Chapter 2

Until that day, sister-in-law Tang took this underwear and came out of the room. My heart was pounding. When she would take a bath later, she would be in indirect contact with my organs.

I haven't had time to be secretly happy. Sister Tang threw her underwear over directly, and her face looked like frost. "Zhuang Feng, what did you do to my underwear?"

She asked, I almost scared silly, heart like to pick out the same, but I can mess up, "sister-in-law, what do you mean? What can I do with your underwear in the room? "

"Well, you pick it up and smell it." Don sister-in-law's evil spirit made me have a bad premonition.

"Ah, how can I smell this? No way." I'm shaking my head.

"You can smell it if you want. That's not so much nonsense." Mrs. Tang showed her overbearing side. I was smart and picked up my underwear. To be honest, I felt an indescribable pleasure in doing this dream in front of her.

"It's fragrant. It's a little bit of tide washing powder." I want to adjust the atmosphere.

"Yes, there is no other flavor except this one." Mrs. Tang looked at me like Bao Qingtian. I held my heart and nodded and said yes.

"Son of a bitch, you washed this underwear, right? Don't deny it. I need to add Lavender softener to my underwear every time. But this set of underwear, which I couldn't find last time, has no lavender fragrance!" The elder sister-in-law scolded loudly.

"Sister in law, sister in law, yes, I think you are very busy at ordinary times. I want to lighten the burden for you and surprise you. I lied that day. I'm sorry, sister in law." I was too busy admitting my mistake to mention anything about the ash machine.

"Oh, so you didn't do anything else to my underwear, did you?" Mrs. Tang's face relaxed a little, and I nodded subconsciously, showing the honest and honest smile of the rural people.

"Bullshit, I think you not only pretend to be crazy, but also sell me as a fool, right? I'm not a three-year-old. When I went into the bathroom that day, I smelt a fine smell. But my underwear was gone again. How do you explain that? " Mrs. Tang was furious and trembled with anger.

My whole person immediately silly eyes, feel the sky is going to collapse, originally thought, do perfectly, or ignore the small details.

"Zhuang Feng, Zhuang Feng, you are still a rural child. You steal my sister-in-law's underwear and do that kind of despicable thing. So you sneak into my room to dry clothes. Even if my sister-in-law just came out with her underwear, you didn't stop her. What are you thinking about, pig head?" Don stabbed me with her finger.

I'm speechless. I've always been kind-hearted. How could I do such absurd things for no reason? I can only lower my head and listen to her scolding.

"I've violated the three chapters before. I won't tell your father." Mrs. Tang picked up her mobile phone and looked at the number.

"Don't, don't, don't tell my father. It's all my fault." As soon as I was in a hurry, I fell on my knees. The person I was most afraid of was my father, who had been pulled by his belt since childhood.

"Well, now I finally admit it. You really lose the face of the old villa. Let your cousin know that you can't be separated from each other. It's hard for your family to stay in the village in the future." Mrs. Tang's face is full of pride. What she said is the truth. She is the head of our village. The villagers respect him very much. Once this kind of thing is passed on, I can't go back.

"No, don't, don't tell my father. I was confused for a while." My tears were all squeezed out. When I was the most helpless and panicked in my life, even when I was on the Kang with a widow in the village, it wasn't a disgrace. It was only such things as stealing underpants and rolling pipes. It can be said that compared with killing people and setting fire, dad's straight temper didn't help throwing me into the river to feed fish.

"Tut Tut, what you are hiding is deep. Why, do you like your sister-in-law very much?" She lifted my chin and looked at me straight, like a fox.

In fact, I can't rely on her. Mrs. Tang's behavior is really disgraceful. She used to make phone calls secretly. I have a good ear. I miss you one by one. I didn't call my cousin at all. Later, I ran into her for many times. She just made an ambiguous phone call. In this kind of environment, I can't help but be influenced.

"No, I don't like it." I shake my head like a frightened bird.

"Oh, lie again, then why do you steal underwear and fight airplanes? And you often stare at my sister-in-law's chest and legs. Don't think I can't feel it. Have you ever dreamt about my sister-in-law?" She looks good with a smile, but at this moment, I think she's terrible, like Daji who eats people and doesn't spit bones.

"I, I, I'm sorry, as long as you don't tell my dad about them and let me do anything." I dare not go to see sister-in-law, because she leaned over her body, and her chest was white, which was actually a vacuum!

My friend unconsciously stood in awe. "OK, I can keep it secret for a while, but you have to do me a favor." Mrs. Tang showed a successful smile. I even doubted that I had fallen into a trap.

"What's busy?" I asked uneasily.

Mrs. Tang brought a disposable plastic cup. "Roll it out. I heard that it can cure acne and whiten skin. Look, there are two boils on her face recently. They are not beautiful.""GA." I'm fucking stupid. What's the rush? Now, I just want to say that the urban routine is deep, and I want to go back to the countryside.

Mrs. Tang is tired of using a lot of cosmetics, just like the original ecological "skin care lotion", which is really his mother's fancy.

"Don't be kidding, don't be a cousin. If you want to use that, you can find a cousin." I refused without hesitation.

"Find a fart. Your cousin is not a virgin. He wrote it on the Internet. Only the virgin can make it work. Hurry up and don't write." Mrs. Tang was a bit aggressive and urged me to take off my pants.

"I can't help you if you ask me to go up the sword mountain and down the fire sea." I'm still adamant.

"Well, I'll find your father. Let's be realistic." Mrs. Tang dialed the number of the sales department, and I reached out in a hurry, but Mrs. Tang responded quickly and raised her hand.

I threw myself into the air, and the floor in her room was too slippery. One of them was staggering and leaning forward rapidly. My God, I actually pressed on Mrs. Tang's body. A pair of big hands unconsciously pressed on her chest. It was the first time I touched a woman's chest. It was soft and comfortable, which I could never forget in my life.

Moreover, looking at Mrs. Tang at such a close distance, I found that her eyes were particularly beautiful. Her expression of panic was easy to arouse men's possessiveness. I felt that I was half afraid of breathing slowly, and some parts were ready to move.

Really, such a scene is not suitable to appear in a dream. I'm her little uncle. Once I'm seen by my cousin, I can't get great things!

"Hum ~" there was a hook in Mrs. Tang's voice. In addition to panic, it seemed that there was also a groan element.

My God, it must be my illusion. When we were sluggish, the voice of two dogs came out from the other end of the phone.

"Dig and lean, is this Zuo AI on the phone? Girl, go ahead... "

I hung up the phone quickly, and I was relieved.

"Don sister-in-law pushed me away with great force and became angry," Zhuang Feng, you take advantage of my mother

"No, no, I..." although my sister-in-law is angry and pretty, I dare not look at her at all.

"Not yet? Do you have to give my mother an injection to take advantage? " I didn't understand Mrs. Tang's whole clothes and her hands on her hips.

"A shot? Sister in law, you are not ill again. Why do you need an injection? " I don't know, because I just came to the city soon, a lot of new words, I didn't have time to learn.