Chapter 381

When the army marches, the Dragon City flags hunt.

"Your Majesty, send it here."

General a cold light iron armor, silver gun with him, the voice as always straightforward and heroic.

"You are all old bones. Do you still want to fight with your minister?"

At the end of the day, only Zhao Chenggang, such a mean ruffian general, would dare to talk to him like this.

People around you are not surprised.

They often see this kind of monarch and minister in daily life, one is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer.

If it was not for their different looks, we would all think that Zhao Chenggang was a silly son raised by the old emperor outside.

The old emperor showed a helpless and doting smile.

"A gang, your mouth is really unpleasant. If you change someone else, you'll have to face hundreds of times! "

"Your majesty will live a long life. This time, I will take the head of the king of Chu and congratulate his Majesty on his 70th birthday."

The old emperor's face was flushed with a touch of ruddy, and he laughed generously and boldly! Ah Gang is still a man with ambition and ability! I'm here, holding wine and holding a banquet, waiting for a gang to return from victory! "

"A hundred fat geese will be slaughtered then!" Zhao Chenggang added.

On weekdays, when emperors and officials chatted, Zhao Chenggang occasionally poured bitter water at the old emperor, saying that his wife had punished him not to eat meat or drink, and that the fat on his stomach had been reduced to seven or eight times. As a result, the fat goose in the house became a rolling ball and could not walk.

It's just that people are more popular than dead people. He even lives worse than a goose!

The old emperor loved him so much that he secretly cooked him a table of vegetable flavored wine and meat banquet. Zhao Chenggang had a refreshing meal, which made the imperial chefs sad and tried to cover up the meat and wine flavor every day.

The old emperor, with gray hair and a thin old man, waved to him carefully, as if no one could see his small movements.

Zhao Chenggang went with his ears.

The old emperor laughed so much that he said, "when you come back, I will go to your house and stew you that disobedient fat thing!"

"Your Majesty can't let the lady know! She will kill me

"Oh, don't worry if I'm alone!"

"Your Majesty, you don't need to boast about yourself again. The last time you cooked me a dish, it was almost revealed! Fortunately, the minister's brain is very good, so I've concealed it! "

"Oh, people have lost their feet, and dragons have lost their claws. For a moment, they are negligent."

"Then you can't lose your claws again this time..."

The king and his subjects murmured for a long time, but they forgot the people beside them.

The old eunuch coughed in time.

"Your Majesty, the time has come. Don't miss the general's journey."

The old emperor came back to his senses and regained his Regal regaining his Regal manner, "bring me wine!"

When there was no one to help him, the old emperor was quite energetic, took up the heavy bowl and handed it to his beloved general.

Zhao Chenggang took it and was about to drink it up.

"Wait --"

he was surprised to see the old emperor squat down, twist a handful of loess, and then stand up shaking. The old man raised his dry hand and let the soil spill into the wine bowl.

"Your Majesty, are you?"

Zhao Chenggang is a little confused.

In the past, there was no such ceremony for the army to worship the flag.

"The loess has a spirit. You are the people of the great Zhou Dynasty. The land of the great Zhou Dynasty will protect you forever and guide your way back."

The old emperor's wrinkled face spread out, quite lovingly.

Zhao Chenggang laughed, "Your Majesty, you really believe these things! I Zhao Chenggang want to go back to the road, closed eyes can be found, but also with the next thing to guide it? Even if it's King Yan, I dare not stop him if he has ten courage! "

The old emperor glared at him, "don't talk nonsense, and drink up for me!"

"Gulu Gulu --"

the man drank up his head, and the wine overflowed down the corner of his mouth, making his armor shining.

"Bang!"

The thick bowl was thrown to the ground like a thunderbolt.

"Your Majesty, minister, let's go first!"

He rubbed the back of his hand over his lips, turned over and mounted his horse, and his scarlet cloak blotted out the sun.

The old emperor couldn't help saying, "a gang, sometimes don't try to be brave. Remember to discuss with the adjutant -"

this silly boy is born with a strong drive. If he can't turn his mind around, he will act recklessly.

"Your Majesty, I will save you!"

The general pulled up the reins, intended to pick up the horse's belly and set off, but was stopped by the king.

"What do you want to say, your majesty?"

The general was crazy.

"You, you must come back safely."

The old man's lips wriggled and finally turned into four words.

"That's nature! Your majesty will wait for the minister's good news! Driving -- "The army is on the move.

Silver armor surged like a tide.

After the army, the civil and military officials sent off with gifts, and their clothes were flying, and they watched the sonorous children from afar.

Wherever they went, the crowd automatically gave way to a wide road.

On the cascading pavilions, the women's red sleeves are flaunting, the blood is generally bright red, and from time to time comes a few low sobs.

With thousands of eagerness on his back, the Zhou army went out of the city gate and went further and further away.

"Chandler, you take the men and horses first."

The general said suddenly.

His line of sight swept past the soldier on the lower right.

"Boss, what's the matter?" Yang Changde, as one of the accompanying vice army, pretended not to know, "did you find anything unusual?"

He wanted to tease the boss, but he didn't know what he meant. Instead, he gritted his teeth and said, "she's so rebellious. She's so brave! This woman, if she doesn't fight for three days, she will go to the house and uncover the tiles! "

Yang Changde's mouth twitched.

Boss, is your role reversed?

I don't know what kind of goods from a big bug to a kitten in front of my sister-in-law!

"Come on, you're taking people away!"

The unreliable goods are urging again.

Come on, forget your friends!

Yang Changde rolled his eyes and took the flag in his hand. The whole army followed him.

The general bent down and quickly picked up the small soldier hiding in the crowd. In the speculation, the black horse under the general's crotch directly turned to the dense woods nearby.

"General! General, what are you doing

The soldier thickens the voice line and shouts in panic.

"Hum, you girl, you want to cheat me with such a trick! Save it His big palm like a leaf fan easily lifted the small soldier's helmet. Maybe he was too strong, and even the headdress wrapped in his hair was pulled up, and in an instant, 3000 green silk came down.

"Oh, it hurts!"

Lin Lang, who was torn to the scalp, hit the man's chest with his elbow.

The other side's skin is rough and flesh is thick, just like nobody else. Instead, he hears Lin Lang's painful cry and quickly asks, "does it hurt? Where does it hurt? Rub it for you

"It hurts everywhere! Would you like the general to rub my heart first? "

Lin Lang successfully blocked all his words.

The general blushed to his neck in an instant and stammered, "Hu, nonsense! When the enemy is in front of us, no seduction is allowed! "

The lady looked back at him.

"What's wrong with seduction? You're a great general, you don't have a little bit of willpower? "

The silly big one scratched his head, seriously thought about her question, and answered honestly, "there were some in the past, but later with a wife, it seems that it doesn't matter."

Lin Lang's eyes turned, "in this case, the helmet is returned to me."

In the face of some principled problem, the man's head turns quickly, "no, this is for you, you are going to rebel. Do you think war is fun? It's going to kill you! You're such a small lump. You're not enough for others to plug their teeth! "

"The general will not listen to my words, will you?"

"I can follow the rest of you, but this one can't, absolutely not!" Seeing that soft words didn't make sense, the man sank his face. "Do you think Laozi is easy to bully, so you just climb over your head and spread it --"

"Oh, Hello, pain, pain, stop, wrong!"

"Who is wrong?"

"Laozi, Laozi, I am wrong!"

"Who can be bullied?"

"I'm a bully. I'm the best bully in the world. Please don't screw me!"

The lady was merciful and let go.

The general covered his red ears and could only draw a small circle in his heart to curse her.

Madame has become more and more violent recently.

Because he is thick skinned and resistant to exercise.

Change to a weak chicken, don't you just burp your fart a few times?

At this thought, he was happy again.

He and his wife were made for each other.

It's not a saying like this, what kind of pot with what kind of cover!

Ah, it's not that he praises himself. With a knowledgeable wife, he feels that every time and place he sends out the breath of a scholar!

"The general Are you not allowed to go with your family? "

She hung her neck, rarely showing a delicate side.

Zhao Chenggang licked his lips, carefully put his hands on her waist and abdomen, slowly tightening.

The man's waist is so thin that he is afraid to break it at the touch.

Since his husband and wife are frank, their feelings have improved by leaps and bounds. In a short month of preparing for military pay, he successfully completed the historic great change from hand to waist. He was so satisfied that he could no longer be satisfied.

Madame's hair was fragrant, and her skin was soft. When she read those tongue twisters, her voice was very good. At last, he did not doze off, although he was patronizing marking people.“…… No

"Well? You want to be beaten again? "

"Well, no, ma'am, listen to me." The general quickly saved his life. "Think about it. If you go to the frontier with me, who will take care of the general's office? And who will take care of the fat goose? It is not easy to raise it so fat, in case it miss his wife, sad, too thin, how to do? Is it not a great loss for the general's office to provide it with good food and not grow meat? "

"It's a goose on the left and right. Are you? It's not promising. "

When it comes to "unpromising," Madame's slender fingers habitually poke at the general's forehead.

The man laughs silly, "hey hey."

Zhao Chenggang is not unpromising.

The fat goose ate so much food in his general's house that it was time for him to contribute to his lifelong happiness.

He heard it from saner, saying that people need goose ceremony to get married. The meaning is too profound for him to understand. But the only thing the general knows is that as long as he has a goose in his hand, he can be a real husband and wife with his wife!

It's the boat. What's it?

Oh, yes!

It is the husband and wife who have been in the same boat for 100 years and sleeping on a mat for thousands of years!

Just wait for him to come back.

The wind, the scenery and the light!