51 Side Chapter 3 - Convenience Store

One day I was walking around Axel with my party. We had some spare change and didn't know what to eat.

"Hey! Look at that store! There's a beauty there! Let's go flirt!" said our leader.

"Let's go guys!" said my buddy.

We went up to the girl and started flirting with her. She was quiet and silent the entire time and she finally spoke up.

"If you're gonna flirt, I advise you to leave. I'll let you flirt only if you guys buy something from my shop..."

"Okay then little girl. I want... hmm... I'll take this Onigiri?" said our leader.

"That will be 300 Eris," said the shop owner.

"That's expensive, but I'll do it for our cute shop owner!" said the leader handing 300 Eris over.

He opened the wrap up with the instructions on it and took a bite.

"... What is this~!" said our leader with a moan.

"It's an Onigiri," said the owner.

"I want a taste too! Give me two please!" yelled my buddy, handing over some money.

"Here you go."

I was wondering what it also tasted so we bought a heck ton for our party.

"My god... Thank you God Eris for this fortune," prayed our priest.

"This! Are you the God of Food!" I asked.

"No... This is just normal food," she burrowed her eyebrows.

"You're quite capable from a young age aren't you?" flirted our leader once more.

"... For the final time... I'M NOT A GIRL!" yelled the shop owner, taking out daggers out of nowhere.

"GUYS RUN! I PISSED HER OFF!" yelled our leader, running for his life.

That day, the shop owner was known as a brutal fighter and his shop's food is now known as a delicacy.

A little girl in black and a staff appeared.

"... Can I have the cheapest meal?" she asked.

"Oh?" I said, "Our cheapest meal is just some rice for 20 Eris."

She started searching her pocket and nothing came out. She started tearing up.

"... Can I, the great archwizard Megumin! Have a free meal!?" she yelled.

"..." I sighed and gave her an Onigiri.

"Take this and enjoy," I said gently.

"... Thank.... You!" said Megumin flustered as she left the store running.