58 Chuunibyo Zaimokuza

Kuroko headed toward Hikigaya Hachiman and Zaimokuza. Hiratsuka sensei said that his classmate, Hikigaya was one of his club member. Then he looked at one person beside him, Zaimokuza. he was sweating like it was summer, thanks to his damn coat and those fingerless gloves.

"Hey… Hikigaya, that was misunderstanding, and I just be arranged by Hiratsuka sensei to this club today."

"To think that you could make a ice demon queen to make a sex with you just as you joined the club. Awesome" Hikigaya said.

"OH Immortal, I, Zaimokuza this disciple want to join your sect, defeating countless evil cultivator, and marrying countless beautiful girls" Zaimokuza kneeled in front of Kuroko.

"Hikigaya, who is he?"

"I don't know"

"To think that you would forget your old partner… How low of you, Hachiman."

"Indeed, old partner. You still remember, do you not? How we braved those

hellish times together…"

Hachiman couldn't bear to just go along with it any longer, and Zaimokuza grimaced.

Zaimokuza kneeled, then said "Master Kuroko, God of Destroyer, please accept me as your core disciple"

"What do you want, Zaimokuza?"

"Hng, so you speak the name engraved in my soul… Indeed, it is I, the master

fencer general, Zaimokuza Yoshiteru."

He flashily fluttered his coat, and as he looked back in Kuroko's direction, he put a gallant expression on his chubby face. It seemed he had fallen completely into acting out the master fencer general character he had created."

"Just looking at him made a throbbing pain run through my head…. Wait, this is chuunibyou syndrome" Kuroko thought.

"hahahaha"

Zaimokuza had gotten back into character, laughing strangely and looking at Kuroko.

What the hell was that laugh supposed to be? That's the first time I've heard

something like that.

"Hachiman, what's the matter?"

"He want to ask for help to our club"

Kuroko looked at him and activated his Emperor Eyes.

"Oh there is no brain injury on him, this is just Chuunibyou" Kuroko thought in his mind.

"Oh God of Destroyer, please don't kill me, don't stare me like that."

"Before high school. Zaimokuza was bullied for his large size and Chuunibyou hobbies. Then in high school he was once paired with me in a gym class" Higikaya said.

"I think I understand. You're here so we can help you cure this sickness, am I

correct?"

"…Ah, it's not really a disease though…"

Zaimokuza, who still wasn't looking Kuroko in the eye, spoke in a very small

voice. He just glanced at Kuroko every now and then with a troubled expression on his face. He had completely returned to his true self.

It seemed that Zaimokuza was incapable of staying in character while subject to Kuroko's emperor gaze.

From his cloack, the bundle of papers fell down. Kuroko began to flip through them.

"A draft of a novel… I think."

In response, Zaimokuza cleared his throat as if trying to reset the conversation.

"I am grateful for your keen insight. Indeed, that is a manuscript for a light novel. I intend to apply to a certain novel competition for new authors, but I have no friends, and so I have no second opinions. Read that, if you would."

For some reason, Kuroko got the feeling that there was something really sad in the middle of Zaimokuza words"

"You could say that the desire to be a light novel author was a natural symptom of chuunibyou. It was natural that they'd want to bring their imagination to life. And it wasn't strange for those overimaginative chuunibyou to believe that they would make good novelists. And of course it was a happy thing to be able to earn a living with something you loved." Kuroko thought in his mind

So if Zaimokuza wanted to be a light novel author, then that was normal.

Coming all this way to show his work to this club, on the other hand, was not normal.

"There are sites where you can put this kind of stuff up and ask for feedback, so why don't you just try one of those?"

"No use--those people have no mercy. Too much criticism. I would probably die."

…What a weakling.

"Our club president, Yukinoshita is probably going to be harsher than the people online, you know?"

"So I will take you to be my disciple" Kuroko said

"Thank you master"

When Kuroko was thinking about this a system notification sounded.

"Teaching talent task: Got a Potential disciple and help him/her solve him problem. The success of this task will make your teaching talent rise and you will receive some player points."

"Kuroko smiled"

"I will give a review for your novel tomorrow"

Kuroko looked at the club room "Maybe she still angry", then he said to Zaimokuza "Meet me in my home after the school ended. This is my address"

"Gave me your phone number"

"Yes sir"

after getting his number, Kuroko sent his House G-Maps location to Zaimokuza.

But Kuroko then worried that this chuunibyou would forget about this.

Kuroko took a pen and a paper, and drawing a map.

"This is our meeting point. I will repair your artifact and help to hone your skill tomorrow, when the sun position was right above our head. Do you understand?"

"Yes Master, this disciple will prepare for battle tomorrow"

Looking at two of them, Hachiman said "Hey… Hey…. there are two chuunibyou now"

1 Chuunibyou refers to (relatively) mature people who are overly absorbed in fantasy worlds, often pretending they are some fictional character that only exists in their heads.