47 Chapter 45 - And Dead

I have always wondered what was inside me. So when I was growing up, I was stuck saying Zhong Yuan over and over again.

"Hey Touma! Who was that again?" asked a guy.

"Do you mean Zhong Yuan?" I responded tiredly.

"Come on! Don't be a sloth and tell me more about it!" said the boy.

"Come on Kazuma! Don't be a hiki-neet and get out!" I snickered.

"Tch... I didn't raise you to be like this and borrow anything you want from me," he said.

"Your parents told me it was fine since it was you," I responded while stealing his light novels.

"They abandoned me again! Why is this world so cruel!" he said out loud.

"You should act more like your age and go to school then," I said.

"You should act more like your age and tell me more about Zhong Yuan naively... Why were you born so weird?" he asked.

Ever since I was bragged to my cousins... actually, ever since I was born I could never feel satisfaction, the opposite of my name. My parents thought I had this weird mental disease. They brought me to hospitals and famous doctors and they just said one thing.

"He's fine and his brain works properly but we can't find anything wrong with it. Maybe he's just acting."

Ever since then, I was taught by my parents to act. Every smile, every gesture, and every movement were an act. My life so far was a theater. However, I didn't feel that way with Kazuma. He is four years older than me and I could sense his wicked feelings and thoughts since his teenage years. However, he broke down his mask once he saw his childhood friend cheat with him or something.

"Childhood friends... so cheesy," I said quietly while eating some potato chips.

"Did you say something? I think you were being nosy," he turned to look at me.

"Don't mind me. Just watch your porn or something. I know there's thousands of those in your computer," I said not caring.

"AH! You said it! Didn't I say to not say that you brat!" said Kazuma, who stood up ready to fight.

"UNCLE! AUNT! KAZUMA IS WATCHING PO-!" I said.

Kazuma quieted me down, "Okay! I'll leave you alone!"

Going back to his games, I stayed in his room reading books or watching Kazuma play.

"I don't get it... Why do you get such RNG while I get bad drops when I play..." I said.

"BOW DOWN PEASANT! I'm God when regarding luck!" he said maniacally while mashing buttons.

Laying down on his bed, I went under his covers to sleep.

"Just in case Kazuma, don't try doing anything weird one me," I warned.

"I get it! I never did anything to you either ways," he responded.

My figure was exotic. I didn't know why but everyone called me a trap Kazuma or mini Kazuma. I was completely against this since all I had that resembled him was my way of talking. Unlike Kazuma, I seemed like a doll or idol which I was proud of and my eyes were born strangely red. I had some white hair streaks on my dark brown hair and my height was pretty small, around 150 centimeters. To tease Kazuma, I grew my hair to the point I could have a ponytail.

"Yo! I'm going to go buy this game so I'll be going out tonight. I might come around morning," said Kazuma.

"Cool. I'll accompany you," I responded.

"... Weren't you gonna sleep?" he asked.

"I'm bipolar sometimes, can't be helped," I sighed tragically.

"Actors these days... Doing anything for their convenience..." said Kazuma speechless.

"It'll be fine. It's not like I'm going to die," I said convincing him.

"Let's ready up then," he said.

Kazuma packed up his allowance and clothed himself with a green tracksuit.

"Can't you... like choose something better? At least be presentable or something" I asked.

"Tracksuits are the epitome of comfiness! Nothing can't beat it!" he said raising his fist up.

"Whatever... Let's go," I said, going out with my school uniform.

We walked to the nearest bus stop. Kazuma, being hyped by this game, couldn't stop talking about it to me while I just listen unconcerned. Remembering it was a long time since I saw my status, I brought it up open.

[True Name: Zhong Yuan] - *Sealed*

[Name: Satou Touma]

[SAO World Tab] - *Sealed*

[Fate/Stay Night World Tab] - *Sealed*

[Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood World Tab] - Complete Data *Sealed*

[Konosuba World Tab:

Level 1

Strength 25

Health 84

Magic Power 895

Dexterity 50

Agility 60

Luck 0]

[Emotion Magic - *Sealed*]

[Self Afflict - 65%]

As I could see, I didn't know what the hell Magic Power represented. However, I somehow unconsciously upgraded it by four digits. The worst part was that my Luck never changed. I did however workout my body so that I could defend myself from scum like Kazuma

"Hey... I just felt you say something," he said.

"... How high is your intuition?" I responded with a question.

"SO YOU DID AGREE! COME HERE YOU BRAT!" he said grabbing my cheeks.

Kazuma pulled as hard as he could, but my face's expression didn't change. Seeing this, his mood worsened.

"Because you're talented... One day... Fix your condition," he said despondently.

"Don't be depressed hiki-neet. I know my body better than anyone else. We arrived at the station so let's get out to get the game," I said cheering his mood up.

"Yeah let's go! Wait... DID YOU CALL ME HIKI-NEET!" said Kazuma.

He started chasing me while I ran away and everyone looked at us with horrified eyes. Later, he was caught by the police and I had to intervene to save him.

"They called me a lolicon!" said Kazuma traumatized.

I acted scared and backed away from him.

"STOP IT! You're ruining my image and reputation!" he said.

Everyone stared at Kazuma at disgust and I lightly snickered.

"You devil!" shouted Kazuma.

*****

After some more chasing and getting caught by the police, Kazuma was extremely tired.

"I knew it! It wasn't a good idea to bring you with me..." he said exhausted.

"If you didn't bring me, I would have told uncle or aunt that you sexually molested me before," I said.

"I'm not interested in males! Why would I molest you!" he retorted.

"Cause you're Kazuma," I answered.

"That's not a good reason!" he said back.

After buying the game, Kazuma was really happy. After getting out of our stop, we were walking back home.

"Your luck better not kill me," said Kazuma.

"I know. That's why I'm using to save myself," I responded.

Ever since I was born, I got in many accidents. The actual reason my body was all trained up was because of these incidents. However, my body never got a scar except one on my cheek.

While walking back home, Kazuma noticed a girl walking past him with a school uniform. He stared for a second and so did I until he started running.

'Why is he running?' I thought.

I looked at him and he suddenly pushed the girl really hard. Then, he went down.

'Why? All there was was a tractor," I wondered.

I walked to his body to see his condition, but suddenly a truck crashed onto my body.

'Isn't this too delayed!' I cursed in my head and passed out.

That day, one guy shat his pants and died from shock while the unfortunate cousin of his was rammed a second later by a truck. I wondered why I died that way, but the most probable cause was that after Kazuma's death, I didn't have his luck surrounding me.