25 Oops, I Forgot the Anti-Sound Field. An Idiot in the Palace.
(William Pov)
Rem and I with our flushed faces start walking out of the room with the bed sheets in tow as to not alert Ram that her sister just had sex with a man she met 6 days ago, let alone fell in love, Signed a binding contract that Could end up killing Me and Rem. Although I don't think she would worry about me, It would be bad for her to--
"Well Shit," I say as I see Ram and Emelia Staring at us along with Subaru giving me a Thumbs up while winking at me. Ram comes up to me pull out a knife puts it against my throat and says "You break her heart and no one will Ever find the body." Then she puts the knife away and walks towards the Kitchen to make Breakfast for Everyone in the mansion. Emelia puts her hands on her hips and says "if you are going to do that at least put up an Anti-Sound field, go wash those sheets." She then Walks in the direction of the Dining room.
Rem, Red as a tomato smiles at me and say's "I'm going to go help Ram make Breakfast." and then with a slight limp goes towards the kitchen. Subaru then come up to me gives me a thumbs up and says, "good job! Please give me tips for E--" I then hit him and he goes flying- and he somehow ends up in the library when I clearly remember that was a bathroom 3 days ago. I hear him say, "Beako, please! it wasn't my fault!" "It's Beatrice for the last time, Get out, You Neanderthal! I don't need you here, I suppose!" The door shuts instantly after he flies out and a mere half second later he slams into a door on the other side and it's the library again.
Confused, and not wanting to get caught in the crossfire I run with the sheets towards the side-courtyard where I can use my Cleaning magic.
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5 days later I end up In the dining hall With Emelia, Rem, and Ram. Emelia Asks me and Rem to accompany Her to a 'discussion' at the capital as a bodyguard and Rem as an assistant. I see, Out the window that Subaru Is snooping around and this is after he was clearly told that not to mess around. I see a Cat woman In a blue dress start sniffing around him and A well-dressed Man in his 60s and I turn towards Emelia and ask "what is Subaru doing?"
An hour later Subaru somehow convinces Emelia to bring him with her to the capital along with us as a way to talk to an Appa Stall Vendor, The Gorilla Man, and the half-pint from the loot-house. Now Known as old man Rom and Felt, now that I have time to give a shit without getting my gut opened up by a crazy lady.
Over the two day journey, somehow ends up getting himself dragged behind the cart, and honestly, I give no shits, He's probably going to screw something up when we get to the capital or while we are at the capital.
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Capital, In front of the guardhouse, after a lengthy "date" That I was chaperoning (it seems)
We are Greeted by A nice Purple-Haired Knight in white formal clothing He formally kisses the hand of Emelia as per noble etiquette and Somehow that turns Subaru into an absolute moron who immediately hates him. Emelia and I go inside to get our Certification for the entrance to the castle later, and when we tell him to wait outside, He seems to cooperate.
When we leave the guardhouse He is nowhere to be seen. We hear a loud smash from a nearby alleyway and we meet a man In a tan coat, a green tunic that only covers a small part of his chest showing off his large muscles he is also wearing a Silver helmet with a red fur adornment attached to the back, I can't see his face through the helmet though. He looks rather strong, but I couldn't be bothered to analyze him. we then meet the Woman he was looking for who somehow doesn't know that fruits have skins before they are peeled. Seriously?
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Guesthouse, Capital, Emelia tells Subaru He is not to come to the castle and stay in the guest house, and he reluctantly agrees in some roundabout way that I assume means he's going to try to sneak out. We spend a night in the Guest House and Rem and I let loose again, this time remembering to have Rem use silencing magic on the room. I get into a fitted suit that I can move around in combat-wise. as a just in case measure. 2 hours after I wake up and everyone is ready. I trust Rem to watch Subaru closely I give her a short kiss, and Emelia, Roswaal, and I leave for the Castle.
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1 hour later. Palace Hall.
There are knights everywhere so I feel safe knowing even if Subaru somehow escapes the guest house he will not be able to get in and ruin everything.
10 minutes later he comes in with the Woman we met in the alleyway and the muscle-man with the helmet. I feel like he's going to Ruin Everything... He tries to stand next to me and I give him a look and say, as quietly as I possibly can, "Are you stupid?!" and Emelia says Angrily, "You will explain this to me Later!"
She then walks up to the front of the stage along with the woman from the alleyway, A green haired woman In a military outfit, and a short lady who seems to be Dressed for snow. I look at Subaru and Hope to God He doesn't screw shit up as badly as I am expecting Him to. He then Begins talking to Reinhard, the knight from the alleyway on my first day here, the one who saved me and everyone else's lives in the loot-house. I then find out the cat woman wearing the dress 4 days ago is actually a Cat man and also a Knight. He stares at the Purple Haired Knight that I still don't know the name of with Rage in his eyes, and I feel like he's about to screw everything up. I see felt walk in wearing a dress, somehow she's also a queen candidate. Everyone now gives Their reason why they want to be queen, They are all stupid. Except for Emelia. she reasonably wants equal rights for all peoples and races. They start arguing as Felt Says she just wants to destroy the kingdom if she becomes queen.
And then, It happens. when they start using some disparaging words towards Emelia which I know she can handle on her own... Subaru immediately says after giving what I can only describe as a lousy City-J Yakuza Bow. "My name is Natsuki Subaru I am Emelias Best Knight!" Literally in front of every Elite Knight in the kingdom, Earlier I scanned Hima and he only has 1.2 In every stat. He is normal In every sense of the word. I immediately Grab Him Pull Him back to the Line and say as I kick his leg out and force him into a kneeling position and Say "Forgive this Mentally challenged Idiot! He is a simple butler at The Roswaal Manor. We will discipline Him later!" and then when I relax, Expecting Him to stop the nonsense and apologize He doubles down and I realize there's no saving Idiots. The Purple Haired Knight who I Analyze seeing He's 3.5x As strong as me with 350s In most stats, the only stat he has that is Lower than mine is a Will of 131. He looks mad as hell and the knights pull out their swords and do a salute after he tells Subaru about how shit-dumb he is in not quite the same words.
He gets kicked out.
and 5 seconds after Rab Shows up with his stupid mallet and tries to take felt back, In the middle of the palace... I feel Like I'm surrounded by god damn idiots.
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Arena, 1 Hour after the meeting.
I am utterly shocked at how stupid someone can be. Subaru challenged the purple haired knight who I now know as Julius. to a Duel. Someone who is stronger than me by nearly 4 times.
Subaru gets shredded by his wooden sword Immediately. I somehow am completely satisfied with this. He really deserved it. He is then carried to the guest house, unconscious.
Rem and I with our flushed faces start walking out of the room with the bed sheets in tow as to not alert Ram that her sister just had sex with a man she met 6 days ago, let alone fell in love, Signed a binding contract that Could end up killing Me and Rem. Although I don't think she would worry about me, It would be bad for her to--
"Well Shit," I say as I see Ram and Emelia Staring at us along with Subaru giving me a Thumbs up while winking at me. Ram comes up to me pull out a knife puts it against my throat and says "You break her heart and no one will Ever find the body." Then she puts the knife away and walks towards the Kitchen to make Breakfast for Everyone in the mansion. Emelia puts her hands on her hips and says "if you are going to do that at least put up an Anti-Sound field, go wash those sheets." She then Walks in the direction of the Dining room.
Rem, Red as a tomato smiles at me and say's "I'm going to go help Ram make Breakfast." and then with a slight limp goes towards the kitchen. Subaru then come up to me gives me a thumbs up and says, "good job! Please give me tips for E--" I then hit him and he goes flying- and he somehow ends up in the library when I clearly remember that was a bathroom 3 days ago. I hear him say, "Beako, please! it wasn't my fault!" "It's Beatrice for the last time, Get out, You Neanderthal! I don't need you here, I suppose!" The door shuts instantly after he flies out and a mere half second later he slams into a door on the other side and it's the library again.
Confused, and not wanting to get caught in the crossfire I run with the sheets towards the side-courtyard where I can use my Cleaning magic.
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5 days later I end up In the dining hall With Emelia, Rem, and Ram. Emelia Asks me and Rem to accompany Her to a 'discussion' at the capital as a bodyguard and Rem as an assistant. I see, Out the window that Subaru Is snooping around and this is after he was clearly told that not to mess around. I see a Cat woman In a blue dress start sniffing around him and A well-dressed Man in his 60s and I turn towards Emelia and ask "what is Subaru doing?"
An hour later Subaru somehow convinces Emelia to bring him with her to the capital along with us as a way to talk to an Appa Stall Vendor, The Gorilla Man, and the half-pint from the loot-house. Now Known as old man Rom and Felt, now that I have time to give a shit without getting my gut opened up by a crazy lady.
Over the two day journey, somehow ends up getting himself dragged behind the cart, and honestly, I give no shits, He's probably going to screw something up when we get to the capital or while we are at the capital.
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Capital, In front of the guardhouse, after a lengthy "date" That I was chaperoning (it seems)
We are Greeted by A nice Purple-Haired Knight in white formal clothing He formally kisses the hand of Emelia as per noble etiquette and Somehow that turns Subaru into an absolute moron who immediately hates him. Emelia and I go inside to get our Certification for the entrance to the castle later, and when we tell him to wait outside, He seems to cooperate.
When we leave the guardhouse He is nowhere to be seen. We hear a loud smash from a nearby alleyway and we meet a man In a tan coat, a green tunic that only covers a small part of his chest showing off his large muscles he is also wearing a Silver helmet with a red fur adornment attached to the back, I can't see his face through the helmet though. He looks rather strong, but I couldn't be bothered to analyze him. we then meet the Woman he was looking for who somehow doesn't know that fruits have skins before they are peeled. Seriously?
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Guesthouse, Capital, Emelia tells Subaru He is not to come to the castle and stay in the guest house, and he reluctantly agrees in some roundabout way that I assume means he's going to try to sneak out. We spend a night in the Guest House and Rem and I let loose again, this time remembering to have Rem use silencing magic on the room. I get into a fitted suit that I can move around in combat-wise. as a just in case measure. 2 hours after I wake up and everyone is ready. I trust Rem to watch Subaru closely I give her a short kiss, and Emelia, Roswaal, and I leave for the Castle.
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1 hour later. Palace Hall.
There are knights everywhere so I feel safe knowing even if Subaru somehow escapes the guest house he will not be able to get in and ruin everything.
10 minutes later he comes in with the Woman we met in the alleyway and the muscle-man with the helmet. I feel like he's going to Ruin Everything... He tries to stand next to me and I give him a look and say, as quietly as I possibly can, "Are you stupid?!" and Emelia says Angrily, "You will explain this to me Later!"
She then walks up to the front of the stage along with the woman from the alleyway, A green haired woman In a military outfit, and a short lady who seems to be Dressed for snow. I look at Subaru and Hope to God He doesn't screw shit up as badly as I am expecting Him to. He then Begins talking to Reinhard, the knight from the alleyway on my first day here, the one who saved me and everyone else's lives in the loot-house. I then find out the cat woman wearing the dress 4 days ago is actually a Cat man and also a Knight. He stares at the Purple Haired Knight that I still don't know the name of with Rage in his eyes, and I feel like he's about to screw everything up. I see felt walk in wearing a dress, somehow she's also a queen candidate. Everyone now gives Their reason why they want to be queen, They are all stupid. Except for Emelia. she reasonably wants equal rights for all peoples and races. They start arguing as Felt Says she just wants to destroy the kingdom if she becomes queen.
And then, It happens. when they start using some disparaging words towards Emelia which I know she can handle on her own... Subaru immediately says after giving what I can only describe as a lousy City-J Yakuza Bow. "My name is Natsuki Subaru I am Emelias Best Knight!" Literally in front of every Elite Knight in the kingdom, Earlier I scanned Hima and he only has 1.2 In every stat. He is normal In every sense of the word. I immediately Grab Him Pull Him back to the Line and say as I kick his leg out and force him into a kneeling position and Say "Forgive this Mentally challenged Idiot! He is a simple butler at The Roswaal Manor. We will discipline Him later!" and then when I relax, Expecting Him to stop the nonsense and apologize He doubles down and I realize there's no saving Idiots. The Purple Haired Knight who I Analyze seeing He's 3.5x As strong as me with 350s In most stats, the only stat he has that is Lower than mine is a Will of 131. He looks mad as hell and the knights pull out their swords and do a salute after he tells Subaru about how shit-dumb he is in not quite the same words.
He gets kicked out.
and 5 seconds after Rab Shows up with his stupid mallet and tries to take felt back, In the middle of the palace... I feel Like I'm surrounded by god damn idiots.
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Arena, 1 Hour after the meeting.
I am utterly shocked at how stupid someone can be. Subaru challenged the purple haired knight who I now know as Julius. to a Duel. Someone who is stronger than me by nearly 4 times.
Subaru gets shredded by his wooden sword Immediately. I somehow am completely satisfied with this. He really deserved it. He is then carried to the guest house, unconscious.
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