Chapter 189

"I, I don't have much meat and bones. I don't fit. I really don't fit."

The little fat man was sweating.

"It doesn't matter. It can be boiled into bone soup. It's nutritious and delicious." Lin Lang shakes his little fat hand and makes a look of salivation, and continues to intimidate the little cute man.

"How can you let me go?" The little fat man cried and hawed, and the flesh stuffed bun's face squeezed his eyes into a seam, which looked funny. "Sister, good sister, I'm so small, I don't have a few catties or two of meat all over my body, and it's not enough for you to crack your teeth. Why should I

"No, I just like the feeling of stuffing my teeth. It's very enjoyable to pick it up."

“……”

The answer is to lose.

He wanted to lie dead.

Lin Lang grabs his hand and sends it to his mouth under the frightened sight of the other party.

"Zi --"

"ah! Dead man! It's killing me! You are a wicked old witch. You are so small that you can talk. You are not afraid of thunder and lightning! If you become a fierce ghost, the first thing you will do when you come back is to bite your throat Situ Fei twisted his round face like a powder ball and growled in agony.

"Well? Old witch? "

The sound of banter came into my ears.

The soft thing licked his fingers.

Situ Fei didn't howl and looked at the woman in front of him.

Her forefinger was bitten, and a drop of blood came out. She leaned down and swept the tip of her bright red tongue gently. At the same time, she tilted her slender eyebrow like willow and looked at him with a smile.

Situ Fei shivered all over, and a fine electric current rushed into his bones.

Being molested

Obscene

Blasphemy

I wipe, even if I look cute, she can't play rogue like this!

I'm not even a kid!

Pervert! Scum! Pedophilia!

In situ Fei's mind, there were a group of grass mud horses dancing happily.

"Tell me, little fellow, how do you bite my throat?" Lin Lang pulled the cloud pattern collar with one hand. After the dark hair was pulled away, the thin neck like snow lotus root was extremely exquisite.

"Gudong --"

the sound of swallowing saliva is particularly loud.

No, he must hold fast to his position, and he must not be confused by this woman!

How to say that he is also a great college student in the 21st century. He is a socialist successor rooted in Miao Hong. He believes in scientific atheism. This female demon is just a skin image. Don't try to tempt him!

"Why, I dare not?" His eyes were flowing like a red after the spring blossoms. "He is just a coward who can play tricks. He also says that he wants to do something to revenge. Are you going to laugh to death?"

Situ Fei felt that the young lady was too arrogant. It was time to show her her her skills.

"Woo Hoo --"

he jumped up like a wolf blood, two little fat hands hung around Lin Lang's neck with great efforts. The carrot was still hanging in the air like a small short leg and pedaled for several times. Finally, he was very clever to clamp the woman's slender waist, holding people and nibbling randomly.

Don't say, his glutinous white teeth came in handy. A small blood hole was bitten out of the woman's neck. He couldn't help licking it.

This old tofu is really delicious!

"Well, now you can see the power of my master? Don't look down on the little fat man In his elation, situ Fei unconsciously carried out his own catchphrase.

"Yes, it is." Lin Lang said with a smile, "I didn't expect that you would like to be a slave of your father? For the sake of your hard work, I can't help but accept you. In the future, I'll give you tea, water, bedding and warm bed. "

"Wait, when did you say you would be a slave? Warm the bed? You want to abuse child labor

He was so frightened that his small eyes were staring at the big brass bell.

God, he can't play the devil at all!

"Do you think your blood is so easily stained?" Lin Lang squinted at him and said, "do you feel hot? That's the normal response to the contract. Just now I have taken a drop of your blood and made a mark. No matter where you flee to the ends of the earth, I will find you out. "

"I'll go, you, you, you are a fraud! It's against the law Sima Fei was so angry that he nearly vomited blood for three liters. He was a bloody mould for eight generations. How could he meet such a deep-seated, insidious and cunning female rascal?

"Breaking the law? Don't you know, here, the Lord is the law. "

Lin Lang's two fingers bent, and caught the man's pink face. He pulled it aside like a cotton. He was satisfied to hear him take a breath of cold air. "Remember, from today on, from now on, you, dog egg, are the servant of the Lord. What do I want you to do? What do you have to do? Can you hear clearly?""It's not a dog's egg!"

Situ Fei, who thought he had grasped the key point, said angrily that his cheek was as round as Ciba.

"They are famous!"

"Oh, what's your name?"

"Si Tu's secretary, situ's apprentice, extraordinary! Situ Fei, my name He said, tugging.

"Oh, well, I remember."

Lin Lang waved his hand, "I'm a little tired today. You go back first!"

Si Tu Fei said:

He has a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not.

The next day, situ Fei was still in his sleep, and his consciousness was still hazy. He pushed his shoulder and said, "Oh, dog egg, wake up. It's dawn. We're going to work."

Situ Fei suddenly opened his eyes.

He was still sleeping in the narrow, dark room, waking him up to the dwarf with a missing front tooth.

He felt the sweat on his forehead. It turned out that everything last night was just a dream.

A false alarm.

Fortunately, it was just a dream. Otherwise, he signed the contract of selling himself. He would shiver when he thought about the end of being enslaved by the old witch!

Situ Fei suddenly remembered that he had been teased by others for the first time in his life.

"Well, you're lucky. It's just a dream. If you really let me meet you, you'll have to beat your teeth all over the place!" He made a gesture with a small fist.

"Oh, you're going to beat me all over the place looking for teeth?"

A black head suddenly appeared.

"Oh, my mother has a ghost."

Situ Fei was bluffing to jump up and hit the hard Kang with a "pa" sound, and then he showed his teeth in pain.

The little pink face was white and white, and the three souls lost their seven spirits.

Finally, the ambition that was hard to set up was as miserable as poking a ball.

Lin Lang's legs were hanging upside down on the beam, and her black hair almost fell to the ground. Her face was so white that even in the dark room she had a jade porcelain luster, in sharp contrast to her dark hair.

"Is the ghost as good-looking as Ben Zun?" Lin Lang led the red lips, "little fat man, I think you want to be your own dessert?"

Haunted by evil spirits, situ Fei felt that his future was not bright.

"No, I mean, bah, no, I mean, master, you are as beautiful as those gorgeous ghosts in the storybook. You have willow eyebrows and red lips, and you will be enchanted when you appear. This is not because you are so beautiful. For a moment, I was in a dream and didn't respond to it. I just said some nonsense. Don't be surprised

People under the eaves have to bow their heads.

Si Tu Fei, who wants to live, plays the role of a small attendant in a second, flattering and flattering.

"That's about it." Lin Lang was satisfied and rewarded him with a small chestnut on the forehead.

"Oh, Hello, it hurts!"

Situ Fei covered his head and cried, "I'm just a little baby. Can't you handle it lightly?"

Maybe Lin Lang was smiling all the time, and he was not angry. Situ Feier got fat and complained in a low voice, "you can practice the golden bell jar iron cloth shirt."

The dead child is swearing at her.

"Pa --"

Lin Lang started and slapped again.

The little fat man felt the palm print on his face, ignored the pain, and said in shock, "do you understand? Are you wearing it, too? "

Lin Lang raised her eyebrows and did not speak.

When situ Fei looked at this small expression, he felt that there was drama, and there was definitely drama. Suddenly, he was deeply frozen.

"Hey, fellow townsman, the king of heaven, Gedi tiger!"

"Taoist friend, I call you a word, do you dare to promise?"

"Being a man has no dream. What's the difference between being a man and salted fish?"

After he finished speaking Cantonese, he took a look at Lin Lang and found that the other side still had no response.

Is it a cross-ethnic and cross-border international friend?

“hello？ Hello? Cry, you dig together? Dioctahedral smectite? What's the matter

Lin Lang blinked at him.

Situ Fei was not afraid of her now, and shook his shoulders.

"You speak to me

"What do you say?"

"I just said that the golden bell is covered with iron cloth, and then you hit me. You understand, don't you?"

"I don't understand." She lied without changing her face.

Why did you slap me in the face He was angry.

It's very painful to be slapped. Does she know that she is destroying the delicate flowers of the motherland!

"Fight if you like."

"Wo Day

He would like to put up his middle finger, white happy.

Situ feizhen even had the heart to strangle Lin Lang, but now he is just a short hand and short leg white gourd. He can't pick his shoulder or lift his hand. He's not the old witch's opponent at all. However, it's not too late for a gentleman to avenge himself. When he grows up, he must kill this pedophile with his own hands and kill the world!"Why, angry?" Lin Lang touched his fluffy head.

"Don't touch me, you old witch who plays with young men!" When she saw her face, she would not want to sleep.

"How can I play with young men?"

"You not only bite me and beat me, but also cheat my pure feelings! You are a scum! Scum He was filled with grief and anger.

Lin Lang held her shoulders in her hands and hung her feet on the crossbeam and swung leisurely, "beating is pro, scolding is love, and loving and scolding is true love. You see, little fat man, I like you very much

"Then give me a try?"

The little fat man pulled down the sheet, revealing a pair of bright eyes.

Ghost spirit spirit, originally is in here to set her words.

That's very careful.

"You can do it if you want, but I can't touch anyone. I have to pay a price. Well, for the sake of you being my loyal servant, I will give you a discount. " She broke her fingers and counted them carefully. "In fact, it's not much. It's cooking rice for 50 years, making beds for 50 years, singing songs for 50 years, playing foot washing water for 50 years..."

Si Tu Fei said:

Don't think he's easy to cheat just because he's young!

"How about it? Do you want to fight? " Lin Lang grinned and put on her face.

Situ Fei took a breath and said, "OK! It's a deal

Lin Lang thought, this mouse is a bit brave.

Under her gaze, the little fat man raised his hand violently.

"Pa --"

he threw himself in the face.

"How can I bargain with the owner when I kill you, a little fat man?" Situ Fei looked up at Lin Lang with a loyal look. "Master, I'll teach you a good lesson for you. Hey, you don't need to do anything. Just a little thing, you'll have to do it for me."

"I'll kill you! I will kill you. I'll call you cheap! Call your hands cheap! You're in a bad mood

"Pa! Bang! Slap, crack

He also played a rhythm.

"Poo hee --"

Lin Lang could not help laughing, and her eyebrows and eyes turned into crescent moon.

She thought, this little fat man is so funny.

Situ Fei opened his eyelids and peeped at people secretly.

He thought to himself, the old witch laughed really well.