Chapter 1102

After hearing this, Sheng Zhixun was happy. Fortunately, Bai Youran didn't reject her and was even willing to answer his questions. It was another major breakthrough.

Seeing Bai Youran reading with interest, Sheng Zhixun carefully sat down by the bed and said, "in fact, I also like reading joke books. I saw a joke last night. It's very funny. Do you want to listen to it?"

Bai Youran looked up at him, blinked curious eyes and asked "what joke."

Seeing that she seemed very interested, Sheng Zhixun couldn't wait to say, "a asked: what does the cannibal chief eat? B answer: human flesh! A asked again: if the cannibal chief is ill and the doctor tells her that she can only eat vegetarian, what should he eat? Guess... How did B answer? "

Bai Youran was amused and hurriedly asked "how did B answer?"

"B said..." Sheng Zhixun deliberately sold it.

"Shake your body and say it quickly!"

Seeing that Bai Youran was really worried, Sheng Zhixun stopped teasing her and replied, "B said: vegetable! Ha ha... "

As soon as he finished, he couldn't help laughing.

Bai Youran puffed and laughed, so that the whole person rolled on the bed.

"Ha ha..."

For a time, the bedroom was full of laughter.

After laughing, Bai Youran said, "then I'll tell you a joke, too. Xiaogang's girlfriend is going to break up with him. She agreed not to contact him when he was old. Xiaogang is very sad, but there is no way.

The next day after the breakup, Xiao Gang checked his mobile phone bill and found that there were 499 minutes left in the "monthly couple call" between him and his girlfriend. He suddenly had an idea and sent a text message to his girlfriend: our monthly couple call still has 499 minutes. Shall we make do for another month and divide it next month?

Soon my girlfriend replied: Yes, it can't be cheap. Mobile company... Hahaha... Hahaha... Isn't it funny... "

"Funny, funny, ha ha..." Sheng Zhixun laughed and beat the bed board, even tears were about to laugh.

At this time, Bai Youran suddenly said, "I ask you a brain turn."

Sheng Zhixun was stunned.

brain twists?!

No! He only read the complete collection of jokes, but he hasn't come to popularize the knowledge of brain sharp turns!

Bai Youran asked, "white gourd, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can be eaten. What melon can't be eaten?"

"This..." Sheng Zhixun was embarrassed and didn't know how to answer.

In particular, Bai Youran looked at him with a pair of expectant eyes, which made him feel anxious.

"Don't you know the answer?" Bai Youran asked.

Being ruthlessly exposed, Sheng Zhixun suddenly became a little embarrassed. "I... I'm not good at brain sharp turns..."

"Hahaha..." Bai Youran suddenly laughed, pointing to Sheng Zhixun and laughing at "fool... Fool... Hahaha..."

Sheng Zhixun was stunned.

Is she calling him a fool?

Mingming was scolded, but Sheng Zhixun was not angry. Looking at Bai Youran's happy smile, he also followed the joy, grabbed her to point to his finger, smiled and said, "are you scolding me for being a fool?"

Who knows, Bai Youran smiled and shook his head, "hahaha... No... The answer is... It's a fool, hahaha..."

Sheng Zhixun was stunned again.

The answer is fool?

White gourd, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can be eaten. What melon can't be eaten?

Fools can't eat!

i see!