Volume 3 - CH 2
After a nap, it was evening. Jess and I waited for Shulavis to finish his training. He came out of the large, solidly built training ground wearing a loose navy blue robe. Despite the cool breeze, his fair face was drenched in sweat.
âWhatâs wrong? Is it something urgent?â
Shulavis asked while walking briskly.
âYes, we wish to talk to you about that history book for a bit.â
âCan it wait? Fatherâs calling for me.â
(We want to ask that father of yours for something.)
When I conveyed that, Shulavis stopped and looked down at me.
âYou want to ask Father? For what?â
(The history book we gave Hortis this morning was a copy that was partially sealed by the previous king, Evis. A copy means the original must exist somewhere. Considering Evis was involved in sealing it, itâs natural to assume that the original history book has been passed down from generation to generation by the king. We want to read the passages that were sealed in the copy.)
After some thought, Shulavis began walking again. We followed after him.
âMr. Shulavis?â
Jess seemed to be looking at his expression while asking. Did we say something that accidentally put him in a bad mood?
âWhy do you want to read the sealed passages?â
Shulavis questioned, still facing forward.
(Because the method to killing the surreptitious sorcerer might be written there.)
This was the conclusion we reached after Jess and I discussed things over. Given the history book was written in chronological order, we speculated that the sealed pages recorded how Vatis unified Mestria. If we can decipher that part, we might be able to find a way to kill the immortal mage.
âI see.â
After saying that, Shulavis turned just his face to look at us.
âLooks like you had the same idea as Father. He had Mother decipher the history book he inherited from Grandfather, and they learned of the location of one of Mestriaâs great treasures â the Spear of Destruction. Iâm currently headed to witness the collection of that spear.â
âThe Spear of Destruction?â
Jess let out an astonished voice, then looked at her surroundings with concern. She lowered her voice when continuing.
âThatâs the key to breaking the magic of immortality, right? Where would it be?â
âWeâre almost there. Come with me. Just⊠be careful of your thoughts around Father.â
Hearing that, I was reminded that the person we were hiding Hortis from was a mage who could hear my monologues. But that wonât be a problem, since I had a special countermeasure.
Watch carefully, everyone. Thereâs a way to prevent Markus and Wies from hearing my monologues.
The place Shulavis headed towards was the Golden Sanctuary. Itâs a large sanctuary made from glossy black marble, with gold decorations everywhere. The majestic building was also the resting place for past rulers, including Evis.
With a heavy creak, the sanctuary door opened. King Markus, in a formal robe, and Queen Wies, in a frilly white dress, stood far inside.
Shulavis hurried towards them.
âYouâre late. If you enjoy training that much, how about I personally teach you how to fight?â
Markus looked at his son with his grey eyes that shone fiercely. His slicked-back blonde hair and slim figure gave the impression that he was a powerful person you couldnât let your guard down against, like a successful stockbroker. King Markus was the strongest mage in Mestria. For Shulavis, who was still in training, Markus was probably the last person he would want as an opponent.
âForgive me. Despite having arrived on time, I would like to apologize.â
This bit of sarcasm made Markus snort in disdain.
âWhyâs the girl and pig here?â
His brusque words made Shulavisâ cheeks stiffen.
âIt shouldnât pose any problems to Father regardless of where I take my fiancĂ©.â
Markus sighed as if he was tired of his sonâs back talking, and turned his head towards his wife.
âWies, explain the process so that even an idiot can understand.â
Wies smiled. This person here is a beautiful lady with long, blonde hair and big boobs. Do you all remember the story about sunflowers and violets? Even guys who like small flowers like violets canât help but be drawn to large flowers like sunflowers. Although sheâs married and had a child, Wies is a woman that can be likened to a sunflower that has fully extended its beautiful petals underneath the radiant sun. She should be fairly old, but neither her elegant and intellectual looking face nor her brilliant sunflower body have lost their youthful charms. She could probably be considered a Hollywood celebrity class woman.
While I went on this long thought, Markus averted his eyes and Wies cleared her throat.
Wies pointed at the large sarcophagus enshrined on the altar at the end of the sanctuary. This was the coffin where the body of the royal dynastyâs ancestor, Vatis, was kept.
âIt can only be used once, but the Spear of Destruction, which can take any life without fail, is sealed here.â
Jess gasped beside me.
âAccording to the history book, the spear seems to be hidden in the sarcophagusâ lid, and only one person in Mestria can break the seal. Itâs the rightful successor to the royal dynasty â the youngest descendent of Vatis-samaâs bloodline. In other words, that person is you, Shulavis.â
It was as if Shulavisâ heartbeats were echoing across the quiet and spacious sanctuary. A tense-looking Shulavis walked between his parents, and made his way towards the royal dynasty ancestorâs sarcophagus.
I also approached the sarcophagus, and looked at its lid. Though it was inconspicuous, I noticed a thin arrow symbol etched on the lid. Was it a mark to indicate that the spear was hidden here?
Shulavis cautiously spoke.
âWhat⊠should I do?â
âIt seems you just need to touch the lid while wishing for the Spear of Destruction.â
Shulavis looked at his father. Markus urged Shulavis with his chin.
After bowing towards the statue of Vatis on the altar, Shulavis slowly extended his right hand on to the sarcophagus. All eyes in the sanctuary were focused on that hand.
The hand with sturdy bones and thick blood vessels gently touched the lid.
There was a faint creak, then the sound of the thick stone slab shaking. But other than that, nothing happened.
âWhat are you doing? Wish for the spear, and do it again.â
Shulavis responded to Markusâ annoyed voice by touching the lid again.
The lid shook once again, but still, nothing happened.
Silence.
Markus strode forward and stood right in front of Wies.
âThis is just to confirm things-â
ââŠYes.â
âIs Shulavis my child?â
The air froze.
ââŠEh?â
âIâm asking this to rule out the possibilities. The child you gave birth to is the rightful heir to the royal dynasty; that is to say, heâs my child, correct?â
Wies pulled her head back in fear.
âOf course! Donât tell me you think that someone other than yourself-â
In that moment, Shulavisâ body flew up as if he had been knocked into the air, and he was pinned there, his limbs spread wide in midair. Markus raised his hand in that direction.
âWhat are you doing, Father-!â
Shulavisâ normally cool face was now twisted in pain. Markus held his open hand out like a claw, and Shulavisâ throat was squeezed by an invisible hand. The fair skin on his face turned red in an instant.
âDear, what are you doing?!â
Wies tried to stop him, but she collided with an invisible barrier and was pushed away.
âIf Shulavis is my son, then who are you, who is not my son?â
Markus, with wrinkled brows, was not only powerful, he also exuded a fierce aura. It was an overwhelming sense of intimidation, as if the surrounding walls were about to shatter and collapse.
Shulavis remained dangling in the air with his limbs outstretched, and he groaned in pain.
There was nothing I could do as I froze up like a tonkatsu shopâs storefront decoration.
>TL Note: Tonkatsu is fried pork cutlet.
âMarkus-sama!â
It was Jess who raised her voice.
âThere might be some kind of mistake. Please stop strangling him!â
Those eyes, burning with anger, glared at Jess. Jess took a step back beside me.
âA mistake, you say? What are some possible examples? Go ahead and say them.â
Jess couldnât answer. I steeled myself, took a step forward, and snorted loudly.
(Perhaps the steps were incorrect. Perhaps someone had already taken it. Iâm sure thereâs plenty of ways to confirm whether this is the real Shulavis without needing to strangle him. Or is your magic only capable of this?)
I took it one step further and snorted to provoke him. Markus looked up in disgust, and promptly dropped his hand. Shulavis, still floating with his limbs outstretched, coughed.
âWhat an impertinent pig. How about I roast and eat you?â
He wonât eat me raw?
âThat said, my magic is certainly not only capable of this. Letâs give this a try.â
Markus clasped his hands and cracked his fingers. The next instant, he swung his right hand violently, aiming straight at Shulavis.
Boom! A shockwave shook the air. Shulavisâ body leaned backwards, and fell straight onto the stone floor.
âShulavis!â
Wies rushed to Shulavisâ side, only to see him sit up.
âIâm fine, thereâs no problem.â
His voice was extremely hoarse.
The domestically violent man looked at the two, and lightly sighed.
âI used magic that undoes transformation magic, but it appears to have been ineffective. Something must have gone wrong. Investigate the cause and report back to me.â
Just like that, Markus walked away in displeasure and left the sanctuary without looking back even once.
(Are you alright, Shulavis?)
When I ran up to him, the frizzy-haired handsome guy smiled awkwardly.
âI hope you didnât see my underwear.â
The navy blue robe Shulavis wore was spread open like a skirt.
(I mean, Iâm not interested in a guyâs underwearâŠ)
When I conveyed that, Wies looked at me with cold eyes. Oops. That kind of phrasing would lead to people misunderstanding me as someone whoâs interested in girlsâ underwear. The only underwear Iâm interested in are Jessâ.
Wies wiped away the sweat sliding down her cheek and spoke.
âI will overlook the fact that you looked at my sonâs fiancĂ© indecently this time. Your courageous words helped us. Thank you very much.â
(No, no. It wasnât a big deal.)
Suddenly, an idea came to mind.
(Speaking of which, you have the history book thatâs been passed down the royal family for generations, right maâam?)
âThat is correct.â
(Did you finish reading it?)
My inquiry made Wies tilt her head in confusion.
âNo, only a part of it. My husband was interested in the Spear of Destruction, and he asked me to decipher it⊠so I used my spare time to figure out where it was hidden and how to retrieve it. I didnât read the rest because I didnât have the time.â
With the death of the previous king, Evis, those that remain were now busy with the royal dynastyâs duties. When youâre preoccupied with work, the amount of resource your brain can allocate to other things is limited.
(Would you consider letting me and Jess continue the deciphering? There might still be hints on how to retrieve the Spear of Destruction hidden elsewhere.)
Wies pondered. The dark circles under her eyes stood out prominently on her beautiful, actress-like face.
âThatâs not a bad idea. But the contents of the history book are extremely cruel and unpleasant. Even if youâre fine with it, is Jess able to handle it?â
âOf course!â
Jess asserted without hesitation. Wies looked at her with admiration.
âIs that so? I havenât been able to teach you magic at all lately either. Jess, please try to decipher the history book with Mister Pig. It should serve as a good opportunity for learning.â
âOkay!â
Wies handed the history book that was placed on the side of the altar over to Jess, who answered happily.
âKnowledge can sometimes be more powerful and dangerous than magic. Please proceed carefully.â
After kindly speaking to Jess, Wies looked down at me.
âPlease be careful of your actions from now on as to not suddenly increase the number of dishes for dinner. With my level of magic power, one can easily roast a whole pig.â
It looks like the royal family wonât eat pigs raw even if you provoke them. Good for them.
(Understood. I wonât lay a finger on Jess.)
âWell, pigs donât have fingers.â
Shulavis, who had gotten up and was sitting on the floor, immediately responded seriously. Damn, he ruined my plans to exploit that logic loophole.
(Donât worry, I wonât lay a hand on Jess.)
Although pigs donât have hands!
ââŠHow about you be a little more careful so that your inner thoughts donât leak out?â
Shulavis smiled in amazement. Well, thatâs better than his pained look.
I turned to face Wies again, and used my nose to point at the history book in Jessâ hands.
(Then weâll be borrowing this for some time. Jess, letâs go decipher it at once.)
âYes!â
Jessâ hands seemed to be itching to open the history book.
âAs expected, the procedure was correct. Does that mean someone already took out the Spear of Destruction?â
It was the middle of the night, and Jess, who was lying prone on the bed, said that with me next to her.
It would be bad if someone were to misunderstand something, so let me make it clear that weâre not doing anything shameful. Thereâs just not many positions that allow a pig and a human to read a book at the same time. Itâs just, the chest view of a girl lying on her stomach is, how should I put this, superb. The curves emphasized by gravity is reminiscent of the unexplored regions of mountains, but with the peaks and valleys reversed.
âErm, please focus on the book.â
(Sorry, itâs because pigs have a wider field of view than humans.)
âThen it canât be helped⊠but please be careful. Like at the sanctuary earlier, when you started thinking about Ms. Wiesâ breasts in front of Markus-sama, I broke out in a cold sweat.â
Oh, that.
(That was my strategy to prevent Markus from reading my mind.)
âEeeeh, was that so?!â
(Of course. Markus isnât interested in me, a pig, to begin with. So if I keep thinking sleazy thoughts, heâll get fed up and not try to hear them. On top of that, I deliberately kept thinking about a bunch of obscene things to prevent him from prying my secrets.)
âI see, so thatâs why you did that⊠ I was thinking you were a fickle Mister Pig.â
(Of course not. I only like Jessâ boobs. Believe me.)
âThatâs⊠ Itâs a bit troubling if youâre that expectantâŠâ
While worrying about her chest, Jess flipped through several pages of the jet black history book.
âLetâs return to the subject of the Spear of Destruction. I still think someone already took it out.â
I pulled my gaze back from Jessâ valley to the history book.
(Yeah, but somethingâs kinda off. Wasnât it written that the Spear of Destruction was sealed by Vatis just before she died? By that point, all the mages hostile to her have been wiped out, so there wouldnât have been a reason for the royal family to take out the spear. If youâre a mage, you should be able to kill anyone without the spear, unless an immortal mage appears.)
That means there was someone who could retrieve the spear, but there was no reason for that person to collect it.
âThatâs certainly the case.â
Jess placed her hand on her chin, appearing troubled.
(The only person who could have a motive for taking it out would be Hortis. With the Spear of Destruction, he would have an edge over his powerful brother. But itâs hard to imagine Hortis could have taken the spear.)
Jess nodded.
âAfter all, the method to taking out the spear was written in the history book that Mr. Hortis read, but in the section that was sealed by Evis-sama. So he shouldnât have known how to retrieve it in the first place.â
Then who took the spear? In fact, has the spear been taken out?
(Anyway, this mystery will be solved eventually. For now, letâs figure out another plan that seems promising enough to break the surreptitious sorcererâs immortality magic.)
âMister Pig had an idea just now-â
(Right, itâs the Wedge of Contracts.)
Jess opened the appropriate page. This part was also sealed by Evis. The three great treasures are depicted with simple drawings.
The Spear of Destruction â itâs a narrow spear decorated with spiral shapes. Itâs stated that the spear will take any life, once. Next is the Cup of Salvation. Itâs a small cup decorated with various jewels, and is said to be able to save any life, once. And finally, thereâs the small, sharp, tetrahedron-shaped stone â the Wedge of Contracts. Itâs written that it can give any life the power of miracles, once.
(Since the beginning of Mestria, only one instance of the Spear of Destruction and the Cup of Salvation has existed. But the Wedge of Contracts is different.)
Jess immediately flipped to the passage I mentioned.
ââThe queen found all the dozens of Wedges of Contracts hidden in Mestria, and used all but one. The Final War ended here, with one wedge remaining.â âŠis whatâs written here. Vatis-sama used up many Wedges of Contracts to win the Final War of the Dark Ages.â
(Although the history book isnât kind enough to detail how the wedges were used, it can be inferred.)
ââŠIt can?â
(Yeah. Â Letâs summarize what kind of tool the Wedge of Contracts is.)
Jess muttered âLetâs seeâŠâ while dutifully flipping the pages back to confirm things.
âItâs written that when the Wedge of Contracts is pierced into someoneâs chest, it turns into light and disappears, granting magic power to that person.â
(Right. So how did she use that effect to win the war?)
âHmâŠÂ Maybe she organized an army of mages for herself?â
(During the Final War, Vatis either killed or enslaved all other mages â with the exception of the surreptitious sorcerer. These facts go against Jessâ theory. Whatâs the point in increasing the number of mages when she wants to be the only mage left?)
âYeah,â Jess murmured in agreement, and pondered.
âTo begin with, I was always told Vatis-sama obtained the strongest power after experiencing ecydessa forty-three times, and ended the Dark Ages. This is the first time Iâve heard of her using the Wedges of Contracts. HmâŠâ
(What if those two claims are saying the same thing?)
âThe same thingâŠ?â
As Jess verbalized that, she had a flash of comprehension.
âI see! When a mage uses the Wedge of Contracts, they undergo ecydessa! Thatâs how Vatis-sama was able to experience ecydessa as many times as forty-three.â
(I believe thatâs the case. Even the greatest mage, Evis, has only had ecydessa happen to him twenty-one times. Forty-three is an abnormal number.)
The so-called ecydessa is like a mage shedding, it sneaks up on young mages like a spasm. After they lose consciousness with all magic on them wiped clean, the awakened mage will now be able to use much stronger magic power than before. In other words, an extreme level up. Although itâs difficult to generalize because it also depends on the personâs aptitude and training, the more times you undergo ecydessa, the stronger of a mage you become.
(The Wedge of Contracts doesnât just turn a non-mage into a mage. If a mage uses it, they can forcibly trigger ecydessa and obtain even stronger magic power. Vatis repeated this and underwent ecydessa many times, becoming the strongest.)
Just like some kind of rare candy.
But Jess had a question, and tilted her head.
âErm⊠I understand how Vatis-sama won the war in the Dark Ages, but how does that lead to a method that allows us to defeat the surreptitious sorcerer? Even if Markus-sama uses the final Wedge of Contracts, it only changes his ecydessa count from 19 to 20. I donât know if thatâs enough to kill the surreptitious sorcererâŠâ
I confidently conveyed this to the anxious Jess.
(No. The last Wedge of Contracts is not for Markus, but for the surreptitious sorcerer.)
âEeeeh?! Is it alright to make the enemy stronger?â
I explained to the shocked Jess.
(I want you to think back to the time when you took over my curse and almost died, Jess.)
âOkayâŠâ
(How did you survive the curse there, even though it was able to kill Evis?)
âI wanted to recover the memories that were sealed by Evis-sama, and experienced ecydessa-Â Ah!â
It helps that she catches on quick.
âWhen ecydessa occurs, all magic disappears from the mageâs body. That means the surreptitious sorcererâs immortality magic can also be removed this way!â
(Exactly. We just need to stab the surreptitious sorcerer with the Wedge of Contracts, and after he succumbs to ecydessa, we lay his defenseless body to rest. Thatâll surely kill him. In fact, Iâm sure Vatis used this method to kill the hostile immortal mages. By using the Wedges of Contracts to strengthen herself and destroy immortality, Vatis ended the Dark Ages.)
With twinkling eyes, Jess added.
âMaybe the reason the surreptitious sorcerer lacked destructive power with his attacks is because he didnât want to lose his immortality magic, so he suppressed his ecydessas.â
(I see. It makes sense to think of it this way.)
Our information lined up in various places. We can probably view this as the answer.
âThen letâs report this to Markus-sama immediately! Even without the Spear of Destruction, as long as we can find the only remaining Wedge of Contracts, weâll be able to defeat the surreptitious sorcerer!â
âŠâŠ
(No, wait a moment.)
As I conveyed that, I looked at Jessâ valle- face.
(Why donât we search for the Wedge of Contracts ourselves?)
âEhâŠ?â
(Iâm a little worried if itâs just the two of us, so it might be alright to rely on Shulavis as well, but we canât let Markus know.)
âWhy is that?â
(Think about it. The Liberation Army has the trump card known as Hortis, but they havenât gathered the necessary substance to negotiate with the royal dynasty, so right now, itâs just having a person close to the royal dynasty as their ally. But what if they also happen to have a great treasure that could kill the surreptitious sorcerer?)
Jess lowered her voice and answered.
âThatâs right, it becomes more advantageous for them.â
(Itâs not an exaggeration to say that the Liberation Armyâs survival currently depends on Hortis only. If Markus manages to cajole Hortis back, the Liberation Army will be reduced to a disposable tool. It wouldnât surprise me if theyâre all killed the moment Markus feels that theyâre in the way even slightly. So to prevent that from happening, we need to obtain another trump card for the Liberation Army.)
âYou mean to use the Wedge of Contracts as a bargaining chip, right?â
(Yeah. Just like how Shulavis took himself hostage to establish an alliance between the royal dynasty and the Liberation Army, we need a strategy and something of value to make changes to the current Mestria. We need to make this happen ourselves.)
Jess clenched her fists.
âLetâs do it. For everyone in the royal family, for everyone in the Liberation Army, and for a future where everyone can be happy, letâs find the Wedge of Contracts!â
(Itâs decided then. We should be able to figure out how to obtain the last wedge as long as we read through the history book. Letâs gather all the clues and head out tomorrow. Should we call up Shulavis too?)
Jess appeared a bit hesitant.
âErm⊠ W-what do you think, Mister Pig?â
(Naturally itâll be more reassuring to have Shulavis with us. Heâs a trustworthy, serious-minded guy. It doesnât hurt to have him around. Although if I had to say, it might make it easier for Markus to find out.)
âThatâs right! Iâm sorry. Then letâs inform Mr. Serious-, I mean, Mr. Shulavis, as well.â
Why did she apologize?
(Letâs strike while the iron is hot. I want to talk to him first thing in the morning tomorrow. Hopefully by then, weâll have deciphered enough of the history book to have an idea of where to look for the Wedge of Contracts. Jess, do you think you can keep going?)
I watched as Jess clenched her hands in front of her chest, as if to say sheâll do her best.
âOf course. Is Mister Pig going to be okay?â
(Yeah, since I took a nap alongside you, Jess. The night is still young.)
Jess tucked her shoulders in, and a mischievous smiled surfaced across her lips.
âI wonât let you sleep tonight, Mister Pig.â
âIn other words, you want to ask Mother about the location of the Cave of Oaths?â
Shulavis, who had his room assailed right after waking up, asked with his frizzy hair even frizzier than usual. Although his furniture had an elegant feel to them, they were all made of wood in a simple style, and his sofa and curtains both used a plain grey color scheme. One of the walls was a tightly packed bookshelf filled with books of all sizes, while another was neatly decorated with weapons and armors. For a princeâs room, I found it to be quite modest.
Without paying any heed to Shulavisâ sleepy yawn, Jess explained.
âThatâs correct. It was written in the history book that the tool for finding the Wedge of Contracts is hidden there.â
The history book detailed it quite clearly. It seems the tool called Rutaâs Eye, which Vatis used to collect the Wedges of Contracts, was enshrined at the Cave of Oaths. However, no matter where we looked, we couldnât find the location of the cave. All we knew was that itâs a place used by members of the royal family to establish their marriage vows.
Shulavis groaned.
âIâve been told that the location of the Cave of Oaths is normally only revealed to royalties just before they marry. If we canât come up with a good reason for it, she probably wonât tell us.â
(You just have to lie and say something like itâs necessary for obtaining the Spear of Destruction.)
âI mean, even if you tell me to just lieâŠâ
Shulavis ran his fingers through his hair while looking away.
Jess asked, ââŠAre there any problems with that?â
âMother is a very intelligent person. As her son, if I tell a lie, sheâll definitely see through it.â
(Then letâs go ask Markus. Iâm sure your lies will be more effective there.)
He looked at me with a bitter expression.
âAfter seeing what happened yesterday, you still dare to say that? Father may not see through my lies, but heâs already in a foul mood, and doubts me and Mother. If by any chance Iâm caught, Iâll be killed. I would rather be spanked by Mother instead.â
(Wies spanks you if you lie?)
In that case, it might not be a bad idea for me to lie and see what happens.
Perhaps due to his slip of the tongue, Shulavis kept his mouth shut and frowned. He did seem bad at lying directly to a personâs face.
(Anyway, itâll be fine. You just have to change the fact that weâre looking for the Wedge of Contracts into us looking for the Spear of Destruction. Thatâll be the only lie. And if you run into any trouble, Iâll back you up.)
âAre you sure? Mother isnât as easy to deal with as Father.â
Shulavisâ jade-colored eyes looked in my direction.
(Donât worry. Who do you think I am?)
No one said anything.
âŠIâm the scrawny four-eyed shitty virgin.
Shulavisâ brows furrowed.
âEven with a shitty virgin like you as her opponent, Mother wonât take it lightly and overlook the flaws in your logic. If she catches onto the lie, not only will the matter regarding the Wedge of Contracts be known to Father, should he probe further, even Uncleâs secret might be at stake. Are you confident that this wonât fail?â
I got a bit annoyed after being called a shitty virgin by a guy.
(No problem. I have a trump card in case of an emergency. Please trust me and lend us your help.)
After momentarily staring at me, Shulavis nodded.
âAlright. Follow me.â
Shulavis snapped both handsâ fingers, and in an instant, his messy bed hair was fixed.
We left Shulavisâ room and headed for Wiesâ study.
Wiesâ study was located in a separate location from King Markusâ study. Markus mainly dealt with top-secret matters, so he basically stayed at the center of the royal palace, but Wies mainly dealt with matters related to the citizens of the royal capital, so she stayed at the outskirts of the royal palace where she can interact with the capitalâs residents.
We, two humans and a pig, were welcomed into the reception room built for the capitalâs citizens. Markusâ study used dark-colored wood as its basis and exuded a calm atmosphere, but the reception room here was decorated in white and gold with flashy interiors. Even its furniture details were engraved and gilded. Dozens of Yesma collars were stacked on a gemstone-decorated glass shelf. Was it to put up a front for outsiders? We sat down on a huge fluffy sofa and faced a tired-looking Wies.
âIf possible, please keep it short.â
After drinking a bit of the mysterious, smoking, blue liquid from a small glass goblet, Wies sat in the sofa facing us.
Shulavis chose his words carefully and requested.
âCould you please tell me the location of the Cave of Oaths?â
Wies, who was in the middle of drinking the mysterious liquid, immediately choked, spilling the liquid from the goblet. The carpet fabric melted with a sizzle.
She took a deep breath, and regained her usual composed and beautiful smile. With a couple hand waves, the melted carpet was repaired as if time had been rewound. Wies placed the goblet on the table. The blue liquid continued to smoke.
âThe Cave of OathsâŠÂ Are you serious? What is this for?â
Shulavis, fidgeting next to me, straightened himself again.
âBecause it may contain clues on how to obtain the Spear of Destruction.â
Wies thought about it for a moment.
âWas it written in the history book?â
It was an interrogative question. Shulavis didnât speak, so Jess answered.
âYes. Mister Pig and I deciphered it.â
âIn that case, since this was something I should have been taking care of, I will go there. Please tell me where the relevant sections are located in the history book.â
This time, Jess didnât open her mouth either. I snorted with my nose.
(Actually, itâs not written clearly in the history book. Itâs an idea I came up with out of the blue, so itâs highly likely that itâll be a waste of time. I would feel really bad for making you check even though youâre so busy.)
âThat place is where members of the royal family go to exchange marriage vows.â
Wies sighed and drank the contents of the goblet.
âItâs not a place for an outsider like you, or people who havenât even made plans for their marriage.â
(Even when the royal familyâs survival is at stake, thatâs what youâre worried about?)
When I conveyed that provocatively, Wies raised her thin eyebrows slightly and looked at me.
âThat might have been effective on my husband, but provocations wonât work on me. Iâm not foolish enough as to lose my judgement from such words.â
I could see Shulavisâ butt shifting in discomfort from the corner of my eyes.
âYou seem to have a reason for wanting to deny my proposal, Mister Pig. I canât bring myself to take you seriously if you keep hiding it. Be honest and tell me why.â
It doesnât look like sheâll be easy to deal with. I prepared myself and looked back at Wies.
(The first reason is like I said in the beginning â I donât want to bother you with my wild ideas that may or may not be correct, and the other reason, Iâm not very comfortable talking about it right now, unless you really want to hear it.)
âGo ahead and tell me.â
Wies crossed her slender, beautiful legs with a dignified attitude. After a short pause, I conveyed.
(Itâs to motivate Shulavis and Jess, who are reluctant to marry.)
âWhat?â
âEeeeh?â
Surprised voices came from both my sides.
(At this point, Iâm just going to say it: these two have no intention of getting married at all. Shulavis is doing this in order to allow Jess to remain in the royal family, and Jess only agreed to be his fiancĂ© because I asked it of her.)
Stillness. It was Wies that broke the silence.
âIs that true⊠you two?â
Neither Jess nor Shulavis uttered a word. Their actions spoke louder than words.
From between the two silent individuals, I conveyed.
(I figured going to the marriage vow place would be a perfect way to break through this stalemate⊠but if I misunderstood things, then I apologize. I was being too nosy.)
Wies gaped with her small mouth and sat there in a daze. After a while, she spoke.
ââŠIs that so? Itâs good that youâre so honest.  In fact, this was something Iâve been worrying about ever since you returned to Jessâ side.â
Jess opened her mouth as if to protest, but perhaps she couldnât find the right words to refute with, as she shut her mouth without saying anything.
âNaturally, I donât think that just going to the Cave of Oaths will change their minds⊠but I understand. Itâs true that Iâm busy. As long as youâre able to pay attention to safety, it would be best for you three to go.â
Breathing a sigh of relief, Shulavis asked.
âSo youâre willing to tell us the caveâs location, Mother?â
âAlright. You two will go there eventually anyway.â
Wies returned to her study, and came back with a small map.
âThe Cave of Oaths is at the depths of the cave where Vatis-sama exchanged vows with her consort, Ruta. Itâs located at the edge of the Cross Rocklands.â
Her slender finger pointed at a location on the map, and a red dot appeared as if ink was seeping into that spot.
âThis place can only be visited by members of the royal family, and only descendants of Vatis-sama can open the cave. It should be safe, but please be careful.â
Shulavis quickly got up, and lightly bowed.
âThank you very much, Mother.â
He then urged us to leave the room together.
Whether it was during our dragon ride towards the rocklands or during our walk to the destination cave after dismounting the dragon, Jess kept silent with her head down the entire time. When I said this trip was to encourage Jess and Shulavis to get married, it was a lie to divert Wiesâ attention. I explained it to the two of them, but it still seems like I offended Jess in some subtle way.
(Hey Jess.)
We were inside a rocky forest. Even when I appended parentheses to talk to Jess, she would look away with a pout.
Since she already knew the general location of the cave, Jess steadily descended in that direction â the stream, on her own. She let the black defensive robe that Evis left behind flutter without ever looking back.
âItâs rare for Jess to get this angry.â
Shulavis walked next to me and whispered. He was also wearing a robe with max defense power.
(Rather than calling it rare, this might be the first time.)
No matter how much I looked at her panties, Jess wouldnât get angry; and no matter how sleazy my thoughts were, she would smile and pretend to not have heard them. Even though I had a reason for doing that, I didnât expect her to be so peeved from me simply hinting I wanted her to marry Shulavis.
âThough I think itâs best you stop looking at her underwear.â
A serious response came from the side. Sorry, but it canât be helped because Iâm a pig.
âYouâre using the same excuse as UncleâŠÂ Just because you have the appearance of an animal doesnât automatically mean youâll be forgiven.â
Another serious straight man comment was thrown at me.
(It would help me if you donât mind my monologues too much.)
When I conveyed that, Shulavis lightly nodded and changed the topic.
âWell⊠I think you did the right thing, and you were quite quick-witted. If it were me, I wouldnât have been able to dodge Motherâs questioning.â
Shulavis clumsily smiled. He seemed to be encouraging me.
(I simply took advantage of the feelings of a mother who worries about her son. Itâs nothing praiseworthy.)
After contemplating for a while, Shulavis asked back.
âThe feelings of a mother who worries about her sonâŠ?â
(Yeah. Wies wishes for your well-being. She also seems to like Jess very much, so she must be looking forward to your marriage being finalized. I hinted to her that the marriage might be in jeopardy, and made her think that I wanted to try and do something about it, which allowed me to slip through her guard.)
âI see. So thatâs what happened. I was wondering why Mother accepted our proposal so willingly.â
We proceeded silently for some time, following after Jess.
ââŠHey, Pig.â
Shulavis continued to face forward, even as he said that.
âAre you really going to disappear?â
A cool breeze blew through the forest, rustling the branches and shaking off their dead leaves.
(Yeah, Iâll disappear.)
Even I was surprised by how immediate my response was as I trotted along through the rocks.
(After all, I still have some attachments to my original world, and I donât intend on staying as a pig for the rest of my life.)
âThen what would you do if you could turn back into a human with magic? Uncle was able to transform into a dog. I donât know of any precedents, but it might be possible to turn a pig into a human.â
This guy sure likes to make things difficult.
(If I change back to how I looked, Jess will be disillusioned with me. Iâm only doted on because Iâm a pig. If I become a human, Iâm just going to be a scrawny four-eyed shitty virgin.)
âI donât think Jess cares about appearances-â
(Besides, Evis told me to go back. He told me to go back when the critical moment arrives.)
ââŠIf someone tells you to go die, youâll willingly die?â
Still facing forward with an expressionless look, Shulavis flatly pressed me.
âWhy donât you consider your own happiness? Iâm sure you like Jess. And Iâm certain that Jess is also fond of you. Why wonât you carry through with that simple setup?â
How should I know?
(If I hadnât come back, Jess would have married you and been happy as a royalty. I honestly donât have the guts to sacrifice that kind of happiness.)
âBut as it stands now, Jess doesnât hold any feelings for me. Is it alright for the woman you love to marry that kind of guy? If she marries me, a descendant of the royal family, sheâll eventually have to have a child.â
âŠHow should I know?
(Itâs not like anyone can predict how Jess will feel in the future. Iâm sure her feelings for me are temporary, and she may end up falling for you. Youâre a good guy. Youâre bad at jokes, and you take things way too seriously, but youâre an earnest, honest, and understanding guy. Youâre also pretty handsome. If she can marry a prince like you, Iâm confident sheâll forget about this sleazy pig someday.)
âMother would-â
Shulavis looked down at me.
âMother would often confide to me that women will only fall in love with the person they fell in love with.â
(What are you talking about?)
Isnât that obvious and not limited to women only?
âMother bid farewell to the person she loved and arrived at the capital alone as a Yesma. She was evaluated highly because of her strength, wisdom, and lack of a partner, so she was chosen as Fatherâs partner.â
(âŠSo it wasnât a marriage of love.)
âYeah. I grew up being told by Mother that the only person she loves in this world is me.â
I sensed what Shulavis was trying to say, and was at a loss for words.
âI donât believe marrying into the royal family is a form of happiness. You should take this more seriously and think about what to do. Youâre drawing a conclusion too hastily.â
Before I knew it, we had reached the stream at the bottom of the valley. The sun didnât reach here, and there were many black rocks lying around. Jess was waiting in front of a small cave that had water trickling out of it. She had her hands clasped in front of her chest as if in a daze, and was looking downwards.
âThis seems to be the place.â
Shulavis checked the map and spoke.
âLetâs head inside. Itâs dark, so try not to leave my side.â
Shulavis raised his left hand and lit it with a warm magic light. The melancholy side-view of Jessâ biting her lower lip was illuminated by the warm light.
The cave was wide enough for two people to walk side by side. We walked for some time with Shulavis in front, and me and Jess next to each other behind him. Black pebbles were piled around our feet, with the flowing water moistening them. Jessâ robe was long enough to reach her ankles, so her-, no, never mind.
Jess looked in my direction. Rather than looking sullen or angry, her expression was more akin to â or rather, it was completely filled with sorrow. It was like she had been betrayed by someone she trusted, or her lover had suddenly broken up with her.
âItâs a dead end.â
Shulavis raised the ball of light high, illuminating the area. The end of the cave was a bit wider, but there didnât seem to be a way forward from here.
(Only members of the royal family can enter the Cave of Oaths, right? Then shouldnât there be some kind of biometric authentication â something that checks your bodyâs characteristics, around here?)
âRight. Let me look for it.â
Shulavis moved his face close to the rock wall and began searching the area.
Next to me, Jess silently pretended to look around the wall for some time, but after sneaking glances at me, she knelt down and opened up.
âUm⊠Mister Pig. Iâm⊠sorry.â
Although it was in a low voice, it echoed a lot inside the cave. I saw Shulavisâ back react for a moment, but the serious prince resumed his search.
(Whatâs wrong? Why the sudden apology?)
âNo, I⊠I got too emotional. Even though Mister Pig didnât do anything wrong. Sorry. Can we please make up?â
Jess smiled. For some reason, I was reminded of when we first met.
(I may have said something insensitive as well. Sorry.)
âItâs fine.â
At that moment, I heard a light cough and turned towards it.
âI found a trace of magic. I think we can enter from here.â
As he spoke, Shulavis pressed his hand against the damp rockface. The large bedrock moved smoothly, like a revolving door, opening an entrance for us to pass through. Itâs probably a secret door that can only be opened by members of the royal family.
âIs everyone ready?â
We nodded and followed Shulavis.
After stepping through the hidden door, the old lanterns on the walls, made of gold and glass, lit up one after another, illuminating the cramped room.
It was a room with pastel colored wall paintings and an altar. Windowless rock walls surrounded us from every angle. It was a fairly enclosed space, but even so, it didnât feel stuffy probably because of the colorful murals. They realistically depicted a blonde woman and a black-haired man meeting each other, deepening their relationship, and arriving at this cave.
In front of the altar at the center of the room was a statue of a woman with her left hand on her chest and her right hand raised upright. She was the dynastyâs founder, Vatis.
âI believe these murals are about Vatis-sama and her consort, Ruta.â
Shulavis analyzed.
âThis is where the royalties and their fiancĂ©s come to offer their prayers to Vatis-sama.â
Hearing that, Jess quietly averted her eyes from Shulavis.
(Is that all there is to do here?)
When I asked, Shulavis placed a hand on his chin.
âIâm not sure. Since youâre supposed to exchange vows, I donât think itâs just praying. There should be some kind of ritual.â
We stood together and looked around the room. The room surrounded by thick rocks was silent, and even at a pigâs height, I could clearly hear the breathing sounds of Shulavis and Jess.
Jess carefully took out the history book from her bag.
âItâs written that Rutaâs Eye, which indicates the location of the Wedges of Contracts, is buried in the innermost wall. I wonder where the innermost part is.â
âDoes that mean thereâs somewhere further in than this place?â
Shulavis surveyed the walls. Since the door we entered from had closed, this place became like a cuboidal secret room. Although this place looked like a dead endâŠ
(The murals seem to be telling a story.)
When I conveyed that, Jess agreed.
âYeah, itâs just like what was written in the history book. The two met at the basin of a waterfall, conversed at an orchard, fought at the rocklands, fled to a forest, and exchanged vows in a cave â the scenes that Vatis-sama and Mr. Ruta experienced appear to be faithfully recreated within these murals.â
âI see.â
Shulavis pointed at the painting near the entrance.
âThatâs the painting of the waterfall basin. And-â
Following the wall to the right, he touched the next painting.
âThis is the orchard. Next to it is the rocklands, the forest, and finally, the cave. It even shows them entering this cave.â
In front of Shulavisâ eyes was a drawing of a woman leading a man through the cave.
Jess looked next to the painting. The altar was there, but there was no painting.
âThe crucial scene where they exchange vows isnât here.â
(Iâm sure thereâs a continuation to that painting. Perhaps somewhere out of sight?)
Without me needing to ask, Shulavis stepped forward and touched the cave painting.
Click. There was a square cut inside the rock wall, and it was about to open inwards.
âLooks like you were right. Thereâs another hidden door here.â
Shulavis pushed against the wall with his hands and opened the hidden door. It was dark inside.
Just as I thought that, the lanterns made of gold and glass lit up one after another in the darkness, illuminating the straight passageway that stretched ahead. It was a long and narrow path, and I couldnât see where it led.
âLetâs go!â
Despite her efforts to restrain herself, Jess spoke in an excited tone. Shulavis and I nodded. I got the feeling we were steadily getting closer to Rutaâs Eye.
After passing through the door, I saw that the murals continued through the long passageway. In the first painting, the man and woman were passionately kissing each other.
My virgin antenna reacted sharply to the words âexchanging vows.â And then I remembered: when Shulavis asked about the location of this place, Wies was shaken and accidentally choked on her drink.
âShulavisâŠÂ Are you serious? What is this for?
Wies is married to Markus. She must have visited this place before. What did she see here? Whatâs depicted in the depths of this passageway?
(âŠJess, this passageway is pretty narrow, and itâll probably be fine for just me and Shulavis to proceed. After all, this place was likely built to allow only two people to enter. What do you say? Itâs not good to be too crowded, so why donât you wait at the altar room?)
Looking dissatisfied, Jess tried to push forward.
âWhy? I also want to see whatâs up ahead.â
âIs there a problem?â
Being stared at by two pairs of innocent eyes was troubling. This is why pure people are soâŠ
(Alright, fine. Itâs none of my business if you come to regret it later.)
I yielded. The two of them didnât seem to have noticed the dangerous atmosphere, and proceeded without hesitation.
The passageway was narrow. Shulavis, who had to tuck his head in as to not scrape it, walked in front and was followed by an expectant Jess. I was in the rear. The walls, painted white, continued the earlier drawings. The man and womanâs clothes were disheveled, and the process of their clothes falling onto the floor were serialized like a storyboard.
After walking for some time, the man and woman on the mural were completely naked. Shulavis, who couldnât turn back, advanced silently with bright red ears; and Jess, who seemed to have finally noticed, walked while staring at the floor.
I was reminded of the guy who forgot his textbook for health class, and the girl who sat next to him and had to share her textbook with him. How adorable. At my level, these kinds of paintings donât do anything for me.
The erotic passageway eventually led to a stone chamber that was even smaller than the altar room. The floor was covered with a thick carpet, and the nude figures of the man and woman intertwined were boldly depicted on the wall.
Jess froze after noticing the mural. Shulavis was also visibly shaken, as he quickly looked away and turned his body towards us. Even though we were inside a cool cave, the two of them were flushed and sweating. Jeez. Thatâs why I warned you.
âI-if you realized it already, couldnât you have told us beforehand?â
Shulavis spoke with his chiseled face contorted in shame.
(Iâm pretty sure I said itâs none of my business if you come to regret it later.)
In response to my indifferent answer, Shulavis opened and closed his mouth like a fish as if to argue back. With that said, I didnât expect the usually super calm Shulavis to lose this much composure.  Is he a virgin?
âW⊠Wh-whatâs wrong with being a virgin?!â
The handsome prince retorted sharply, freezing the atmosphere of the room that was already at its limits.
Jess looked at her feet, as if to try and eliminate her presence as much as possible.
âThe act of making a child should only be done with the appropriate woman at the appropriate time for those who bear the royal bloodline. Vatis-samaâs blood is godâs blood. If any mistakes were made, it could threaten the royal family itself. And if I were to fool around, I wouldnât be able to explain myself to Uncle, who was forbidden from falling in love with a woman as the kingâs brother. Unlike you, Iâm not a virgin because thatâs just how things turned out; I disciplined myself to remain a virgin because itâs my responsibility.â
For some reason, I felt a sense of kinship with Shulavis, who was red-faced and quick to explain himself.
(Um, sorry. I get itâŠÂ That was my fault, so if you could, please ignore my monologuesâŠ)
Itâs problematic for me as well when someone listens to my thoughts without permission and then gets offended.
Shulavis glanced at Jess and noticed she was observing our situation with a wry smile. He took a deep breath, and calmed himself.
ââŠNo, um, I should be apologizing. I lost my temper there.â
Thatâs right. Letâs get along as fellow virgins.
Shulavis avoided the carpet and strode towards the back of the room with his head held high. Itâs not hard to imagine what happened on this carpet, in this secret room where marriage vows are exchanged.
(Jess, you can head back if you want to.)
When I conveyed this to Jess, who stood hesitantly at the entrance, she shook her head.
âIâm okay. I was just a little surprised.â
In the end, Jess and I followed Shulavis and stood before the mural with the intertwined man and woman.
âItâs gone.â
Thatâs all Shulavis said. Rutaâs Eye â I focused on the manâs face on the mural. Only the part of the wall where his eye should have been painted had been dug deeply into and gouged out.
âEeeehâŠÂ Does this mean someone took it before usâŠ?â
Jess voiced dejectedly.
âWell, it was written in the history book after all. Grandfather may have already taken it out.â
(Or perhaps even earlier than that?)
At my words, Shulavis shook his head.
âNo. I heard the history book was sealed for many years by Vatis-sama, and it was Grandfather who unsealed it. It seems the original was strictly managed by Grandfather until he passed away; and as for the history book replica, the passages related to the three great treasures should have been sealed by him.â
Shulavis pondered indifferently while facing the erotic mural.
âThe only person who could have come here before us would have to be Grandfather. Iâm afraid he might have obtained Rutaâs Eye and hid it somewhere else.â
I also stared at the erotic mural, and paid attention to where the manâs eye was gouged out. When I shifted my gaze downwards-
(Or perhaps someone very recently came here.)
The two of them looked at me.
âBut, after Evis-sama passed away, arenât we the first toâŠ?â
Hearing Jessâ question, I pointed at Shulavisâ feet with my nose.
(Look. The stone fragments from when the wall was gouged are still here and havenât been scattered.)
I can see it clearly from a pigâs perspective. It looked like fine debris that had recently fallen and accumulated.
(In fact, thereâs one other person who could have reached here before us, isnât there?)
Shulavis tilted his head, perplexed.
âApart from us, only Father and Mother should have read the inherited history book. But the two of them have remained in the capital the entire time, and thereâs no reason for them to hide the fact that they found Rutaâs Eye from us.â
(Isnât there one other person? Someone who currently has the history book in his hands?)
Jess immediately realized it.
âYou mean Mr. Hortis?â
(Thatâs right. I overlooked it before because I was focused on the crass mystery game, but thinking back, there was something strange about it. Why did he need both the water and history book to turn back into a human? Itâs weird to pair them together since theyâre completely unrelated. Both are things that couldnât be acquired without entering the capital, but were relatively easy to get once youâre in the capital. In that case, was it necessary for him to require two keys to unlock his anklet?)
Jess placed a hand on her chin.
âErm, in other words⊠he could have changed back into a human with just the water, but he wanted the history book and lied about there being two keys?â
(Correct. When Hortis was going to change back, didnât he say he was going to be completely naked and hid somewhere? And then after he returned to being a human, he didnât hand back the history book by saying he damaged it. Isnât that suspicious?)
When he sent us to get the water from the spring, he made us also bring the history book that was not actually necessary for his transformation.
Jess and I were cleverly used by Hortis as his hands and feet to bring the history book out of the capital to him, who couldnât enter it.
Shulavis tilted his head in doubt while looking at me.
âYou have a point, but the history book you gave Uncle is a copy, and the important parts were sealed by Grandfather, right? He shouldnât have been able to read the passages written about the location of the great treasures.â
That might not be the case.
(Think back to Jessâ memories.)
âMy memoriesâŠ?â
I nodded in affirmation.
(By sealing the pages instead of tearing them off, Evis was hoping the seal would be broken someday. Do you think he would cast a magic seal that would remain sealed even after his death?)
Jess quickly spoke.
âSo when Evis-sama casted the magic, he set it so that the seal would be easier to break after his death, right?â
ââŠI see. That does sound like something Grandfather would have done. Uncle is a skilled mage, so it wouldnât be out of the ordinary for him to be able to undo the sealing magic that was weakened after Grandfatherâs death.â
(Then letâs check our answer.)
I moved over to Shulavisâ feet and sniffed the ground. Beyond the rockâs scent â there was an unmistakably familiar smell mixed within. It was a dogâs smell. The passageway to get here was narrow, which meant he didnât come to this stone room in the form of a tall human, but in the form of a nimble dog.
(We got it right. Hortis was here, so recently, in fact, that his smell hasnât even faded.)
It was past noon when we arrived at the mansion of the Liberation Army.
âSo he really isnât here?â
Shulavis confirmed with Nott from behind the gate. Nott glanced at us and replied.
âYeah. Hortis said he had something to take care of and would be gone for a while. I figured he headed towards where you guys were.â
âWas that the first time heâs gone out since changing back into a human yesterday morning?â
âNo, he wasnât here yesterday afternoon either. He returned at night, and left before noon today.â
He went out twice. Assuming he deciphered the history book he got yesterday and immediately went to find Rutaâs Eye, and he left today to look for the Wedge of Contracts, then that number lines up.
After making eye contact with us, Shulavis nodded towards Nott.
ââŠI see. Thank you for your help. Thatâs all we wanted to ask.â
âHold it. Iâve answered your questions, so tell me whatâs going on. Didnât Hortis give Jess a shell? Why donât you use that to contact him? Where and what is Hortis doing?â
Nott asked with a piercing gaze while pulling the black stole up to his chin. It looks like he doesnât trust Hortis at all, since Hortis could be a spy sent by the royal dynasty.
Shulavis took a step towards the gate, held his breath, and explained.
âUncle is acting on his own. He seems to be plotting something, but he isnât just keeping it from you, heâs also been silent to us. Itâs something that might be disadvantageous to the royal dynasty, and beneficial to the Liberation Army.â
âSo youâre trying to get ahead of him and stop him?â
Nott also took a step closer to the gate.
Even though heâs got the looks, this guyâs conversation skills are terrible as hell. Sensing the dangerous atmosphere, I walked towards those twoâs feet.
(Itâs just the opposite, Nott. Weâd love to cooperate with him if itâs in the interests of the Liberation Army. But I still canât trust Hortis. He manipulated us to his advantage, and it feels like heâs acting alone with some kind of purpose in mind.)
Nott knitted his eyebrows.
âThat perverted bastard does seem to be hiding something serious behind his playful attitude. Sanon also warned me not to trust him too much.â
(I agree with him. Weâre currently looking for a treasure that will give the Liberation Army an advantage, but Hortis got ahead of us.)
âGive the Liberation Army an advantage? What kind of treasure is that?â
(Simply put, itâs a tool for killing the surreptitious sorcerer.)
Nott pulled the stole up his chin again. I wonder if heâs feeling cold.
âI get it. So itâs a plan that tries to equalize the power between the royal dynasty and the Liberation Army as much as possible.  And you donât want that incomprehensible perverted bastard snatching it away, right?â
(I think Hortis is on our side, but weâre taking precautions just to be sure. We canât put too much trust in those who are acting in secrecy.)
âOkay. Iâll keep an eye on him too.â
Nott seemed to understand, so I proposed an idea. I had him let us into the garden, and from there, the three humans plus a pig will contact Hortis together. As for how, weâll use the shell that Jess received from Hortis.
(Shulavis, this form of communication canât read my thoughts, right?)
When asked, Shulavis turned his attention to the shell Jess was holding.
âAs long as you donât make a sound, itâll be fine. To begin with, outside of very special conditions, the power of heart doesnât work unless youâre close to and aware of the target.â
I remembered the praying voice that once reached Jess from the outskirts of here, Munires. Very special conditions, huh? I guess itâs probably not applicable this time around.
We sat in a circle on the manicured lawn in the cypress-filled garden, and Jess held the white conch shell she received from Hortis.
âOkay, here I go.â
After looking at us, Jess leaned her face into the shell.
âMr. Hortis!â
Around thirty seconds passed after Jess called. As we waited motionlessly, the white shell changed colors to a reddish brown in an instant. A manâs voice answered.
ăHey hey, Jess. Did you miss me?ă
A rumbling noise could be heard behind his voice. It didnât sound anywhere near here.
âErm, um⊠I didnât really miss you that muchâŠâ
After Jessâ serious reply, there was a pause. He was probably moping.
ăSo what did you need me for?ă
He sure switched gears quickly.
Nott, Shulavis, and I held our breath and listened to their conversation.
âThereâs something I would like to discuss with youâŠÂ Mr. Hortis, where are you right now?â
ăItâs difficult to describe. Iâm currently one with nature, with not a single thread on me.ă
He dodged the question.
âAre you not staying with the members of the Liberation Army?â
As per our discussion earlier, Jess asked the leading question. He paused for a while, and only the mysterious rumbling sound resounded from the shell. Jess gave me a worried look.
(Donât worry. Iâll definitely help when you run into trouble.)
Our exchange shouldnât have been heard by the other party because it didnât make any sound.
Seemingly relieved, Jess relaxed her shoulders.
ăHrm. It looks like someoneâs behind you. The innocent Jess that I know of wouldnât try to trick people like this. Did Virgin-kun put that idea in your head?ă
Not just me â Shulavis, and even Nott reacted with a twitch. Lol.
(Look, calm down. The virgin heâs referring to is me. Jess, tell him the pig is with you.)
âUm, Mister Pig is here with me.â
ăNo doubt about it. But thatâs odd. If youâre at the Liberation Armyâs mansion, then you should have heard my story from Nott-kun. And since youâre outside, Shulavis should be with you just like last time.ă
Crap, did the shell have positional magic set on it? That means our movements have been tracked since leaving the capital this morning.
Nott looked at me with composed eyes. Shulavis, meanwhile, pressed his hand between his brows.
We need to figure out what to say immediately, or else the period of silence will raise suspicions. I reviewed the facts we could reveal so that we could maintain as much of our information advantage as possible.
(Tell him Shulavis is the only other person with you. Letâs pretend weâre keeping this communication with him a secret from Nott. Itâs fine to admit you heard his story from Nott.)
âUm, sorry⊠Mr. Shulavis is here too.â
ăIs Nott-kun not there?ă
âWe kept it a secret from Mr. Nott and contacted you.â
ăI see, I see. Then it should be fine to talk about you guys being in that erotic room up until now, right?ă
Nott eyeballed us suspiciously. Shulavis placed a hand against his forehead. This man, Hortis, is quite cunning. By implying that heâs going to babble about the royal dynastyâs secrets, heâs threatening to make things worse for us if Nott really was nearby.
However, even if Hortis were to start talking about the royal dynastyâs secrets, Nott is a trustworthy person, so there wonât be any problems. On the contrary, sharing these secrets with Nott will strengthen his trust in us.
(No need to give into his threats. Shulavis, insist to him that Nott isnât here.)
âUncle, Nott is not here.â
When the serious-minded guy says it, it carries a lot of persuasive power.
As if he fell into thought, Hortis paused eerily for some time before replying.
ăYou donât seem to have much faith in Nott-kun. Heâs a trustworthy man.  As his pet dog, I can guarantee it.ă
(Letâs ask him where he is for now, Jess.)
When I conveyed that, Jess nodded with serious eyes.
âMr. Hortis, where are you right now?â
ăWhat are you going to do after hearing where?ă
âWhat Mr. Hortis is looking for, and what weâre looking for, should be the same thing. Letâs stop acting separately and work together.â
Jess answered according to the plan.
ăIf youâll let me sniff your thighs again, Iâll think about it.ă
âUncle!â
Shulavis responded angrily in my stead.
âWeâre having a serious conversation. Please answer seriously. Uncle should be searching for the Wedge of Contracts; and you have Rutaâs Eye to indicate where it is. Please tell us where youâre currently headed.â
âHmâŠâ Hortis mused from the shell.
ăItâs not a problem if you want to come here, but unfortunately, itâs a long way from there. Iâd rather not trouble you guys by making you come all the way here. I can handle it on my own, so why donât you leave handling the wedge to me?ă
I didnât miss the fact that Nott, who was frowning because he couldnât keep up with the development of the conversation, twitched in reaction to those words.
(Be firm, Shulavis. Tell him that, for the sake of mutual trust, weâre going to see him.)
Without changing expressions, Shulavis signaled with a nod.
âUncle, for the sake of mutual trust, we wish to meet and search for the wedge together. Weâll ride the dragon there, no matter how far away it is. Please tell us the location.â
After another brief silence, Hortisâ voice, lowered a notch, echoed.
ăIâm sorry, but I canât allow those with Elder Brotherâs backing to hold the key. Donât think ill of me, Shulavis. This is my battle alone.ă
As soon as he finished speaking, the reddish-brown shell returned white, and the rumbling noise disappeared.
âUncle! Uncle! âŠHortis-sama!â
No matter how Shulavis called out, the shell remained white and silent.
We looked at each other.
(Looks like he hung up. Itâs not like I donât understand what that perverted bastard is saying, but he seems even more suspicious now.)
I conveyed to the three of them, before turning towards Nott.
(Thereâs one thing I would like to confirm. Can we leave the shell here and talk inside?)
At my suggestion, we silently entered the mansion. The white wallpaper and dark brown wood of the floor created a calming contrast interior. Itâs a cozy place, and there was the smell of pie or the likes floating around. Celes was standing by herself by the window beside the entrance. A black pig was by her side.
âMr. Nott, everyone. Is something the matterâŠ?â
Celes looked at us worriedly. The fact that she was by the window mustâve meant she was watching what happened outside. As soon as Jess saw Celes, she stopped and lightly bowed.
However, Nott spoke without stopping.
âSorry, but itâs a secret matter. Please inform everyone that no one is allowed in my room.â
Nott continued down the corridor and guided us to the door at the end. It was Nottâs office. Despite it being a spacious room, it only had the bare minimum furniture, such as a plain desk and chair, and a simple rack for hanging clothes with.
âSorry that youâll need to stand and talk, but whatâs the business?â
Nott sat on the desk with a thud, and faced this way.
(Earlier, when Hortis said âIâd rather not trouble you guys by making you come all the way here,â Nott reacted slightly, right? Was there something off about what he said?)
âOh, that?â
Nott crossed his legs.
âHortis left before noon, but he said heâs heading somewhere fairly close and would be back before sunset. So I found it strange when he said he was far away.â
I see.
âDoes that mean he believed Mr. Nott wasnât there, and said a lie that would have been exposed if Mr. Nott was there?â
Jess conjectured.
(Thatâs very probable. Iâm glad we hid Nottâs existence. The fact that he lied, and the contents of the lie, can become important clues. Lies and silences can tell the eloquent truth.)
I contemplated while walking around the wide wood floor with my pig trotters.
(Why did he lie? Itâs because he didnât want his location to be known. Now, why did he lie about it being far away? Itâs probably to hide the fact that the location wasnât that far away.)
Jess held up the history book and asked.
âMister Pig, thereâs something Iâm curious about.â
(What is it?)
âItâs written that Rutaâs Eye points in the direction of the wedge. With a tool that only indicates the direction, how was he able to tell the distance before heading out?â
I see, how perceptive. HoweverâŠ
(Hortis got Rutaâs Eye from the cave yesterday and returned to this mansion. If the Wedge of Contracts is nearby, itâs possible to calculate the distance after traveling that amount of distance.)
âErm, is that soâŠ?â
Itâs simple arithmetic.
(Shulavis, watch Jessâ breasts.)
When I conveyed that, Shulavis turned to me with a serious look.
âI wonât though?â
(Itâs for the purpose of explaining. If youâre embarrassed, you can look at her face.)
The innocent virgin then looked at Jessâ face. I stepped away from Shulavis and stared at Jessâ breasts. A pair of gently-sloped mounds softly asserted themselves from underneath the white blouse. Thatâs where paradise-, actually, nowâs not the time to be thinking about this.
(Right now, Shulavis and I are standing in different places, both looking at Jessâ breasts. Assume Jessâ breasts are the treasure, and the direction of my and Shulavisâ faces represent the direction Rutaâs Eye is pointing towards.)
âLike I said, Iâm not lookingâŠâ
I ignored the straight-laced response and continued my explanation.
(If you only have information from either one of them, you canât tell where Jessâ breasts are located along that line of sight. But if you have two lines of sight, youâll be able to tell that Jessâ breasts are at the intersection of those two lines. As long as he travels a certain distance, Iâm sure Hortis can roughly calculate the location of the treasure. Naturally, if the Wedge of Contracts is far away, the direction in which Rutaâs Eye points at wonât change very much, which would make the calculations difficult.)
As I conveyed this while legally staring at Jessâ boobs, Jess nodded in resignation. She then took out a map, and spread it out on the floor for me.
âThat means the Wedge of Contracts is definitely not far from here.â
âThat makes sense.â
Perhaps from being conditioned, Shulavis spoke while looking at Jessâ face.
Shulavis then quickly looked away. Did he hear my monologue?
âSo, do you think youâll be able to figure out where Uncle is? Are there any other clues?â
I thought about it. Was there any other information?
(When Hortis left before noon, he said he would be back before sunset. Would simply knowing the rough location give him enough confidence to say he will be back that soon? When he calculated the approximate location, something probably stood out â some kind of landmark that looked like a good place to hide the Wedge of Contracts.)
Jess thought about it.
âMeaning itâs a place where you would shout âThis is it!â when you see it?â
We moved our heads close to the map and focused on the vicinity of Munires. There were some places that looked like landmarks which could be visited within a day, butâŠ
(Itâs the sound.)
My flash of insight allowed Jess to answer excitedly.
âThatâs right! The shell was making a rumbling sound the entire time.â
(Thereâs only a limited number of places where you could hear that much noise. If itâs around hereâŠ)
âIt would have to be the waterfall.â
Shulavis pointed at a place on the map. It appeared to be a large waterfall, upstream from the Valley of Oil located near Munires. Shulavisâ dark green eyes seemed to glow with excitement for a change.
âThis is the Waterfall of Encountering. Itâs where Vatis-sama is said to have met Ruta.â
We decided to head for the Waterfall of Encountering to immediately catch up to Hortis. We were going to take the royal dynastyâs dragon. It seems Nott canât enter the royal armyâs grounds, so Shulavis will have to bring the dragon to this mansionâs garden.
Nott quickly put on his coat and headed out into the garden. However, Jess stopped in front of the entrance and looked around restlessly.
(Whatâs wrong? Do you need to use the restroom?)
At my inquiry, Jess shook her head.
âNo, I was wondering where Ms. Celes wasâŠâ
I heard a voice talking from the far end of the corridor that extended to our right.
(Sheâs probably over there. Is it something important you need to discuss with Celes?)
âItâs not quite to the extent of being important, but I wanted to talk to her for a bit.â
Jess peered down the corridor.
(Why donât you go take a look? Itâll take some time for Shulavis to bring the dragon over here anyway.)
âRight. Iâll be right back. Please wait outside with Mr. Nott, Mister Pig.â
Got it. â As I was about to reply with that, I changed my mind.
(No, Iâll go with you.)
âAre you sure? Then letâs go together.â
We walked down the carpeted corridor, towards the voice. The aroma of wheat and roasted meat wafted through the air. I took a deep breath, feeling out the air flow. The source of the smell was just nearby. Out of curiosity, I peeked through the open door and spotted Celes standing alone in front of a brick oven in the large kitchen. A black pig sat next to her.
âMs. Celes!â
Jess peeked into the kitchen alongside me and raised her voice happily.
âAh, Ms. Jess⊠and Mr. Shitty Virgin. Hello there.â
Celes bowed politely.
Jess briefly showed an irritated expression when I was called a shitty virgin, but she immediately bowed back.
âHello. Are you baking a pie?â
Jess walked into the kitchen and peered into the oven.
âYes, itâs a rabbit pieâŠÂ Itâs Mr. Nottâs favorite.â
As I was wondering if it was pork, Jess covered her mouth with her hands.
âIâm so sorry. Mr. Nott will be heading out with us very soonâŠâ
Celesâ large eyes widened slightly, but she immediately smiled as if nothing had happened.
âIs that so? Then I will save Mr. Nottâs share for him until dinner.â
âEeeh? But after spending so much effort, Iâm sure you want to treat him to the freshly baked pie. Itâs not easy to make after all.â
Celes shook her head vigorously at the worried Jess.
âI canât hinder Mr. Nott for my own sake. I also like pies, so I just baked one on a whim.â
âIs that soâŠ?â
Jess turned to look at the kitchen counter. I also extended my head towards it. Itâs hard to see from a pigâs perspective, but a pot with the scent of meat stew was left there, and the cutting board that slightly protruded from the table smelled of chopped mushrooms and herbs. The effort put into this felt way more than something done just on a whim.
âAfter all, thereâs nothing else I can doâŠâ
Celes gave a forced smile, and placed a hand on her slender neck.
âUm, Ms. Celes.â
Jess stepped forward and approached Celes. The black pig looked at Jess and started twitching his nose, so I hurriedly guarded her. I canât let Jess become this perverted pigâs prey.
Paying no heed to our offense and defense, Jess gently placed her hands on Celesâ shoulders.
âIâm always causing trouble for you, Ms. Celes.â
Celes looked bewildered.
âErm⊠thatâs not true at all.â
âNo, itâs true. Itâs my fault that Mr. Nott left Bapsus; and the reason why Mr. Nott was being hunted down by the Northern Forces was because he fought to protect meâŠÂ Him heading out right now is also a result of the matters that I brought here. I understand Ms. Celes just wants to live peacefully with Mr. NottâŠÂ Iâm so sorry. I just really wanted to apologize to you.â
Celes shook her head fiercely in denial, as if to say Jess was exaggerating things.
Regardless, Jess continued.
âI very much understand Ms. Celesâ feelings.â
Jess wordlessly stared at Celes. Celesâ shoulders then twitched, followed by Celes glancing at me, before looking back at Jess.
âUm⊠but my standing is too different from yours, Ms. JessâŠâ
It sounded as though Jess had told Celes something with her power of heart. Jess slowly shook her head and refuted Celes.
âPlease be more confident in yourself, Ms. Celes. Being able to live in the same world at the same time may seem like a matter of course, but that alone is a wonderful enough miracle.â
With a serious expression, Celes blinked.
It was getting dark outside the window, so I shifted my gaze there and saw a dragon, slowly flapping its wings, land in the garden. I felt uncomfortable for some reason, so I stepped away from Jess.
(Jess, Iâll go on ahead. Come to the garden as soon as you finish talking.)
And then I left the kitchen behind almost as if I was fleeing.
I reflected as I walked towards the door. I donât know what Jess silently conveyed to Celes, but it somehow felt like she was talking about me.
âA peaceful life where your important person isnât taken away from you, your memories arenât forgotten, you arenât caught up in a war, and your life isnât being threatenedâŠÂ Donât you long for that sort of life, Mister Pig?
I recalled what Jess said the day before yesterday. Jess must have felt empathy and sympathy for Celes, who seemed to be by Nottâs side, yet couldnât be with Nott. And Jess felt bad for being a not insignificant cause of this happening, so she apologized.
Even I know Celes is having a hard time because Nott wonât look her way. And I also understand that Iâm making Jess feel the same way. I shouldnât have said I was trying to push for Shulavis and her to get married in front of her.
But I chose to say it anyway.
I chose to push away the only girl who told me that she liked me â a wonderful girl who I didnât suit. Because I know Iâm destined to leave someday.
Itâs because I know if I let the sorrow of parting grow any further, I wonât be able to bear it.
And most importantly, I recognize that I canât make Jess happy.
Donât you all think so too? If youâre an otaku, you should only wish for the happiness of your oshi. Youâre obviously not capable of handling your oshi, so you shouldnât say anything willful.
>TL Note: æšă is commonly used to describe an idol that someone actively supports. A more suitable English equivalent here would be waifu, but that sounded too weird here. For more context: https://japanoscope.com/oshi-meaning-%E6%8E%A8%E3%81%97%E3%81%A8%E3%81%AF/
Iâm not capable enough to make Jess happy. I, who should leave Mestria when the critical moment arrives, shouldnât resist in vain or go against fate, and leave the stage with dignity in front of Jess.
I arrived at the garden. Shulavis was stroking the dragonâs jaw, which was lined with sharp, black scales. Even though the dragonâs body was large enough to fill the large garden, its face was unexpectedly cute, like that of a lizard. It bent its long and narrow neck, stretching its head towards Shulavis, and purred like a car engine.
When Shulavis noticed only a pig came out, he tilted his head in confusion.
âWhat happened to Jess?â
(Sheâll be out soon. Sheâs having a bit of girl talk right now.)
Shulavis appeared to have relayed my thoughts, as Nott revealed a baffled look while placing his hands on his hips.
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
(It means the girls are having a secret conversation. Should we do the same? A virgin talk?)
Nottâs face turned red, and he glared at me.
âAre you making fun of me?! You sleazy virgin pig bastard!â
Iâm not at all happy to hear that from a guyâŠ
Just as I was thinking that, Nott glowered at me and added, âYou know my past, donât you? I donât open my heart easily to other women. Unlike you guys, Iâve been proposed to by dozens of women, but not even once has my heart wavered. Donât lump me in with you two. Iâm a virgin because I want to be.â
ââYou guysâ?â
Shulavis reacted with a twitch.
âWhat are you trying to say? Are you insulting me?â
âHah, did I hit the mark, frizzy-hair? Since you shut yourself inside the capital, itâs obvious that you didnât get to meet anyone.â
âAre you provoking me?!â
âWhat? You wanna go?!â
I thought about it while watching these two virgins instantly create this dangerous mood.
The prince, who restrains himself to be a virgin out of a sense of responsibility; and the leader of the Liberation Army, whoâs a virgin because he wants to be. Compared to them, what am I?
I lived my life simply doing what I could do. Â As a result, Iâm a boring, stupid pig, and a virgin.
Iâm just a virgin with no self-identity, who only thinks about the best approach objectively because I donât have any self-confidence.
Forget it, thatâs okay. After all, itâs my way of life.
As I watched the two handsome guys draw close to each other and considered calling Jess over, Jess and Celes exited the front door. The girls froze when they saw the volatile situation between the two virgins.
âU-umâŠÂ Did something happen between the two of youâŠ?â
Shulavis cleared his throat and pointed at the dragon for the confused Jess.
âUncle might act at any moment. Letâs leave as soon as possible.â
Nott also exhaled, straightened his collar, and walked towards the dragon.
âYouâre late.â
We then left behind Celes and the black pig, and boarded the dragonâs back. Its large, folded wings extended out at once, flapped against the air, and lifted us up.
Celes kept waving from the garden, but Nott didnât appear to have noticed.
The dragon flew straight towards the Waterfall of Encountering. A forest of dark coniferous trees and brown broad-leaved trees that had their leaves fallen, spread beneath the giant wings. Not long after we took off, I spotted a round hole in the forest. Blue water pooled at the bottom of the cliff where the waterfall was.
âThatâs the basin of the Waterfall of Encountering. Itâs surrounded by the forest, so thereâs no place for the dragon to land. Iâll have it lower its height as much as possible, and weâll jump.â
âWeâll jump?â
Nott had an unenthusiastic look on his face.
âDonât worry, Iâll protect everyone here with magic.â
Shulavis pulled the reins and we started losing altitude. Soon, the dragon was hovering. Shulavis looked down and muttered, âAlright.â One look was enough for me to tell that we were still around 100 meters off the ground. Alright, my ass! Youâre not a cat!
âAre you all ready? Weâre getting off.â
Just as Shulavisâ words made me tremble in fear from wondering how weâll get down there, the dragon suddenly folded its wings and swooped down, disappearing from beneath us. We were basically still sitting when we were left in midair at an altitude of 100 meters.
âHyaa!â
Jess, who was next to me, hugged my stomach. But my worries were needless. We were surrounded by a buoyancy-like force and were floating. I could see the trees from the forest far below my dangling pig trotters. It felt like my pig heart was about to stop dead in its track.
I felt the updraft and acceleration, and knew that a steep descent was about to begin. My field of view was immediately covered by Jessâ skirt.
âŠNot good!
I instantly twisted my body and stretched my pig legs as far as I could towards Jessâ crotch. Though I barely had any sensation of my hooves as a pig, my feet should be holding the fabric of the skirt against her lower abdomen.
âEh? Hold on, Mister⊠PigâŠâ
I heard Jess make a strange noise from beyond the skirt fluttering in my ears.
My four legs touched the ground without me being able to see anything. Jessâ skirt unraveled, and I was able to see where we were standing. We were in the forest next to the waterfall basin. There was no one around but us. Dead leaves were piled up on the ground, and the soft blue sky of autumn could be seen through the gaps in trees where their leaves have fallen.
âU-um, Mister Pig, doing that sort of thing, er, in front of those two⊠is a bitâŠâ
With her face blushing hard, Jess placed her hand over her lower abdomen.
(What are you talking about�)
Jess refused to elaborate, so I looked at Shulavis and Nott. The two of them looked away in embarrassment.
(You guys didnât see anything, right?)
When I tried to confirm it with them, Nott answered while fixing his stole.
âWe couldnât see anything because you covered it with your feet.â
Jess didnât seem to understand what we were talking about, and looked back and forth.
Shulavis muttered while looking slightly downwards.
âUh, sorry. I didnât consider that carefully enough.â
Thatâs exactly right.
As we were descending, we were hit by the wind blowing upwards from below. Meanwhile, Jessâ skirt, which was covering my face, failed to cover what it was supposed to cover. If I didnât guard her with my pig feet, Jessâ panties would have been seen by these virgin bunches.
âOh, so thatâs whyâŠâ
Jess appeared to have finally realized it after reading my monologue, and her already reddened face blushed harder. Since sheâs going to marry into the royal family, I hope she can take better care of herself in this regard.
âIâm sorry, Mister PigâŠ
Jessâ voice resounded in my mind. I mean, you didnât have to apologize to me.
However, these perverted bastards who blushed because Jessâ skirt was flipped up need to be punished.
âAcross all of Mestria, youâre the one I least want to hear that fromâŠâ
After he gave a serious response, Shulavis cleared his throat and got back to business.
âOkay, we need to find Uncle quickly. Weâre counting on you, Pig. Find his scent.â
Hearing that, I sniffed the ground. It didnât take long for me to find a dog smell.
(âŠItâs a strong smell. This is the place, no doubt about it.)
As we followed the scent, we got closer and closer to the waterfall. The Waterfall of Encountering. Itâs a wide waterfall that boasts a height of dozens of meters, and carries an abundance of water. Clear water flowed evenly, covering the black cliff like a curtain. The falling water gathered in the large blue basin, from which it re-emerged as a river.
With me in the front, our party reached the side of the waterfall. Behind the waterfall that cascaded like a curtain, there was a walkable, rocky area.
âWe have to go behind the waterfall?â
Nott asked while crossing his arms like he was cold.
(That seems to be the case. Letâs go.)
We made our way through the narrow rock crevice, and were behind the cascading water. To our left was the rumbling wall of water, and to our right was a drenched, black, rock wall. The wall had been slightly dug into, and there was a narrow passage wide enough for a person to just barely pass through. The smell seemed to lead in that direction, so I led the way without hesitation.
As we bathed in the misty cold water, we proceeded while listening to the low rumbling sound of water splashing against rock.
Behind me was Jess, and following her was Shulavis, then Nott. Along the rocks that were wet from water splashing on them, the dog smell steadily grew stronger.
When I reached the middle of the waterfall, I stopped. Thatâs strange â I thought, and sniffed my surroundings.
âWhatâs wrong?â
Hearing Shulavisâ question, I moved forward slightly.
(The dog smell suddenly disappears around here.)
We stood around the place where the smell disappeared, and faced each other.
Shulavis touched the wet rock surface.
âI see. Then maybe thereâs a secret passageway somewhere.â
Shulavisâ fair hands searched the rock surface, but nothing happened. No matter where he pressed or hit, the rock remained a rock.
âWhat about up ahead, Mister Pig? Maybe the smell here was just washed away by the water.â
I see. I moved my nose close to the ground and continued on for a bit.
Hmm.
(No, thereâs no smell up ahead. Did Hortis find a passageway in the rock?  Or perhapsâŠ)
I looked over towards the waterfall. The floor path we were standing on became as precipitous as a cliff there. A large amount of water poured down beside it, with me close enough to touch it as long as I extend my pig leg out.
âIn that case, thereâs no other option here. Either he headed back, or he dove into the water and fell into the basin.â
The way here was a slightly uphill slope. Thereâs a bit of height before landing in the basin if he was to fall from here.
(He probably turned back? Itâs hard to imagine him jumping from here.)
âBut Mister Pig, didnât you say the smell got stronger up until you got here?â
Thatâs true â I thought, when pointed out by Jess. If he returned from here, the smell should have gradually become weaker. It didnât sound right to assume he turned back.
With a hand on his chin, Shulavis pondered.
âThis is tricky. Was there some way for him to move from this placeâŠ?â
As we were troubling over this, Nott drew his twin daggers impatiently.
âWhatâs on the other side of the water?â
Pushing Shulavis aside, Nott crossed his daggers and plunged them into the falling water. The daggers shone red. The blades and their aura of fire blocked the water, opening a hole the size of a window in the wall of water. Nottâs face, illuminated by the flames of his twin daggers, revealed his surprise.
âWhatâs thisâŠ?â
Seeing Nottâs response, Shulavis brought his face closer to the small window that Nott created. Shortly after, Shulavisâ eyes widened in amazement. With my pigâs point of view, I wasnât able to see what was beyond the small window.
(Whatâs over there?)
Nott withdrew his twin daggers and turned to look at us.
âThe path ahead.â
After saying that, he rushed into the wall of falling water without hesitation and disappeared with a splash.
âHow impatient.â
Shulavis smiled wryly and extended his hand up towards the waterfall. From left to right, he drew an arch-shaped line across the veil of water, opening the entrance to the âother side.â
Jess gasped beside me. What we saw beyond the entrance was not the scenery of the waterfall basin and forest. It was a huge stalactite cave that we had never seen before. Mysterious blue lights leaked from the cracks in the stalactites, eerily illuminating the white cave. The cave was so wide that you would think it was the inside of a mountain, and the ceiling was so high that I couldnât see it through the darkness. The waterfall became a magic gate that divided this place from another space.
(Letâs follow Nott.)
We jumped through the gate Shulavis opened and entered the cave. It wasnât an optical illusion or hallucination. We should have jumped out the front of the waterfall, but we landed on the ground of a stalactite cave. The limestone surface was covered in shallow water. It was cold.
Nott, who was soaking wet, looked at us, who werenât wet, with a face that said âYou should have told me if there was a way to not get wet.â I turned around to look at the way we came, and saw the inner side of the waterfall that we had just passed through become a waterfall that flowed down into the stalactite cave. It looks like we entered a completely different place, separated by the waterfall.
âIâve never heard of this kind of magic before.â
Shulavis curiously touched the waterfall. Through that gap he just created, I could see the inside of the waterfall where we were earlier.
âFor some reason, I feel a terrifying power.â
Jess whispered to me.
The stalactite cave was an eerie place. The stalactites that looked like they were melting hanged down from the ceiling far above, and depending on the location, they were connected together like huge curtains. The ground was flooded everywhere, and flat white rocks were connected like terraced fields. The blue light illuminating them shone intensely from every direction, making me lose my sense of direction.
Nott shook his head like a dog, spraying water everywhere, and spoke to me.
âLetâs hurry up and find Hortis. Can you still smell his scent, sleazy pig?â
Just as I was about to sniff the ground⊠Plip, plip, came the sound of footsteps. A red light flashed before my eyes, and I knew Nott had drawn his twin daggers.
âNo need to look for me. Iâm right here.â
A manâs feet appeared closer than I expected. He was barefoot. I looked up, and something I didnât want to see was hanging in front of me. The man who appeared from behind a stalactite was just as naked as when we first met him.
âYouâve managed to make it this far, I see. Your minds are more brilliant that I gave you credit for.â
âPlease put on some clothes, Uncle.â
At Shulavisâ composed, straight-laced response, Hortis waved his hand with a hopeless look. A white cloth magically appeared, covering Hortis from his shoulders down.
âIt would be problematic if a hecklepon spotted me, so I was traveling in the form of Rossi. And when I change from a dog into a human, Iâm left naked no matter what, so thereâs nothing I could have done.
I see-, wait no, thatâs not an excuse for him to be completely naked, but that does explain why he smelled like a dog instead of a human.
Though Hortis was smiling cheerfully, Nott didnât let down his guard and continued to hold up his red-glowing twin daggers.
âDid you think you could distract us with that kind of joke, you exhibitionist? Explain why you lied and acted on your own.â
Hortis maintained his smile.
âUsing the great treasure to negotiate with Elder Brother is as dangerous as walking on a tightrope. If you all get involved, youâll be held responsible as well. I didnât want that to happen. I figured I could handle it all by myself, so I decided to keep you all out of it. I assumed if it were you guys, you would have understood that without needing me to explainâŠâ
âYou werenât planning on stealing the treasure?â
âSteal? Why would I?â
Hortis approached Nott, paying no heed to the twin daggerâs flames.
âThink about it. I objected to Fatherâs and Elder Brotherâs approach, quit being a mage, transformed myself into a dog, and accompanied you for five years. Why would I betray you now? Iâm your ally. Iâm a sensible mage who wants the Liberation Army to shine and save the Yesma girls.â
I donât think itâs very sensible to show off your nakedness in front of a girl whoâs old enough to be your daughter, but as he claimed, itâs hard to imagine this pervert as an enemy based on his past actions.
Hortis gently took Nottâs hand, and placed the red-hot tip of the dagger to his own throat.
âIf you have any doubts, you can cut me down at any time.â
Still furrowing his brows, Nott sheathed his twin daggers back to his hips.
I think itâs worth trusting him.
(Please show us the Wedge of Contracts as proof of our trust.)
When I conveyed that, Hortis shrugged.
âAbout this matter, I actually havenât acquired it yet. But I do have this.â
He then showed us his right hand. Between his thumb and forefinger, he held a gold-decorated glass ball. It was filled with clear water, and a single human eyeball was floating inside, spinning violently on its own.
Jess walked over to Hortis and stared at it with deep interest.
âRutaâs EyeâŠâ
âThatâs right. It wasnât easy getting a hold of it; and even though it helped me find this place, the moment I entered here, the eye moved wildly and couldnât be used anymore.â
âThis is your proof of trust,â Hortis said, as he gently handed Rutaâs Eye to Jess.
âThis stalactite cave is filled with extraordinary magic. This place must have existed since the Ancient Era, long before Vatis. Weâll need to find the wedge without relying on magic.â
âThe Ancient EraâŠâ Jess murmured.
Hortis raised his eyebrows as he glanced at the eyeball that continued to spin in Jessâ hand.
âHowever, I didnât expect you all to come to the same conclusion as I did so quickly. When I changed back into a human yesterday morning, you didnât even seem to know anything about the Wedge of Contracts. To have deduced the location of Rutaâs Eye only a day later⊠you must have studied the history book quite intensely. What incredible, inquisitive minds.â
I proudly raised my nose.
(Jess-taso finished reading it in one night.)
Jess shook her head.
âNo, I simply read the words. It was Mister Pig who considered those things in the endâŠâ
Hortis smiled at the shy Jess.
âWhy, isnât this a wonderful partnership? Then how about we split into two teams and compete to see which side finds the wedge in this stalactite cave first? Iâll look around with my cute nephew, and Jess, Virgin-kun, and Nott-kun, you three search as a group. Wouldnât this be more fun than everyone simply splitting up and looking for it?â
Nowâs not the time to be playing around â is what I was going to say, but that wasnât a bad idea. If weâre going to search through this expansive stalactite cave, it would be better to split up to some extent.
âThen letâs start looking. I want to head back before sunset.â Nott remarked.
And we decided to split up to find the Wedge of Contracts.
Nott steadily advanced through the stalactite cave that was wrapped in a pale blue light. Jess and I followed behind him. I was reminded of our journey to the capital, and thought to myself â what a nostalgic trio. Naturally, at the time, Hortis, transformed as a dog, was also by Nottâs sideâŠ
âHey Jess, can I ask you something?â
Nott asked while passing through a narrow gap between some large stalactites. The path beyond it was winding and difficult to see.
âYes, what is it?â
Jess replied while following.
âSo you became that frizzy-hairâs fiancĂ©?â
ââŠYes.â
She responded in a tiny voice.
âI havenât heard the details, but I was told it had to do with your memories, so I can kinda tell youâre in a difficult position. I donât mean to criticize you or anything. Just make sure you donât regret it.â
The hero of the Liberation Army spoke plainly without looking back. Jess glanced at me, but said nothing.
âItâs too late to get some things back once you lose them.â
The pair of sheathed daggers on Nottâs hips swayed as he muttered softly.
(ThenâŠ)
I conveyed to Nott through Jess.
(Then whatâs Jess supposed to do? Maybe itâs true that Jess doesnât want to marry that frizzy-haired guy. But if her engagement gets canceled, her safety would no longer guaranteed, and it would make it difficult for me to gain the royal familyâs favor. The Liberation Army, Jess, and I â all of us might end up being used and thrown away by that violent king.)
âIsnât that fine?â
I couldnât believe my ears when I heard Nottâs words from behind his back.
(Whatâs âfineâ?)
âWhat Iâm saying is, it doesnât matter how the king treats us, as long as Jess can accept that.â
(Donât be stupid. Donât you understand what it means for Jess, whoâs close to the Liberation Army, to become the future princess?)
His cold blue eyes glanced at me.
âIâm not Jess. Whatever path she chooses for her own happiness, I wonât blame her. Iâm simply doing my best to do what I want to do. Jess should simply do her best to do what she wants to do.â
I saw Jess swallow nervously beside me.
That wonât do.
(This may be our one and only chance at changing this country. Breaking off the engagement is a dangerous choice that could ruin that chance. Thatâs absolutely not allowed.)
âMister PigâŠâ
A pair of sorrowful looking eyes stared at me.
âWhat youâre saying is certainly true, sleazy pig, but weâre people who only get to live our life once. It doesnât matter what kind of righteousness other people try and throw at us, we have no obligation to accept them. The reason why Iâm trying to change this world is to avenge Ysâ death. But if Ys was still alive, I wouldnât be doing this. Iâm sure I would have been cherishing my life instead.â
Hearing that, I was finally able to see the true nature of this person named Nott. If Jess is someone who earnestly acts for the sake of others, Nott is someone who earnestly acts for the sake of himself. Nott helped Jess out of regret that he couldnât help his beloved. As a result, he succeeded in delivering his belovedâs sister to the royal dynasty safely without even knowing thatâŠ
I didnât have any words to say back, and I silently walked on the wet ground. It was a straight path after the narrow stalactite passage. As I quietly walked in the pale blue light, Jess opened her mouth.
âMr. Nott. Thank you very much for your advice, but Iâm fine with this right now.â
Nott wordlessly and expressionlessly looked at Jess.
âI believe in Mister Pig. Mister Pig is always thinking for my happiness, so Iâll follow his decisions.â
Jess replied resolutely, and gently placed her hand on my back.
âThat so? Then do whatever you want.â
I felt the coolness of Jessâ fingertips on my back, and at the same time, I wanted to refute Nott.
(Although you said itâs fine as long as you do what you want to do, what about Celes?)
Nott, who led the way, didnât look back.
(I know youâre aware of Celesâ feelings, Nott. Is it fine for you to disregard Celes, who purposefully left her master to be with you, because youâre âdoing what you want to doâ?)
âWhat are you talking about? Celes is doing what she wants to do. Isnât that fine?â
Next to me, Jess was about to open her mouth to say something, but she changed her mind and tightly pressed her lips together.
There was nothing we could say to that. Everything Nott said made sense. As long as everyone does what they want, itâs fine. Even if conflict arose because of that, itâs not a problem. It was a simple reasoning.
âRemember this, sleazy pig. I might be selfish in your eyes, but thereâs no value living in this world if you lie about what you want to do.â
Nott pulled the black stole up to his chin and rounded a narrow corner. Jess and I tried to follow, but ended up running into him.
âWatch where youâre going.â
Nott turned his gaze forward. It looked like a place where the passageway would continue, but there was a pure white, flat, artificial wall in place, and we couldnât go any further.
Nottâs slender fingers touched the wall.
âLooks like someone blocked this place. Itâs a dead end.â
I got close to the wall and observed it. Is it limestone? The spectacularly flat piece of rock blocked the narrow passageway without any gaps. If it wasnât the work of a master stonemason who hauled the large stone through the narrow, winding path, then it was a mage who did it.
âMister Pig! Look!â
Jess pointed at the center of the wall. A long, vertical, isosceles triangle was engraved with a thin line. The mark looked familiar, and I realized it was also on the lid of Vatisâ sarcophagus â where the Spear of Destruction was hidden.
I nodded, and felt Jessâ hand tighten on my back. There was a sense that we were actually nearing the wedge.
âIs that a clue? What do we do now?â Nott asked beside us.
Jess lightly touched the wall â the next moment, the white wall closed in on our vision; and when I looked around, the two of us were on the other side of the wall.
My sights changed dramatically.
The narrow passageway in the stalactite cave suddenly opened up, leading to a large open space. The place was still surrounded by white, icicle-like stalactites, but there was a round hole in part of the high ceiling, and warm-colored light streamed in straight from there.
At the bottom of the ladder of light was a stone platform, and on top of it, something was placed there all on its own.
âMister PigâŠ!â
Jessâ eyes lit up. I looked behind us, but there was only a white wall. Nott was nowhere to be seen. Before I could think about what to do, Jess started walking towards the stone pedestal.
(Jess, Nottâs notâŠ)
âWeâll head back soon, so letâs take a look together!â
Jess looked back at me in delight, and I had no choice but to follow her.
I walked side by side with Jess. In the silence, only the sound of two peopleâs footsteps on water reverberated.
We reached the stone pedestal. It was a small pedestal with a flat top. Even with a pigâs eye level, I could see âitâ at the top when I stretched my neck.
It was a shockingly clear and colorless stone in the shape of a long and narrow tetrahedron. It shone a bright white as it was illuminated by the warm light coming in from the ceiling.
âThe Wedge of ContractsâŠâ Jess muttered.
Thereâs no mistaking it. It was a great treasure that exuded a clear and mysterious aura.
Itâs currently the only way to kill the surreptitious sorcerer whoâs trying to destroy the royal dynasty.
(Incredible. You found this place in no time.)
âItâs thanks to Mister Pig.â
I shook my head at Jessâ praise.
(All I did was come up with a few ideas and suggested them. It was none other than Jess who deciphered the history book in order to solve the problem. You should be proud of that.)
After being troubled by it for some time, Jess smiled at me.
âThen letâs treat it as both of us who found it.â
(âŠRight. Letâs do that.)
Jess slowly extended her hand towards the Wedge of Contracts.
âMister Pig.â
Hearing Jess call me, I turned and saw her brown eyes looking straight at me. Long eyelashes. Small nose. Thin lips that were smiling slightly.
Jess didnât touch the Wedge of Contracts, and blinked with a serious expression.
âI can believe in Mister Pig, right?â
(âŠWhat do you mean? Iâll never betray you. Donât worry.)
âErm, thatâs not what I meantâŠâ
Jess seemed to be looking for the right words. After hesitatingly opening and closing her mouth, she spoke.
âMister Pig is working very hard for the sake of the royal dynasty, for the sake of the Yesmas, and for the sake of the Liberation Army. I donât have the slightest doubts about this.â
The light shining in from the open ceiling made Jessâ eyelashes glisten melancholically.
âWe were able to come this far because of Mister Pigâs help. I somehow feel that, as long as Iâm with Mister Pig, Iâll be able to change the world.â
(Yeah, thatâs what Iâm here for. Believe me.)
âOf course I believe you. But, Iâm a little worriedâŠâ
(What are you worried about?)
The sound of flowing water could be heard from somewhere far away. Jessâ hand stopped before the Wedge of Contracts and didnât move.
âEven after youâve finished everything that needs to be done by accomplishing the things you can do, one by one, like thisâŠÂ Mister Pig, youâll always stay by my side, wonât youâŠ?â
It was as if she was saying, if I didnât promise her that, she wonât take the Wedge of Contracts.
(I donât know what the future will hold, but right now, letâs do the best we can together. During this time, Iâll always be by your side, Jess.)
âNo, Iâm not talking about right now.â
By the time I realized it, Jess looked like she was about to cry. I immediately looked down.
âLately, it feels like youâve been slowly trying to distance yourself from me, Mister Pig. Why?â
âŠâŠ
âIf you donât like me anymore, please tell me so.â
(No, itâs definitely not that I donât like you-)
âIf thereâs something you dislike, Iâll change. Iâll even do my best to learn naughty things. So please, please donât leave me.â
The corners of Jessâ eyes glistened with tears. I canât handle tears.
(No, itâs not that there something about you that I dislike, so you donât have to do your best to learn naughty things. I wonât leave your side, so donât worry.)
âTruly?â
(Truly.)
âI can believe that you intend to stay with me forever, right?â
(Yeah, I want to be with you.)
It wasnât a lie.
Jess stared at me for some time.
(Itâs a tough world, but letâs pursue happiness together.)
I never thought Iâd have the chance to say those words so seriously in my life. With utmost sincerity, I returned Jessâ gaze.
âIâm so happy.â
Jess whispered, and wiped her tears with her sleeves before they spilled.
âIf you disappear again, Iâll make sure to chase you to the ends of the world.â
Jess, who was smiling, appeared to be serious when she said that.
Her gaze turned towards the stone pedestal, and her beautiful fair-colored fingers touched the great treasure of Mestria.
The Wedge of Contracts shone so brightly that it was hard to believe it was an ancient item.
âWhatâs wrong? Is it something urgent?â
Shulavis asked while walking briskly.
âYes, we wish to talk to you about that history book for a bit.â
âCan it wait? Fatherâs calling for me.â
(We want to ask that father of yours for something.)
When I conveyed that, Shulavis stopped and looked down at me.
âYou want to ask Father? For what?â
(The history book we gave Hortis this morning was a copy that was partially sealed by the previous king, Evis. A copy means the original must exist somewhere. Considering Evis was involved in sealing it, itâs natural to assume that the original history book has been passed down from generation to generation by the king. We want to read the passages that were sealed in the copy.)
After some thought, Shulavis began walking again. We followed after him.
âMr. Shulavis?â
Jess seemed to be looking at his expression while asking. Did we say something that accidentally put him in a bad mood?
âWhy do you want to read the sealed passages?â
Shulavis questioned, still facing forward.
(Because the method to killing the surreptitious sorcerer might be written there.)
This was the conclusion we reached after Jess and I discussed things over. Given the history book was written in chronological order, we speculated that the sealed pages recorded how Vatis unified Mestria. If we can decipher that part, we might be able to find a way to kill the immortal mage.
âI see.â
After saying that, Shulavis turned just his face to look at us.
âLooks like you had the same idea as Father. He had Mother decipher the history book he inherited from Grandfather, and they learned of the location of one of Mestriaâs great treasures â the Spear of Destruction. Iâm currently headed to witness the collection of that spear.â
âThe Spear of Destruction?â
Jess let out an astonished voice, then looked at her surroundings with concern. She lowered her voice when continuing.
âThatâs the key to breaking the magic of immortality, right? Where would it be?â
âWeâre almost there. Come with me. Just⊠be careful of your thoughts around Father.â
Hearing that, I was reminded that the person we were hiding Hortis from was a mage who could hear my monologues. But that wonât be a problem, since I had a special countermeasure.
Watch carefully, everyone. Thereâs a way to prevent Markus and Wies from hearing my monologues.
The place Shulavis headed towards was the Golden Sanctuary. Itâs a large sanctuary made from glossy black marble, with gold decorations everywhere. The majestic building was also the resting place for past rulers, including Evis.
With a heavy creak, the sanctuary door opened. King Markus, in a formal robe, and Queen Wies, in a frilly white dress, stood far inside.
Shulavis hurried towards them.
âYouâre late. If you enjoy training that much, how about I personally teach you how to fight?â
Markus looked at his son with his grey eyes that shone fiercely. His slicked-back blonde hair and slim figure gave the impression that he was a powerful person you couldnât let your guard down against, like a successful stockbroker. King Markus was the strongest mage in Mestria. For Shulavis, who was still in training, Markus was probably the last person he would want as an opponent.
âForgive me. Despite having arrived on time, I would like to apologize.â
This bit of sarcasm made Markus snort in disdain.
âWhyâs the girl and pig here?â
His brusque words made Shulavisâ cheeks stiffen.
âIt shouldnât pose any problems to Father regardless of where I take my fiancĂ©.â
Markus sighed as if he was tired of his sonâs back talking, and turned his head towards his wife.
âWies, explain the process so that even an idiot can understand.â
Wies smiled. This person here is a beautiful lady with long, blonde hair and big boobs. Do you all remember the story about sunflowers and violets? Even guys who like small flowers like violets canât help but be drawn to large flowers like sunflowers. Although sheâs married and had a child, Wies is a woman that can be likened to a sunflower that has fully extended its beautiful petals underneath the radiant sun. She should be fairly old, but neither her elegant and intellectual looking face nor her brilliant sunflower body have lost their youthful charms. She could probably be considered a Hollywood celebrity class woman.
While I went on this long thought, Markus averted his eyes and Wies cleared her throat.
Wies pointed at the large sarcophagus enshrined on the altar at the end of the sanctuary. This was the coffin where the body of the royal dynastyâs ancestor, Vatis, was kept.
âIt can only be used once, but the Spear of Destruction, which can take any life without fail, is sealed here.â
Jess gasped beside me.
âAccording to the history book, the spear seems to be hidden in the sarcophagusâ lid, and only one person in Mestria can break the seal. Itâs the rightful successor to the royal dynasty â the youngest descendent of Vatis-samaâs bloodline. In other words, that person is you, Shulavis.â
It was as if Shulavisâ heartbeats were echoing across the quiet and spacious sanctuary. A tense-looking Shulavis walked between his parents, and made his way towards the royal dynasty ancestorâs sarcophagus.
I also approached the sarcophagus, and looked at its lid. Though it was inconspicuous, I noticed a thin arrow symbol etched on the lid. Was it a mark to indicate that the spear was hidden here?
Shulavis cautiously spoke.
âWhat⊠should I do?â
âIt seems you just need to touch the lid while wishing for the Spear of Destruction.â
Shulavis looked at his father. Markus urged Shulavis with his chin.
After bowing towards the statue of Vatis on the altar, Shulavis slowly extended his right hand on to the sarcophagus. All eyes in the sanctuary were focused on that hand.
The hand with sturdy bones and thick blood vessels gently touched the lid.
There was a faint creak, then the sound of the thick stone slab shaking. But other than that, nothing happened.
âWhat are you doing? Wish for the spear, and do it again.â
Shulavis responded to Markusâ annoyed voice by touching the lid again.
The lid shook once again, but still, nothing happened.
Silence.
Markus strode forward and stood right in front of Wies.
âThis is just to confirm things-â
ââŠYes.â
âIs Shulavis my child?â
The air froze.
ââŠEh?â
âIâm asking this to rule out the possibilities. The child you gave birth to is the rightful heir to the royal dynasty; that is to say, heâs my child, correct?â
Wies pulled her head back in fear.
âOf course! Donât tell me you think that someone other than yourself-â
In that moment, Shulavisâ body flew up as if he had been knocked into the air, and he was pinned there, his limbs spread wide in midair. Markus raised his hand in that direction.
âWhat are you doing, Father-!â
Shulavisâ normally cool face was now twisted in pain. Markus held his open hand out like a claw, and Shulavisâ throat was squeezed by an invisible hand. The fair skin on his face turned red in an instant.
âDear, what are you doing?!â
Wies tried to stop him, but she collided with an invisible barrier and was pushed away.
âIf Shulavis is my son, then who are you, who is not my son?â
Markus, with wrinkled brows, was not only powerful, he also exuded a fierce aura. It was an overwhelming sense of intimidation, as if the surrounding walls were about to shatter and collapse.
Shulavis remained dangling in the air with his limbs outstretched, and he groaned in pain.
There was nothing I could do as I froze up like a tonkatsu shopâs storefront decoration.
>TL Note: Tonkatsu is fried pork cutlet.
âMarkus-sama!â
It was Jess who raised her voice.
âThere might be some kind of mistake. Please stop strangling him!â
Those eyes, burning with anger, glared at Jess. Jess took a step back beside me.
âA mistake, you say? What are some possible examples? Go ahead and say them.â
Jess couldnât answer. I steeled myself, took a step forward, and snorted loudly.
(Perhaps the steps were incorrect. Perhaps someone had already taken it. Iâm sure thereâs plenty of ways to confirm whether this is the real Shulavis without needing to strangle him. Or is your magic only capable of this?)
I took it one step further and snorted to provoke him. Markus looked up in disgust, and promptly dropped his hand. Shulavis, still floating with his limbs outstretched, coughed.
âWhat an impertinent pig. How about I roast and eat you?â
He wonât eat me raw?
âThat said, my magic is certainly not only capable of this. Letâs give this a try.â
Markus clasped his hands and cracked his fingers. The next instant, he swung his right hand violently, aiming straight at Shulavis.
Boom! A shockwave shook the air. Shulavisâ body leaned backwards, and fell straight onto the stone floor.
âShulavis!â
Wies rushed to Shulavisâ side, only to see him sit up.
âIâm fine, thereâs no problem.â
His voice was extremely hoarse.
The domestically violent man looked at the two, and lightly sighed.
âI used magic that undoes transformation magic, but it appears to have been ineffective. Something must have gone wrong. Investigate the cause and report back to me.â
Just like that, Markus walked away in displeasure and left the sanctuary without looking back even once.
(Are you alright, Shulavis?)
When I ran up to him, the frizzy-haired handsome guy smiled awkwardly.
âI hope you didnât see my underwear.â
The navy blue robe Shulavis wore was spread open like a skirt.
(I mean, Iâm not interested in a guyâs underwearâŠ)
When I conveyed that, Wies looked at me with cold eyes. Oops. That kind of phrasing would lead to people misunderstanding me as someone whoâs interested in girlsâ underwear. The only underwear Iâm interested in are Jessâ.
Wies wiped away the sweat sliding down her cheek and spoke.
âI will overlook the fact that you looked at my sonâs fiancĂ© indecently this time. Your courageous words helped us. Thank you very much.â
(No, no. It wasnât a big deal.)
Suddenly, an idea came to mind.
(Speaking of which, you have the history book thatâs been passed down the royal family for generations, right maâam?)
âThat is correct.â
(Did you finish reading it?)
My inquiry made Wies tilt her head in confusion.
âNo, only a part of it. My husband was interested in the Spear of Destruction, and he asked me to decipher it⊠so I used my spare time to figure out where it was hidden and how to retrieve it. I didnât read the rest because I didnât have the time.â
With the death of the previous king, Evis, those that remain were now busy with the royal dynastyâs duties. When youâre preoccupied with work, the amount of resource your brain can allocate to other things is limited.
(Would you consider letting me and Jess continue the deciphering? There might still be hints on how to retrieve the Spear of Destruction hidden elsewhere.)
Wies pondered. The dark circles under her eyes stood out prominently on her beautiful, actress-like face.
âThatâs not a bad idea. But the contents of the history book are extremely cruel and unpleasant. Even if youâre fine with it, is Jess able to handle it?â
âOf course!â
Jess asserted without hesitation. Wies looked at her with admiration.
âIs that so? I havenât been able to teach you magic at all lately either. Jess, please try to decipher the history book with Mister Pig. It should serve as a good opportunity for learning.â
âOkay!â
Wies handed the history book that was placed on the side of the altar over to Jess, who answered happily.
âKnowledge can sometimes be more powerful and dangerous than magic. Please proceed carefully.â
After kindly speaking to Jess, Wies looked down at me.
âPlease be careful of your actions from now on as to not suddenly increase the number of dishes for dinner. With my level of magic power, one can easily roast a whole pig.â
It looks like the royal family wonât eat pigs raw even if you provoke them. Good for them.
(Understood. I wonât lay a finger on Jess.)
âWell, pigs donât have fingers.â
Shulavis, who had gotten up and was sitting on the floor, immediately responded seriously. Damn, he ruined my plans to exploit that logic loophole.
(Donât worry, I wonât lay a hand on Jess.)
Although pigs donât have hands!
ââŠHow about you be a little more careful so that your inner thoughts donât leak out?â
Shulavis smiled in amazement. Well, thatâs better than his pained look.
I turned to face Wies again, and used my nose to point at the history book in Jessâ hands.
(Then weâll be borrowing this for some time. Jess, letâs go decipher it at once.)
âYes!â
Jessâ hands seemed to be itching to open the history book.
âAs expected, the procedure was correct. Does that mean someone already took out the Spear of Destruction?â
It was the middle of the night, and Jess, who was lying prone on the bed, said that with me next to her.
It would be bad if someone were to misunderstand something, so let me make it clear that weâre not doing anything shameful. Thereâs just not many positions that allow a pig and a human to read a book at the same time. Itâs just, the chest view of a girl lying on her stomach is, how should I put this, superb. The curves emphasized by gravity is reminiscent of the unexplored regions of mountains, but with the peaks and valleys reversed.
âErm, please focus on the book.â
(Sorry, itâs because pigs have a wider field of view than humans.)
âThen it canât be helped⊠but please be careful. Like at the sanctuary earlier, when you started thinking about Ms. Wiesâ breasts in front of Markus-sama, I broke out in a cold sweat.â
Oh, that.
(That was my strategy to prevent Markus from reading my mind.)
âEeeeh, was that so?!â
(Of course. Markus isnât interested in me, a pig, to begin with. So if I keep thinking sleazy thoughts, heâll get fed up and not try to hear them. On top of that, I deliberately kept thinking about a bunch of obscene things to prevent him from prying my secrets.)
âI see, so thatâs why you did that⊠ I was thinking you were a fickle Mister Pig.â
(Of course not. I only like Jessâ boobs. Believe me.)
âThatâs⊠ Itâs a bit troubling if youâre that expectantâŠâ
While worrying about her chest, Jess flipped through several pages of the jet black history book.
âLetâs return to the subject of the Spear of Destruction. I still think someone already took it out.â
I pulled my gaze back from Jessâ valley to the history book.
(Yeah, but somethingâs kinda off. Wasnât it written that the Spear of Destruction was sealed by Vatis just before she died? By that point, all the mages hostile to her have been wiped out, so there wouldnât have been a reason for the royal family to take out the spear. If youâre a mage, you should be able to kill anyone without the spear, unless an immortal mage appears.)
That means there was someone who could retrieve the spear, but there was no reason for that person to collect it.
âThatâs certainly the case.â
Jess placed her hand on her chin, appearing troubled.
(The only person who could have a motive for taking it out would be Hortis. With the Spear of Destruction, he would have an edge over his powerful brother. But itâs hard to imagine Hortis could have taken the spear.)
Jess nodded.
âAfter all, the method to taking out the spear was written in the history book that Mr. Hortis read, but in the section that was sealed by Evis-sama. So he shouldnât have known how to retrieve it in the first place.â
Then who took the spear? In fact, has the spear been taken out?
(Anyway, this mystery will be solved eventually. For now, letâs figure out another plan that seems promising enough to break the surreptitious sorcererâs immortality magic.)
âMister Pig had an idea just now-â
(Right, itâs the Wedge of Contracts.)
Jess opened the appropriate page. This part was also sealed by Evis. The three great treasures are depicted with simple drawings.
The Spear of Destruction â itâs a narrow spear decorated with spiral shapes. Itâs stated that the spear will take any life, once. Next is the Cup of Salvation. Itâs a small cup decorated with various jewels, and is said to be able to save any life, once. And finally, thereâs the small, sharp, tetrahedron-shaped stone â the Wedge of Contracts. Itâs written that it can give any life the power of miracles, once.
(Since the beginning of Mestria, only one instance of the Spear of Destruction and the Cup of Salvation has existed. But the Wedge of Contracts is different.)
Jess immediately flipped to the passage I mentioned.
ââThe queen found all the dozens of Wedges of Contracts hidden in Mestria, and used all but one. The Final War ended here, with one wedge remaining.â âŠis whatâs written here. Vatis-sama used up many Wedges of Contracts to win the Final War of the Dark Ages.â
(Although the history book isnât kind enough to detail how the wedges were used, it can be inferred.)
ââŠIt can?â
(Yeah. Â Letâs summarize what kind of tool the Wedge of Contracts is.)
Jess muttered âLetâs seeâŠâ while dutifully flipping the pages back to confirm things.
âItâs written that when the Wedge of Contracts is pierced into someoneâs chest, it turns into light and disappears, granting magic power to that person.â
(Right. So how did she use that effect to win the war?)
âHmâŠÂ Maybe she organized an army of mages for herself?â
(During the Final War, Vatis either killed or enslaved all other mages â with the exception of the surreptitious sorcerer. These facts go against Jessâ theory. Whatâs the point in increasing the number of mages when she wants to be the only mage left?)
âYeah,â Jess murmured in agreement, and pondered.
âTo begin with, I was always told Vatis-sama obtained the strongest power after experiencing ecydessa forty-three times, and ended the Dark Ages. This is the first time Iâve heard of her using the Wedges of Contracts. HmâŠâ
(What if those two claims are saying the same thing?)
âThe same thingâŠ?â
As Jess verbalized that, she had a flash of comprehension.
âI see! When a mage uses the Wedge of Contracts, they undergo ecydessa! Thatâs how Vatis-sama was able to experience ecydessa as many times as forty-three.â
(I believe thatâs the case. Even the greatest mage, Evis, has only had ecydessa happen to him twenty-one times. Forty-three is an abnormal number.)
The so-called ecydessa is like a mage shedding, it sneaks up on young mages like a spasm. After they lose consciousness with all magic on them wiped clean, the awakened mage will now be able to use much stronger magic power than before. In other words, an extreme level up. Although itâs difficult to generalize because it also depends on the personâs aptitude and training, the more times you undergo ecydessa, the stronger of a mage you become.
(The Wedge of Contracts doesnât just turn a non-mage into a mage. If a mage uses it, they can forcibly trigger ecydessa and obtain even stronger magic power. Vatis repeated this and underwent ecydessa many times, becoming the strongest.)
Just like some kind of rare candy.
But Jess had a question, and tilted her head.
âErm⊠I understand how Vatis-sama won the war in the Dark Ages, but how does that lead to a method that allows us to defeat the surreptitious sorcerer? Even if Markus-sama uses the final Wedge of Contracts, it only changes his ecydessa count from 19 to 20. I donât know if thatâs enough to kill the surreptitious sorcererâŠâ
I confidently conveyed this to the anxious Jess.
(No. The last Wedge of Contracts is not for Markus, but for the surreptitious sorcerer.)
âEeeeh?! Is it alright to make the enemy stronger?â
I explained to the shocked Jess.
(I want you to think back to the time when you took over my curse and almost died, Jess.)
âOkayâŠâ
(How did you survive the curse there, even though it was able to kill Evis?)
âI wanted to recover the memories that were sealed by Evis-sama, and experienced ecydessa-Â Ah!â
It helps that she catches on quick.
âWhen ecydessa occurs, all magic disappears from the mageâs body. That means the surreptitious sorcererâs immortality magic can also be removed this way!â
(Exactly. We just need to stab the surreptitious sorcerer with the Wedge of Contracts, and after he succumbs to ecydessa, we lay his defenseless body to rest. Thatâll surely kill him. In fact, Iâm sure Vatis used this method to kill the hostile immortal mages. By using the Wedges of Contracts to strengthen herself and destroy immortality, Vatis ended the Dark Ages.)
With twinkling eyes, Jess added.
âMaybe the reason the surreptitious sorcerer lacked destructive power with his attacks is because he didnât want to lose his immortality magic, so he suppressed his ecydessas.â
(I see. It makes sense to think of it this way.)
Our information lined up in various places. We can probably view this as the answer.
âThen letâs report this to Markus-sama immediately! Even without the Spear of Destruction, as long as we can find the only remaining Wedge of Contracts, weâll be able to defeat the surreptitious sorcerer!â
âŠâŠ
(No, wait a moment.)
As I conveyed that, I looked at Jessâ valle- face.
(Why donât we search for the Wedge of Contracts ourselves?)
âEhâŠ?â
(Iâm a little worried if itâs just the two of us, so it might be alright to rely on Shulavis as well, but we canât let Markus know.)
âWhy is that?â
(Think about it. The Liberation Army has the trump card known as Hortis, but they havenât gathered the necessary substance to negotiate with the royal dynasty, so right now, itâs just having a person close to the royal dynasty as their ally. But what if they also happen to have a great treasure that could kill the surreptitious sorcerer?)
Jess lowered her voice and answered.
âThatâs right, it becomes more advantageous for them.â
(Itâs not an exaggeration to say that the Liberation Armyâs survival currently depends on Hortis only. If Markus manages to cajole Hortis back, the Liberation Army will be reduced to a disposable tool. It wouldnât surprise me if theyâre all killed the moment Markus feels that theyâre in the way even slightly. So to prevent that from happening, we need to obtain another trump card for the Liberation Army.)
âYou mean to use the Wedge of Contracts as a bargaining chip, right?â
(Yeah. Just like how Shulavis took himself hostage to establish an alliance between the royal dynasty and the Liberation Army, we need a strategy and something of value to make changes to the current Mestria. We need to make this happen ourselves.)
Jess clenched her fists.
âLetâs do it. For everyone in the royal family, for everyone in the Liberation Army, and for a future where everyone can be happy, letâs find the Wedge of Contracts!â
(Itâs decided then. We should be able to figure out how to obtain the last wedge as long as we read through the history book. Letâs gather all the clues and head out tomorrow. Should we call up Shulavis too?)
Jess appeared a bit hesitant.
âErm⊠ W-what do you think, Mister Pig?â
(Naturally itâll be more reassuring to have Shulavis with us. Heâs a trustworthy, serious-minded guy. It doesnât hurt to have him around. Although if I had to say, it might make it easier for Markus to find out.)
âThatâs right! Iâm sorry. Then letâs inform Mr. Serious-, I mean, Mr. Shulavis, as well.â
Why did she apologize?
(Letâs strike while the iron is hot. I want to talk to him first thing in the morning tomorrow. Hopefully by then, weâll have deciphered enough of the history book to have an idea of where to look for the Wedge of Contracts. Jess, do you think you can keep going?)
I watched as Jess clenched her hands in front of her chest, as if to say sheâll do her best.
âOf course. Is Mister Pig going to be okay?â
(Yeah, since I took a nap alongside you, Jess. The night is still young.)
Jess tucked her shoulders in, and a mischievous smiled surfaced across her lips.
âI wonât let you sleep tonight, Mister Pig.â
âIn other words, you want to ask Mother about the location of the Cave of Oaths?â
Shulavis, who had his room assailed right after waking up, asked with his frizzy hair even frizzier than usual. Although his furniture had an elegant feel to them, they were all made of wood in a simple style, and his sofa and curtains both used a plain grey color scheme. One of the walls was a tightly packed bookshelf filled with books of all sizes, while another was neatly decorated with weapons and armors. For a princeâs room, I found it to be quite modest.
Without paying any heed to Shulavisâ sleepy yawn, Jess explained.
âThatâs correct. It was written in the history book that the tool for finding the Wedge of Contracts is hidden there.â
The history book detailed it quite clearly. It seems the tool called Rutaâs Eye, which Vatis used to collect the Wedges of Contracts, was enshrined at the Cave of Oaths. However, no matter where we looked, we couldnât find the location of the cave. All we knew was that itâs a place used by members of the royal family to establish their marriage vows.
Shulavis groaned.
âIâve been told that the location of the Cave of Oaths is normally only revealed to royalties just before they marry. If we canât come up with a good reason for it, she probably wonât tell us.â
(You just have to lie and say something like itâs necessary for obtaining the Spear of Destruction.)
âI mean, even if you tell me to just lieâŠâ
Shulavis ran his fingers through his hair while looking away.
Jess asked, ââŠAre there any problems with that?â
âMother is a very intelligent person. As her son, if I tell a lie, sheâll definitely see through it.â
(Then letâs go ask Markus. Iâm sure your lies will be more effective there.)
He looked at me with a bitter expression.
âAfter seeing what happened yesterday, you still dare to say that? Father may not see through my lies, but heâs already in a foul mood, and doubts me and Mother. If by any chance Iâm caught, Iâll be killed. I would rather be spanked by Mother instead.â
(Wies spanks you if you lie?)
In that case, it might not be a bad idea for me to lie and see what happens.
Perhaps due to his slip of the tongue, Shulavis kept his mouth shut and frowned. He did seem bad at lying directly to a personâs face.
(Anyway, itâll be fine. You just have to change the fact that weâre looking for the Wedge of Contracts into us looking for the Spear of Destruction. Thatâll be the only lie. And if you run into any trouble, Iâll back you up.)
âAre you sure? Mother isnât as easy to deal with as Father.â
Shulavisâ jade-colored eyes looked in my direction.
(Donât worry. Who do you think I am?)
No one said anything.
âŠIâm the scrawny four-eyed shitty virgin.
Shulavisâ brows furrowed.
âEven with a shitty virgin like you as her opponent, Mother wonât take it lightly and overlook the flaws in your logic. If she catches onto the lie, not only will the matter regarding the Wedge of Contracts be known to Father, should he probe further, even Uncleâs secret might be at stake. Are you confident that this wonât fail?â
I got a bit annoyed after being called a shitty virgin by a guy.
(No problem. I have a trump card in case of an emergency. Please trust me and lend us your help.)
After momentarily staring at me, Shulavis nodded.
âAlright. Follow me.â
Shulavis snapped both handsâ fingers, and in an instant, his messy bed hair was fixed.
We left Shulavisâ room and headed for Wiesâ study.
Wiesâ study was located in a separate location from King Markusâ study. Markus mainly dealt with top-secret matters, so he basically stayed at the center of the royal palace, but Wies mainly dealt with matters related to the citizens of the royal capital, so she stayed at the outskirts of the royal palace where she can interact with the capitalâs residents.
We, two humans and a pig, were welcomed into the reception room built for the capitalâs citizens. Markusâ study used dark-colored wood as its basis and exuded a calm atmosphere, but the reception room here was decorated in white and gold with flashy interiors. Even its furniture details were engraved and gilded. Dozens of Yesma collars were stacked on a gemstone-decorated glass shelf. Was it to put up a front for outsiders? We sat down on a huge fluffy sofa and faced a tired-looking Wies.
âIf possible, please keep it short.â
After drinking a bit of the mysterious, smoking, blue liquid from a small glass goblet, Wies sat in the sofa facing us.
Shulavis chose his words carefully and requested.
âCould you please tell me the location of the Cave of Oaths?â
Wies, who was in the middle of drinking the mysterious liquid, immediately choked, spilling the liquid from the goblet. The carpet fabric melted with a sizzle.
She took a deep breath, and regained her usual composed and beautiful smile. With a couple hand waves, the melted carpet was repaired as if time had been rewound. Wies placed the goblet on the table. The blue liquid continued to smoke.
âThe Cave of OathsâŠÂ Are you serious? What is this for?â
Shulavis, fidgeting next to me, straightened himself again.
âBecause it may contain clues on how to obtain the Spear of Destruction.â
Wies thought about it for a moment.
âWas it written in the history book?â
It was an interrogative question. Shulavis didnât speak, so Jess answered.
âYes. Mister Pig and I deciphered it.â
âIn that case, since this was something I should have been taking care of, I will go there. Please tell me where the relevant sections are located in the history book.â
This time, Jess didnât open her mouth either. I snorted with my nose.
(Actually, itâs not written clearly in the history book. Itâs an idea I came up with out of the blue, so itâs highly likely that itâll be a waste of time. I would feel really bad for making you check even though youâre so busy.)
âThat place is where members of the royal family go to exchange marriage vows.â
Wies sighed and drank the contents of the goblet.
âItâs not a place for an outsider like you, or people who havenât even made plans for their marriage.â
(Even when the royal familyâs survival is at stake, thatâs what youâre worried about?)
When I conveyed that provocatively, Wies raised her thin eyebrows slightly and looked at me.
âThat might have been effective on my husband, but provocations wonât work on me. Iâm not foolish enough as to lose my judgement from such words.â
I could see Shulavisâ butt shifting in discomfort from the corner of my eyes.
âYou seem to have a reason for wanting to deny my proposal, Mister Pig. I canât bring myself to take you seriously if you keep hiding it. Be honest and tell me why.â
It doesnât look like sheâll be easy to deal with. I prepared myself and looked back at Wies.
(The first reason is like I said in the beginning â I donât want to bother you with my wild ideas that may or may not be correct, and the other reason, Iâm not very comfortable talking about it right now, unless you really want to hear it.)
âGo ahead and tell me.â
Wies crossed her slender, beautiful legs with a dignified attitude. After a short pause, I conveyed.
(Itâs to motivate Shulavis and Jess, who are reluctant to marry.)
âWhat?â
âEeeeh?â
Surprised voices came from both my sides.
(At this point, Iâm just going to say it: these two have no intention of getting married at all. Shulavis is doing this in order to allow Jess to remain in the royal family, and Jess only agreed to be his fiancĂ© because I asked it of her.)
Stillness. It was Wies that broke the silence.
âIs that true⊠you two?â
Neither Jess nor Shulavis uttered a word. Their actions spoke louder than words.
From between the two silent individuals, I conveyed.
(I figured going to the marriage vow place would be a perfect way to break through this stalemate⊠but if I misunderstood things, then I apologize. I was being too nosy.)
Wies gaped with her small mouth and sat there in a daze. After a while, she spoke.
ââŠIs that so? Itâs good that youâre so honest.  In fact, this was something Iâve been worrying about ever since you returned to Jessâ side.â
Jess opened her mouth as if to protest, but perhaps she couldnât find the right words to refute with, as she shut her mouth without saying anything.
âNaturally, I donât think that just going to the Cave of Oaths will change their minds⊠but I understand. Itâs true that Iâm busy. As long as youâre able to pay attention to safety, it would be best for you three to go.â
Breathing a sigh of relief, Shulavis asked.
âSo youâre willing to tell us the caveâs location, Mother?â
âAlright. You two will go there eventually anyway.â
Wies returned to her study, and came back with a small map.
âThe Cave of Oaths is at the depths of the cave where Vatis-sama exchanged vows with her consort, Ruta. Itâs located at the edge of the Cross Rocklands.â
Her slender finger pointed at a location on the map, and a red dot appeared as if ink was seeping into that spot.
âThis place can only be visited by members of the royal family, and only descendants of Vatis-sama can open the cave. It should be safe, but please be careful.â
Shulavis quickly got up, and lightly bowed.
âThank you very much, Mother.â
He then urged us to leave the room together.
Whether it was during our dragon ride towards the rocklands or during our walk to the destination cave after dismounting the dragon, Jess kept silent with her head down the entire time. When I said this trip was to encourage Jess and Shulavis to get married, it was a lie to divert Wiesâ attention. I explained it to the two of them, but it still seems like I offended Jess in some subtle way.
(Hey Jess.)
We were inside a rocky forest. Even when I appended parentheses to talk to Jess, she would look away with a pout.
Since she already knew the general location of the cave, Jess steadily descended in that direction â the stream, on her own. She let the black defensive robe that Evis left behind flutter without ever looking back.
âItâs rare for Jess to get this angry.â
Shulavis walked next to me and whispered. He was also wearing a robe with max defense power.
(Rather than calling it rare, this might be the first time.)
No matter how much I looked at her panties, Jess wouldnât get angry; and no matter how sleazy my thoughts were, she would smile and pretend to not have heard them. Even though I had a reason for doing that, I didnât expect her to be so peeved from me simply hinting I wanted her to marry Shulavis.
âThough I think itâs best you stop looking at her underwear.â
A serious response came from the side. Sorry, but it canât be helped because Iâm a pig.
âYouâre using the same excuse as UncleâŠÂ Just because you have the appearance of an animal doesnât automatically mean youâll be forgiven.â
Another serious straight man comment was thrown at me.
(It would help me if you donât mind my monologues too much.)
When I conveyed that, Shulavis lightly nodded and changed the topic.
âWell⊠I think you did the right thing, and you were quite quick-witted. If it were me, I wouldnât have been able to dodge Motherâs questioning.â
Shulavis clumsily smiled. He seemed to be encouraging me.
(I simply took advantage of the feelings of a mother who worries about her son. Itâs nothing praiseworthy.)
After contemplating for a while, Shulavis asked back.
âThe feelings of a mother who worries about her sonâŠ?â
(Yeah. Wies wishes for your well-being. She also seems to like Jess very much, so she must be looking forward to your marriage being finalized. I hinted to her that the marriage might be in jeopardy, and made her think that I wanted to try and do something about it, which allowed me to slip through her guard.)
âI see. So thatâs what happened. I was wondering why Mother accepted our proposal so willingly.â
We proceeded silently for some time, following after Jess.
ââŠHey, Pig.â
Shulavis continued to face forward, even as he said that.
âAre you really going to disappear?â
A cool breeze blew through the forest, rustling the branches and shaking off their dead leaves.
(Yeah, Iâll disappear.)
Even I was surprised by how immediate my response was as I trotted along through the rocks.
(After all, I still have some attachments to my original world, and I donât intend on staying as a pig for the rest of my life.)
âThen what would you do if you could turn back into a human with magic? Uncle was able to transform into a dog. I donât know of any precedents, but it might be possible to turn a pig into a human.â
This guy sure likes to make things difficult.
(If I change back to how I looked, Jess will be disillusioned with me. Iâm only doted on because Iâm a pig. If I become a human, Iâm just going to be a scrawny four-eyed shitty virgin.)
âI donât think Jess cares about appearances-â
(Besides, Evis told me to go back. He told me to go back when the critical moment arrives.)
ââŠIf someone tells you to go die, youâll willingly die?â
Still facing forward with an expressionless look, Shulavis flatly pressed me.
âWhy donât you consider your own happiness? Iâm sure you like Jess. And Iâm certain that Jess is also fond of you. Why wonât you carry through with that simple setup?â
How should I know?
(If I hadnât come back, Jess would have married you and been happy as a royalty. I honestly donât have the guts to sacrifice that kind of happiness.)
âBut as it stands now, Jess doesnât hold any feelings for me. Is it alright for the woman you love to marry that kind of guy? If she marries me, a descendant of the royal family, sheâll eventually have to have a child.â
âŠHow should I know?
(Itâs not like anyone can predict how Jess will feel in the future. Iâm sure her feelings for me are temporary, and she may end up falling for you. Youâre a good guy. Youâre bad at jokes, and you take things way too seriously, but youâre an earnest, honest, and understanding guy. Youâre also pretty handsome. If she can marry a prince like you, Iâm confident sheâll forget about this sleazy pig someday.)
âMother would-â
Shulavis looked down at me.
âMother would often confide to me that women will only fall in love with the person they fell in love with.â
(What are you talking about?)
Isnât that obvious and not limited to women only?
âMother bid farewell to the person she loved and arrived at the capital alone as a Yesma. She was evaluated highly because of her strength, wisdom, and lack of a partner, so she was chosen as Fatherâs partner.â
(âŠSo it wasnât a marriage of love.)
âYeah. I grew up being told by Mother that the only person she loves in this world is me.â
I sensed what Shulavis was trying to say, and was at a loss for words.
âI donât believe marrying into the royal family is a form of happiness. You should take this more seriously and think about what to do. Youâre drawing a conclusion too hastily.â
Before I knew it, we had reached the stream at the bottom of the valley. The sun didnât reach here, and there were many black rocks lying around. Jess was waiting in front of a small cave that had water trickling out of it. She had her hands clasped in front of her chest as if in a daze, and was looking downwards.
âThis seems to be the place.â
Shulavis checked the map and spoke.
âLetâs head inside. Itâs dark, so try not to leave my side.â
Shulavis raised his left hand and lit it with a warm magic light. The melancholy side-view of Jessâ biting her lower lip was illuminated by the warm light.
The cave was wide enough for two people to walk side by side. We walked for some time with Shulavis in front, and me and Jess next to each other behind him. Black pebbles were piled around our feet, with the flowing water moistening them. Jessâ robe was long enough to reach her ankles, so her-, no, never mind.
Jess looked in my direction. Rather than looking sullen or angry, her expression was more akin to â or rather, it was completely filled with sorrow. It was like she had been betrayed by someone she trusted, or her lover had suddenly broken up with her.
âItâs a dead end.â
Shulavis raised the ball of light high, illuminating the area. The end of the cave was a bit wider, but there didnât seem to be a way forward from here.
(Only members of the royal family can enter the Cave of Oaths, right? Then shouldnât there be some kind of biometric authentication â something that checks your bodyâs characteristics, around here?)
âRight. Let me look for it.â
Shulavis moved his face close to the rock wall and began searching the area.
Next to me, Jess silently pretended to look around the wall for some time, but after sneaking glances at me, she knelt down and opened up.
âUm⊠Mister Pig. Iâm⊠sorry.â
Although it was in a low voice, it echoed a lot inside the cave. I saw Shulavisâ back react for a moment, but the serious prince resumed his search.
(Whatâs wrong? Why the sudden apology?)
âNo, I⊠I got too emotional. Even though Mister Pig didnât do anything wrong. Sorry. Can we please make up?â
Jess smiled. For some reason, I was reminded of when we first met.
(I may have said something insensitive as well. Sorry.)
âItâs fine.â
At that moment, I heard a light cough and turned towards it.
âI found a trace of magic. I think we can enter from here.â
As he spoke, Shulavis pressed his hand against the damp rockface. The large bedrock moved smoothly, like a revolving door, opening an entrance for us to pass through. Itâs probably a secret door that can only be opened by members of the royal family.
âIs everyone ready?â
We nodded and followed Shulavis.
After stepping through the hidden door, the old lanterns on the walls, made of gold and glass, lit up one after another, illuminating the cramped room.
It was a room with pastel colored wall paintings and an altar. Windowless rock walls surrounded us from every angle. It was a fairly enclosed space, but even so, it didnât feel stuffy probably because of the colorful murals. They realistically depicted a blonde woman and a black-haired man meeting each other, deepening their relationship, and arriving at this cave.
In front of the altar at the center of the room was a statue of a woman with her left hand on her chest and her right hand raised upright. She was the dynastyâs founder, Vatis.
âI believe these murals are about Vatis-sama and her consort, Ruta.â
Shulavis analyzed.
âThis is where the royalties and their fiancĂ©s come to offer their prayers to Vatis-sama.â
Hearing that, Jess quietly averted her eyes from Shulavis.
(Is that all there is to do here?)
When I asked, Shulavis placed a hand on his chin.
âIâm not sure. Since youâre supposed to exchange vows, I donât think itâs just praying. There should be some kind of ritual.â
We stood together and looked around the room. The room surrounded by thick rocks was silent, and even at a pigâs height, I could clearly hear the breathing sounds of Shulavis and Jess.
Jess carefully took out the history book from her bag.
âItâs written that Rutaâs Eye, which indicates the location of the Wedges of Contracts, is buried in the innermost wall. I wonder where the innermost part is.â
âDoes that mean thereâs somewhere further in than this place?â
Shulavis surveyed the walls. Since the door we entered from had closed, this place became like a cuboidal secret room. Although this place looked like a dead endâŠ
(The murals seem to be telling a story.)
When I conveyed that, Jess agreed.
âYeah, itâs just like what was written in the history book. The two met at the basin of a waterfall, conversed at an orchard, fought at the rocklands, fled to a forest, and exchanged vows in a cave â the scenes that Vatis-sama and Mr. Ruta experienced appear to be faithfully recreated within these murals.â
âI see.â
Shulavis pointed at the painting near the entrance.
âThatâs the painting of the waterfall basin. And-â
Following the wall to the right, he touched the next painting.
âThis is the orchard. Next to it is the rocklands, the forest, and finally, the cave. It even shows them entering this cave.â
In front of Shulavisâ eyes was a drawing of a woman leading a man through the cave.
Jess looked next to the painting. The altar was there, but there was no painting.
âThe crucial scene where they exchange vows isnât here.â
(Iâm sure thereâs a continuation to that painting. Perhaps somewhere out of sight?)
Without me needing to ask, Shulavis stepped forward and touched the cave painting.
Click. There was a square cut inside the rock wall, and it was about to open inwards.
âLooks like you were right. Thereâs another hidden door here.â
Shulavis pushed against the wall with his hands and opened the hidden door. It was dark inside.
Just as I thought that, the lanterns made of gold and glass lit up one after another in the darkness, illuminating the straight passageway that stretched ahead. It was a long and narrow path, and I couldnât see where it led.
âLetâs go!â
Despite her efforts to restrain herself, Jess spoke in an excited tone. Shulavis and I nodded. I got the feeling we were steadily getting closer to Rutaâs Eye.
After passing through the door, I saw that the murals continued through the long passageway. In the first painting, the man and woman were passionately kissing each other.
My virgin antenna reacted sharply to the words âexchanging vows.â And then I remembered: when Shulavis asked about the location of this place, Wies was shaken and accidentally choked on her drink.
âShulavisâŠÂ Are you serious? What is this for?
Wies is married to Markus. She must have visited this place before. What did she see here? Whatâs depicted in the depths of this passageway?
(âŠJess, this passageway is pretty narrow, and itâll probably be fine for just me and Shulavis to proceed. After all, this place was likely built to allow only two people to enter. What do you say? Itâs not good to be too crowded, so why donât you wait at the altar room?)
Looking dissatisfied, Jess tried to push forward.
âWhy? I also want to see whatâs up ahead.â
âIs there a problem?â
Being stared at by two pairs of innocent eyes was troubling. This is why pure people are soâŠ
(Alright, fine. Itâs none of my business if you come to regret it later.)
I yielded. The two of them didnât seem to have noticed the dangerous atmosphere, and proceeded without hesitation.
The passageway was narrow. Shulavis, who had to tuck his head in as to not scrape it, walked in front and was followed by an expectant Jess. I was in the rear. The walls, painted white, continued the earlier drawings. The man and womanâs clothes were disheveled, and the process of their clothes falling onto the floor were serialized like a storyboard.
After walking for some time, the man and woman on the mural were completely naked. Shulavis, who couldnât turn back, advanced silently with bright red ears; and Jess, who seemed to have finally noticed, walked while staring at the floor.
I was reminded of the guy who forgot his textbook for health class, and the girl who sat next to him and had to share her textbook with him. How adorable. At my level, these kinds of paintings donât do anything for me.
The erotic passageway eventually led to a stone chamber that was even smaller than the altar room. The floor was covered with a thick carpet, and the nude figures of the man and woman intertwined were boldly depicted on the wall.
Jess froze after noticing the mural. Shulavis was also visibly shaken, as he quickly looked away and turned his body towards us. Even though we were inside a cool cave, the two of them were flushed and sweating. Jeez. Thatâs why I warned you.
âI-if you realized it already, couldnât you have told us beforehand?â
Shulavis spoke with his chiseled face contorted in shame.
(Iâm pretty sure I said itâs none of my business if you come to regret it later.)
In response to my indifferent answer, Shulavis opened and closed his mouth like a fish as if to argue back. With that said, I didnât expect the usually super calm Shulavis to lose this much composure.  Is he a virgin?
âW⊠Wh-whatâs wrong with being a virgin?!â
The handsome prince retorted sharply, freezing the atmosphere of the room that was already at its limits.
Jess looked at her feet, as if to try and eliminate her presence as much as possible.
âThe act of making a child should only be done with the appropriate woman at the appropriate time for those who bear the royal bloodline. Vatis-samaâs blood is godâs blood. If any mistakes were made, it could threaten the royal family itself. And if I were to fool around, I wouldnât be able to explain myself to Uncle, who was forbidden from falling in love with a woman as the kingâs brother. Unlike you, Iâm not a virgin because thatâs just how things turned out; I disciplined myself to remain a virgin because itâs my responsibility.â
For some reason, I felt a sense of kinship with Shulavis, who was red-faced and quick to explain himself.
(Um, sorry. I get itâŠÂ That was my fault, so if you could, please ignore my monologuesâŠ)
Itâs problematic for me as well when someone listens to my thoughts without permission and then gets offended.
Shulavis glanced at Jess and noticed she was observing our situation with a wry smile. He took a deep breath, and calmed himself.
ââŠNo, um, I should be apologizing. I lost my temper there.â
Thatâs right. Letâs get along as fellow virgins.
Shulavis avoided the carpet and strode towards the back of the room with his head held high. Itâs not hard to imagine what happened on this carpet, in this secret room where marriage vows are exchanged.
(Jess, you can head back if you want to.)
When I conveyed this to Jess, who stood hesitantly at the entrance, she shook her head.
âIâm okay. I was just a little surprised.â
In the end, Jess and I followed Shulavis and stood before the mural with the intertwined man and woman.
âItâs gone.â
Thatâs all Shulavis said. Rutaâs Eye â I focused on the manâs face on the mural. Only the part of the wall where his eye should have been painted had been dug deeply into and gouged out.
âEeeehâŠÂ Does this mean someone took it before usâŠ?â
Jess voiced dejectedly.
âWell, it was written in the history book after all. Grandfather may have already taken it out.â
(Or perhaps even earlier than that?)
At my words, Shulavis shook his head.
âNo. I heard the history book was sealed for many years by Vatis-sama, and it was Grandfather who unsealed it. It seems the original was strictly managed by Grandfather until he passed away; and as for the history book replica, the passages related to the three great treasures should have been sealed by him.â
Shulavis pondered indifferently while facing the erotic mural.
âThe only person who could have come here before us would have to be Grandfather. Iâm afraid he might have obtained Rutaâs Eye and hid it somewhere else.â
I also stared at the erotic mural, and paid attention to where the manâs eye was gouged out. When I shifted my gaze downwards-
(Or perhaps someone very recently came here.)
The two of them looked at me.
âBut, after Evis-sama passed away, arenât we the first toâŠ?â
Hearing Jessâ question, I pointed at Shulavisâ feet with my nose.
(Look. The stone fragments from when the wall was gouged are still here and havenât been scattered.)
I can see it clearly from a pigâs perspective. It looked like fine debris that had recently fallen and accumulated.
(In fact, thereâs one other person who could have reached here before us, isnât there?)
Shulavis tilted his head, perplexed.
âApart from us, only Father and Mother should have read the inherited history book. But the two of them have remained in the capital the entire time, and thereâs no reason for them to hide the fact that they found Rutaâs Eye from us.â
(Isnât there one other person? Someone who currently has the history book in his hands?)
Jess immediately realized it.
âYou mean Mr. Hortis?â
(Thatâs right. I overlooked it before because I was focused on the crass mystery game, but thinking back, there was something strange about it. Why did he need both the water and history book to turn back into a human? Itâs weird to pair them together since theyâre completely unrelated. Both are things that couldnât be acquired without entering the capital, but were relatively easy to get once youâre in the capital. In that case, was it necessary for him to require two keys to unlock his anklet?)
Jess placed a hand on her chin.
âErm, in other words⊠he could have changed back into a human with just the water, but he wanted the history book and lied about there being two keys?â
(Correct. When Hortis was going to change back, didnât he say he was going to be completely naked and hid somewhere? And then after he returned to being a human, he didnât hand back the history book by saying he damaged it. Isnât that suspicious?)
When he sent us to get the water from the spring, he made us also bring the history book that was not actually necessary for his transformation.
Jess and I were cleverly used by Hortis as his hands and feet to bring the history book out of the capital to him, who couldnât enter it.
Shulavis tilted his head in doubt while looking at me.
âYou have a point, but the history book you gave Uncle is a copy, and the important parts were sealed by Grandfather, right? He shouldnât have been able to read the passages written about the location of the great treasures.â
That might not be the case.
(Think back to Jessâ memories.)
âMy memoriesâŠ?â
I nodded in affirmation.
(By sealing the pages instead of tearing them off, Evis was hoping the seal would be broken someday. Do you think he would cast a magic seal that would remain sealed even after his death?)
Jess quickly spoke.
âSo when Evis-sama casted the magic, he set it so that the seal would be easier to break after his death, right?â
ââŠI see. That does sound like something Grandfather would have done. Uncle is a skilled mage, so it wouldnât be out of the ordinary for him to be able to undo the sealing magic that was weakened after Grandfatherâs death.â
(Then letâs check our answer.)
I moved over to Shulavisâ feet and sniffed the ground. Beyond the rockâs scent â there was an unmistakably familiar smell mixed within. It was a dogâs smell. The passageway to get here was narrow, which meant he didnât come to this stone room in the form of a tall human, but in the form of a nimble dog.
(We got it right. Hortis was here, so recently, in fact, that his smell hasnât even faded.)
It was past noon when we arrived at the mansion of the Liberation Army.
âSo he really isnât here?â
Shulavis confirmed with Nott from behind the gate. Nott glanced at us and replied.
âYeah. Hortis said he had something to take care of and would be gone for a while. I figured he headed towards where you guys were.â
âWas that the first time heâs gone out since changing back into a human yesterday morning?â
âNo, he wasnât here yesterday afternoon either. He returned at night, and left before noon today.â
He went out twice. Assuming he deciphered the history book he got yesterday and immediately went to find Rutaâs Eye, and he left today to look for the Wedge of Contracts, then that number lines up.
After making eye contact with us, Shulavis nodded towards Nott.
ââŠI see. Thank you for your help. Thatâs all we wanted to ask.â
âHold it. Iâve answered your questions, so tell me whatâs going on. Didnât Hortis give Jess a shell? Why donât you use that to contact him? Where and what is Hortis doing?â
Nott asked with a piercing gaze while pulling the black stole up to his chin. It looks like he doesnât trust Hortis at all, since Hortis could be a spy sent by the royal dynasty.
Shulavis took a step towards the gate, held his breath, and explained.
âUncle is acting on his own. He seems to be plotting something, but he isnât just keeping it from you, heâs also been silent to us. Itâs something that might be disadvantageous to the royal dynasty, and beneficial to the Liberation Army.â
âSo youâre trying to get ahead of him and stop him?â
Nott also took a step closer to the gate.
Even though heâs got the looks, this guyâs conversation skills are terrible as hell. Sensing the dangerous atmosphere, I walked towards those twoâs feet.
(Itâs just the opposite, Nott. Weâd love to cooperate with him if itâs in the interests of the Liberation Army. But I still canât trust Hortis. He manipulated us to his advantage, and it feels like heâs acting alone with some kind of purpose in mind.)
Nott knitted his eyebrows.
âThat perverted bastard does seem to be hiding something serious behind his playful attitude. Sanon also warned me not to trust him too much.â
(I agree with him. Weâre currently looking for a treasure that will give the Liberation Army an advantage, but Hortis got ahead of us.)
âGive the Liberation Army an advantage? What kind of treasure is that?â
(Simply put, itâs a tool for killing the surreptitious sorcerer.)
Nott pulled the stole up his chin again. I wonder if heâs feeling cold.
âI get it. So itâs a plan that tries to equalize the power between the royal dynasty and the Liberation Army as much as possible.  And you donât want that incomprehensible perverted bastard snatching it away, right?â
(I think Hortis is on our side, but weâre taking precautions just to be sure. We canât put too much trust in those who are acting in secrecy.)
âOkay. Iâll keep an eye on him too.â
Nott seemed to understand, so I proposed an idea. I had him let us into the garden, and from there, the three humans plus a pig will contact Hortis together. As for how, weâll use the shell that Jess received from Hortis.
(Shulavis, this form of communication canât read my thoughts, right?)
When asked, Shulavis turned his attention to the shell Jess was holding.
âAs long as you donât make a sound, itâll be fine. To begin with, outside of very special conditions, the power of heart doesnât work unless youâre close to and aware of the target.â
I remembered the praying voice that once reached Jess from the outskirts of here, Munires. Very special conditions, huh? I guess itâs probably not applicable this time around.
We sat in a circle on the manicured lawn in the cypress-filled garden, and Jess held the white conch shell she received from Hortis.
âOkay, here I go.â
After looking at us, Jess leaned her face into the shell.
âMr. Hortis!â
Around thirty seconds passed after Jess called. As we waited motionlessly, the white shell changed colors to a reddish brown in an instant. A manâs voice answered.
ăHey hey, Jess. Did you miss me?ă
A rumbling noise could be heard behind his voice. It didnât sound anywhere near here.
âErm, um⊠I didnât really miss you that muchâŠâ
After Jessâ serious reply, there was a pause. He was probably moping.
ăSo what did you need me for?ă
He sure switched gears quickly.
Nott, Shulavis, and I held our breath and listened to their conversation.
âThereâs something I would like to discuss with youâŠÂ Mr. Hortis, where are you right now?â
ăItâs difficult to describe. Iâm currently one with nature, with not a single thread on me.ă
He dodged the question.
âAre you not staying with the members of the Liberation Army?â
As per our discussion earlier, Jess asked the leading question. He paused for a while, and only the mysterious rumbling sound resounded from the shell. Jess gave me a worried look.
(Donât worry. Iâll definitely help when you run into trouble.)
Our exchange shouldnât have been heard by the other party because it didnât make any sound.
Seemingly relieved, Jess relaxed her shoulders.
ăHrm. It looks like someoneâs behind you. The innocent Jess that I know of wouldnât try to trick people like this. Did Virgin-kun put that idea in your head?ă
Not just me â Shulavis, and even Nott reacted with a twitch. Lol.
(Look, calm down. The virgin heâs referring to is me. Jess, tell him the pig is with you.)
âUm, Mister Pig is here with me.â
ăNo doubt about it. But thatâs odd. If youâre at the Liberation Armyâs mansion, then you should have heard my story from Nott-kun. And since youâre outside, Shulavis should be with you just like last time.ă
Crap, did the shell have positional magic set on it? That means our movements have been tracked since leaving the capital this morning.
Nott looked at me with composed eyes. Shulavis, meanwhile, pressed his hand between his brows.
We need to figure out what to say immediately, or else the period of silence will raise suspicions. I reviewed the facts we could reveal so that we could maintain as much of our information advantage as possible.
(Tell him Shulavis is the only other person with you. Letâs pretend weâre keeping this communication with him a secret from Nott. Itâs fine to admit you heard his story from Nott.)
âUm, sorry⊠Mr. Shulavis is here too.â
ăIs Nott-kun not there?ă
âWe kept it a secret from Mr. Nott and contacted you.â
ăI see, I see. Then it should be fine to talk about you guys being in that erotic room up until now, right?ă
Nott eyeballed us suspiciously. Shulavis placed a hand against his forehead. This man, Hortis, is quite cunning. By implying that heâs going to babble about the royal dynastyâs secrets, heâs threatening to make things worse for us if Nott really was nearby.
However, even if Hortis were to start talking about the royal dynastyâs secrets, Nott is a trustworthy person, so there wonât be any problems. On the contrary, sharing these secrets with Nott will strengthen his trust in us.
(No need to give into his threats. Shulavis, insist to him that Nott isnât here.)
âUncle, Nott is not here.â
When the serious-minded guy says it, it carries a lot of persuasive power.
As if he fell into thought, Hortis paused eerily for some time before replying.
ăYou donât seem to have much faith in Nott-kun. Heâs a trustworthy man.  As his pet dog, I can guarantee it.ă
(Letâs ask him where he is for now, Jess.)
When I conveyed that, Jess nodded with serious eyes.
âMr. Hortis, where are you right now?â
ăWhat are you going to do after hearing where?ă
âWhat Mr. Hortis is looking for, and what weâre looking for, should be the same thing. Letâs stop acting separately and work together.â
Jess answered according to the plan.
ăIf youâll let me sniff your thighs again, Iâll think about it.ă
âUncle!â
Shulavis responded angrily in my stead.
âWeâre having a serious conversation. Please answer seriously. Uncle should be searching for the Wedge of Contracts; and you have Rutaâs Eye to indicate where it is. Please tell us where youâre currently headed.â
âHmâŠâ Hortis mused from the shell.
ăItâs not a problem if you want to come here, but unfortunately, itâs a long way from there. Iâd rather not trouble you guys by making you come all the way here. I can handle it on my own, so why donât you leave handling the wedge to me?ă
I didnât miss the fact that Nott, who was frowning because he couldnât keep up with the development of the conversation, twitched in reaction to those words.
(Be firm, Shulavis. Tell him that, for the sake of mutual trust, weâre going to see him.)
Without changing expressions, Shulavis signaled with a nod.
âUncle, for the sake of mutual trust, we wish to meet and search for the wedge together. Weâll ride the dragon there, no matter how far away it is. Please tell us the location.â
After another brief silence, Hortisâ voice, lowered a notch, echoed.
ăIâm sorry, but I canât allow those with Elder Brotherâs backing to hold the key. Donât think ill of me, Shulavis. This is my battle alone.ă
As soon as he finished speaking, the reddish-brown shell returned white, and the rumbling noise disappeared.
âUncle! Uncle! âŠHortis-sama!â
No matter how Shulavis called out, the shell remained white and silent.
We looked at each other.
(Looks like he hung up. Itâs not like I donât understand what that perverted bastard is saying, but he seems even more suspicious now.)
I conveyed to the three of them, before turning towards Nott.
(Thereâs one thing I would like to confirm. Can we leave the shell here and talk inside?)
At my suggestion, we silently entered the mansion. The white wallpaper and dark brown wood of the floor created a calming contrast interior. Itâs a cozy place, and there was the smell of pie or the likes floating around. Celes was standing by herself by the window beside the entrance. A black pig was by her side.
âMr. Nott, everyone. Is something the matterâŠ?â
Celes looked at us worriedly. The fact that she was by the window mustâve meant she was watching what happened outside. As soon as Jess saw Celes, she stopped and lightly bowed.
However, Nott spoke without stopping.
âSorry, but itâs a secret matter. Please inform everyone that no one is allowed in my room.â
Nott continued down the corridor and guided us to the door at the end. It was Nottâs office. Despite it being a spacious room, it only had the bare minimum furniture, such as a plain desk and chair, and a simple rack for hanging clothes with.
âSorry that youâll need to stand and talk, but whatâs the business?â
Nott sat on the desk with a thud, and faced this way.
(Earlier, when Hortis said âIâd rather not trouble you guys by making you come all the way here,â Nott reacted slightly, right? Was there something off about what he said?)
âOh, that?â
Nott crossed his legs.
âHortis left before noon, but he said heâs heading somewhere fairly close and would be back before sunset. So I found it strange when he said he was far away.â
I see.
âDoes that mean he believed Mr. Nott wasnât there, and said a lie that would have been exposed if Mr. Nott was there?â
Jess conjectured.
(Thatâs very probable. Iâm glad we hid Nottâs existence. The fact that he lied, and the contents of the lie, can become important clues. Lies and silences can tell the eloquent truth.)
I contemplated while walking around the wide wood floor with my pig trotters.
(Why did he lie? Itâs because he didnât want his location to be known. Now, why did he lie about it being far away? Itâs probably to hide the fact that the location wasnât that far away.)
Jess held up the history book and asked.
âMister Pig, thereâs something Iâm curious about.â
(What is it?)
âItâs written that Rutaâs Eye points in the direction of the wedge. With a tool that only indicates the direction, how was he able to tell the distance before heading out?â
I see, how perceptive. HoweverâŠ
(Hortis got Rutaâs Eye from the cave yesterday and returned to this mansion. If the Wedge of Contracts is nearby, itâs possible to calculate the distance after traveling that amount of distance.)
âErm, is that soâŠ?â
Itâs simple arithmetic.
(Shulavis, watch Jessâ breasts.)
When I conveyed that, Shulavis turned to me with a serious look.
âI wonât though?â
(Itâs for the purpose of explaining. If youâre embarrassed, you can look at her face.)
The innocent virgin then looked at Jessâ face. I stepped away from Shulavis and stared at Jessâ breasts. A pair of gently-sloped mounds softly asserted themselves from underneath the white blouse. Thatâs where paradise-, actually, nowâs not the time to be thinking about this.
(Right now, Shulavis and I are standing in different places, both looking at Jessâ breasts. Assume Jessâ breasts are the treasure, and the direction of my and Shulavisâ faces represent the direction Rutaâs Eye is pointing towards.)
âLike I said, Iâm not lookingâŠâ
I ignored the straight-laced response and continued my explanation.
(If you only have information from either one of them, you canât tell where Jessâ breasts are located along that line of sight. But if you have two lines of sight, youâll be able to tell that Jessâ breasts are at the intersection of those two lines. As long as he travels a certain distance, Iâm sure Hortis can roughly calculate the location of the treasure. Naturally, if the Wedge of Contracts is far away, the direction in which Rutaâs Eye points at wonât change very much, which would make the calculations difficult.)
As I conveyed this while legally staring at Jessâ boobs, Jess nodded in resignation. She then took out a map, and spread it out on the floor for me.
âThat means the Wedge of Contracts is definitely not far from here.â
âThat makes sense.â
Perhaps from being conditioned, Shulavis spoke while looking at Jessâ face.
Shulavis then quickly looked away. Did he hear my monologue?
âSo, do you think youâll be able to figure out where Uncle is? Are there any other clues?â
I thought about it. Was there any other information?
(When Hortis left before noon, he said he would be back before sunset. Would simply knowing the rough location give him enough confidence to say he will be back that soon? When he calculated the approximate location, something probably stood out â some kind of landmark that looked like a good place to hide the Wedge of Contracts.)
Jess thought about it.
âMeaning itâs a place where you would shout âThis is it!â when you see it?â
We moved our heads close to the map and focused on the vicinity of Munires. There were some places that looked like landmarks which could be visited within a day, butâŠ
(Itâs the sound.)
My flash of insight allowed Jess to answer excitedly.
âThatâs right! The shell was making a rumbling sound the entire time.â
(Thereâs only a limited number of places where you could hear that much noise. If itâs around hereâŠ)
âIt would have to be the waterfall.â
Shulavis pointed at a place on the map. It appeared to be a large waterfall, upstream from the Valley of Oil located near Munires. Shulavisâ dark green eyes seemed to glow with excitement for a change.
âThis is the Waterfall of Encountering. Itâs where Vatis-sama is said to have met Ruta.â
We decided to head for the Waterfall of Encountering to immediately catch up to Hortis. We were going to take the royal dynastyâs dragon. It seems Nott canât enter the royal armyâs grounds, so Shulavis will have to bring the dragon to this mansionâs garden.
Nott quickly put on his coat and headed out into the garden. However, Jess stopped in front of the entrance and looked around restlessly.
(Whatâs wrong? Do you need to use the restroom?)
At my inquiry, Jess shook her head.
âNo, I was wondering where Ms. Celes wasâŠâ
I heard a voice talking from the far end of the corridor that extended to our right.
(Sheâs probably over there. Is it something important you need to discuss with Celes?)
âItâs not quite to the extent of being important, but I wanted to talk to her for a bit.â
Jess peered down the corridor.
(Why donât you go take a look? Itâll take some time for Shulavis to bring the dragon over here anyway.)
âRight. Iâll be right back. Please wait outside with Mr. Nott, Mister Pig.â
Got it. â As I was about to reply with that, I changed my mind.
(No, Iâll go with you.)
âAre you sure? Then letâs go together.â
We walked down the carpeted corridor, towards the voice. The aroma of wheat and roasted meat wafted through the air. I took a deep breath, feeling out the air flow. The source of the smell was just nearby. Out of curiosity, I peeked through the open door and spotted Celes standing alone in front of a brick oven in the large kitchen. A black pig sat next to her.
âMs. Celes!â
Jess peeked into the kitchen alongside me and raised her voice happily.
âAh, Ms. Jess⊠and Mr. Shitty Virgin. Hello there.â
Celes bowed politely.
Jess briefly showed an irritated expression when I was called a shitty virgin, but she immediately bowed back.
âHello. Are you baking a pie?â
Jess walked into the kitchen and peered into the oven.
âYes, itâs a rabbit pieâŠÂ Itâs Mr. Nottâs favorite.â
As I was wondering if it was pork, Jess covered her mouth with her hands.
âIâm so sorry. Mr. Nott will be heading out with us very soonâŠâ
Celesâ large eyes widened slightly, but she immediately smiled as if nothing had happened.
âIs that so? Then I will save Mr. Nottâs share for him until dinner.â
âEeeh? But after spending so much effort, Iâm sure you want to treat him to the freshly baked pie. Itâs not easy to make after all.â
Celes shook her head vigorously at the worried Jess.
âI canât hinder Mr. Nott for my own sake. I also like pies, so I just baked one on a whim.â
âIs that soâŠ?â
Jess turned to look at the kitchen counter. I also extended my head towards it. Itâs hard to see from a pigâs perspective, but a pot with the scent of meat stew was left there, and the cutting board that slightly protruded from the table smelled of chopped mushrooms and herbs. The effort put into this felt way more than something done just on a whim.
âAfter all, thereâs nothing else I can doâŠâ
Celes gave a forced smile, and placed a hand on her slender neck.
âUm, Ms. Celes.â
Jess stepped forward and approached Celes. The black pig looked at Jess and started twitching his nose, so I hurriedly guarded her. I canât let Jess become this perverted pigâs prey.
Paying no heed to our offense and defense, Jess gently placed her hands on Celesâ shoulders.
âIâm always causing trouble for you, Ms. Celes.â
Celes looked bewildered.
âErm⊠thatâs not true at all.â
âNo, itâs true. Itâs my fault that Mr. Nott left Bapsus; and the reason why Mr. Nott was being hunted down by the Northern Forces was because he fought to protect meâŠÂ Him heading out right now is also a result of the matters that I brought here. I understand Ms. Celes just wants to live peacefully with Mr. NottâŠÂ Iâm so sorry. I just really wanted to apologize to you.â
Celes shook her head fiercely in denial, as if to say Jess was exaggerating things.
Regardless, Jess continued.
âI very much understand Ms. Celesâ feelings.â
Jess wordlessly stared at Celes. Celesâ shoulders then twitched, followed by Celes glancing at me, before looking back at Jess.
âUm⊠but my standing is too different from yours, Ms. JessâŠâ
It sounded as though Jess had told Celes something with her power of heart. Jess slowly shook her head and refuted Celes.
âPlease be more confident in yourself, Ms. Celes. Being able to live in the same world at the same time may seem like a matter of course, but that alone is a wonderful enough miracle.â
With a serious expression, Celes blinked.
It was getting dark outside the window, so I shifted my gaze there and saw a dragon, slowly flapping its wings, land in the garden. I felt uncomfortable for some reason, so I stepped away from Jess.
(Jess, Iâll go on ahead. Come to the garden as soon as you finish talking.)
And then I left the kitchen behind almost as if I was fleeing.
I reflected as I walked towards the door. I donât know what Jess silently conveyed to Celes, but it somehow felt like she was talking about me.
âA peaceful life where your important person isnât taken away from you, your memories arenât forgotten, you arenât caught up in a war, and your life isnât being threatenedâŠÂ Donât you long for that sort of life, Mister Pig?
I recalled what Jess said the day before yesterday. Jess must have felt empathy and sympathy for Celes, who seemed to be by Nottâs side, yet couldnât be with Nott. And Jess felt bad for being a not insignificant cause of this happening, so she apologized.
Even I know Celes is having a hard time because Nott wonât look her way. And I also understand that Iâm making Jess feel the same way. I shouldnât have said I was trying to push for Shulavis and her to get married in front of her.
But I chose to say it anyway.
I chose to push away the only girl who told me that she liked me â a wonderful girl who I didnât suit. Because I know Iâm destined to leave someday.
Itâs because I know if I let the sorrow of parting grow any further, I wonât be able to bear it.
And most importantly, I recognize that I canât make Jess happy.
Donât you all think so too? If youâre an otaku, you should only wish for the happiness of your oshi. Youâre obviously not capable of handling your oshi, so you shouldnât say anything willful.
>TL Note: æšă is commonly used to describe an idol that someone actively supports. A more suitable English equivalent here would be waifu, but that sounded too weird here. For more context: https://japanoscope.com/oshi-meaning-%E6%8E%A8%E3%81%97%E3%81%A8%E3%81%AF/
Iâm not capable enough to make Jess happy. I, who should leave Mestria when the critical moment arrives, shouldnât resist in vain or go against fate, and leave the stage with dignity in front of Jess.
I arrived at the garden. Shulavis was stroking the dragonâs jaw, which was lined with sharp, black scales. Even though the dragonâs body was large enough to fill the large garden, its face was unexpectedly cute, like that of a lizard. It bent its long and narrow neck, stretching its head towards Shulavis, and purred like a car engine.
When Shulavis noticed only a pig came out, he tilted his head in confusion.
âWhat happened to Jess?â
(Sheâll be out soon. Sheâs having a bit of girl talk right now.)
Shulavis appeared to have relayed my thoughts, as Nott revealed a baffled look while placing his hands on his hips.
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
(It means the girls are having a secret conversation. Should we do the same? A virgin talk?)
Nottâs face turned red, and he glared at me.
âAre you making fun of me?! You sleazy virgin pig bastard!â
Iâm not at all happy to hear that from a guyâŠ
Just as I was thinking that, Nott glowered at me and added, âYou know my past, donât you? I donât open my heart easily to other women. Unlike you guys, Iâve been proposed to by dozens of women, but not even once has my heart wavered. Donât lump me in with you two. Iâm a virgin because I want to be.â
ââYou guysâ?â
Shulavis reacted with a twitch.
âWhat are you trying to say? Are you insulting me?â
âHah, did I hit the mark, frizzy-hair? Since you shut yourself inside the capital, itâs obvious that you didnât get to meet anyone.â
âAre you provoking me?!â
âWhat? You wanna go?!â
I thought about it while watching these two virgins instantly create this dangerous mood.
The prince, who restrains himself to be a virgin out of a sense of responsibility; and the leader of the Liberation Army, whoâs a virgin because he wants to be. Compared to them, what am I?
I lived my life simply doing what I could do. Â As a result, Iâm a boring, stupid pig, and a virgin.
Iâm just a virgin with no self-identity, who only thinks about the best approach objectively because I donât have any self-confidence.
Forget it, thatâs okay. After all, itâs my way of life.
As I watched the two handsome guys draw close to each other and considered calling Jess over, Jess and Celes exited the front door. The girls froze when they saw the volatile situation between the two virgins.
âU-umâŠÂ Did something happen between the two of youâŠ?â
Shulavis cleared his throat and pointed at the dragon for the confused Jess.
âUncle might act at any moment. Letâs leave as soon as possible.â
Nott also exhaled, straightened his collar, and walked towards the dragon.
âYouâre late.â
We then left behind Celes and the black pig, and boarded the dragonâs back. Its large, folded wings extended out at once, flapped against the air, and lifted us up.
Celes kept waving from the garden, but Nott didnât appear to have noticed.
The dragon flew straight towards the Waterfall of Encountering. A forest of dark coniferous trees and brown broad-leaved trees that had their leaves fallen, spread beneath the giant wings. Not long after we took off, I spotted a round hole in the forest. Blue water pooled at the bottom of the cliff where the waterfall was.
âThatâs the basin of the Waterfall of Encountering. Itâs surrounded by the forest, so thereâs no place for the dragon to land. Iâll have it lower its height as much as possible, and weâll jump.â
âWeâll jump?â
Nott had an unenthusiastic look on his face.
âDonât worry, Iâll protect everyone here with magic.â
Shulavis pulled the reins and we started losing altitude. Soon, the dragon was hovering. Shulavis looked down and muttered, âAlright.â One look was enough for me to tell that we were still around 100 meters off the ground. Alright, my ass! Youâre not a cat!
âAre you all ready? Weâre getting off.â
Just as Shulavisâ words made me tremble in fear from wondering how weâll get down there, the dragon suddenly folded its wings and swooped down, disappearing from beneath us. We were basically still sitting when we were left in midair at an altitude of 100 meters.
âHyaa!â
Jess, who was next to me, hugged my stomach. But my worries were needless. We were surrounded by a buoyancy-like force and were floating. I could see the trees from the forest far below my dangling pig trotters. It felt like my pig heart was about to stop dead in its track.
I felt the updraft and acceleration, and knew that a steep descent was about to begin. My field of view was immediately covered by Jessâ skirt.
âŠNot good!
I instantly twisted my body and stretched my pig legs as far as I could towards Jessâ crotch. Though I barely had any sensation of my hooves as a pig, my feet should be holding the fabric of the skirt against her lower abdomen.
âEh? Hold on, Mister⊠PigâŠâ
I heard Jess make a strange noise from beyond the skirt fluttering in my ears.
My four legs touched the ground without me being able to see anything. Jessâ skirt unraveled, and I was able to see where we were standing. We were in the forest next to the waterfall basin. There was no one around but us. Dead leaves were piled up on the ground, and the soft blue sky of autumn could be seen through the gaps in trees where their leaves have fallen.
âU-um, Mister Pig, doing that sort of thing, er, in front of those two⊠is a bitâŠâ
With her face blushing hard, Jess placed her hand over her lower abdomen.
(What are you talking about�)
Jess refused to elaborate, so I looked at Shulavis and Nott. The two of them looked away in embarrassment.
(You guys didnât see anything, right?)
When I tried to confirm it with them, Nott answered while fixing his stole.
âWe couldnât see anything because you covered it with your feet.â
Jess didnât seem to understand what we were talking about, and looked back and forth.
Shulavis muttered while looking slightly downwards.
âUh, sorry. I didnât consider that carefully enough.â
Thatâs exactly right.
As we were descending, we were hit by the wind blowing upwards from below. Meanwhile, Jessâ skirt, which was covering my face, failed to cover what it was supposed to cover. If I didnât guard her with my pig feet, Jessâ panties would have been seen by these virgin bunches.
âOh, so thatâs whyâŠâ
Jess appeared to have finally realized it after reading my monologue, and her already reddened face blushed harder. Since sheâs going to marry into the royal family, I hope she can take better care of herself in this regard.
âIâm sorry, Mister PigâŠ
Jessâ voice resounded in my mind. I mean, you didnât have to apologize to me.
However, these perverted bastards who blushed because Jessâ skirt was flipped up need to be punished.
âAcross all of Mestria, youâre the one I least want to hear that fromâŠâ
After he gave a serious response, Shulavis cleared his throat and got back to business.
âOkay, we need to find Uncle quickly. Weâre counting on you, Pig. Find his scent.â
Hearing that, I sniffed the ground. It didnât take long for me to find a dog smell.
(âŠItâs a strong smell. This is the place, no doubt about it.)
As we followed the scent, we got closer and closer to the waterfall. The Waterfall of Encountering. Itâs a wide waterfall that boasts a height of dozens of meters, and carries an abundance of water. Clear water flowed evenly, covering the black cliff like a curtain. The falling water gathered in the large blue basin, from which it re-emerged as a river.
With me in the front, our party reached the side of the waterfall. Behind the waterfall that cascaded like a curtain, there was a walkable, rocky area.
âWe have to go behind the waterfall?â
Nott asked while crossing his arms like he was cold.
(That seems to be the case. Letâs go.)
We made our way through the narrow rock crevice, and were behind the cascading water. To our left was the rumbling wall of water, and to our right was a drenched, black, rock wall. The wall had been slightly dug into, and there was a narrow passage wide enough for a person to just barely pass through. The smell seemed to lead in that direction, so I led the way without hesitation.
As we bathed in the misty cold water, we proceeded while listening to the low rumbling sound of water splashing against rock.
Behind me was Jess, and following her was Shulavis, then Nott. Along the rocks that were wet from water splashing on them, the dog smell steadily grew stronger.
When I reached the middle of the waterfall, I stopped. Thatâs strange â I thought, and sniffed my surroundings.
âWhatâs wrong?â
Hearing Shulavisâ question, I moved forward slightly.
(The dog smell suddenly disappears around here.)
We stood around the place where the smell disappeared, and faced each other.
Shulavis touched the wet rock surface.
âI see. Then maybe thereâs a secret passageway somewhere.â
Shulavisâ fair hands searched the rock surface, but nothing happened. No matter where he pressed or hit, the rock remained a rock.
âWhat about up ahead, Mister Pig? Maybe the smell here was just washed away by the water.â
I see. I moved my nose close to the ground and continued on for a bit.
Hmm.
(No, thereâs no smell up ahead. Did Hortis find a passageway in the rock?  Or perhapsâŠ)
I looked over towards the waterfall. The floor path we were standing on became as precipitous as a cliff there. A large amount of water poured down beside it, with me close enough to touch it as long as I extend my pig leg out.
âIn that case, thereâs no other option here. Either he headed back, or he dove into the water and fell into the basin.â
The way here was a slightly uphill slope. Thereâs a bit of height before landing in the basin if he was to fall from here.
(He probably turned back? Itâs hard to imagine him jumping from here.)
âBut Mister Pig, didnât you say the smell got stronger up until you got here?â
Thatâs true â I thought, when pointed out by Jess. If he returned from here, the smell should have gradually become weaker. It didnât sound right to assume he turned back.
With a hand on his chin, Shulavis pondered.
âThis is tricky. Was there some way for him to move from this placeâŠ?â
As we were troubling over this, Nott drew his twin daggers impatiently.
âWhatâs on the other side of the water?â
Pushing Shulavis aside, Nott crossed his daggers and plunged them into the falling water. The daggers shone red. The blades and their aura of fire blocked the water, opening a hole the size of a window in the wall of water. Nottâs face, illuminated by the flames of his twin daggers, revealed his surprise.
âWhatâs thisâŠ?â
Seeing Nottâs response, Shulavis brought his face closer to the small window that Nott created. Shortly after, Shulavisâ eyes widened in amazement. With my pigâs point of view, I wasnât able to see what was beyond the small window.
(Whatâs over there?)
Nott withdrew his twin daggers and turned to look at us.
âThe path ahead.â
After saying that, he rushed into the wall of falling water without hesitation and disappeared with a splash.
âHow impatient.â
Shulavis smiled wryly and extended his hand up towards the waterfall. From left to right, he drew an arch-shaped line across the veil of water, opening the entrance to the âother side.â
Jess gasped beside me. What we saw beyond the entrance was not the scenery of the waterfall basin and forest. It was a huge stalactite cave that we had never seen before. Mysterious blue lights leaked from the cracks in the stalactites, eerily illuminating the white cave. The cave was so wide that you would think it was the inside of a mountain, and the ceiling was so high that I couldnât see it through the darkness. The waterfall became a magic gate that divided this place from another space.
(Letâs follow Nott.)
We jumped through the gate Shulavis opened and entered the cave. It wasnât an optical illusion or hallucination. We should have jumped out the front of the waterfall, but we landed on the ground of a stalactite cave. The limestone surface was covered in shallow water. It was cold.
Nott, who was soaking wet, looked at us, who werenât wet, with a face that said âYou should have told me if there was a way to not get wet.â I turned around to look at the way we came, and saw the inner side of the waterfall that we had just passed through become a waterfall that flowed down into the stalactite cave. It looks like we entered a completely different place, separated by the waterfall.
âIâve never heard of this kind of magic before.â
Shulavis curiously touched the waterfall. Through that gap he just created, I could see the inside of the waterfall where we were earlier.
âFor some reason, I feel a terrifying power.â
Jess whispered to me.
The stalactite cave was an eerie place. The stalactites that looked like they were melting hanged down from the ceiling far above, and depending on the location, they were connected together like huge curtains. The ground was flooded everywhere, and flat white rocks were connected like terraced fields. The blue light illuminating them shone intensely from every direction, making me lose my sense of direction.
Nott shook his head like a dog, spraying water everywhere, and spoke to me.
âLetâs hurry up and find Hortis. Can you still smell his scent, sleazy pig?â
Just as I was about to sniff the ground⊠Plip, plip, came the sound of footsteps. A red light flashed before my eyes, and I knew Nott had drawn his twin daggers.
âNo need to look for me. Iâm right here.â
A manâs feet appeared closer than I expected. He was barefoot. I looked up, and something I didnât want to see was hanging in front of me. The man who appeared from behind a stalactite was just as naked as when we first met him.
âYouâve managed to make it this far, I see. Your minds are more brilliant that I gave you credit for.â
âPlease put on some clothes, Uncle.â
At Shulavisâ composed, straight-laced response, Hortis waved his hand with a hopeless look. A white cloth magically appeared, covering Hortis from his shoulders down.
âIt would be problematic if a hecklepon spotted me, so I was traveling in the form of Rossi. And when I change from a dog into a human, Iâm left naked no matter what, so thereâs nothing I could have done.
I see-, wait no, thatâs not an excuse for him to be completely naked, but that does explain why he smelled like a dog instead of a human.
Though Hortis was smiling cheerfully, Nott didnât let down his guard and continued to hold up his red-glowing twin daggers.
âDid you think you could distract us with that kind of joke, you exhibitionist? Explain why you lied and acted on your own.â
Hortis maintained his smile.
âUsing the great treasure to negotiate with Elder Brother is as dangerous as walking on a tightrope. If you all get involved, youâll be held responsible as well. I didnât want that to happen. I figured I could handle it all by myself, so I decided to keep you all out of it. I assumed if it were you guys, you would have understood that without needing me to explainâŠâ
âYou werenât planning on stealing the treasure?â
âSteal? Why would I?â
Hortis approached Nott, paying no heed to the twin daggerâs flames.
âThink about it. I objected to Fatherâs and Elder Brotherâs approach, quit being a mage, transformed myself into a dog, and accompanied you for five years. Why would I betray you now? Iâm your ally. Iâm a sensible mage who wants the Liberation Army to shine and save the Yesma girls.â
I donât think itâs very sensible to show off your nakedness in front of a girl whoâs old enough to be your daughter, but as he claimed, itâs hard to imagine this pervert as an enemy based on his past actions.
Hortis gently took Nottâs hand, and placed the red-hot tip of the dagger to his own throat.
âIf you have any doubts, you can cut me down at any time.â
Still furrowing his brows, Nott sheathed his twin daggers back to his hips.
I think itâs worth trusting him.
(Please show us the Wedge of Contracts as proof of our trust.)
When I conveyed that, Hortis shrugged.
âAbout this matter, I actually havenât acquired it yet. But I do have this.â
He then showed us his right hand. Between his thumb and forefinger, he held a gold-decorated glass ball. It was filled with clear water, and a single human eyeball was floating inside, spinning violently on its own.
Jess walked over to Hortis and stared at it with deep interest.
âRutaâs EyeâŠâ
âThatâs right. It wasnât easy getting a hold of it; and even though it helped me find this place, the moment I entered here, the eye moved wildly and couldnât be used anymore.â
âThis is your proof of trust,â Hortis said, as he gently handed Rutaâs Eye to Jess.
âThis stalactite cave is filled with extraordinary magic. This place must have existed since the Ancient Era, long before Vatis. Weâll need to find the wedge without relying on magic.â
âThe Ancient EraâŠâ Jess murmured.
Hortis raised his eyebrows as he glanced at the eyeball that continued to spin in Jessâ hand.
âHowever, I didnât expect you all to come to the same conclusion as I did so quickly. When I changed back into a human yesterday morning, you didnât even seem to know anything about the Wedge of Contracts. To have deduced the location of Rutaâs Eye only a day later⊠you must have studied the history book quite intensely. What incredible, inquisitive minds.â
I proudly raised my nose.
(Jess-taso finished reading it in one night.)
Jess shook her head.
âNo, I simply read the words. It was Mister Pig who considered those things in the endâŠâ
Hortis smiled at the shy Jess.
âWhy, isnât this a wonderful partnership? Then how about we split into two teams and compete to see which side finds the wedge in this stalactite cave first? Iâll look around with my cute nephew, and Jess, Virgin-kun, and Nott-kun, you three search as a group. Wouldnât this be more fun than everyone simply splitting up and looking for it?â
Nowâs not the time to be playing around â is what I was going to say, but that wasnât a bad idea. If weâre going to search through this expansive stalactite cave, it would be better to split up to some extent.
âThen letâs start looking. I want to head back before sunset.â Nott remarked.
And we decided to split up to find the Wedge of Contracts.
Nott steadily advanced through the stalactite cave that was wrapped in a pale blue light. Jess and I followed behind him. I was reminded of our journey to the capital, and thought to myself â what a nostalgic trio. Naturally, at the time, Hortis, transformed as a dog, was also by Nottâs sideâŠ
âHey Jess, can I ask you something?â
Nott asked while passing through a narrow gap between some large stalactites. The path beyond it was winding and difficult to see.
âYes, what is it?â
Jess replied while following.
âSo you became that frizzy-hairâs fiancĂ©?â
ââŠYes.â
She responded in a tiny voice.
âI havenât heard the details, but I was told it had to do with your memories, so I can kinda tell youâre in a difficult position. I donât mean to criticize you or anything. Just make sure you donât regret it.â
The hero of the Liberation Army spoke plainly without looking back. Jess glanced at me, but said nothing.
âItâs too late to get some things back once you lose them.â
The pair of sheathed daggers on Nottâs hips swayed as he muttered softly.
(ThenâŠ)
I conveyed to Nott through Jess.
(Then whatâs Jess supposed to do? Maybe itâs true that Jess doesnât want to marry that frizzy-haired guy. But if her engagement gets canceled, her safety would no longer guaranteed, and it would make it difficult for me to gain the royal familyâs favor. The Liberation Army, Jess, and I â all of us might end up being used and thrown away by that violent king.)
âIsnât that fine?â
I couldnât believe my ears when I heard Nottâs words from behind his back.
(Whatâs âfineâ?)
âWhat Iâm saying is, it doesnât matter how the king treats us, as long as Jess can accept that.â
(Donât be stupid. Donât you understand what it means for Jess, whoâs close to the Liberation Army, to become the future princess?)
His cold blue eyes glanced at me.
âIâm not Jess. Whatever path she chooses for her own happiness, I wonât blame her. Iâm simply doing my best to do what I want to do. Jess should simply do her best to do what she wants to do.â
I saw Jess swallow nervously beside me.
That wonât do.
(This may be our one and only chance at changing this country. Breaking off the engagement is a dangerous choice that could ruin that chance. Thatâs absolutely not allowed.)
âMister PigâŠâ
A pair of sorrowful looking eyes stared at me.
âWhat youâre saying is certainly true, sleazy pig, but weâre people who only get to live our life once. It doesnât matter what kind of righteousness other people try and throw at us, we have no obligation to accept them. The reason why Iâm trying to change this world is to avenge Ysâ death. But if Ys was still alive, I wouldnât be doing this. Iâm sure I would have been cherishing my life instead.â
Hearing that, I was finally able to see the true nature of this person named Nott. If Jess is someone who earnestly acts for the sake of others, Nott is someone who earnestly acts for the sake of himself. Nott helped Jess out of regret that he couldnât help his beloved. As a result, he succeeded in delivering his belovedâs sister to the royal dynasty safely without even knowing thatâŠ
I didnât have any words to say back, and I silently walked on the wet ground. It was a straight path after the narrow stalactite passage. As I quietly walked in the pale blue light, Jess opened her mouth.
âMr. Nott. Thank you very much for your advice, but Iâm fine with this right now.â
Nott wordlessly and expressionlessly looked at Jess.
âI believe in Mister Pig. Mister Pig is always thinking for my happiness, so Iâll follow his decisions.â
Jess replied resolutely, and gently placed her hand on my back.
âThat so? Then do whatever you want.â
I felt the coolness of Jessâ fingertips on my back, and at the same time, I wanted to refute Nott.
(Although you said itâs fine as long as you do what you want to do, what about Celes?)
Nott, who led the way, didnât look back.
(I know youâre aware of Celesâ feelings, Nott. Is it fine for you to disregard Celes, who purposefully left her master to be with you, because youâre âdoing what you want to doâ?)
âWhat are you talking about? Celes is doing what she wants to do. Isnât that fine?â
Next to me, Jess was about to open her mouth to say something, but she changed her mind and tightly pressed her lips together.
There was nothing we could say to that. Everything Nott said made sense. As long as everyone does what they want, itâs fine. Even if conflict arose because of that, itâs not a problem. It was a simple reasoning.
âRemember this, sleazy pig. I might be selfish in your eyes, but thereâs no value living in this world if you lie about what you want to do.â
Nott pulled the black stole up to his chin and rounded a narrow corner. Jess and I tried to follow, but ended up running into him.
âWatch where youâre going.â
Nott turned his gaze forward. It looked like a place where the passageway would continue, but there was a pure white, flat, artificial wall in place, and we couldnât go any further.
Nottâs slender fingers touched the wall.
âLooks like someone blocked this place. Itâs a dead end.â
I got close to the wall and observed it. Is it limestone? The spectacularly flat piece of rock blocked the narrow passageway without any gaps. If it wasnât the work of a master stonemason who hauled the large stone through the narrow, winding path, then it was a mage who did it.
âMister Pig! Look!â
Jess pointed at the center of the wall. A long, vertical, isosceles triangle was engraved with a thin line. The mark looked familiar, and I realized it was also on the lid of Vatisâ sarcophagus â where the Spear of Destruction was hidden.
I nodded, and felt Jessâ hand tighten on my back. There was a sense that we were actually nearing the wedge.
âIs that a clue? What do we do now?â Nott asked beside us.
Jess lightly touched the wall â the next moment, the white wall closed in on our vision; and when I looked around, the two of us were on the other side of the wall.
My sights changed dramatically.
The narrow passageway in the stalactite cave suddenly opened up, leading to a large open space. The place was still surrounded by white, icicle-like stalactites, but there was a round hole in part of the high ceiling, and warm-colored light streamed in straight from there.
At the bottom of the ladder of light was a stone platform, and on top of it, something was placed there all on its own.
âMister PigâŠ!â
Jessâ eyes lit up. I looked behind us, but there was only a white wall. Nott was nowhere to be seen. Before I could think about what to do, Jess started walking towards the stone pedestal.
(Jess, Nottâs notâŠ)
âWeâll head back soon, so letâs take a look together!â
Jess looked back at me in delight, and I had no choice but to follow her.
I walked side by side with Jess. In the silence, only the sound of two peopleâs footsteps on water reverberated.
We reached the stone pedestal. It was a small pedestal with a flat top. Even with a pigâs eye level, I could see âitâ at the top when I stretched my neck.
It was a shockingly clear and colorless stone in the shape of a long and narrow tetrahedron. It shone a bright white as it was illuminated by the warm light coming in from the ceiling.
âThe Wedge of ContractsâŠâ Jess muttered.
Thereâs no mistaking it. It was a great treasure that exuded a clear and mysterious aura.
Itâs currently the only way to kill the surreptitious sorcerer whoâs trying to destroy the royal dynasty.
(Incredible. You found this place in no time.)
âItâs thanks to Mister Pig.â
I shook my head at Jessâ praise.
(All I did was come up with a few ideas and suggested them. It was none other than Jess who deciphered the history book in order to solve the problem. You should be proud of that.)
After being troubled by it for some time, Jess smiled at me.
âThen letâs treat it as both of us who found it.â
(âŠRight. Letâs do that.)
Jess slowly extended her hand towards the Wedge of Contracts.
âMister Pig.â
Hearing Jess call me, I turned and saw her brown eyes looking straight at me. Long eyelashes. Small nose. Thin lips that were smiling slightly.
Jess didnât touch the Wedge of Contracts, and blinked with a serious expression.
âI can believe in Mister Pig, right?â
(âŠWhat do you mean? Iâll never betray you. Donât worry.)
âErm, thatâs not what I meantâŠâ
Jess seemed to be looking for the right words. After hesitatingly opening and closing her mouth, she spoke.
âMister Pig is working very hard for the sake of the royal dynasty, for the sake of the Yesmas, and for the sake of the Liberation Army. I donât have the slightest doubts about this.â
The light shining in from the open ceiling made Jessâ eyelashes glisten melancholically.
âWe were able to come this far because of Mister Pigâs help. I somehow feel that, as long as Iâm with Mister Pig, Iâll be able to change the world.â
(Yeah, thatâs what Iâm here for. Believe me.)
âOf course I believe you. But, Iâm a little worriedâŠâ
(What are you worried about?)
The sound of flowing water could be heard from somewhere far away. Jessâ hand stopped before the Wedge of Contracts and didnât move.
âEven after youâve finished everything that needs to be done by accomplishing the things you can do, one by one, like thisâŠÂ Mister Pig, youâll always stay by my side, wonât youâŠ?â
It was as if she was saying, if I didnât promise her that, she wonât take the Wedge of Contracts.
(I donât know what the future will hold, but right now, letâs do the best we can together. During this time, Iâll always be by your side, Jess.)
âNo, Iâm not talking about right now.â
By the time I realized it, Jess looked like she was about to cry. I immediately looked down.
âLately, it feels like youâve been slowly trying to distance yourself from me, Mister Pig. Why?â
âŠâŠ
âIf you donât like me anymore, please tell me so.â
(No, itâs definitely not that I donât like you-)
âIf thereâs something you dislike, Iâll change. Iâll even do my best to learn naughty things. So please, please donât leave me.â
The corners of Jessâ eyes glistened with tears. I canât handle tears.
(No, itâs not that there something about you that I dislike, so you donât have to do your best to learn naughty things. I wonât leave your side, so donât worry.)
âTruly?â
(Truly.)
âI can believe that you intend to stay with me forever, right?â
(Yeah, I want to be with you.)
It wasnât a lie.
Jess stared at me for some time.
(Itâs a tough world, but letâs pursue happiness together.)
I never thought Iâd have the chance to say those words so seriously in my life. With utmost sincerity, I returned Jessâ gaze.
âIâm so happy.â
Jess whispered, and wiped her tears with her sleeves before they spilled.
âIf you disappear again, Iâll make sure to chase you to the ends of the world.â
Jess, who was smiling, appeared to be serious when she said that.
Her gaze turned towards the stone pedestal, and her beautiful fair-colored fingers touched the great treasure of Mestria.
The Wedge of Contracts shone so brightly that it was hard to believe it was an ancient item.