the first one had to be a Vision. There is no other explanation.
"Thank you Elisha. Goodbye." I absentmindedly replied as I walked towards the direction of the alley.
I need to find Subaru at any cost. Or else none of my questions will be answered.
Anyway, what was this thing called again? The ornament of beasts?
Supposedly, this thing attracts beast monsters, so if I leave the town I might get gangbanged by monsters.. Not really my fetish but we get what we can boys.
I walk for a while until a familiar person enters my sight.
Oh no. Its the annoying silver. A person I don't like.
If that really was a vision, then she should be hunting that thief girl and what's more, her pet should be with her. But I think that as long as I don't kill her instantly he won't come out. I slowly start tailing her even though I know which way she is going.
All of a sudden she stops and turns around.
"Who are you, and why are you following me?" asked annoying silver.
Shit, how did she know I was behind her.
Well, here goes nothing.
"Hello, my name is Nero. I've been trying to catch a thief that stole something from me. I don't know how he looked like but I have managed to hit him with my special magic called Locate, that tells me where the thief is. However, I've lost the signal near this area, and you are the only living being in the area, other than that thing in your crystal necklace." Elf looked visibly shocked as I continued.
"So, was it you? Are you the thief? If you are, then I recommend that you return the stolen goods to me at once or else you will face consequences." said Nero with a stern voice.
"N-No I-I am not the thief. I was robbed as well." said annoying silver.
"Hmm... But, how can you prove it?"
"I can prove it human." crystal on her neck shines and Puck comes out of it.
"Oh, what a cute spirit animal." said Nero sarcastically.
"We spirit animals can't lie. I can promise you that she isn't the thief you are searching for." said Puck.
"Alright I trust you, how about we search for the thief together." said Nero.
"Alright, good idea. We will capture that thief, and show him that doing such things is a bad way of living his life.
"Haha sure."
Puck silently floats towards me and says.
"Human, I don't really want to be on guard against you the whole time we will be together, but know this. Hurt my Lia and your life will be forfeit."
"Ugh chill kitty cat, why would I attack her?"
"I don't know why, but I could feel your killing intent human. You can't control it. I am just warning you. If, by any chance you are an assassin sent by other factions, then I will show you no mercy."
Ugh this cat likes to look scary. But I am not afraid of you.
"Hello. Can I ask for your name miss?" said Nero as politely as possible.
"O-Oh sure. My name is Emilia."
"Alright Emilia, how about we go this way, I can feel that we will find some information about the thief." said Nero
"Alright lead the way Nero"
Haha.. It's showtime.
....
Subaru - pov
"LET'S GO BASTARDS. I AM BATMAN!"
"""Huh?"""
"What's a batman? Some sort of a knight?"
"I don't know Kan, but I don't want to fight a knight, they are unbeatable."
"Don't be a bitch Ton. There is no way that this clown is a knight. Don't you see? He is just making fun of us. Let's teach him a lesson." said b movie villain as he slowly crept towards me.
"Yeah you are probably right, there is nothing to fear."
"But what if he is related to some sort of knight? Wouldn't that be a problem for us?"
"Hell no, who cares, just beat this clown up and take everything he has on him."
Hm. They are underestimating me, just like in my Vision.
I almost managed to defeat them all by myself.
Only the b movie villain stopped me, but now, I will start with him first.
I take out my Nokia and with a quick thinking I aim it towards my opponents and press the button for taking photos repeatedly.
"Agh I am blind" "What is this?" "Damn I can't see.. Where is that fucking clown!?"
After doing that, I immediately rush towards the B villain and punch him in the face.
My fist sinks into his face almost magically and I immediately feel the backlash of hitting a person.
Next, I kick the midget the same way as before, however the thug will be a problem.
Last time I've surprise attacked him, but this time I didn't.
In a few seconds, thug's vision recovered and he tried to grab me with his big hands. "Die you little bastard!"
I desperately tried to dodge his every strike but one of them hit me in the stomach.
"Ugh"
"There we go! How are you enjoying the pain?" the thug mocked me.
He got me cornered, however I've got a plan. An ultimate move straight from the movie.
"GET KICKED IN THE NUTS YOU IDIOT."
I kick his balls with all my might and wait for the results.
The result?
"AUUUGH." he was laying on the ground holding his balls, twitching every now and then.
"Haha tutorial completed!"
I did it, I fought 3 people at once and I've defeated them.
I've got power, and my Vision ability.
It's pretty strong , but I still don't know how to activate it.
"Thud" "Thud" "Thud"
I turn turn around and I finally see her. There she is. We meet again. I don't know what to tell her..
Well, I have one sentence.
"Will you be my waifu?
Why. Just why is this ornament here?
I clearly remember that Puck gave it to me as a ransom.
Damn it, is it possible that it wasn't a dream or a Vision and I was only teleported from the alley?
But that's impossible, because I was bitten by Ferris twice. So the first one had to be a Vision. There is no other explanation.
"Thank you Elisha. Goodbye." I absentmindedly replied as I walked towards the direction of the alley.
I need to find Subaru at any cost. Or else none of my questions will be answered.
Anyway, what was this thing called again? The ornament of beasts?
Supposedly, this thing attracts beast monsters, so if I leave the town I might get gangbanged by monsters.. Not really my fetish but we get what we can boys.
I walk for a while until a familiar person enters my sight.
Oh no. Its the annoying silver. A person I don't like.
If that really was a vision, then she should be hunting that thief girl and what's more, her pet should be with her. But I think that as long as I don't kill her instantly he won't come out. I slowly start tailing her even though I know which way she is going.
All of a sudden she stops and turns around.
"Who are you, and why are you following me?" asked annoying silver.
Shit, how did she know I was behind her.
Well, here goes nothing.
"Hello, my name is Nero. I've been trying to catch a thief that stole something from me. I don't know how he looked like but I have managed to hit him with my special magic called Locate, that tells me where the thief is. However, I've lost the signal near this area, and you are the only living being in the area, other than that thing in your crystal necklace." Elf looked visibly shocked as I continued.
"So, was it you? Are you the thief? If you are, then I recommend that you return the stolen goods to me at once or else you will face consequences." said Nero with a stern voice.
"N-No I-I am not the thief. I was robbed as well." said annoying silver.
"Hmm... But, how can you prove it?"
"I can prove it human." crystal on her neck shines and Puck comes out of it.
"Oh, what a cute spirit animal." said Nero sarcastically.
"We spirit animals can't lie. I can promise you that she isn't the thief you are searching for." said Puck.
"Alright I trust you, how about we search for the thief together." said Nero.
"Alright, good idea. We will capture that thief, and show him that doing such things is a bad way of living his life.
"Haha sure."
Puck silently floats towards me and says.
"Human, I don't really want to be on guard against you the whole time we will be together, but know this. Hurt my Lia and your life will be forfeit."
"Ugh chill kitty cat, why would I attack her?"
"I don't know why, but I could feel your killing intent human. You can't control it. I am just warning you. If, by any chance you are an assassin sent by other factions, then I will show you no mercy."
Ugh this cat likes to look scary. But I am not afraid of you.
"Hello. Can I ask for your name miss?" said Nero as politely as possible.
"O-Oh sure. My name is Emilia."
"Alright Emilia, how about we go this way, I can feel that we will find some information about the thief." said Nero
"Alright lead the way Nero"
Haha.. It's showtime.
....
Subaru - pov
"LET'S GO BASTARDS. I AM BATMAN!"
"""Huh?"""
"What's a batman? Some sort of a knight?"
"I don't know Kan, but I don't want to fight a knight, they are unbeatable."
"Don't be a bitch Ton. There is no way that this clown is a knight. Don't you see? He is just making fun of us. Let's teach him a lesson." said b movie villain as he slowly crept towards me.
"Yeah you are probably right, there is nothing to fear."
"But what if he is related to some sort of knight? Wouldn't that be a problem for us?"
"Hell no, who cares, just beat this clown up and take everything he has on him."
Hm. They are underestimating me, just like in my Vision.
I almost managed to defeat them all by myself.
Only the b movie villain stopped me, but now, I will start with him first.
I take out my Nokia and with a quick thinking I aim it towards my opponents and press the button for taking photos repeatedly.
"Agh I am blind" "What is this?" "Damn I can't see.. Where is that fucking clown!?"
After doing that, I immediately rush towards the B villain and punch him in the face.
My fist sinks into his face almost magically and I immediately feel the backlash of hitting a person.
Next, I kick the midget the same way as before, however the thug will be a problem.
Last time I've surprise attacked him, but this time I didn't.
In a few seconds, thug's vision recovered and he tried to grab me with his big hands. "Die you little bastard!"
I desperately tried to dodge his every strike but one of them hit me in the stomach.
"Ugh"
"There we go! How are you enjoying the pain?" the thug mocked me.
He got me cornered, however I've got a plan. An ultimate move straight from the movie.
"GET KICKED IN THE NUTS YOU IDIOT."
I kick his balls with all my might and wait for the results.
The result?
"AUUUGH." he was laying on the ground holding his balls, twitching every now and then.
"Haha tutorial completed!"
I did it, I fought 3 people at once and I've defeated them.
I've got power, and my Vision ability.
It's pretty strong , but I still don't know how to activate it.
"Thud" "Thud" "Thud"
I turn turn around and I finally see her. There she is. We meet again. I don't know what to tell her..
Well, I have one sentence.
"Will you be my waifu?