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-Do you accept the deal?

I look at him, look at my chains, and answer:

-Wait a moment, I need to think.

-Okay, anyway it's the morning now.

He goes back to his computer.

I check on it, and see some kind of mmo representing my life.

On it he's currently talking to Megumin.

-Do you think I should present for Miss Sorcery?

-Yes, obviously, my love.

Her eyes lit up.

-And for Miss Abysses?

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-That's a certainty.

She follows up even quicker.

-And for Miss Assassin?

-That's quite obvious.

I can't take this…

-And for Miss International?

-You'll blow them up.

STOP

-And for Miss World?

-You're a nuclear bomb.

Come on, stop that!

-And for Miss Earth?

-You're a goddess.

Please!

-And for Miss Planet?

I can't take it anymore!

-AAAHHH? Will she ask for every beauty pageant in the world?

He answers both for me and her:

-That's an evidence.

-And for Miss Universe?

-Baby, is there someone more sexy than you in the world?

… I'm speechless… He's actually so shameless just to bang her?

-And for Miss Multiverse?

THAT EXISTS?

A/N: Yes, I googled it, from international to multiverse, these are existing beauty pageants.

-You're the love of my life. Do you need such things for me to love you?

-STOP THAT! OKAY, YOU WON! JUST BANG AND KILL HER THEN GIVE MY BODY BACK!

-Oh, okay!