
My Pick Up Artist System
Summary
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin...&q......more
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]"You’re forcing me to die!”
(less)- Prologue: The perfect protagonis
- 1 Seduce or die
- 2 Divine Pick Up Line
- 3 Casanova enters the scene
- 4 The thong tes
- 5 Meeting a master of seduction
- 6 We're stuck in caveman bodies
- 7 Unlocking achievements
- 8 Stat Growth Multiplier
- 9 Swole daddy
- 10 A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty
- 11 Peacocking
- 12 What is attraction?
- 13 Jokes and stat bumps
- 14 Teasing
- 15 Otaku religion
- 16 What is charisma?
- 17 Stat gain is a hell of a drug
- 18 A bet to win the girl
- 19 Charismatic evolution!
- 20 The crucial momen
- 21 What is your life’s blueprint?
- 22 Stoned to death
- 23 The divine dao of face-slapping
- 24 Traumatizing a stranger
- 25 Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates
- 26 Motivating a woman with words
- 27 Unlocking comfor
- 28 Destiny and spirit animals
- 29 Points-digger
- 30 Club Rat’s Fake ID
- 31 The dong game
- 32 Dungeon instance
- 33 Defusing obstacles
- 34 Wingman law
- 35 Dungeon Hidden Zone
- 36 Pigs get roasted
- 37 Dungeon event mini-boss
- 38 Dungeon break
- 39 First proper date
- 40 Baby in burning building
- 41 Lose the hair or lose your head
- 42 The positives of obliteration
- 43 Invincible opener
- 44 Crackheads want to eat swan mea
- 45 NASA’s lunar sex mission
- 46 Cultivation world of skanks
- 47 Boner justice
- 48 Crime of passion
- 49 First proper proper date
- 50 Neighborly love
- 51 Universal kissing signal
- 52 Smile like a doughnu
- 53 Batman enters an S&M club
- 54 Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you!
- 55 Milf Black Widow R-18
- 56 A reward for a good boy R-18
- 57 Batman vs. Black Widow R-18
- 58 Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York
- 59 Achievement Hunter
- 60 First skill book
- 61 Heavenly treasures
- 62 Bendingo on a date
- 63 How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece
- 64 Famous dating sim technique R-18
- 65 Squirtle Hydro Pump R-18
- 66 Growth skill
- 67 Solo Leveling
- 68 What girls need
- 69 Finding the inner strength to get laid
- 70 Succubi are real?
- 71 Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger
- 72 Never give up your dream to deliver cream
- 73 What it takes to be an MC R-18
- 74 Karmic splooge
- 75 High Level Mystery Box
- 76 Living in a horror movie
- 77 Epic skill - Divine Line Generator
- 78 Textual intercourse
- 79 Three Minute Rule
- 80 Choosing the divine pick up line
- 81 White knight in plot armor
- 82 Chuuni showdown
- 83 Katie’s story
- 84 Pinkhead in bed
- 85 Sherlock and his pipe R-18
- 86 Testicular negotiations R-18
- 87 The whole points of the nu
- 88 Prizes, progress, and platinum hits
- 89 It's raining frats and dogs
- 90 Last day on Earth
- 91 Ben’s eulogy
- 92 Nymphomaniac
- 93 Breaking last minute resistance
- 94 Spanking the Miyuki R-18
- 95 Slaphappy R-18
- 96 68 and I owe you one R-18
- 97 Novice challenge updated
- 98 One last shot at destiny
- 99 Salvation or Damnation
- 100 Counting down to death
- 101 Ben the photographer
- 102 How to make her boyfriend jealous R-18
- 103 Last seconds of jizzlife R-18
- 104 Time’s up buttercup R-18
- 105 Male walk of shame
- 106 Novice Tutorial Mode has ended
- 107 Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed us
- 108 The deadly omega
- 109 Become an Elite Alpha
- 110 Booty Ches
- 111 Flag System
- 112 Willy the Wheel of Fortune
- 113 Cornered and outnumbered
- 114 The fire rises
- 115 Isekai’d from embarrassmen
- 116 Women love drama
- 117 First date in a girl’s apartmen
- 118 You’ve got a lot of spunk, kid R-18
- 119 Just easin’ the tension, baby R-18
- 120 What to do with a virgin R-18
- 121 Won’t I get pregnant?
- 122 Outgrowing the newbie equips
- 123 Destiny or disaster
- 124 Starting MMA for safer cuckolding
- 125 Sex-men: First Class
- 126 An eye for talen
- 127 A showdown of the shvontz
- 128 Ben's gaming specialty
- 129 Hollywood style
- 130 Dating in the most unusual place
- 131 Edward Jizzerhands
- 132 Sexual urban legends R-18
- 133 The right answer to every woman’s true or false question R-18
- 134 Making war, not love R-18
- 135 Unlocking Love
- 136 Dreams of wish fulfillmen
- 137 The dao of plow
- 138 Ben the pyromancer
- 139 Asses to ashes, cussed to dus
- 140 Ben the poison-breathing dragon
- 141 The crippling of Ben
- 142 Porn with plo
- 143 This is the end
- 144 Ben the honor studen
- 145 Slapathon
- 146 How Ben defeated all cu*mers
- 147 Ben and Miyuki's telepathic connection
- 148 Empowerment through education R-18
- 149 Flipping the world upside down R-18
- 150 How to treat an M R-18
- 151 The circle of wife
- 152 Starting from the Willy
- 153 Making the money sho
- 154 C*ckupie Wall Stree
- 155 A professor's work-load
- 156 C*ck leaping over the dragon's gate
- 157 Ben's resume
- 158 The art of double-speak
- 159 The role of media in the world
- 160 Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ou
- 161 Letting it all hang ou
- 162 Never dawdle on a diddle
- 163 Corner condoms
- 164 PUA party
- 165 Fallout: New Pengas
- 166 Mystical cumbo jumbo
- 167 First day of wet work
- 168 First Tower Entry
- 169 Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragon
- 170 First corporate boss figh
- 171 Can't breathe, crushing weigh
- 172 Fool you once, game on you
- 173 A test that wasn't sh*
- 174 Olivia's Plan B
- 175 D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18
- 176 An offer a man can't refuse
- 177 Spreading game addiction
- 178 Ben's haunting pas
- 179 Asexual? Kay, let's do i
- 180 How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18
- 181 Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18
- 182 Holding the orgasm hostage R-18
- 183 They parted as fiends
- 184 The power of trus
- 185 Updates and upgrades
- 186 Fiction is truthier than strange
- 187 Writer's block and dodging c*ck
- 188 Take the first step
- 189 The real king of shamelessness
- 190 A hero knows when to turn swords into plowshares
- 191 Ranked Tower Climber
- 192 Troll Army
- 193 Miyuki's trouble
- 194 Dark desires
- 195 Camila's dirty secre
- 196 You can't spell evolution without love...and nu
- 197 Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18
- 198 Training done right R-18
- 199 How to make a bad girl behave R-18
- 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18
- 201 Breaking her in R-18
- 202 It was a goop effort R-18
- 203 The existence of free willy
- 204 First epic achievemen
- 205 The magic of testosterone
- 206 MILF Hunter
- 207 Epic Booty Ches
- 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
- 209 New ability
- 210 Weak Grass Manipulation
- 211 Hottest club in NYC -- Latrine
- 212 The power of confidence
- 213 Mind over splatter
- 214 What is value?
- 215 Raising your value
- 216 Negs vs. insults
- 217 MOBA, mo booty
- 218 The chaos of charisma
- 219 The perfect se
- 220 Never give up, never surrender to bating
- 221 Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your bets
- 222 Ticking fart bomb
- 223 Defeating your own weakness
- 224 A big tip for a waitress
- 225 Hillbilly endurance trial
- 226 The haves vs. the have nuts
- 227 Steal from the rich and give to the slore
- 228 Late and sloppy
- 229 Last chance for drunken romance
- 230 D*ck or die
- 231 Thighlander: there can be only one R-18
- 232 The tattoo of a memory
- 233 New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimes
- 234 Use Somebody
- 235 The slut factor
- 236 Katie the delivery girl
- 237 Zero Two-hands
- 238 Wartortle's perspective
- 239 Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus dies
- 240 Fruit fighter
- 241 The art of MMA
- 242 Dojo detected
- 243 Martial beauty
- 244 The melon magistrates dispense justice
- 245 Revenge is best served bowled
- 246 After school special R-18
- 247 Sextra Credi
- 248 The rookie fights back
- 249 The Soul Crank
- 250 The losers' despicable counterattack
- 251 The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent.
- 252 It's shark week
- 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room
- 254 Reality warping slap R-18
- 255 A slice of wife story R-18
- 256 Tina's d-termination R-18
- 257 The bubble-butt burst R-18
- 258 Cleanup on aisle cuck
- 259 Family feud, happily spewed
- 260 The truth of this world
- 260 The reality of this world
- 261 Strength approaching world class
- 262 The best personal talen
- 263 The magic of games
- 264 Catching the eye of the Brazilian beauty
- 265 One person's dream is another's nightmare
- 266 Dew as the animals do R-18
- 267 I am Jack's raging erection R-18
- 268 Manifest destiny R-18
- 269 Fariq's sacrifice
- 270 Sex artis
- 271 White belt vs. blue bel
- 272 A despicable genius
- 273 Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industry
- 274 Pouty photoshoo
- 275 So shy it's cute
- 276 Unedited 276
- 277 Unedited 277
- 278 Unedited 278
- 276 Seeking the professor's assistance
- 277 See, there are still good peepholes in the world R-18
- 278 Well-rounded academics R-18
- 279 A bookish d*cksposition R-18
- 280 In-stitution of higher yearning R-18
- 281 A spewniversity professor R-18
- 281 Spewniversity professor R-18
- 282 The student syrup-asses the teacher R-18
- 283 Top student, bottom student, any position studen
- 284 Mythical tier
- 285 Mythical nu
- 286 Burrito investments
- 287 F*cked by the finger of fate
- 287 Fingered by fate
- 288 High quality model
- 289 Slap destiny
- 290 Time to get serious
- 291 Hidden magical wonders
- 292 Be yourself and roast the world
- 293 Friction
- 294 The Water Show R-18
- 295 Cumpeensation R-18
- 296 Burpin' the baby
- 297 Say...d*ck cheeseee
- 298 OnlyFans Queen
- 299 What is art?
- 300 Flower power
- 301 A true worshipper
- 302 Simp slaughter
- 303 The broken and the damned
- 304 David and Goliath
- 305 A happy family
- 306 Climbing down the family tree
- 307 Messing with fate
- 308 Survival tactics
- 309 The key to quick hookups
- 310 Leaf it to me
- 311 Work hard, get hard R-18
- 312 Smellivator R-18
- 313 Ice ice baby
- 314 Oyakodon
- 315 D*ckplomatic relations
- 316 Spamming rewards
- 317 A true whoarder
- 318 Hope for humanity
- 319 The tournament begins
- 320 Divine mercy
- 321 Ben the gravedigger
- 322 Humans vs. Dragons
- 323 Doorway to the future
- 324 Man vs. Midge
- 325 Finals star
- 326 A champion emerges
- 327 Witness me
- 328 A cuckold's revenge
- 329 KOF champion
- 330 Goals and asspirations
- 331 Art, truth, wisdom
- 332 D-livery
- 333 How to be a badass
- 334 The champion mindse
- 335 3-Dimensional maneuvering
- 336 The art of striking
- 337 Danger and liability
- 338 A prodigy's moves
- 339 Post-workout meal
- 340 Valentina's sneak attack
- 341 Ben's c*nterattack
- 342 Always have a backup