37 Chapter 37: Drunken Horse

The Tipsy Pony, such a stupid name really. Despite the name the inn was obviously of superior quality. While from the outside it looked like a perfectly normal, two story, cottage the interior is vastly different.

The first thing that caught my eye when I entered with Gazin, was the smell. Unlike most places that I've been to, there was almost no scent of sweat or human living. The main room is cluttered with an array of tables, covered in a white cloth. The entire room gives off a feeling of quality. Even the plates and cutlery are in good condition.

As the three of us sit at a table, a very pretty serving girl comes up to take our orders. While her striking black hair, and smokey eyes were enough to make Gazin fidget in his seat, I gotta say. I'm a little disappointed.

'I mean, where are my dog girls with collars? Where are my big chested bunny girls playfully asking me to pet them?! Where Buddha?!'

With our server standing there, and Gazin busy hiding his erection, I decide to at least order for myself.

"Hello young lady. You don't happen to sell Dragon Water do you?"

The cute little server turns to me nodding softly, "Yes sir, we have a few bottles left. I feel the need to warn sir however. It is very expensive, most wouldn't really want to use so much coin without seeing the other delicacies on our menu."

Her breathing is slow, and deep causing the rise and fall of her chest to be even more apparent. 'Wow, good seller.'

I flash the server a winning smile. "Bring me the bottle please miss."

She nods and stares at my companions expectantly, but from Gazin being to shy to talk and Gavin to busy laughing at his young lord it seems it's only me.

I shoo her off quickly and stare at my companions. "You know Gavin,"

Locking eyes with the older man I wink subtly, "That gal was pretty quality wasn't she?"

Gavins eyes fly open at my words along with the understanding of my plan. "Oh yes, very high quality. If I was a few years younger.."

"Oh, don't be that way Gavin! I'm sure that little filly would put quite the spring in your step! After all don't they say that a young wife is great for an again husband?"

I try to keep my tone serious, but a small smile threatens my lips at every word. The once normal face of Gazin has now gone completely scarlet in color. His eyes are darting over the room looking at every pretty server that passes. Poor kid is completely spoiled by choice.

"Well since you guys offered before I think I know who I'm picking!" I say with the dirtiest look I can manage.

"No..No..Not Chloe!" Gazin says with surprising ferocity.

I raise an eyebrow, "Oh, so its Chloe is it?".

I must look like the Cheshire Cat right now. My smile is going from ear to the other as Gazin hastily attempts to explain his familiarity with this particular 'server'.

"She's just working here until she can pay off her debt! That's what she said when we stopped here last year!"

Turning to look at Gavin I can see that he is desperately trying to hold back from bursting out laughing.

Sadly most of the humor is gone for myself. I though the poor kid just had a crush, didn't think he was being tricked.

Sadly, I also know that telling him won't make a damn bit of difference. Truly love is blinding.

Chloe quickly comes back with my Gin, and despite the pleading in Gazins eyes retreats just as quickly to leave us to talk.

"Damn good server isn't she?"

Gazins face quickly flushes a bit, and he nods at my words.

"Yeah, she's very attentive 'specially since you flashed all that gold" Gavin says with a bit of a chuckle.

I've honestly completely forgotten them already. I carefully pick up the decanter that Chloe left and pour out a small taste of the gin. Lifting it up to the noise my lungs are filled with the pine scent of Gin. The slight headiness leaves my face more flush than before, and my tongue dripping saliva to taste it.

Filling my cup all the way to the rim, I finally pour out my first good cup of alcohol since coming to this world. For some reason the people here have no issues drinking mead, wine, and bear. It's only hard alcohol that hasn't quite become common yet.

With slightly shaking hands I lift my glass and let the clear liquid run down my throat. The alcoholic burn is much more intense than any I had felt before, but the pine taste in my mouth and the pleasant buzzing of my head welcome me like old friends.

"God I missed gin!" I can't help but smile at the glass and pour myself a second. This one I actually plan on savoring.

"I'm surprised your still sitting here Gazin, aren't you gonna go rent your lady for a bit?"

Gazin looks down and mumbles, "No, she's not working for another hour."

I'm stunned, but I decide to just ignore it. If the kid wants to be in love with a pro, then let him. Not hurtin' me at least.

I've been scanning the room for a while now, and I had to see any girls that really stood out. There was a distinct lack of anything more fun than a fairly attractive human.

"Hey Gavin, these girls here are good but...." Gavin winks at me and nods. Bringing his face close to mine he says "Yeah, sorry Baron Gazin likes this place...If you want we could head over to one that I know. I think it's more suited towards your taste." He grins wickedly and I clasp his hand in my own.

"Then we are off. Hey Gaz go play with your girlfriend dad has some important work to do."

I confidently stroll out of the inn with Gazins furious gaze following my back. "That kid is just way too easy to mess with." My smile growing as Gavin clasps me on the shoulder barely holding back a deep laugh.

"Oh gods man! You should'a seen his face! Oh, if the old Baron were here he would'a died laughing!"

And just like that, two grinning idiots made their way out of the Tipsy Pony and headed to what Gavin calls the K'Hen'al. Much like me Gavins taste profile is a bit more broad than just Vanilla. So he made sure to guarantee me of the 'unique' qualities of the girls there.