Volume 1 - CH 1
ââŠMaki⊠MakiâŠâ
Someone was calling my name. It was the voice of my precious person.
âCome on Maki! I know youâre still sleeping there! Wake up already!â
Thump thump thump. Thanks to the vigorous banging on my door, I opened my eyelids.
Why was it� I seemed to have seen an extremely nostalgic dream and it made me feel terribly fatigued.
The light crimson outline of the weeping sakura still remained at the back of my mindâŠ
âMaki! Wake up now! Weâre gonna be late for school! You hear me, Maki!â
ââŠMaki.â
Oh, right. Thatâs my name. Still in the borderlands between reality and dream, I almost forgot my own name.
It was currently April 2016. My name is Ibaraki Maki and Iâm a highschool girl who just entered my second year.
A cute-looking chouchin paper lantern with a botan sakura imprint shimmered faintly with a vermillion glow next to me, lighting up the mysterious words painted on its surface.
âMAKIIIIIII! GET UP RIGHT NOW! Do you have any idea how many times this makes!? Weâre barely one month into the school year, but youâve already racked up five charges of tardiness!â
âJeez, Kaoru⊠heâs always such a nagging queen. That part about him really hasnât changed since the pastâŠÂ Fwaaah.â
I gave a huge yawn and got up. Still in my loose pajamas, I walked up to the entranceway and opened the door which was raising a racket even now.
âMorning.â
âMorning⊠like hell itâs the time for this, you lazy pig!â
âGive me a break⊠I stayed up late night helping Secchan make chouchin lanterns yesterday. Since theyâre for the Hyakki Yagyou (Night Parade of One Hundred Demons), it was hard work, you know. We had to imbue them with an incantation and an onibi, and that really took up a lot of spiritual energyâŠÂ FwaahâŠâ
I told him the truth in broken sentences as I stifled a yawn. The tall boy standing in front of me had jet-black hair and obsidian eyes, again dressed in an all-black uniform.
His name is Amasake Kaoru. Weâre classmates in the same school, and Iâve known him since young.
Overall, he looked handsome with a manly face and sharp eyes, but his current expression was grumpy.
âI donât want to hear no excuses from a shameless lazy bum like you. How many times do you think Iâve knocked on your front door: 58 times! Look at my hands now, theyâre all red! And all just to wake you up!â
âWho even counts that. Youâre such a stickler as usual.â
Kaoru waved his hands before me and crabbed on and on. I didnât even bother entertaining him and turned back to return to my room.
He followed behind, mumbling something the whole time.
âI bet youâre the reason my door is getting all creaky recently.â
âYouâre the one at fault for not waking up to your alarm! No, it goes back even further, you should be ashamed you need someone to wake you up on school days!â
âOh geez, shut up, Kaoru! Youâre being a nuisance to the neighborhood!â
âThatâs not a problem. Since thereâs no other humans living in this run-down apartment other than you anyway.â
Kaoru folded up my futon with practiced motions and kept it aside.
In the meanwhile, I changed into my uniform. It was a standard navy-blue sailor uniform along with an old-fashioned red scarf.
You might think itâs immodest of me to be changing in front of a pubescent highschool boy⊠but when it comes to Kaoru, itâs as if I was invisible and he continued cleaning up the rest of my room like nothing.
âAh⊠Who is this stunner with large, beautiful eyes I see in the mirror!â
âStop praising yourself. To be honest, you look like a yamanba right now. Your hair is all over the place.â
âI canât help it, since my hair is so soft.â
This guy doesnât know what a joke is. But, heâs right. My long hair with a slight reddish tint was messy and disheveled at the moment.
Well, if I just combed it a bit, it should look presentable.
I glanced at the photo of my parents placed above the drawers and whispered with a smile, âGood morning, Papa, Mama.â
âAll right, move!â
Kaoru slung both of our schoolbags on his shoulders and pushed me out of the room.
âWe need to make haste. If we miss the train coming in 15 minutes, weâll be late for sure. And I donât wanna get yelled at again because of you.â
âHey, Kaoru, surely youâve realized that I havenât had breakfast, right? Or are you just acting like you havenât?â
âJust bear with it.â
He shut me off without answering me.
âItâs impossible. You should know better than anyone that Iâm a hearty eater. And it feels especially bad today, I feel like the pit in my stomach is growing deeper by the second. At this rate, itâs going to growl non-stop by second period.â
âDonât start acting like youâre embarrassed by the sound your stomach makes. On the first day of the new term during the principalâs address, who was it whose stomach grumbled so loud it echoed all throughout the hall, and then acted like it was someone else.â
We went down the rusted stairs of my dilapidated apartment house, the âNobara Complexâ, which had a cheap monthly rent of 50,000 yen.
My parents passed away in an accident when I was in middle school, after which I moved here to stay alone against the wishes of my relatives.
Kaoru and I exited the narrow lane outside the apartment into the Asakusa Hisago-dori Shopping Street, a Japanese-styled arcade filled with torii. We the took the north exit from there and cut through the Hanayashiki-doriâŠ
âAh⊠itâs Secchan.â
I saw the figure of someone sitting in front of an old lantern shop which bore the signboard âBakenekodouâ. The woman dressed in a plain yukata with a bakeneko mask covering her face was the owner of the establishment.
She was puffing on a kiseru while scattering grains of rice at a flock of little red birds in front of her. It was a somewhat bizarre scene on this deathly quiet shopping street.
However, most people probably couldnât see her.
After all, she wasnât human but an ayakashi. Many of their kind lived here in Asakusa.
She seemed to have noticed me, and spoke in a lovely, husky voice.
âGood morning, Maki-chan. Thanks again for your help yesterday. Now it seems like Iâll be able to make it for this yearâs Hyakki Yagyou somehow.â
âThatâs great. Iâm glad to of help.â
I grinned happily. She stared intently at me through her mask and noted apologetically, âYou look sleepy.â
âOh, donât worry. This much is still fine, though itâll be a pain to get through lessons. Iâm going off now, let me know if you need help again, âkay!â
I waved goodbye to Secchan and ran up to Kaoru ahead.
âHey, Maki⊠donât go around minding the business of the ayakashi.â
His expression was stiff as he watched me from afar. Kaoru was also capable of seeing ayakashi.
He pulled me close by my arm and muttered softly inside my ear.
âWeâre already human now.â
â â âÂ
We ran through the streets of Nakamise-dori which stretched from the grounds of Sensou-ji.
As to be expected of Asakusa, one of the more popular tourist spots in Japan, there were already tourists here and there even at this early hour. Just by turning my gaze up a bit, I could see the symbol of this area, the Tokyo Skytree, jutting out into the sky.
âUgh, I canât take it anymore. Iâm gonna die of starvation! I want some edomae-zushi⊠preferably anago-zushi.â
âFirst thing in the morning and you want to eat that!? UnbelievableâŠâ
âIâm just saying. You donât have to take it so seriously.â
Kaoru looked at me flabbergasted, so I made up an excuse. Canât I dream? Whatâs it to you.
After my stomach growled repeatedly, he finally gave up and heaved a sigh.
âIâll go get some bread from the convenience store. Thatâll do, right?â
âHuh, you mean it!?â
I was so happy that I unconsciously slapped his back repeatedly.
âI knew I could count on you, Kaoru! Thatâs what all those part-time jobs are for, isnât it! That generosity is part of why I love you so much!â
ââŠâ
âA hardworking husbandâs all a woman need. Even when times change, this fact alone doesnât.â
âWhoâs you husband, huh? Who? Who is it? Keep your dream-talk for when youâre asleep!â
Although he immediately shot down my words, he went inside a convenience store along the way and got me a large apple Danish ring and a pack of coffee-flavored soymilk.
I finished them off in the short three minutes wait for the train at the Tokyo Metro.
âAh, that was good. But it wasnât filling enough at allâŠâ
âWhat, youâve got to be kidding! Look at the packaging. It says here the Danish ring is 1,225 calories. Thatâs already half the recommended dietary allowance! âŠI mean, wow, thatâs one high-cal pastry!â
âDanish-type sweet goods are all empty calories. Every girl knows that. âŠOh, the trainâs here.â
Ugh, so squeezyâŠÂ We stuffed ourselves into the carriage like sardines in a can, and barely alighted at Ueno station before dying of asphyxiation.
Our highschool, the Metropolitan Meijou Academy was a few minutes walk away.
âMaki, we wonât make it in time at this rate.â
âI guess we have to take the shortcut then. Over the wall at the back it is!â
We ran along the high walls surrounding the school to the area closest to the shoe cupboards. Then, with a running start and a strong jump, we crossed over the two-meter high wall easily.
After landing safely on a grass patch inside the school compound, we made a mad dash for the shoe cupboards with nary a second to spare.
The caretaker uncle who was sweeping the yard since morning stood dumbfounded with his jaw dropped, but we didnât even have time to care. It was only when we reached our seats as the chime rang that we finally breathed a sigh of relief.
â â âÂ
The chime signalling the end of fourth period rang out.
âItâs lunchtime, Maki-chan. Letâs go eat.â
Despite the Danish ring with a monstrous amount of calories earlier, my hunger ruled supreme once more and I was slumped over lethargically at my desk. That was when he called out to me.
The boy had a refined aura about him and a fastidiousness that one did not expect from a mere student.
âYuri⊠your breezy smile is too bright for me to look at right now.â
âHuh, what are you saying.â
He almost looked feminine with his delicate features that was further accentuated by his soft hair and pearly-white skin.
His name is Tsugumi Yurihiko.
He is the eldest son of a family running a well-established Japanese inn in Asakusa, and was an old friend of Kaoru and I.
âI didnât bring a bento today.â
âYou didnât? Thatâs rare.â
âI overslept. Yesterday, I was helping out with some ayakashi stuff and it took up a lot of my spiritual energy. Iâm dead tired now, and I doubt it can be fixed even if I ate tons.â
âAh⊠so thatâs why Kaoru-kun was in a bad mood this morning.â
When he heard his name being mentioned, Kaoru, who sat in front of me, turned around with an unpleased look.
âYou bet I am. Do you know how troublesome it is to wake her up. If not for me, sheâd probably still be in her futon snoozing right about now.â
âDidnât I tell you. I was up late making chouchin lanterns at Bakenekodou. You have to carefully write down the incantation stroke by stroke using wax. Then, you have to shut the onibi into each lantern individually to make one. Itâs the peak period now right before Hyakki Yagyou and I even made a 100 of those.â
âHey, keep your volume down, dumbass. Things like bakeneko or whatnot⊠donât go around spouting stuff like that out loud.â
Kaoru looked around flusteredly and scolded me in a low voice. I donât get whatâs the harm. Itâs lunch break and the classroom was filled with noisy chattering. Anything we said were pretty much drowned out immediately.
âMaki, itâs about time you cut off all ties with them. Itâs not like you earn much doing stuff for them anyway, and all it does is distance you away from the real world.â
âWhat, you think I would work for no payment? Didnât you see that beautiful chouchin lantern with a botan sakura design on the handle, I got that for my efforts yesterday.â
âAnd what can you even do with that? At least get a part-time job from a human employer.â
âYou can participate in the Hyakki Yagyou if you have one of those, didnât you know that? Itâs super pricey to buy, and ayakashi all over the country are dying to get one.â
âOh, for goodness sake, stop saying things like âayakashiâ or âHyakki Yagyouâ! Other people will start thinking youâre wacky in the head. In the first place, whatâs the point of a human like you going to the Hyakki Yagyou.â
âArgh, stop nagging already. Be quiet, Kaoru!â
âTh-There there, the two of you⊠letâs keep your domestic spat from the rest of the classâŠâ
We started raising our voices and some of our classmates turned to look at us.
Itâs always Yuriâs job to stop us at times like this.
âLetâs go to the club room. The folklore studies club room. You can have some of my bento, Maki-chan. My mom made too much today and forced me to take this juubako. She said to share it with you guys.â
âYou mean it!? Hooray, I get to eat all these lavish side dishes!â
âYou too, Kaoru-kun. We can discuss that topic all we want over there.â
ââŠFine. I canât even scold her properly in a place like this.â
âI donât remember doing anything that deserves a scolding.â
âNow now.â
When we left the classroom and walked down the corridor, I felt even more pairs of eyes on us then when we were in the classroom.
Even though we strived to remain inconspicuous in our daily lives, we attracted a surprising amount of attention.
It was especially true for Kaoru, who was always blanketed by the intense gazes of the girls.
He was always popular with the fairer sex, ever since a long time backâŠ
I mean, even I who have known him since young thought that he was rather attractive. He was not only great in his studies, but also excelled at any sports he played to boot. This caught the attention of other girls and appeared to trouble him to no end.
âAs usual, the girls all seem to be interested in you, Kaoru-kun. Itâs the same as always since back then, huh.â
ââŠIâm donât really care.â
Yuri teased him a bit, but he only gave a cold reply, so I spoke.
âThe girls care even if you donât. Look, behind that corner 10 meters ahead. Thereâs a girl waiting in ambush to confess to you along with her clique behind. If Iâm not wrong, thatâs Hongou-san from class 2-3. Sheâs a true-blue belle and a member of the cheer team, unmistakably one of those reigning at the top of the school caste.â
âTaking evasive action.â
Saying so, he pulled my shoulders close by.
âYouâre gonna use me as a shield to block a confession again, arenât you.â
âI canât deal with this kind of women⊠Just try shooting them down. Theyâre so into themselves that itâll only hurt their pride. Affection turns into hate and thenâŠâ
âWhat is that even. A past trauma? And you call yourself a manâŠâ
Due to past experience, Kaoru keenly knew the kind of grudge they were capable of.
âWell, I kinda get what you feel, so I donât mind. Then, how about you do something for me? Iâm not so nice that Iâd do a favor for free.â
I shamelessly ask for something in return, and he desperately replied while sweating cold sweat.
ââŠIâll treat you to anything you want after school. Just do something.â
âHip hip hooray! I love you so much, Kaoru!â
âThatâs a pretty cheap âloveâ⊠But, let me say first, I canât hang around for long. Iâm working a shift afterwards.â
âYes, yes, I know. I love the working you. Earn lots more even after we get married, âkay.â
âHell no. I refuse to be your personal ATM.â
âWhatâs yours is mine, and whatâs mine is also mine.â
âI see youâre brazenly claiming whatâs otherâs as yours already. What kind of dictator are you!â
âIâm not a dictator, Iâm your wife.â
âI want a divorce, right now.â
ââŠLetâs keep it down, guys⊠I mean, youâre not even married yetâŠâ
Yuri cut in into our little back-and-forth at last.
Kaoru had been so desperate to evade Hongou-sanâs confession, yet we were so engrossed in our quarrel that we went past her and her group without even noticing.
I bet they were fuming, as their rage-filled glares drilled into my backâŠ
Our destination was in the old school building, the art room⊠or rather, the old art preparation room next to it.
A cardboard sign on the door read âFolklore Studies Clubâ.
This was our base.
The three of us, the only members of the folklore studies club, often gathered here to plan and discuss our activities.
I opened the rickety door and we entered the room. There was a bookshelf agasinst the wall which was filled with old art magazines and dubious illustrated reference books, as well as manga from who-knows-when.
There were also plaster figures and bovine bones used for reference by the windowside. Easels which havenât been touched for years stood randomly, covered in a layer of dust.
A whiteboard was built into the side of the wall by the door, and several sentences were written on it as if they were homework for students to think about after a lecture.
This was the title.
âWhy must we ayakashi be exterminated by the humans?â
Yup, it certainly felt a bit, no it was actually rather suspicious. Beneath it wereâŠ
âAbout the ayakashi slain by Abe no Seimei and Minamoto no Yorimitsu.â
âThe feud between the Kyo youkai and the Ooedo youkai is serious stuff.â
âI just wanna slaughter those pigs at the Onmyou Bureau.â
âJust delete the black history of my past life and burn all those literatures.â
âEnter the Hidden Realm without a fuss with this secret trick.â
Etcetera. And several files were scattered haphazardly on top of the table in the middle of the room, each with a title on them that would make whoever saw them doubt the sanity of the writer..
Although we were officially the folklore studies club, our activities actually focused around incidents relating to ayakashi.
If you asked âwhyâ were we doing this, the answer would be that the three of us could see ayakashi, and due to a certain reason, we were unable to leave them be.
Put it this way, perhaps it could be said that we failed to truly become humanâŠ
âOoh! Thereâs stewed bamboo shoots and tofu! It looks delicious!â
Opening the juubako revealed all manners of side dishes: stewed spring vegetables and butterbur, rolled omelette, chicken karaage, black soybeans, bamboo shoot rice and umeshiso rice balls. I hastily took out paper plates and utensils from the cupboard.
âYour bento is amazing as always, Yuri. Itâs like youâre going for a flower viewing picnic.â
âThatâs because my mom always canât wait to show off what sheâs learnt from the head chef at our inn, and. Thanks to that, my bento always turns into a juubako.â
âI mean, thatâs great. You get to eat your momâs handmade lunch everyday. Mine just disappears to some guyâs place and leave me by myself these days.â
Kaoru took out a bottle of tea from the fridge and casually dropped a bomb about his complicated family situation. I could only glance to the side at Yuri and he did the same.
âLetâs eat!â
Itâs finally time to eat. I took several portions of the small dishes onto my plate and dug into the stewed bamboo shoots.
The soft texture in my mouth released all its juices when I bite into it. The taste of bamboo shoots and a slight hint of sweetness coated my tastebuds without being too overpowering. It was even more perfect paired with the umeshiso rice ball, creating a synergistic burst of flavors.
âAs I thought, nothing beats traditional cooking! The food made by Yuriâs mom has such a kind flavor to it. I canât get enoughâŠâ
Not to mention, food made with in-season ingredients or traditional methods helps regain spiritual energy. No wonder I can feel energy filling all parts of my bodyâŠ
âOh, right, Maki-chan, Kaoru-kun. You guys are going to walk around Sensou-ji after school, right? Can I tag along too? I need to grab some sweet potato youkan before I go for my lessons.â
When Yuri specifically asked us for permission, Kaoru and I turned to look at each other while still eating.
âSure thing. Whyâd you ask? We can just go back together like we do always.â
âWell, I wouldnât want be a third-wheel on your coupleâs date, would I?â
âHuh!? Weâre not a couple and itâs not a date either! Iâm only going there to be squeezed dry of my salaryâŠâ
Kaoru seemed to have something to say about it, but I just clapped my hands.
âAh! Then, how about the three of us go for a temple visit to Sensou-ji and draw omikuji fortune slips. Iâll make a prediction right now: Kaoruâs definitely going to draw a âMisfortuneâ.â
âDamn it, donât change the subject, MakiâŠâ
âItâs settled then! Weâre going on a food tour around the beloved Nakamise-doriâŠâ
I pulled out the club diary which recorded our daily activities from the stack of files containing our research.
âAh.â
*Crash* All the files above slid down in an avalanche, almost knocking over my mug, but luckily Kaoru picked it up before it could.
A bunch of strange terms appeared, things like⊠Shuten-doji, Ibaraki-doji⊠ayakashi, past life, Abe no Seimei, oni extermination, Minamoto no YorimitsuâŠ
âWhat did I tell you. Thatâs what you get for leaving them around carelessly. Go hide them properly in the safe behind the bust. I donât want anyone to ever see these.â
âNooo, but itâd be such a pain to take them out each and every time.â
âThatâs not the problem! You hear me⊠things like ayakashi or Shuten-doji or Ibaraki-doji⊠or Abe no Seimei! The only highschool student who would be interested in this stuff are either suffering from chuunibyou, smartphone gamers, or the youkai otakus.â
âIsnât that just us?â
âNo, it isnât! Have some shame!â
Kaoru slammed my mug on the table so hard some of its contents flew out.
With the same tension, he asserted.
âTake for example! Be it our past lives being that of ayakashi from the Heian period or whatever! Try telling that to any of our classmates and see what happens!â
ââŠOoh. Kaoru said it himself.â
For some reason, Yuri and I gave an applause.
It was pretty rare of Kaoru to acknowledge that fact for himself. He turned completely red and turned his back on us⊠he probably felt defeated.
âAnyway, it truly is strange, donât you think? Weâre talking about Heian here, thatâs more than a thousand years ago. And to think weâd have reincarnated as humans after all this timeâŠâ
It was a glorious spring day in this dusty art preparation room.
Looking down at the courtyard from the window, I could see the long branches of the weeping sakura swaying with the windâŠ
Letâs talk about a true, yet unreal story.
About the three of us in the folklore studies club: Ibaraki Maki, Amasake Kaoru and Tsugummi Yurihikoâ
About how despite having memories of our complicated past lives, we were born into this world as humans.
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A long, long time ago, a pair of evil oni threatened the peace of Heian-kyo.
Their names were Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji.
Masters of a legion of ayakashi, they descended upon the capital of Kyo from their home of Mt. Ooe and rampaged freely.
Violent and cruel, it was said that they loved to feast and drink, and assault humans, stealing and destroying at random.
Driven to their witâs end, the Imperial Court employed Abe no Seimei to divine the ringleader of the calamity.
Accordingly, the onmyouji named Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji as the roots of evil. As such, the Emperor ordered Minamoto no Yorimitsu and his retainers to subdue the two oniâŠ
That was how the legend of the oni-extermination went, a famous tale which had passed on till now in the modern era.
However, few might have known that the two villains of the story, Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji were married.
And this infamous oni couple was none other than the past lives of Kaoru and I.
The Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji of yore were said to be so strong that they matched the Kishin in spiritual energy. Leading a group of ayakashi, they created a special region in Mt. Ooe and lived there.
They had done so so as to create a safe haven for the ayakashi who were being indiscriminately hunted down and exorcised by the onmyouji.
Nonetheless, the sanctuary we built was exposed by Abe no Seimei, the most powerful onmyouji of that time, and we were attacked by Minamoto no Yorimitsu and his forces in the name of exterminating the oni.
How deplorable our deaths were. Abe no Seimei and Minamoto no Yorimitsu. Iâll never forgive themâŠ
Like us, Yuri also had memories of his past life as the great youkai, Nue, as appeared in the Tale of the Heike. The Nue was a close friend of the two of us. However, he was also killed by the humans just because they thought his cries were inauspiciousâŠ
Thus, we died, but here we are now, born again in this era as humans while retaining the memories of our time as ayakashi, as well as keeping our strong spiritual energies from then. I have no idea as to what kind of karma led us to this outcome.
The senses of when we were ayakashi and the deep-seated grudge of dying at the hands of the humans remained unforgettable. But, we now each had our own human families and led normal lives as that of students.
It was an extremely abnormal situation, and I canât help but feel conflicted.
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There were countless shopping streets in Asakusa, but none could beat the bustle of Nakamise-dori leading towards Sensou-ji from the Kaminarimon.
âKaoru, Kaoru, letâs start with that. Azumaâs kibi dango! Along with iced matcha!â
âLook at you running around so excitedly. âŠYouâre not planning to spare my wallet at all, arenât you.â
The moment we reached Nakamise-dori, we joined the queue for my favorite kibi dango store âAzumaâ. Kaoru paid 300 yen per portion of 5 sticks of kibi dango and a cup of iced matcha each.
The small kibi dango were dusted generously in kinako and handed to us in a paper bag while freshly prepared and still warm. The iced matcha was mildly sweet and perfect for washing down the snack.
We enjoyed the kibi dango and iced matcha at the standing table in front of the store. After all, it was considered rude to eat while walking.
âYou really do love to eat, donât you, Maki-chan. You polished off the whole stick like that with just one bite.â
âYou never change, do you? Apparently, the concept of being lady-like doesnât exist anywhere in your brain, huh.â
The two guys shared one bag and gossiped while looking at me eat as if I was some kind of rare animal. How rude. But, I donât even care since the dango were so deliciousâŠ
âAh, that hit the spot. Those five sticks were gone just like that, eh.â
âAre you satisfied?â
âNot even close. Letâs go for another sweet one next. Then, weâll end it off with an Asakusa Menchi!â
ââŠJust promise me that youâll let me off with that, alright.â
âWell, of course. I get that thereâs a limit to your part-time pay too.â
The pay for working part-time as a student was meager. Yet, Kaoru was treating me to all these delectable Asakusa delights.
We have a long life ahead. Itâs better to learn to be frugal at our ageâŠ
I had that wise realization as I gulped down the rest of the iced matcha.
âThat reminds me. I need to get that sweet potato youkan.â
Yuri suddenly mentioned as if he just remembered.
Speaking of youkan, the shop which comes to mind is the good olâ wagashi store âFunawaâ.
Aside from youkan, their red bean filling ankodama were also a hot product for chilly days.
âOh, I smell roasted sweet potato.â
While Yuri was buying his gift, I was attracted by the godly fragrance of the sweet potato youkan wafting through the air. A fresh batch of the prism-shaped sweet potato youkan had just been stamped with the storeâs emblem.
Funawaâs sweet potato youkan: a confectionery which elegantly highlights the simple sweetness of the sweet potato, at the same time giving the mouthfeel of eating an actual steaming hot sweet potato. I had no doubts it was going to taste exquisite, butâŠ
âSay, Kaoru. I havenât had this before.â
ââŠShall I get it?â
âYes, please! I want to eat that nicely browned one with butter on top! I bet itâll taste amazing!â
I shook Kaoruâs collars excitedly, and even followed him as he queued for it.
Kaoru conscientiously bought three portions. I held back my saliva which was about to spill out, and picked one up and blew on it before popping it into my mouth.
âHot hot hot⊠Hahh, that sweet and salty taste of melted buttery happiness.â
âWhat the heck is that.â
The youkan was sliced into long strips which made it easy to pick up and eat. It really felt like I was eating a hot, steaming sweet potato.
Watching me puff my cheeks as I ate, Kaoru seemed like he wanted to make another rude remark.
âThanks for waiting.â
Just then, Yuri finished his shopping and came over.
âI got the youkan and ankodama. My tea ceremony teacher really loves them. Ah, you got a set for me too? Thanks, Kaoru-kun.â
âYouâre paying.â
Kaoru mercilessly demanded payment from him. Well, but I guess itâs fine since Yuriâs loadedâŠ
Now then. After we relished the youkan, we headed for Denbouin-dori which cut across Nakamise-dori perpendicularly.
âAsakusa Menchi, Asakusa Menchi next!â
âThis is the last one, okay.â
Asakusa Menchi was as its name implied, a famous Asakusa fried minced-meat cutlet. That crispy outer coating surrounded a flavorsome mixture of beef and pork. When you bite into it, the umami-rich meat juices burst into your mouth and coats your tongue in rich, savory sweetness.
âOoh, this is it! You canât call yourself an inhabitant of Asakusa if you havenât tried this. Long live Asakusa, land of delicacies! Iâm never gonna leave you!â
âI see your love for Asakusa is still well and alive. Donât normal high school girls prefer more stylish and cool places like Shibuya or Harajuku?â
âWell, you can hardly call us normal highschoolers, can youâŠâ
When allâs said and done, the three of us all loved Asakusa. We finished off the Asakusa Menchi and smacked our lips in satisfaction. âŠIt was truly the best.
That was the end of our Asakusa food tour.
We then headed inside the grounds of Sensou-ji to draw omikuji.
Unlike the usual omikuji where you draw small, folded slips of paper, the one at Sensou-ji is drawn by shaking a large omikuji box until a wooden stick comes out. You then pick up a fortune slip based on the number labeled on the stick.
I shook a stick out and drew a fortune slip with the same number from the drawer nearby.
âUghh!â
As expected, Kaoru got a âMisfortureâ⊠No, thatâs wrong!
â âGreat Misfortuneâ! Kaoru got âGreat Misfortuneâ!â
âWow⊠your luck is really bad, Kaoru-kun.â
âYou must have done too many bad deeds in your previous life. I know it.â
âSh-Shut up! Itâs just easy to get âMisfortuneâ at Sensou-ji! Anyway, if it was something I did in my past life, you guys wouldâve gotten âGreat Misfortuneâ too! Show me that!â
âMine is âGreat Fortuneâ.â
âI got⊠âSmall Fortuneâ. Sorry.â
ââŠYep. I knew I was the only oneâŠâ
The boy known as Amasake Kaoru was in fact an extremely unlucky person.
We must have drawn our fortunes here at Sensou-ji about five times now, and each time, he got âMisfortuneâ. This time round, however, he got âGreat Misfortuneâ.
He stood with his back bent, probably feeling down as he read the slip over and over.
ââŠThis is bad. Apparently, Iâm going to get severely injured. And it says here my house is going to burn down.â
âAhahah, you canât be serious⊠Huh? Youâre gonna get injured, Kaoru? And your homeâs gonna burn down?? Thatâs terrible! I donât want to see you get hurt⊠What do we do?â
At first, I thought it was a joke, but it gradually turned into unease⊠After all, it was entirely possible for this kind of disaster to befall Kaoru. They donât call him Kaoru the ill-fated for nothing!
âWhat do we do, Yuri? Kaoruâs going to burn up!â
âUm, itâs not me, itâs my house, not that thatâs much better.â
âHaha. Donât worry too much, the two of you. They say the omikuji at Sensou-ji is always slightly mean-spirited. Also, you can take it as your luck canât get any worse than it is now. And now that you know, you can take steps to be more careful.â
âTh-Thatâs right! The omikuji here are kind of harsh as a rule⊠I mean, look at mineâŠâ
Your wishes are close to coming true, but a great disaster will stand in your way.
You will most likely have an encounter that splits the Heaven and Earth.
See. It gave off bad vibes. And this is what they called âGreat Fortuneâ.
âItâs just a matter of feelings! Letâs wipe away all this moodiness and pay our respects to the gods. If we earnestly implore Kannon-sama, surely we can ward off the disaster!â
Saying so, the three of us entered the worship hall and lined up in front of the offering box.
I threw a 5-yen coin in to the offering box, while Kaoru threw 10-yen and Yuri 50-yen. Ugh, the economic disparity is clearâŠ
No! Whatâs important is the feelings behind the prayer! I clasped my hands together and prayed, âNamu Kanzeonbosatsuâ.
âErm, I hope we get along with everyone in our second year too. Thatâs most important. And then, I hope the businesses of the ayakashi in Asakusa can continue to thrive. I wish the three of us would live long lives, and that I would always be able to eat delicious food. âŠI wish Kaoru would earn lots and lots from his part-time jobs.â
âJust so you know, I wonât give you any of my earnings.â
He didnât stop interjecting even in the midst of prayers.
âAll I want is to lead a normal life as a normal human⊠A peaceful life where I donât get involved in any of those troublesome ayakashi business⊠Lastly, I wish for my earnings to be protected from Makiâs hands.â
âThatâs a pretty sincere prayer coming from you, Kaoru-kun.â
âWhat about you, Yuri.â
âMe? âŠHm. For now, I wish for the health and happiness of my family. And then, itâs for you guys to have a happy marriage, I guess?â
âWhat the hell. Are you trying to curse me or something?â
Setting aside our bickering, each of us closed our eyes and prayed earnestly.
Without saying it out in words, I prayed wholeheartedly in my heart for the wish I would put my life on the line on.
I wish we can attain happiness in this lifeâŠ
â â âÂ
âIbaraki nee-shan, Ibaraki nee-shan.â
When we finished our prayers and left the hall, several small little creatures called out to me.
âMy, arenât these guys temari kappa from Sumida River?â
They were hiding behind the pillars of the worship hall. The small green creature had a plate atop their heads, in other words, they were kappa.
Among the various species of kappa, they were especially small and squishy.
As the name temari implies, they were mascot-sized kappa that could fit on the palm of the hand. Some found this extremely cute and a certain group of enthusiast loved them as pets.
âPleashe help ush, Ibaraki nee-shan. Weâre gonna die from overwork at thish rate.â
The temari kappa looked at me with teary, beady eyes.
Looking closely, I could see that their plates were completely dry and even had cracks in it.
âWhat happened?â
I leaned down and asked the two temari kappa.
âHey, Maki, stop it. You look like youâre talking to an empty space right now.â
Kaoru immediately warned me. Itâs true that the normal people who canât see ayakashi would think Iâm behaving strangely.
I picked up the two on my hand and went somewhere devoid of people.
Despite his protest, Kaoru and Yuri followed behind.
âItâsh like thatâŠâ
According to them, they were working at a newly established plastic food display workshop underground of Kappabashi and forced to work long hours under harsh conditions. The workshop was oversaw by gyuuki ayakashi who mistreated the weak temari kappa, in addition to paying only 1,000 yen and one cucumber a day.
As a result, the temari kappa were about to die from overwork.
The two of them had sneaked past the eyes of the supervising gyuuki and came to find me to seek help.
âA daily pay of 1,000 yen and one cucumber? Thatâs even worse than a scam. Did you say the numbers wrongly?â
âWow, that makes even our local black companies look good in comparisonâŠâ
Even Kaoru and Yuri felt pity for the kappa when they heard the shocking working conditions and pay.
âWe want at leasht 2,500 yen and three cucmbersh a day!â
âThatâs still pretty pathetic.â
In order to live in the world of humans, ayakashi took up jobs to earn money.
There were few places on this side where ayakashi could live safely, and food which recovered spiritual energy that was essential for their living were also rare.
Thatâs why ayakashi attacked and ate humans in the past, or their powers went out of control resulting in paranormal phenomena. The outcome was that humans exterminate those ayakashi.
Indeed, it was eat or be eaten.
If both sides wished to co-exist, there needed to be a common denomination between them, and that was âmoneyâ. Thus, one needed to âworkâ in order to earn money.
In this modern era, there existed robust trade between the human side and the ayakashi side. However, a problem emerged in recent years where unscrupulous ayakashi preyed on the low-level ayakashi or those who canât find jobs, and worked them to the bone to fatten their own pockets.
âWe beg you, shtrongest of the Asakusa ayakashi, Ibaraki nee-shan! Pleashe reform the chief!â
âHmm⊠Okay, Iâll do it. I shall bring down the wrath of judgment upon this gyuuki with my own hands. But, Iâm not doing this without any reward. Itâs my motto to only work for what Iâm paid for.â
âYay yay. Then weâll give you the kappaâs buried gold in Sumida River.â
âUm, it doesnât have to be gold.â
âYay yay. Undershtood. Weâll give you one cucumber.â
âOne cucumber only⊠Well, fine.â
It was a rather drastic drop from buried gold to one cucumber, but oh well.
If itâs to protect the discipline and order among ayakashi, I, whom they called the strongest in Asakusa, shall spare no effort. After all, so many ayakashi were counting on usâŠ
âAh, look. Itâs time for my job.â
âIâm sorry, Maki-chan⊠I also need to go off for my tea ceremony lessonsâŠâ
However, the two guys didnât seemed very concerned at all. Be it the spirit of helping out or the backbone to count on them, they displayed none of it.
I had known this from the start. The two of them would rather not get involved with the ayakashi.
âHmph, so be it. Iâll do something about it myself.â
âHave you not heard anything I said, Maki. Stop poking your nose into the ayakashiâs business. It does you no good. Did you forget what happened to us in the past?â
ââŠThen you should understand too. Thereâs no way I can leave them in the lurch.â
âAre you an idiot? No, I take it back, you really are an idiot⊠Maki.â
His tone was unlike the usual as he faced the ground with a conflicted look.
I perched the temari kappa on my shoulders and said to him softly.
âYou just focus on your job and earn money for my sake, Kaoru. You too, Yuri. You should go since you already got the gift and all.â
ââŠâ
ââŠMaki-chanâŠâ
âFrom here on out, itâs just me doing charity work. Got to do some good since Iâm reincarnated and all.â
Despite their cold reactions, I knew they were worried for me.
It wasnât that they thought it would be dangerous for me to face off against a violent ayakashi like the gyuuki. They were well aware that I wouldnât lose to an opponent of this level.
Their worries were about something else.
That I would get too involved with the ayakashi⊠and in the process of helping them⊠that I would end up in opposition with the humans.
âHurrah for Ibaraki-doji-shama! Our shavior and the shtrongest youkai!â
Unknowing of the complicated feelings in our hearts, the temari kappa on my shoulders celebrated unconcernedly.
They seemed without a doubt that I was still âIbaraki-dojiâ, and that I would gladly lend them a helping hand.
â â âÂ
We arrived at Kappabashiâs cookware street.
This well-renowned street was located in the western side of Asakusa in the Taito ward.
Shops selling all sorts of items related to food and cooking lined the streets, such as cookwares and utensils, plastic food displays, crockery, to aprons and uniforms as well.
As with its name, countless kappa displays and mascot characters could be seen all around, a testament of the local kappa legends.
With statues and posters of kappa everywhere on the streets, it was surely a hotspot for kappa fans. Not that I know if such people existedâŠ
Anyway, the kappa legend of Kappabashi went like this.
During the Edo period, this region flooded frequently due its poor drainage system, and a businessman by the name of Kappaya Kibachi sought for a solution. As such, he used his personal wealth to construct a proper waterway to solve the problem. The kappa living in Sumida River were touched by his gesture and secretly helped out with the construction work night after nightâŠ
And so, Kappabashi became well-known amongst the kappa as a place where they could find work easily.
However, the kappa werenât the only ones to move here as a result.
In the first place, Asakusa was one of few areas in Japan where ayakashi gathered and made a living while hiding.
There were also those unscrupulous ayakashi who decided to set up shop here so as to make use of the cheap labor provided by the kappa.
That was probably the case too for the gyuuki this time round.
When an ayakashi wanted to establish a business here in Asakusa, they were required to join and obtain a license from a certain labor association that can be found in the Asakusa Underground Shopping Street. However, this gyuuki-ran workshop seemed to have skipped that step and was operating illegallyâŠ
âThish ish the drawing of a mikan mandarinâŠâ
âThish ish the mold of a matcha ice creamâŠâ
âHere are the rice flour dumpling modelsh⊠pleashe put the varnish on itâŠâ
Like the temari kappa said, the working conditions of this workshop was terrible. There was no life in the eyes of the kappa working here.
âHey, stop taking your own sweet time!â
âGyah!â
As the temari kappa worked endlessly to create plastic food display, those who stopped for even a moment were zapped with electricity through their neck collars by the gyuuki supervisor.
I was hiding behind a corner and watching.
âHow can they do this⊠Iâm surprised you guys managed to escape under such conditions.â
I thought it must had taken them the conviction to die just so they could escape, but they only tilted their heads cutely.
âWe shlipped off the collar by luck.â
âOur bodies are quite shoft so it washnât too hard.â
âHuh. You guys are pretty easygoingâŠâ
Their escape was only the result of the carelessness and lack of caution of their modern ayakashi overlords.
As a former youkai myself, I was slightly bothered by how pathetic they were, but that was irrelevant. The way these gyuuki abused and tormented the small temari kappa was far more inexcusable.
Gyuuki were cow-headed oni with horns and tails. They were were currently half-metamorphosized and appeared as humans in factory uniforms.
The workshop chief was a male with a scar on his cheek. He was brawny and had short brown hair.
It was like the very template of an evil-doing middle-aged hooligan.
âHey, you there, the skinny one! Didnât I tell you to make a white and blue shaved ice like the Tokyo Skytree! Why the hell is it this disgusting green now. And what is this thing which looks like cucumber slices on top!â
ââŠI-Itâsh cucumber-flavored shaved ice with cucumber toppingsh⊠Itâs shure to be a hit amongsht the kappa during shummerâŠâ
âI donât need something that only kappa would like! At least say itâs honeydew-flavored!!â
âGyah! Pleashe donât hit me!â
I stepped out right before the gyuuki was about to whip the emaciated kappa.
âStop it right there!â
I had seen enough and shouted out loud.
After separating with the boys, I went home first to bring along my partner⊠err, this long and stiff something in a bagâŠ
The temari kappa working on summertime food displays like shaved ice and other cold confectioneries turned and looked up lethargically. The gyuuki who raised his whip also came to a stop.
âWho the hell are you⊠a human?â
He turned to look at me who appeared out of nowhere suddenly with a scowl.
âIbaraki nee-shan is here!!â
âVictory is asshured!!â
In contrast to his surprise, the temari kappa all jumped up in joy, causing the gyuuki to look around the workshop in panic, âWh-What!? What the hellâs happening??â
âMy name is Ibaraki Maki. These temari kappa came to me for help after being exploited by you guys. A measly 1,000 yen and one cucumber a day? Thatâs daylight robbery! And so, Iâve come to punish you.â
âHuh?â
âI donât know where you came from, but youâre an outsider. You donât seem to know that there are some rules you need to follow when in Asakusa.â
âYou are the one who doesnât know who youâre talking to, young lady.â
âOf course I donât. Itâs not like you know me either, right.â
I spoke haughtily on purpose and swept my hair back confidently. It seemed to have angered him and a vein popped up on his forehead. He pointed to himself with his thumb and declared in a proud voice.
âThe nameâs Genta, famed far and wide throughout Kamakura,. The Ushigozen who was said to have fought against the one-and-only Minamoto no Yorimitsu⊠his descendant!â
Hmm. Speaking of Ushigozen, isnât that the god enshrined in the Ushijima Shrine at Sumida River.
âThe famous Ushigozen by the name of Joururi! The one who wiped out Minamoto no Yorimitsuâs troops by the Sumida River! You think you can beat me!?â
âHah, itâs not as if you were the one fighting Minamoto no Yorimitsuâs forces yourself. I also know Ushigozen myself personally, and Iâm sure he would be saddened to know that his descendants have fallen so lowâŠâ
ââŠHuh?â
âOh, well. Iâll just have to take it upon myself to punish you on his behalf.â
I grinned widely and loosened the strings of my bag. A rugged wooden bat with numerous nails hammered into it emergedâŠ
âWhat ish that.â
âItâs a bat. You canât tell?â
âIt seemsh to be pierced by nails.â
âThereâsh blood splattersh on it.â
âOh, itâs just a bat made of sacred wood which I hammered some nails infused with my spiritual energy into. Itâs not like I can take on a tough opponent like a gyuuki with just any ordinary bat, so I strengthened it a bit like this. âŠItâs like partner to me now, having accompanied me on so many battles since I made it in elementary school. You guys have something to say about it?â
âN-Nothing at all.â
The temari kappa atop my shoulders shook their heads fiercely. They whispered to each other, âIbaraki nee-shan ish going for the killâŠâ Still, I could hear them loud and clear, and no, Iâm not going to kill anyone today.
The chief seemed to cower a bit upon seeing my âiron clubâ, but soon put up a strong front and ordered angrily, âGet her!â His subordinates turned back into their true forms, their mass of muscles ripping through their work uniforms and exposing their upper body. They all jumped on me at once. What a clichĂ©d turn of events.
âHere goes.â
I swung my bat at the group of gyuuki merrily.
Something like a spiked bat alone wouldnât even be able to put a scratch on a ayakashi. However, these nails had been enchanted with my powers from since a while back, and the bat exerted the force of my spiritual energy.
That one swing alone produced a violent gust of wind which blew away all the gyuuki charging at me. Their huge bodies slammed into the ceiling or walls, and they fell onto the ground with their heads spinning.
Shelves everywhere collapsed like dominoes, raising a cacophony. The temari kappa scrambled all around for shelter, sweat running down their heads.
âOops⊠looks like I messed up all of the food displays.â
Erm, I really did try my best to hold back. But, I guess the combination of my excessive spiritual energy and arm strength Iâm so proud of, plus my beloved spiked bat resulted in thisâŠ
The chief was stunned speechless for a second, but his entire head turned red before long and he exploded.
âImpertinent little girl! You must be a vile exterminator from the Onmyou Bureau, arenât you!?â
âNo⊠thatâs not itâŠâ
âDamn it! If it wasnât for those guys in Kamakura! If only they didnât mess up the business of the Kamakura youkai⊠I wouldnât have had to run away from my territoryâŠâ
ââŠ?â
âWhatever the case, I canât lose to a puny human like you!â
In a rage, the workshop chief turned back into his original form, a huge gyuuki over 5 meters in height.
âOh, heâs huge.â
Unlike the mid-level gyuuki just now, he had extra limbs like a spider.
It was proof of a high-class gyuuki. His huge face and sharp horns like an Onigawara, mouth filled with razor-sharp teeth, and that pose with four limbs on the ground⊠was supposed to look terrifying.
That is, to a normal human being.
âIâll swallow you in one bite!â
The gyuuki chief showed off his rows of fangs and made to gobble me up.
Naturally, I raised my bat leisurely without much concern.
âWhat a fool. You donât know who youâre dealing with.â
I swung my bat in a wide arc and it connected exactly with his torso.
It felt rather delightful and I pushed with all my might with a beaming smile on my face.
âAhaha, andâthatâs a home run!â
Having been hit by my violent spiritual energy in the flank, the gyuuki flew all the way to the other end of the underground workshop, crashing into the pile of cardboard boxes loaded with the completed food displays.
Buried in a mountain of boxes, he tried to get up right away, but it didnât look like he had the strength to do so.
âUh-uh.â
Before he could move, I came before him and slammed my bat into the ground.
The ground caved in with a loud crack. When he saw that, he shivered frightfully.
âYou canât move anymore, right? My spiritual energy paralyzes those hit by it.â
I looked down at him with a smile of victory.
He seemed to have realized the difference in strength between us and stopped resisting.
âYou shcum, take this, and this.â
The temari kappa gathered around the chief and hit him repeatedly with their webbed hands. It was probably to vent their anger, not that it was very effective.
â!?â
Right at that moment, something fast zipped through the air, causing my hair to flutter.
A âGyahâ came from behind me diagonally, its owner a mid-level gyuuki. He had been hit by a fastball (a plastic food display) apparently.
Naturally, I knew who threw it. It was the black-haired boy who appeared sneakily from the entrance.
âKaoru⊠you finally came out. Whyâd you hide anyway.â
âDonât let your guard down so easily. Theyâre gonna strike you from behind.â
âI already noticed it though.â
For all his lecturing, Kaoru always followed behind and watched after me.
ââŠWho the⊠heck are you guys? Are you really human?â
The chief asked in a feeble voice.
âNo. You people are human, but youâre on a whole different level than those exterminators. But, youâre not ayakashi either⊠what the hellâŠâ
âWell, who knows⊠Heck, thatâs what I want to know.â
I feigned ignorance.
This was something I had wondered over and over again without arriving at an answer.
Born with memories and abilities of a great youkai of yore, I always subconsciously act as if I was still an ayakashi, yet it doesnât change the fact that I am human.
With a snort, I leaned down and peered into the face of the gyuuki chief, supporting myself with my bat.
My long, slight reddish hair slid down my shoulders smoothly. Along with my scarlet spiritual energyâŠ
âAsakusa is welcoming of all ayakashi. Thereâs no easiest place for ayakashi to find work in of Japan, after all. But, youâve got to abide by the local rules. I donât know what happened to you in Kamakura, but even if I didnât come to teach you a lesson today, someone else eventually will.â
ââŠThen, what am I supposed to do? Thereâs no way for me to recoup the losses we took Kamakura unless I resort to such underhanded means. Thereâs also the debts. âŠThereâs no way anyone would want to hire such good-for-nothing hoodlums like us.â
He slumped down in resignation. For all his big size, he sure was mopey.
âIf youâre serious about starting over, go visit the Asakusa Underground Shopping Street.â
Kaoru came over and gave a suggestion. The gyuuki slowly raised his teary face.
âThereâs a labor association specifically for the ayakashi working in Asakusa at the Asakusa Underground Shopping Street. Itâs made up of both humans and ayakashi. You can probably seek advice for them about your debts, and they may also be able to find you jobs and a place to stay.â
When he heard that, the gyuuki chief exhaled deeply once before losing consciousness. The temari kappa started cheering and dancing, âWeâre free!â, âSherves him right!â
âAnd you temari kappa. Just because you want a job doesnât mean you should work at a shady workshop like this. Itâs important that you research beforehand what the basic salary and working conditions are like. You better believe my words as a veteran who had taken up countless part-time jobs.â
âYesh shir, Shuten-doji-shamaâ
They innocently waved their webbed hands. I couldnât tell whether they really got it or not.
ââŠHahh. Cleaning up this mess is going to be a pain in the ass. Got to contact the association.â
After scanning through the scattered food displays and the unconscious gyuuki, Kaoru took out his phone and called an acquaintance from the association.
In the meanwhile, I lifted up the workshop chief with an âOofâ and lay him down near the entrance. I plucked away the temari kappa still hitting him and whispered.
ââŠPut in some proper effort next time⊠Asakusa welcomes you all fairly.â
He could still start over. Whether or not one was an ayakashi, here in AsakusaâŠ
âHey, Maki, the chairmanâs furious. He was yelling angrily, but now he just wants to cry. âIbaraki again!â, he says.â
âBut I didnât kill him! See, heâs still brreathing.â
I placed my hand near the gyuukiâs mouth and checked. Y-Yup, I can still feel faint breathing!
â*Sigh* Good grief. Iâll kneel along with you with our heads down until he forgives you.â
Kaoru said with a scowl. I laughed a bit at that.
âWhat are you laughing at.â
âNothing. I just find it cute how you always stand by my side in the end despite all your complaints.â
âHmph, I just hate having more work to do. Whenever a force of destruction like you goes wild, itâs much faster for me to step in to achieve a peaceful and amicable resolution⊠Thatâs all.â
âYup yup, whatever you say.â
ââŠYou never learn your lesson do you, Maki. In the first place, if youââ
It sounded like Kaoru was about to start with his lecture again, so I looked him straight in eye and thanked him with a smile, âThanks for always, Kaoru!â And so, he swallowed back his complaints and sighed one last time before he went back to cleaning up.
He went around the workshop, lifting up the collapsed gyuuki and laying them down near the chief.
Suddenly, I recalled a scene of my past beloved Shuten-doji, of his firm and merciless, yet meticulous personality⊠No, itâs not just in the past, I still love Kaoru deeply even now.
âFufu, Iâll help out too, Kaoru!â
âWhat do you mean youâll help⊠this is all your fault to begin withâŠâ
At our feets, the group of temari kappa cheered with no regards to the atmosphere.
âAsh expected of the legendary Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji! The shtrongest ayakashi couple hash deshcended in Asakusa!â
âOh, the edomae-zushi is half-off.â
When my shift at the pickle shop in the department store basement ended, I came here to the sushi shop.
I, Amasake Kaoru, was aiming for the leftovers with the half-price tags.
âAnago-zushi. Didnât Maki mentioned she was craving for itâŠâ
I somehow recalled that and ended up buying it before I even realized. In addition, I also got a tekka-maki and a kappa-maki.
Leaving the department store, I cut through the grounds of the Sensou-ji which was still crowded even at this time, and continued past Hanayashiki-dori. Finally, I reached Makiâs apartment house which was next to Asakusa Hisago-dori.
âHahh.â
I had ended buying food for Maki and was headed for her place againâŠ
It had become so routine at this point that I pretty much followed my feet without thinking.
Heading to her house in the morning to wake her up and visiting her after work had become a habit ingrained into my everyday life. What am I, some kind of Heian period husband living separately from his wifeâŠ
âNo no no, weâre no longer husband and wife now.â
I retorted my own thoughts.
Switching back to reality, I pressed the bell. Unlike in the morning, Maki opened up right away.
She seemed ravenous. Basically, she waited all this time believing I would stop by here after my part-time job.
âWelcome back, Kaoru⊠Wait, that bag, could it be⊠Sushi!?â
âDonât go fishing through the bag the first thing you see me.â
âWow, anago-zushi and hosomaki!â
Maki squealed elatedly and pulled me inside by my hand.
âThe kappa came by today to give me the cucumber they promised. So I made potato salad and lightly pickled vegetables. Also, this is something extra but I made deep-fried tofu.â
âSushi, potato salad, pickled vegetables and fried tofu huh⊠That sure is a strange combination.â
âI made the pickled vegetables from the ingredients you got from your part-time job. I though itâd be delicious that way. As for the tofu, it was cheap, thatâs why.â
The six-jou sized apartment room had an old chabudai short-legged table in the center, and a television in a corner.
That was all, and very unlike the impression one had of a girlâs room.
There wasnât any poster of singers or idols that were popular among girls her age because she didnât listened to any in the first place. The only thing that adorned the wall was an outdated calendar they distributed on the streets.
A photo of her deceased parents was all that occupied the top of a small drawer.
ââŠâ
I could see the resemblance between Maki and her parentsâŠ
I sat down cross-legged at the chabudai, resting my weary feet. The large bowl of potato salad and pickled vegetables were already set and ready to eat.
Despite how she looked, she was actually a great cook.
Although it didnât look very elaborate, she could make most household dishes as well as her favorite foods, a skill she probably learned living alone.
âYou sneaked a few bites of the potato salad already, didnât you. I can tell.â
âCan you blame me, I was so hungry.â
âYou couldâve just started on your own.â
ââŠNo way, I wanted to eat together with you. A few bites donât count.â
âLook here⊠What if I didnât show up.â
âWhat are you saying, you come here to hang almost everydayâŠâ
ââŠâ
Well⊠I canât deny that. I coughed loudly to hide my embarrassment.
Maki returned to the kitchen to scoop up the tofu which just finished frying and mounted them on top of the donburi.
She was using antique bowls which an elderly ayakashi gave her as thanks for her help.
I didnât know if it was actually worth anything, but it came in a pair.
While she prepared the last of the items, I took out the sushi and lined them up on the table.
Ooh, itâs looking to be a pretty fine meal, in fact.
âWow, that looks delish!â
Maki brought out the fried tofu and sat down at the chabudai immediately. Clasping her hands and giving thanks for the food in high spirits, she reached out for her favorite anago-zushi straight away.
It was a large mouthful, but she gulped it down in one bite.
âYum, this is the best! The sauce on this storeâs anago-zushi is ever-so-slightly sweet and perfectly balanced. I love it! The sushi rice is amazing too!â
âIsnât that great.â
âThanks, Kaoru. You remembered, didnât you.â
ââŠâ
Watching her stuff her cheeks blissfully, it felt like spending my one-hour-worth of wages was worth itâŠ
I picked up the bowl with the hot fried tofu and inspected it.
Served with fried eggplants on the side, it was one of my favorite dishes.
It was simple homefare. Silken tofu deep-fried until crispy, topped with abundant grated radish and chopped spring onion. Lastly, it was drizzled with a slightly sweet and savory sauce.
It was best to eat it hot with all the toppings while the fried coating was still slightly soft and crisp.
The moment when all the flavors blend together⊠Ah, Iâll never get sick of eating this.
Thereâs nothing quite like a warm meal after a shift of hard work. My heart feels soothed.
âTry this potato salad too. Itâs got your favorite ham and hard-boiled egg.â
Maki held out the glass bowl full of potato salad to me.
The luxuriant salad consisted of chunks of potato still firm, cucumber, carrot, onion, ham, egg, and also macaroni.
Even though it looked heavy, the flavor was light on the palate and sweetness of the potato came through. I could taste the vinegar and salt used for seasoning, as well as the small amount of mayonnaise used for dressing.
Typical teenagers who preferred big, bold flavors may not like it very much, but it was just perfect for the two of us who were pretty much old folks on the inside.
Even if the cooking method and seasonings used changed, the fundamental flavors of Makiâs cooking remained the same as always, from back then in our past lives. In fact, it was even more familiar to me than my motherâs cooking.
Since I spend more time here than I do my home, Maki always prepares my meal like itâs the normal thing to do. Thus, I always buy something to treat her, and thatâs how we end up helping each other and providing whatever the other needs.
Even the sarcastic remarks and gripes were just a form of communication between us, unchanged since ages past.
If thatâs what being husband and wife is about, then I guess we are⊠Not that Iâd ever say that in front of Maki.
âIs it good?â
âMm⊠yeah.â
âHere, have some of this pickled cucumber too.â
âHey, I can tell youâre trying to make me eat rest of the side dishes so you can hog the sushi for yourself! Iâm gonna have some of the anago-zushi too!â
âAh, that was the biggest one! How dare you, Kaoru!!â
Fighting over this and that, our dinner went on noisily.
â â âÂ
After dinner, the two of us sat down and watched an overseas drama on a rental DVD.
We both love this kind of TV shows which didnât exist in the past and frequently rented DVDs to watch. A Blu-ray player would have been even better, but unfortunately, we were just penniless students. Thus, DVD it was.
Soon, the night turned late.
âItâs about time I went back. Any later than 11 oâclock and the police will bring me in for wandering around the street.â
âYou going already? But, we only watched one episode today. And it ended on a cliffhanger too.â
When I told her Iâm going back, Maki pulled on my sleeve and grumbled.
The episode had ended on the protagonistâs death(?) and she was apparently very curious about whatâs going to happen next.
âYou can just watch the next episode on your own. Thatâs why Iâm leaving the disk hereâŠâ
âNo way. Itâs not interesting unless we watch it together. Iâll wait for you.â
âRight, anything you say.â
âActually, why donât you just stay the night? Then we can watch the show all night and sleep like thereâs no tomorrow next morning. Thereâs no school tomorrow anyway.â
âDonât be stupid. How can I possibly stay over at a girlâs place, especially when you live alone. Thatâs indecent.â
âYouâre such a stickler for rules⊠Who cares anyway, weâre husband and wife to begin with.â
Maki pouted.
I ignored her and got up.
âYouâre coming tomorrow, right? What time?â
She saw me off at the front door and asked.
âIâll be working all day so around evening, I guess.â
âAlright. âŠSay, what do you want to eat tomorrow? Since you bought me my favorite today, Iâll make something proper for you since Iâve got the time.â
âHm⊠pork shougayaki then.â
âYou really like that, donât you. Okay, pork shougayaki it shall be. Iâll need to go shopping tomorrowâŠâ
She listed down the ingredients to herself.
I watched her for a while and said.
âIâm saying this just in case, but⊠donât go get yourself mixed up in some ayakashi trouble or anything just because Iâm not around, you hear me.â
âHuh? Yeah, sureâŠâ
Her expression changed and she looked to the side to avoid my gaze.
This girl⊠I knew she was going to go meet some ayakashi first thing in the morningâŠ
âHey, do you really get in your head? Whatever you do, donât do something dangerous by yourselfâŠâ
âFine, fine, I get it! Now go quickly before the police catch you loitering!â
âOkay. âŠSee you tomorrow.â
ââŠSee you. Be careful on the way back.â
It ended up with me being chased out of her unit.
I walked down the stairs and turned back up to look at her room. As usual, she stood by the windowsill and waved at me with a, âBye bye.â She always stayed in that position watching me go until I went out of sight.
When I see her like this, a part of me feels reluctant to leave.
I thought to myself, I come over to her house as soon as I can tomorrow too.
â â âÂ
I lived in a condominium along the main road to the Tokyo Skytree, across the Kototoi Bridge.
When I entered the apartment and switched on the lights, there was no one around as I had expected.
Nothing had been touched since I left this morning. Not the newspaper nor the remote control. In other words, no one entered or left the house.
ââŠâ
My household was the typical example of a broken family.
A mother who doesnât do household chores and played around all day. A father who neglects his family to spend time with his lover.
And there was me who just watched them with cold eyesâŠ
I had memories of a past life.
Even though it was of an ayakashi, I was once an adult and thought of myself as being quite independent. I didnât have any expectations of my parents as a human teenager.
Nevertheless, returning to this lifeless house after spending time with Maki always left an emptiness my chest.
âForget it. Iâll just go to bed quickly. Thereâs a long day ahead of me tomorrowâŠâ
And Iâll work and work and work, so that I can get a delicious cake of some kind for Maki⊠After all, sheâs going to make my favorite pork shougayaki.
Speaking of which, just how much do I even need to earn monthly in the future so that she can always eat anything she wants?
For that, Iâll need to study hard and get a good grade so that I can get into a good course in university. Then, get a job with a reputable company that has proper employee welfare, or perhaps work a government job, and thenâŠ
âHuh, what am I thinking? Get a grip, me⊠Marriage is exactly what Maki wants from you. Donât you ever forget what a wife from hell sheâs like, Kaoru.â
As I soaked in the bath, worries about future subconsciously drifted into my mind.
Feeling a sense of lethargy for the culmination of my path to come, I shivered a bit in the supposedly warm waters.
Someone was calling my name. It was the voice of my precious person.
âCome on Maki! I know youâre still sleeping there! Wake up already!â
Thump thump thump. Thanks to the vigorous banging on my door, I opened my eyelids.
Why was it� I seemed to have seen an extremely nostalgic dream and it made me feel terribly fatigued.
The light crimson outline of the weeping sakura still remained at the back of my mindâŠ
âMaki! Wake up now! Weâre gonna be late for school! You hear me, Maki!â
ââŠMaki.â
Oh, right. Thatâs my name. Still in the borderlands between reality and dream, I almost forgot my own name.
It was currently April 2016. My name is Ibaraki Maki and Iâm a highschool girl who just entered my second year.
A cute-looking chouchin paper lantern with a botan sakura imprint shimmered faintly with a vermillion glow next to me, lighting up the mysterious words painted on its surface.
âMAKIIIIIII! GET UP RIGHT NOW! Do you have any idea how many times this makes!? Weâre barely one month into the school year, but youâve already racked up five charges of tardiness!â
âJeez, Kaoru⊠heâs always such a nagging queen. That part about him really hasnât changed since the pastâŠÂ Fwaaah.â
I gave a huge yawn and got up. Still in my loose pajamas, I walked up to the entranceway and opened the door which was raising a racket even now.
âMorning.â
âMorning⊠like hell itâs the time for this, you lazy pig!â
âGive me a break⊠I stayed up late night helping Secchan make chouchin lanterns yesterday. Since theyâre for the Hyakki Yagyou (Night Parade of One Hundred Demons), it was hard work, you know. We had to imbue them with an incantation and an onibi, and that really took up a lot of spiritual energyâŠÂ FwaahâŠâ
I told him the truth in broken sentences as I stifled a yawn. The tall boy standing in front of me had jet-black hair and obsidian eyes, again dressed in an all-black uniform.
His name is Amasake Kaoru. Weâre classmates in the same school, and Iâve known him since young.
Overall, he looked handsome with a manly face and sharp eyes, but his current expression was grumpy.
âI donât want to hear no excuses from a shameless lazy bum like you. How many times do you think Iâve knocked on your front door: 58 times! Look at my hands now, theyâre all red! And all just to wake you up!â
âWho even counts that. Youâre such a stickler as usual.â
Kaoru waved his hands before me and crabbed on and on. I didnât even bother entertaining him and turned back to return to my room.
He followed behind, mumbling something the whole time.
âI bet youâre the reason my door is getting all creaky recently.â
âYouâre the one at fault for not waking up to your alarm! No, it goes back even further, you should be ashamed you need someone to wake you up on school days!â
âOh geez, shut up, Kaoru! Youâre being a nuisance to the neighborhood!â
âThatâs not a problem. Since thereâs no other humans living in this run-down apartment other than you anyway.â
Kaoru folded up my futon with practiced motions and kept it aside.
In the meanwhile, I changed into my uniform. It was a standard navy-blue sailor uniform along with an old-fashioned red scarf.
You might think itâs immodest of me to be changing in front of a pubescent highschool boy⊠but when it comes to Kaoru, itâs as if I was invisible and he continued cleaning up the rest of my room like nothing.
âAh⊠Who is this stunner with large, beautiful eyes I see in the mirror!â
âStop praising yourself. To be honest, you look like a yamanba right now. Your hair is all over the place.â
âI canât help it, since my hair is so soft.â
This guy doesnât know what a joke is. But, heâs right. My long hair with a slight reddish tint was messy and disheveled at the moment.
Well, if I just combed it a bit, it should look presentable.
I glanced at the photo of my parents placed above the drawers and whispered with a smile, âGood morning, Papa, Mama.â
âAll right, move!â
Kaoru slung both of our schoolbags on his shoulders and pushed me out of the room.
âWe need to make haste. If we miss the train coming in 15 minutes, weâll be late for sure. And I donât wanna get yelled at again because of you.â
âHey, Kaoru, surely youâve realized that I havenât had breakfast, right? Or are you just acting like you havenât?â
âJust bear with it.â
He shut me off without answering me.
âItâs impossible. You should know better than anyone that Iâm a hearty eater. And it feels especially bad today, I feel like the pit in my stomach is growing deeper by the second. At this rate, itâs going to growl non-stop by second period.â
âDonât start acting like youâre embarrassed by the sound your stomach makes. On the first day of the new term during the principalâs address, who was it whose stomach grumbled so loud it echoed all throughout the hall, and then acted like it was someone else.â
We went down the rusted stairs of my dilapidated apartment house, the âNobara Complexâ, which had a cheap monthly rent of 50,000 yen.
My parents passed away in an accident when I was in middle school, after which I moved here to stay alone against the wishes of my relatives.
Kaoru and I exited the narrow lane outside the apartment into the Asakusa Hisago-dori Shopping Street, a Japanese-styled arcade filled with torii. We the took the north exit from there and cut through the Hanayashiki-doriâŠ
âAh⊠itâs Secchan.â
I saw the figure of someone sitting in front of an old lantern shop which bore the signboard âBakenekodouâ. The woman dressed in a plain yukata with a bakeneko mask covering her face was the owner of the establishment.
She was puffing on a kiseru while scattering grains of rice at a flock of little red birds in front of her. It was a somewhat bizarre scene on this deathly quiet shopping street.
However, most people probably couldnât see her.
After all, she wasnât human but an ayakashi. Many of their kind lived here in Asakusa.
She seemed to have noticed me, and spoke in a lovely, husky voice.
âGood morning, Maki-chan. Thanks again for your help yesterday. Now it seems like Iâll be able to make it for this yearâs Hyakki Yagyou somehow.â
âThatâs great. Iâm glad to of help.â
I grinned happily. She stared intently at me through her mask and noted apologetically, âYou look sleepy.â
âOh, donât worry. This much is still fine, though itâll be a pain to get through lessons. Iâm going off now, let me know if you need help again, âkay!â
I waved goodbye to Secchan and ran up to Kaoru ahead.
âHey, Maki⊠donât go around minding the business of the ayakashi.â
His expression was stiff as he watched me from afar. Kaoru was also capable of seeing ayakashi.
He pulled me close by my arm and muttered softly inside my ear.
âWeâre already human now.â
â â âÂ
We ran through the streets of Nakamise-dori which stretched from the grounds of Sensou-ji.
As to be expected of Asakusa, one of the more popular tourist spots in Japan, there were already tourists here and there even at this early hour. Just by turning my gaze up a bit, I could see the symbol of this area, the Tokyo Skytree, jutting out into the sky.
âUgh, I canât take it anymore. Iâm gonna die of starvation! I want some edomae-zushi⊠preferably anago-zushi.â
âFirst thing in the morning and you want to eat that!? UnbelievableâŠâ
âIâm just saying. You donât have to take it so seriously.â
Kaoru looked at me flabbergasted, so I made up an excuse. Canât I dream? Whatâs it to you.
After my stomach growled repeatedly, he finally gave up and heaved a sigh.
âIâll go get some bread from the convenience store. Thatâll do, right?â
âHuh, you mean it!?â
I was so happy that I unconsciously slapped his back repeatedly.
âI knew I could count on you, Kaoru! Thatâs what all those part-time jobs are for, isnât it! That generosity is part of why I love you so much!â
ââŠâ
âA hardworking husbandâs all a woman need. Even when times change, this fact alone doesnât.â
âWhoâs you husband, huh? Who? Who is it? Keep your dream-talk for when youâre asleep!â
Although he immediately shot down my words, he went inside a convenience store along the way and got me a large apple Danish ring and a pack of coffee-flavored soymilk.
I finished them off in the short three minutes wait for the train at the Tokyo Metro.
âAh, that was good. But it wasnât filling enough at allâŠâ
âWhat, youâve got to be kidding! Look at the packaging. It says here the Danish ring is 1,225 calories. Thatâs already half the recommended dietary allowance! âŠI mean, wow, thatâs one high-cal pastry!â
âDanish-type sweet goods are all empty calories. Every girl knows that. âŠOh, the trainâs here.â
Ugh, so squeezyâŠÂ We stuffed ourselves into the carriage like sardines in a can, and barely alighted at Ueno station before dying of asphyxiation.
Our highschool, the Metropolitan Meijou Academy was a few minutes walk away.
âMaki, we wonât make it in time at this rate.â
âI guess we have to take the shortcut then. Over the wall at the back it is!â
We ran along the high walls surrounding the school to the area closest to the shoe cupboards. Then, with a running start and a strong jump, we crossed over the two-meter high wall easily.
After landing safely on a grass patch inside the school compound, we made a mad dash for the shoe cupboards with nary a second to spare.
The caretaker uncle who was sweeping the yard since morning stood dumbfounded with his jaw dropped, but we didnât even have time to care. It was only when we reached our seats as the chime rang that we finally breathed a sigh of relief.
â â âÂ
The chime signalling the end of fourth period rang out.
âItâs lunchtime, Maki-chan. Letâs go eat.â
Despite the Danish ring with a monstrous amount of calories earlier, my hunger ruled supreme once more and I was slumped over lethargically at my desk. That was when he called out to me.
The boy had a refined aura about him and a fastidiousness that one did not expect from a mere student.
âYuri⊠your breezy smile is too bright for me to look at right now.â
âHuh, what are you saying.â
He almost looked feminine with his delicate features that was further accentuated by his soft hair and pearly-white skin.
His name is Tsugumi Yurihiko.
He is the eldest son of a family running a well-established Japanese inn in Asakusa, and was an old friend of Kaoru and I.
âI didnât bring a bento today.â
âYou didnât? Thatâs rare.â
âI overslept. Yesterday, I was helping out with some ayakashi stuff and it took up a lot of my spiritual energy. Iâm dead tired now, and I doubt it can be fixed even if I ate tons.â
âAh⊠so thatâs why Kaoru-kun was in a bad mood this morning.â
When he heard his name being mentioned, Kaoru, who sat in front of me, turned around with an unpleased look.
âYou bet I am. Do you know how troublesome it is to wake her up. If not for me, sheâd probably still be in her futon snoozing right about now.â
âDidnât I tell you. I was up late making chouchin lanterns at Bakenekodou. You have to carefully write down the incantation stroke by stroke using wax. Then, you have to shut the onibi into each lantern individually to make one. Itâs the peak period now right before Hyakki Yagyou and I even made a 100 of those.â
âHey, keep your volume down, dumbass. Things like bakeneko or whatnot⊠donât go around spouting stuff like that out loud.â
Kaoru looked around flusteredly and scolded me in a low voice. I donât get whatâs the harm. Itâs lunch break and the classroom was filled with noisy chattering. Anything we said were pretty much drowned out immediately.
âMaki, itâs about time you cut off all ties with them. Itâs not like you earn much doing stuff for them anyway, and all it does is distance you away from the real world.â
âWhat, you think I would work for no payment? Didnât you see that beautiful chouchin lantern with a botan sakura design on the handle, I got that for my efforts yesterday.â
âAnd what can you even do with that? At least get a part-time job from a human employer.â
âYou can participate in the Hyakki Yagyou if you have one of those, didnât you know that? Itâs super pricey to buy, and ayakashi all over the country are dying to get one.â
âOh, for goodness sake, stop saying things like âayakashiâ or âHyakki Yagyouâ! Other people will start thinking youâre wacky in the head. In the first place, whatâs the point of a human like you going to the Hyakki Yagyou.â
âArgh, stop nagging already. Be quiet, Kaoru!â
âTh-There there, the two of you⊠letâs keep your domestic spat from the rest of the classâŠâ
We started raising our voices and some of our classmates turned to look at us.
Itâs always Yuriâs job to stop us at times like this.
âLetâs go to the club room. The folklore studies club room. You can have some of my bento, Maki-chan. My mom made too much today and forced me to take this juubako. She said to share it with you guys.â
âYou mean it!? Hooray, I get to eat all these lavish side dishes!â
âYou too, Kaoru-kun. We can discuss that topic all we want over there.â
ââŠFine. I canât even scold her properly in a place like this.â
âI donât remember doing anything that deserves a scolding.â
âNow now.â
When we left the classroom and walked down the corridor, I felt even more pairs of eyes on us then when we were in the classroom.
Even though we strived to remain inconspicuous in our daily lives, we attracted a surprising amount of attention.
It was especially true for Kaoru, who was always blanketed by the intense gazes of the girls.
He was always popular with the fairer sex, ever since a long time backâŠ
I mean, even I who have known him since young thought that he was rather attractive. He was not only great in his studies, but also excelled at any sports he played to boot. This caught the attention of other girls and appeared to trouble him to no end.
âAs usual, the girls all seem to be interested in you, Kaoru-kun. Itâs the same as always since back then, huh.â
ââŠIâm donât really care.â
Yuri teased him a bit, but he only gave a cold reply, so I spoke.
âThe girls care even if you donât. Look, behind that corner 10 meters ahead. Thereâs a girl waiting in ambush to confess to you along with her clique behind. If Iâm not wrong, thatâs Hongou-san from class 2-3. Sheâs a true-blue belle and a member of the cheer team, unmistakably one of those reigning at the top of the school caste.â
âTaking evasive action.â
Saying so, he pulled my shoulders close by.
âYouâre gonna use me as a shield to block a confession again, arenât you.â
âI canât deal with this kind of women⊠Just try shooting them down. Theyâre so into themselves that itâll only hurt their pride. Affection turns into hate and thenâŠâ
âWhat is that even. A past trauma? And you call yourself a manâŠâ
Due to past experience, Kaoru keenly knew the kind of grudge they were capable of.
âWell, I kinda get what you feel, so I donât mind. Then, how about you do something for me? Iâm not so nice that Iâd do a favor for free.â
I shamelessly ask for something in return, and he desperately replied while sweating cold sweat.
ââŠIâll treat you to anything you want after school. Just do something.â
âHip hip hooray! I love you so much, Kaoru!â
âThatâs a pretty cheap âloveâ⊠But, let me say first, I canât hang around for long. Iâm working a shift afterwards.â
âYes, yes, I know. I love the working you. Earn lots more even after we get married, âkay.â
âHell no. I refuse to be your personal ATM.â
âWhatâs yours is mine, and whatâs mine is also mine.â
âI see youâre brazenly claiming whatâs otherâs as yours already. What kind of dictator are you!â
âIâm not a dictator, Iâm your wife.â
âI want a divorce, right now.â
ââŠLetâs keep it down, guys⊠I mean, youâre not even married yetâŠâ
Yuri cut in into our little back-and-forth at last.
Kaoru had been so desperate to evade Hongou-sanâs confession, yet we were so engrossed in our quarrel that we went past her and her group without even noticing.
I bet they were fuming, as their rage-filled glares drilled into my backâŠ
Our destination was in the old school building, the art room⊠or rather, the old art preparation room next to it.
A cardboard sign on the door read âFolklore Studies Clubâ.
This was our base.
The three of us, the only members of the folklore studies club, often gathered here to plan and discuss our activities.
I opened the rickety door and we entered the room. There was a bookshelf agasinst the wall which was filled with old art magazines and dubious illustrated reference books, as well as manga from who-knows-when.
There were also plaster figures and bovine bones used for reference by the windowside. Easels which havenât been touched for years stood randomly, covered in a layer of dust.
A whiteboard was built into the side of the wall by the door, and several sentences were written on it as if they were homework for students to think about after a lecture.
This was the title.
âWhy must we ayakashi be exterminated by the humans?â
Yup, it certainly felt a bit, no it was actually rather suspicious. Beneath it wereâŠ
âAbout the ayakashi slain by Abe no Seimei and Minamoto no Yorimitsu.â
âThe feud between the Kyo youkai and the Ooedo youkai is serious stuff.â
âI just wanna slaughter those pigs at the Onmyou Bureau.â
âJust delete the black history of my past life and burn all those literatures.â
âEnter the Hidden Realm without a fuss with this secret trick.â
Etcetera. And several files were scattered haphazardly on top of the table in the middle of the room, each with a title on them that would make whoever saw them doubt the sanity of the writer..
Although we were officially the folklore studies club, our activities actually focused around incidents relating to ayakashi.
If you asked âwhyâ were we doing this, the answer would be that the three of us could see ayakashi, and due to a certain reason, we were unable to leave them be.
Put it this way, perhaps it could be said that we failed to truly become humanâŠ
âOoh! Thereâs stewed bamboo shoots and tofu! It looks delicious!â
Opening the juubako revealed all manners of side dishes: stewed spring vegetables and butterbur, rolled omelette, chicken karaage, black soybeans, bamboo shoot rice and umeshiso rice balls. I hastily took out paper plates and utensils from the cupboard.
âYour bento is amazing as always, Yuri. Itâs like youâre going for a flower viewing picnic.â
âThatâs because my mom always canât wait to show off what sheâs learnt from the head chef at our inn, and. Thanks to that, my bento always turns into a juubako.â
âI mean, thatâs great. You get to eat your momâs handmade lunch everyday. Mine just disappears to some guyâs place and leave me by myself these days.â
Kaoru took out a bottle of tea from the fridge and casually dropped a bomb about his complicated family situation. I could only glance to the side at Yuri and he did the same.
âLetâs eat!â
Itâs finally time to eat. I took several portions of the small dishes onto my plate and dug into the stewed bamboo shoots.
The soft texture in my mouth released all its juices when I bite into it. The taste of bamboo shoots and a slight hint of sweetness coated my tastebuds without being too overpowering. It was even more perfect paired with the umeshiso rice ball, creating a synergistic burst of flavors.
âAs I thought, nothing beats traditional cooking! The food made by Yuriâs mom has such a kind flavor to it. I canât get enoughâŠâ
Not to mention, food made with in-season ingredients or traditional methods helps regain spiritual energy. No wonder I can feel energy filling all parts of my bodyâŠ
âOh, right, Maki-chan, Kaoru-kun. You guys are going to walk around Sensou-ji after school, right? Can I tag along too? I need to grab some sweet potato youkan before I go for my lessons.â
When Yuri specifically asked us for permission, Kaoru and I turned to look at each other while still eating.
âSure thing. Whyâd you ask? We can just go back together like we do always.â
âWell, I wouldnât want be a third-wheel on your coupleâs date, would I?â
âHuh!? Weâre not a couple and itâs not a date either! Iâm only going there to be squeezed dry of my salaryâŠâ
Kaoru seemed to have something to say about it, but I just clapped my hands.
âAh! Then, how about the three of us go for a temple visit to Sensou-ji and draw omikuji fortune slips. Iâll make a prediction right now: Kaoruâs definitely going to draw a âMisfortuneâ.â
âDamn it, donât change the subject, MakiâŠâ
âItâs settled then! Weâre going on a food tour around the beloved Nakamise-doriâŠâ
I pulled out the club diary which recorded our daily activities from the stack of files containing our research.
âAh.â
*Crash* All the files above slid down in an avalanche, almost knocking over my mug, but luckily Kaoru picked it up before it could.
A bunch of strange terms appeared, things like⊠Shuten-doji, Ibaraki-doji⊠ayakashi, past life, Abe no Seimei, oni extermination, Minamoto no YorimitsuâŠ
âWhat did I tell you. Thatâs what you get for leaving them around carelessly. Go hide them properly in the safe behind the bust. I donât want anyone to ever see these.â
âNooo, but itâd be such a pain to take them out each and every time.â
âThatâs not the problem! You hear me⊠things like ayakashi or Shuten-doji or Ibaraki-doji⊠or Abe no Seimei! The only highschool student who would be interested in this stuff are either suffering from chuunibyou, smartphone gamers, or the youkai otakus.â
âIsnât that just us?â
âNo, it isnât! Have some shame!â
Kaoru slammed my mug on the table so hard some of its contents flew out.
With the same tension, he asserted.
âTake for example! Be it our past lives being that of ayakashi from the Heian period or whatever! Try telling that to any of our classmates and see what happens!â
ââŠOoh. Kaoru said it himself.â
For some reason, Yuri and I gave an applause.
It was pretty rare of Kaoru to acknowledge that fact for himself. He turned completely red and turned his back on us⊠he probably felt defeated.
âAnyway, it truly is strange, donât you think? Weâre talking about Heian here, thatâs more than a thousand years ago. And to think weâd have reincarnated as humans after all this timeâŠâ
It was a glorious spring day in this dusty art preparation room.
Looking down at the courtyard from the window, I could see the long branches of the weeping sakura swaying with the windâŠ
Letâs talk about a true, yet unreal story.
About the three of us in the folklore studies club: Ibaraki Maki, Amasake Kaoru and Tsugummi Yurihikoâ
About how despite having memories of our complicated past lives, we were born into this world as humans.
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A long, long time ago, a pair of evil oni threatened the peace of Heian-kyo.
Their names were Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji.
Masters of a legion of ayakashi, they descended upon the capital of Kyo from their home of Mt. Ooe and rampaged freely.
Violent and cruel, it was said that they loved to feast and drink, and assault humans, stealing and destroying at random.
Driven to their witâs end, the Imperial Court employed Abe no Seimei to divine the ringleader of the calamity.
Accordingly, the onmyouji named Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji as the roots of evil. As such, the Emperor ordered Minamoto no Yorimitsu and his retainers to subdue the two oniâŠ
That was how the legend of the oni-extermination went, a famous tale which had passed on till now in the modern era.
However, few might have known that the two villains of the story, Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji were married.
And this infamous oni couple was none other than the past lives of Kaoru and I.
The Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji of yore were said to be so strong that they matched the Kishin in spiritual energy. Leading a group of ayakashi, they created a special region in Mt. Ooe and lived there.
They had done so so as to create a safe haven for the ayakashi who were being indiscriminately hunted down and exorcised by the onmyouji.
Nonetheless, the sanctuary we built was exposed by Abe no Seimei, the most powerful onmyouji of that time, and we were attacked by Minamoto no Yorimitsu and his forces in the name of exterminating the oni.
How deplorable our deaths were. Abe no Seimei and Minamoto no Yorimitsu. Iâll never forgive themâŠ
Like us, Yuri also had memories of his past life as the great youkai, Nue, as appeared in the Tale of the Heike. The Nue was a close friend of the two of us. However, he was also killed by the humans just because they thought his cries were inauspiciousâŠ
Thus, we died, but here we are now, born again in this era as humans while retaining the memories of our time as ayakashi, as well as keeping our strong spiritual energies from then. I have no idea as to what kind of karma led us to this outcome.
The senses of when we were ayakashi and the deep-seated grudge of dying at the hands of the humans remained unforgettable. But, we now each had our own human families and led normal lives as that of students.
It was an extremely abnormal situation, and I canât help but feel conflicted.
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There were countless shopping streets in Asakusa, but none could beat the bustle of Nakamise-dori leading towards Sensou-ji from the Kaminarimon.
âKaoru, Kaoru, letâs start with that. Azumaâs kibi dango! Along with iced matcha!â
âLook at you running around so excitedly. âŠYouâre not planning to spare my wallet at all, arenât you.â
The moment we reached Nakamise-dori, we joined the queue for my favorite kibi dango store âAzumaâ. Kaoru paid 300 yen per portion of 5 sticks of kibi dango and a cup of iced matcha each.
The small kibi dango were dusted generously in kinako and handed to us in a paper bag while freshly prepared and still warm. The iced matcha was mildly sweet and perfect for washing down the snack.
We enjoyed the kibi dango and iced matcha at the standing table in front of the store. After all, it was considered rude to eat while walking.
âYou really do love to eat, donât you, Maki-chan. You polished off the whole stick like that with just one bite.â
âYou never change, do you? Apparently, the concept of being lady-like doesnât exist anywhere in your brain, huh.â
The two guys shared one bag and gossiped while looking at me eat as if I was some kind of rare animal. How rude. But, I donât even care since the dango were so deliciousâŠ
âAh, that hit the spot. Those five sticks were gone just like that, eh.â
âAre you satisfied?â
âNot even close. Letâs go for another sweet one next. Then, weâll end it off with an Asakusa Menchi!â
ââŠJust promise me that youâll let me off with that, alright.â
âWell, of course. I get that thereâs a limit to your part-time pay too.â
The pay for working part-time as a student was meager. Yet, Kaoru was treating me to all these delectable Asakusa delights.
We have a long life ahead. Itâs better to learn to be frugal at our ageâŠ
I had that wise realization as I gulped down the rest of the iced matcha.
âThat reminds me. I need to get that sweet potato youkan.â
Yuri suddenly mentioned as if he just remembered.
Speaking of youkan, the shop which comes to mind is the good olâ wagashi store âFunawaâ.
Aside from youkan, their red bean filling ankodama were also a hot product for chilly days.
âOh, I smell roasted sweet potato.â
While Yuri was buying his gift, I was attracted by the godly fragrance of the sweet potato youkan wafting through the air. A fresh batch of the prism-shaped sweet potato youkan had just been stamped with the storeâs emblem.
Funawaâs sweet potato youkan: a confectionery which elegantly highlights the simple sweetness of the sweet potato, at the same time giving the mouthfeel of eating an actual steaming hot sweet potato. I had no doubts it was going to taste exquisite, butâŠ
âSay, Kaoru. I havenât had this before.â
ââŠShall I get it?â
âYes, please! I want to eat that nicely browned one with butter on top! I bet itâll taste amazing!â
I shook Kaoruâs collars excitedly, and even followed him as he queued for it.
Kaoru conscientiously bought three portions. I held back my saliva which was about to spill out, and picked one up and blew on it before popping it into my mouth.
âHot hot hot⊠Hahh, that sweet and salty taste of melted buttery happiness.â
âWhat the heck is that.â
The youkan was sliced into long strips which made it easy to pick up and eat. It really felt like I was eating a hot, steaming sweet potato.
Watching me puff my cheeks as I ate, Kaoru seemed like he wanted to make another rude remark.
âThanks for waiting.â
Just then, Yuri finished his shopping and came over.
âI got the youkan and ankodama. My tea ceremony teacher really loves them. Ah, you got a set for me too? Thanks, Kaoru-kun.â
âYouâre paying.â
Kaoru mercilessly demanded payment from him. Well, but I guess itâs fine since Yuriâs loadedâŠ
Now then. After we relished the youkan, we headed for Denbouin-dori which cut across Nakamise-dori perpendicularly.
âAsakusa Menchi, Asakusa Menchi next!â
âThis is the last one, okay.â
Asakusa Menchi was as its name implied, a famous Asakusa fried minced-meat cutlet. That crispy outer coating surrounded a flavorsome mixture of beef and pork. When you bite into it, the umami-rich meat juices burst into your mouth and coats your tongue in rich, savory sweetness.
âOoh, this is it! You canât call yourself an inhabitant of Asakusa if you havenât tried this. Long live Asakusa, land of delicacies! Iâm never gonna leave you!â
âI see your love for Asakusa is still well and alive. Donât normal high school girls prefer more stylish and cool places like Shibuya or Harajuku?â
âWell, you can hardly call us normal highschoolers, can youâŠâ
When allâs said and done, the three of us all loved Asakusa. We finished off the Asakusa Menchi and smacked our lips in satisfaction. âŠIt was truly the best.
That was the end of our Asakusa food tour.
We then headed inside the grounds of Sensou-ji to draw omikuji.
Unlike the usual omikuji where you draw small, folded slips of paper, the one at Sensou-ji is drawn by shaking a large omikuji box until a wooden stick comes out. You then pick up a fortune slip based on the number labeled on the stick.
I shook a stick out and drew a fortune slip with the same number from the drawer nearby.
âUghh!â
As expected, Kaoru got a âMisfortureâ⊠No, thatâs wrong!
â âGreat Misfortuneâ! Kaoru got âGreat Misfortuneâ!â
âWow⊠your luck is really bad, Kaoru-kun.â
âYou must have done too many bad deeds in your previous life. I know it.â
âSh-Shut up! Itâs just easy to get âMisfortuneâ at Sensou-ji! Anyway, if it was something I did in my past life, you guys wouldâve gotten âGreat Misfortuneâ too! Show me that!â
âMine is âGreat Fortuneâ.â
âI got⊠âSmall Fortuneâ. Sorry.â
ââŠYep. I knew I was the only oneâŠâ
The boy known as Amasake Kaoru was in fact an extremely unlucky person.
We must have drawn our fortunes here at Sensou-ji about five times now, and each time, he got âMisfortuneâ. This time round, however, he got âGreat Misfortuneâ.
He stood with his back bent, probably feeling down as he read the slip over and over.
ââŠThis is bad. Apparently, Iâm going to get severely injured. And it says here my house is going to burn down.â
âAhahah, you canât be serious⊠Huh? Youâre gonna get injured, Kaoru? And your homeâs gonna burn down?? Thatâs terrible! I donât want to see you get hurt⊠What do we do?â
At first, I thought it was a joke, but it gradually turned into unease⊠After all, it was entirely possible for this kind of disaster to befall Kaoru. They donât call him Kaoru the ill-fated for nothing!
âWhat do we do, Yuri? Kaoruâs going to burn up!â
âUm, itâs not me, itâs my house, not that thatâs much better.â
âHaha. Donât worry too much, the two of you. They say the omikuji at Sensou-ji is always slightly mean-spirited. Also, you can take it as your luck canât get any worse than it is now. And now that you know, you can take steps to be more careful.â
âTh-Thatâs right! The omikuji here are kind of harsh as a rule⊠I mean, look at mineâŠâ
Your wishes are close to coming true, but a great disaster will stand in your way.
You will most likely have an encounter that splits the Heaven and Earth.
See. It gave off bad vibes. And this is what they called âGreat Fortuneâ.
âItâs just a matter of feelings! Letâs wipe away all this moodiness and pay our respects to the gods. If we earnestly implore Kannon-sama, surely we can ward off the disaster!â
Saying so, the three of us entered the worship hall and lined up in front of the offering box.
I threw a 5-yen coin in to the offering box, while Kaoru threw 10-yen and Yuri 50-yen. Ugh, the economic disparity is clearâŠ
No! Whatâs important is the feelings behind the prayer! I clasped my hands together and prayed, âNamu Kanzeonbosatsuâ.
âErm, I hope we get along with everyone in our second year too. Thatâs most important. And then, I hope the businesses of the ayakashi in Asakusa can continue to thrive. I wish the three of us would live long lives, and that I would always be able to eat delicious food. âŠI wish Kaoru would earn lots and lots from his part-time jobs.â
âJust so you know, I wonât give you any of my earnings.â
He didnât stop interjecting even in the midst of prayers.
âAll I want is to lead a normal life as a normal human⊠A peaceful life where I donât get involved in any of those troublesome ayakashi business⊠Lastly, I wish for my earnings to be protected from Makiâs hands.â
âThatâs a pretty sincere prayer coming from you, Kaoru-kun.â
âWhat about you, Yuri.â
âMe? âŠHm. For now, I wish for the health and happiness of my family. And then, itâs for you guys to have a happy marriage, I guess?â
âWhat the hell. Are you trying to curse me or something?â
Setting aside our bickering, each of us closed our eyes and prayed earnestly.
Without saying it out in words, I prayed wholeheartedly in my heart for the wish I would put my life on the line on.
I wish we can attain happiness in this lifeâŠ
â â âÂ
âIbaraki nee-shan, Ibaraki nee-shan.â
When we finished our prayers and left the hall, several small little creatures called out to me.
âMy, arenât these guys temari kappa from Sumida River?â
They were hiding behind the pillars of the worship hall. The small green creature had a plate atop their heads, in other words, they were kappa.
Among the various species of kappa, they were especially small and squishy.
As the name temari implies, they were mascot-sized kappa that could fit on the palm of the hand. Some found this extremely cute and a certain group of enthusiast loved them as pets.
âPleashe help ush, Ibaraki nee-shan. Weâre gonna die from overwork at thish rate.â
The temari kappa looked at me with teary, beady eyes.
Looking closely, I could see that their plates were completely dry and even had cracks in it.
âWhat happened?â
I leaned down and asked the two temari kappa.
âHey, Maki, stop it. You look like youâre talking to an empty space right now.â
Kaoru immediately warned me. Itâs true that the normal people who canât see ayakashi would think Iâm behaving strangely.
I picked up the two on my hand and went somewhere devoid of people.
Despite his protest, Kaoru and Yuri followed behind.
âItâsh like thatâŠâ
According to them, they were working at a newly established plastic food display workshop underground of Kappabashi and forced to work long hours under harsh conditions. The workshop was oversaw by gyuuki ayakashi who mistreated the weak temari kappa, in addition to paying only 1,000 yen and one cucumber a day.
As a result, the temari kappa were about to die from overwork.
The two of them had sneaked past the eyes of the supervising gyuuki and came to find me to seek help.
âA daily pay of 1,000 yen and one cucumber? Thatâs even worse than a scam. Did you say the numbers wrongly?â
âWow, that makes even our local black companies look good in comparisonâŠâ
Even Kaoru and Yuri felt pity for the kappa when they heard the shocking working conditions and pay.
âWe want at leasht 2,500 yen and three cucmbersh a day!â
âThatâs still pretty pathetic.â
In order to live in the world of humans, ayakashi took up jobs to earn money.
There were few places on this side where ayakashi could live safely, and food which recovered spiritual energy that was essential for their living were also rare.
Thatâs why ayakashi attacked and ate humans in the past, or their powers went out of control resulting in paranormal phenomena. The outcome was that humans exterminate those ayakashi.
Indeed, it was eat or be eaten.
If both sides wished to co-exist, there needed to be a common denomination between them, and that was âmoneyâ. Thus, one needed to âworkâ in order to earn money.
In this modern era, there existed robust trade between the human side and the ayakashi side. However, a problem emerged in recent years where unscrupulous ayakashi preyed on the low-level ayakashi or those who canât find jobs, and worked them to the bone to fatten their own pockets.
âWe beg you, shtrongest of the Asakusa ayakashi, Ibaraki nee-shan! Pleashe reform the chief!â
âHmm⊠Okay, Iâll do it. I shall bring down the wrath of judgment upon this gyuuki with my own hands. But, Iâm not doing this without any reward. Itâs my motto to only work for what Iâm paid for.â
âYay yay. Then weâll give you the kappaâs buried gold in Sumida River.â
âUm, it doesnât have to be gold.â
âYay yay. Undershtood. Weâll give you one cucumber.â
âOne cucumber only⊠Well, fine.â
It was a rather drastic drop from buried gold to one cucumber, but oh well.
If itâs to protect the discipline and order among ayakashi, I, whom they called the strongest in Asakusa, shall spare no effort. After all, so many ayakashi were counting on usâŠ
âAh, look. Itâs time for my job.â
âIâm sorry, Maki-chan⊠I also need to go off for my tea ceremony lessonsâŠâ
However, the two guys didnât seemed very concerned at all. Be it the spirit of helping out or the backbone to count on them, they displayed none of it.
I had known this from the start. The two of them would rather not get involved with the ayakashi.
âHmph, so be it. Iâll do something about it myself.â
âHave you not heard anything I said, Maki. Stop poking your nose into the ayakashiâs business. It does you no good. Did you forget what happened to us in the past?â
ââŠThen you should understand too. Thereâs no way I can leave them in the lurch.â
âAre you an idiot? No, I take it back, you really are an idiot⊠Maki.â
His tone was unlike the usual as he faced the ground with a conflicted look.
I perched the temari kappa on my shoulders and said to him softly.
âYou just focus on your job and earn money for my sake, Kaoru. You too, Yuri. You should go since you already got the gift and all.â
ââŠâ
ââŠMaki-chanâŠâ
âFrom here on out, itâs just me doing charity work. Got to do some good since Iâm reincarnated and all.â
Despite their cold reactions, I knew they were worried for me.
It wasnât that they thought it would be dangerous for me to face off against a violent ayakashi like the gyuuki. They were well aware that I wouldnât lose to an opponent of this level.
Their worries were about something else.
That I would get too involved with the ayakashi⊠and in the process of helping them⊠that I would end up in opposition with the humans.
âHurrah for Ibaraki-doji-shama! Our shavior and the shtrongest youkai!â
Unknowing of the complicated feelings in our hearts, the temari kappa on my shoulders celebrated unconcernedly.
They seemed without a doubt that I was still âIbaraki-dojiâ, and that I would gladly lend them a helping hand.
â â âÂ
We arrived at Kappabashiâs cookware street.
This well-renowned street was located in the western side of Asakusa in the Taito ward.
Shops selling all sorts of items related to food and cooking lined the streets, such as cookwares and utensils, plastic food displays, crockery, to aprons and uniforms as well.
As with its name, countless kappa displays and mascot characters could be seen all around, a testament of the local kappa legends.
With statues and posters of kappa everywhere on the streets, it was surely a hotspot for kappa fans. Not that I know if such people existedâŠ
Anyway, the kappa legend of Kappabashi went like this.
During the Edo period, this region flooded frequently due its poor drainage system, and a businessman by the name of Kappaya Kibachi sought for a solution. As such, he used his personal wealth to construct a proper waterway to solve the problem. The kappa living in Sumida River were touched by his gesture and secretly helped out with the construction work night after nightâŠ
And so, Kappabashi became well-known amongst the kappa as a place where they could find work easily.
However, the kappa werenât the only ones to move here as a result.
In the first place, Asakusa was one of few areas in Japan where ayakashi gathered and made a living while hiding.
There were also those unscrupulous ayakashi who decided to set up shop here so as to make use of the cheap labor provided by the kappa.
That was probably the case too for the gyuuki this time round.
When an ayakashi wanted to establish a business here in Asakusa, they were required to join and obtain a license from a certain labor association that can be found in the Asakusa Underground Shopping Street. However, this gyuuki-ran workshop seemed to have skipped that step and was operating illegallyâŠ
âThish ish the drawing of a mikan mandarinâŠâ
âThish ish the mold of a matcha ice creamâŠâ
âHere are the rice flour dumpling modelsh⊠pleashe put the varnish on itâŠâ
Like the temari kappa said, the working conditions of this workshop was terrible. There was no life in the eyes of the kappa working here.
âHey, stop taking your own sweet time!â
âGyah!â
As the temari kappa worked endlessly to create plastic food display, those who stopped for even a moment were zapped with electricity through their neck collars by the gyuuki supervisor.
I was hiding behind a corner and watching.
âHow can they do this⊠Iâm surprised you guys managed to escape under such conditions.â
I thought it must had taken them the conviction to die just so they could escape, but they only tilted their heads cutely.
âWe shlipped off the collar by luck.â
âOur bodies are quite shoft so it washnât too hard.â
âHuh. You guys are pretty easygoingâŠâ
Their escape was only the result of the carelessness and lack of caution of their modern ayakashi overlords.
As a former youkai myself, I was slightly bothered by how pathetic they were, but that was irrelevant. The way these gyuuki abused and tormented the small temari kappa was far more inexcusable.
Gyuuki were cow-headed oni with horns and tails. They were were currently half-metamorphosized and appeared as humans in factory uniforms.
The workshop chief was a male with a scar on his cheek. He was brawny and had short brown hair.
It was like the very template of an evil-doing middle-aged hooligan.
âHey, you there, the skinny one! Didnât I tell you to make a white and blue shaved ice like the Tokyo Skytree! Why the hell is it this disgusting green now. And what is this thing which looks like cucumber slices on top!â
ââŠI-Itâsh cucumber-flavored shaved ice with cucumber toppingsh⊠Itâs shure to be a hit amongsht the kappa during shummerâŠâ
âI donât need something that only kappa would like! At least say itâs honeydew-flavored!!â
âGyah! Pleashe donât hit me!â
I stepped out right before the gyuuki was about to whip the emaciated kappa.
âStop it right there!â
I had seen enough and shouted out loud.
After separating with the boys, I went home first to bring along my partner⊠err, this long and stiff something in a bagâŠ
The temari kappa working on summertime food displays like shaved ice and other cold confectioneries turned and looked up lethargically. The gyuuki who raised his whip also came to a stop.
âWho the hell are you⊠a human?â
He turned to look at me who appeared out of nowhere suddenly with a scowl.
âIbaraki nee-shan is here!!â
âVictory is asshured!!â
In contrast to his surprise, the temari kappa all jumped up in joy, causing the gyuuki to look around the workshop in panic, âWh-What!? What the hellâs happening??â
âMy name is Ibaraki Maki. These temari kappa came to me for help after being exploited by you guys. A measly 1,000 yen and one cucumber a day? Thatâs daylight robbery! And so, Iâve come to punish you.â
âHuh?â
âI donât know where you came from, but youâre an outsider. You donât seem to know that there are some rules you need to follow when in Asakusa.â
âYou are the one who doesnât know who youâre talking to, young lady.â
âOf course I donât. Itâs not like you know me either, right.â
I spoke haughtily on purpose and swept my hair back confidently. It seemed to have angered him and a vein popped up on his forehead. He pointed to himself with his thumb and declared in a proud voice.
âThe nameâs Genta, famed far and wide throughout Kamakura,. The Ushigozen who was said to have fought against the one-and-only Minamoto no Yorimitsu⊠his descendant!â
Hmm. Speaking of Ushigozen, isnât that the god enshrined in the Ushijima Shrine at Sumida River.
âThe famous Ushigozen by the name of Joururi! The one who wiped out Minamoto no Yorimitsuâs troops by the Sumida River! You think you can beat me!?â
âHah, itâs not as if you were the one fighting Minamoto no Yorimitsuâs forces yourself. I also know Ushigozen myself personally, and Iâm sure he would be saddened to know that his descendants have fallen so lowâŠâ
ââŠHuh?â
âOh, well. Iâll just have to take it upon myself to punish you on his behalf.â
I grinned widely and loosened the strings of my bag. A rugged wooden bat with numerous nails hammered into it emergedâŠ
âWhat ish that.â
âItâs a bat. You canât tell?â
âIt seemsh to be pierced by nails.â
âThereâsh blood splattersh on it.â
âOh, itâs just a bat made of sacred wood which I hammered some nails infused with my spiritual energy into. Itâs not like I can take on a tough opponent like a gyuuki with just any ordinary bat, so I strengthened it a bit like this. âŠItâs like partner to me now, having accompanied me on so many battles since I made it in elementary school. You guys have something to say about it?â
âN-Nothing at all.â
The temari kappa atop my shoulders shook their heads fiercely. They whispered to each other, âIbaraki nee-shan ish going for the killâŠâ Still, I could hear them loud and clear, and no, Iâm not going to kill anyone today.
The chief seemed to cower a bit upon seeing my âiron clubâ, but soon put up a strong front and ordered angrily, âGet her!â His subordinates turned back into their true forms, their mass of muscles ripping through their work uniforms and exposing their upper body. They all jumped on me at once. What a clichĂ©d turn of events.
âHere goes.â
I swung my bat at the group of gyuuki merrily.
Something like a spiked bat alone wouldnât even be able to put a scratch on a ayakashi. However, these nails had been enchanted with my powers from since a while back, and the bat exerted the force of my spiritual energy.
That one swing alone produced a violent gust of wind which blew away all the gyuuki charging at me. Their huge bodies slammed into the ceiling or walls, and they fell onto the ground with their heads spinning.
Shelves everywhere collapsed like dominoes, raising a cacophony. The temari kappa scrambled all around for shelter, sweat running down their heads.
âOops⊠looks like I messed up all of the food displays.â
Erm, I really did try my best to hold back. But, I guess the combination of my excessive spiritual energy and arm strength Iâm so proud of, plus my beloved spiked bat resulted in thisâŠ
The chief was stunned speechless for a second, but his entire head turned red before long and he exploded.
âImpertinent little girl! You must be a vile exterminator from the Onmyou Bureau, arenât you!?â
âNo⊠thatâs not itâŠâ
âDamn it! If it wasnât for those guys in Kamakura! If only they didnât mess up the business of the Kamakura youkai⊠I wouldnât have had to run away from my territoryâŠâ
ââŠ?â
âWhatever the case, I canât lose to a puny human like you!â
In a rage, the workshop chief turned back into his original form, a huge gyuuki over 5 meters in height.
âOh, heâs huge.â
Unlike the mid-level gyuuki just now, he had extra limbs like a spider.
It was proof of a high-class gyuuki. His huge face and sharp horns like an Onigawara, mouth filled with razor-sharp teeth, and that pose with four limbs on the ground⊠was supposed to look terrifying.
That is, to a normal human being.
âIâll swallow you in one bite!â
The gyuuki chief showed off his rows of fangs and made to gobble me up.
Naturally, I raised my bat leisurely without much concern.
âWhat a fool. You donât know who youâre dealing with.â
I swung my bat in a wide arc and it connected exactly with his torso.
It felt rather delightful and I pushed with all my might with a beaming smile on my face.
âAhaha, andâthatâs a home run!â
Having been hit by my violent spiritual energy in the flank, the gyuuki flew all the way to the other end of the underground workshop, crashing into the pile of cardboard boxes loaded with the completed food displays.
Buried in a mountain of boxes, he tried to get up right away, but it didnât look like he had the strength to do so.
âUh-uh.â
Before he could move, I came before him and slammed my bat into the ground.
The ground caved in with a loud crack. When he saw that, he shivered frightfully.
âYou canât move anymore, right? My spiritual energy paralyzes those hit by it.â
I looked down at him with a smile of victory.
He seemed to have realized the difference in strength between us and stopped resisting.
âYou shcum, take this, and this.â
The temari kappa gathered around the chief and hit him repeatedly with their webbed hands. It was probably to vent their anger, not that it was very effective.
â!?â
Right at that moment, something fast zipped through the air, causing my hair to flutter.
A âGyahâ came from behind me diagonally, its owner a mid-level gyuuki. He had been hit by a fastball (a plastic food display) apparently.
Naturally, I knew who threw it. It was the black-haired boy who appeared sneakily from the entrance.
âKaoru⊠you finally came out. Whyâd you hide anyway.â
âDonât let your guard down so easily. Theyâre gonna strike you from behind.â
âI already noticed it though.â
For all his lecturing, Kaoru always followed behind and watched after me.
ââŠWho the⊠heck are you guys? Are you really human?â
The chief asked in a feeble voice.
âNo. You people are human, but youâre on a whole different level than those exterminators. But, youâre not ayakashi either⊠what the hellâŠâ
âWell, who knows⊠Heck, thatâs what I want to know.â
I feigned ignorance.
This was something I had wondered over and over again without arriving at an answer.
Born with memories and abilities of a great youkai of yore, I always subconsciously act as if I was still an ayakashi, yet it doesnât change the fact that I am human.
With a snort, I leaned down and peered into the face of the gyuuki chief, supporting myself with my bat.
My long, slight reddish hair slid down my shoulders smoothly. Along with my scarlet spiritual energyâŠ
âAsakusa is welcoming of all ayakashi. Thereâs no easiest place for ayakashi to find work in of Japan, after all. But, youâve got to abide by the local rules. I donât know what happened to you in Kamakura, but even if I didnât come to teach you a lesson today, someone else eventually will.â
ââŠThen, what am I supposed to do? Thereâs no way for me to recoup the losses we took Kamakura unless I resort to such underhanded means. Thereâs also the debts. âŠThereâs no way anyone would want to hire such good-for-nothing hoodlums like us.â
He slumped down in resignation. For all his big size, he sure was mopey.
âIf youâre serious about starting over, go visit the Asakusa Underground Shopping Street.â
Kaoru came over and gave a suggestion. The gyuuki slowly raised his teary face.
âThereâs a labor association specifically for the ayakashi working in Asakusa at the Asakusa Underground Shopping Street. Itâs made up of both humans and ayakashi. You can probably seek advice for them about your debts, and they may also be able to find you jobs and a place to stay.â
When he heard that, the gyuuki chief exhaled deeply once before losing consciousness. The temari kappa started cheering and dancing, âWeâre free!â, âSherves him right!â
âAnd you temari kappa. Just because you want a job doesnât mean you should work at a shady workshop like this. Itâs important that you research beforehand what the basic salary and working conditions are like. You better believe my words as a veteran who had taken up countless part-time jobs.â
âYesh shir, Shuten-doji-shamaâ
They innocently waved their webbed hands. I couldnât tell whether they really got it or not.
ââŠHahh. Cleaning up this mess is going to be a pain in the ass. Got to contact the association.â
After scanning through the scattered food displays and the unconscious gyuuki, Kaoru took out his phone and called an acquaintance from the association.
In the meanwhile, I lifted up the workshop chief with an âOofâ and lay him down near the entrance. I plucked away the temari kappa still hitting him and whispered.
ââŠPut in some proper effort next time⊠Asakusa welcomes you all fairly.â
He could still start over. Whether or not one was an ayakashi, here in AsakusaâŠ
âHey, Maki, the chairmanâs furious. He was yelling angrily, but now he just wants to cry. âIbaraki again!â, he says.â
âBut I didnât kill him! See, heâs still brreathing.â
I placed my hand near the gyuukiâs mouth and checked. Y-Yup, I can still feel faint breathing!
â*Sigh* Good grief. Iâll kneel along with you with our heads down until he forgives you.â
Kaoru said with a scowl. I laughed a bit at that.
âWhat are you laughing at.â
âNothing. I just find it cute how you always stand by my side in the end despite all your complaints.â
âHmph, I just hate having more work to do. Whenever a force of destruction like you goes wild, itâs much faster for me to step in to achieve a peaceful and amicable resolution⊠Thatâs all.â
âYup yup, whatever you say.â
ââŠYou never learn your lesson do you, Maki. In the first place, if youââ
It sounded like Kaoru was about to start with his lecture again, so I looked him straight in eye and thanked him with a smile, âThanks for always, Kaoru!â And so, he swallowed back his complaints and sighed one last time before he went back to cleaning up.
He went around the workshop, lifting up the collapsed gyuuki and laying them down near the chief.
Suddenly, I recalled a scene of my past beloved Shuten-doji, of his firm and merciless, yet meticulous personality⊠No, itâs not just in the past, I still love Kaoru deeply even now.
âFufu, Iâll help out too, Kaoru!â
âWhat do you mean youâll help⊠this is all your fault to begin withâŠâ
At our feets, the group of temari kappa cheered with no regards to the atmosphere.
âAsh expected of the legendary Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji! The shtrongest ayakashi couple hash deshcended in Asakusa!â
âOh, the edomae-zushi is half-off.â
When my shift at the pickle shop in the department store basement ended, I came here to the sushi shop.
I, Amasake Kaoru, was aiming for the leftovers with the half-price tags.
âAnago-zushi. Didnât Maki mentioned she was craving for itâŠâ
I somehow recalled that and ended up buying it before I even realized. In addition, I also got a tekka-maki and a kappa-maki.
Leaving the department store, I cut through the grounds of the Sensou-ji which was still crowded even at this time, and continued past Hanayashiki-dori. Finally, I reached Makiâs apartment house which was next to Asakusa Hisago-dori.
âHahh.â
I had ended buying food for Maki and was headed for her place againâŠ
It had become so routine at this point that I pretty much followed my feet without thinking.
Heading to her house in the morning to wake her up and visiting her after work had become a habit ingrained into my everyday life. What am I, some kind of Heian period husband living separately from his wifeâŠ
âNo no no, weâre no longer husband and wife now.â
I retorted my own thoughts.
Switching back to reality, I pressed the bell. Unlike in the morning, Maki opened up right away.
She seemed ravenous. Basically, she waited all this time believing I would stop by here after my part-time job.
âWelcome back, Kaoru⊠Wait, that bag, could it be⊠Sushi!?â
âDonât go fishing through the bag the first thing you see me.â
âWow, anago-zushi and hosomaki!â
Maki squealed elatedly and pulled me inside by my hand.
âThe kappa came by today to give me the cucumber they promised. So I made potato salad and lightly pickled vegetables. Also, this is something extra but I made deep-fried tofu.â
âSushi, potato salad, pickled vegetables and fried tofu huh⊠That sure is a strange combination.â
âI made the pickled vegetables from the ingredients you got from your part-time job. I though itâd be delicious that way. As for the tofu, it was cheap, thatâs why.â
The six-jou sized apartment room had an old chabudai short-legged table in the center, and a television in a corner.
That was all, and very unlike the impression one had of a girlâs room.
There wasnât any poster of singers or idols that were popular among girls her age because she didnât listened to any in the first place. The only thing that adorned the wall was an outdated calendar they distributed on the streets.
A photo of her deceased parents was all that occupied the top of a small drawer.
ââŠâ
I could see the resemblance between Maki and her parentsâŠ
I sat down cross-legged at the chabudai, resting my weary feet. The large bowl of potato salad and pickled vegetables were already set and ready to eat.
Despite how she looked, she was actually a great cook.
Although it didnât look very elaborate, she could make most household dishes as well as her favorite foods, a skill she probably learned living alone.
âYou sneaked a few bites of the potato salad already, didnât you. I can tell.â
âCan you blame me, I was so hungry.â
âYou couldâve just started on your own.â
ââŠNo way, I wanted to eat together with you. A few bites donât count.â
âLook here⊠What if I didnât show up.â
âWhat are you saying, you come here to hang almost everydayâŠâ
ââŠâ
Well⊠I canât deny that. I coughed loudly to hide my embarrassment.
Maki returned to the kitchen to scoop up the tofu which just finished frying and mounted them on top of the donburi.
She was using antique bowls which an elderly ayakashi gave her as thanks for her help.
I didnât know if it was actually worth anything, but it came in a pair.
While she prepared the last of the items, I took out the sushi and lined them up on the table.
Ooh, itâs looking to be a pretty fine meal, in fact.
âWow, that looks delish!â
Maki brought out the fried tofu and sat down at the chabudai immediately. Clasping her hands and giving thanks for the food in high spirits, she reached out for her favorite anago-zushi straight away.
It was a large mouthful, but she gulped it down in one bite.
âYum, this is the best! The sauce on this storeâs anago-zushi is ever-so-slightly sweet and perfectly balanced. I love it! The sushi rice is amazing too!â
âIsnât that great.â
âThanks, Kaoru. You remembered, didnât you.â
ââŠâ
Watching her stuff her cheeks blissfully, it felt like spending my one-hour-worth of wages was worth itâŠ
I picked up the bowl with the hot fried tofu and inspected it.
Served with fried eggplants on the side, it was one of my favorite dishes.
It was simple homefare. Silken tofu deep-fried until crispy, topped with abundant grated radish and chopped spring onion. Lastly, it was drizzled with a slightly sweet and savory sauce.
It was best to eat it hot with all the toppings while the fried coating was still slightly soft and crisp.
The moment when all the flavors blend together⊠Ah, Iâll never get sick of eating this.
Thereâs nothing quite like a warm meal after a shift of hard work. My heart feels soothed.
âTry this potato salad too. Itâs got your favorite ham and hard-boiled egg.â
Maki held out the glass bowl full of potato salad to me.
The luxuriant salad consisted of chunks of potato still firm, cucumber, carrot, onion, ham, egg, and also macaroni.
Even though it looked heavy, the flavor was light on the palate and sweetness of the potato came through. I could taste the vinegar and salt used for seasoning, as well as the small amount of mayonnaise used for dressing.
Typical teenagers who preferred big, bold flavors may not like it very much, but it was just perfect for the two of us who were pretty much old folks on the inside.
Even if the cooking method and seasonings used changed, the fundamental flavors of Makiâs cooking remained the same as always, from back then in our past lives. In fact, it was even more familiar to me than my motherâs cooking.
Since I spend more time here than I do my home, Maki always prepares my meal like itâs the normal thing to do. Thus, I always buy something to treat her, and thatâs how we end up helping each other and providing whatever the other needs.
Even the sarcastic remarks and gripes were just a form of communication between us, unchanged since ages past.
If thatâs what being husband and wife is about, then I guess we are⊠Not that Iâd ever say that in front of Maki.
âIs it good?â
âMm⊠yeah.â
âHere, have some of this pickled cucumber too.â
âHey, I can tell youâre trying to make me eat rest of the side dishes so you can hog the sushi for yourself! Iâm gonna have some of the anago-zushi too!â
âAh, that was the biggest one! How dare you, Kaoru!!â
Fighting over this and that, our dinner went on noisily.
â â âÂ
After dinner, the two of us sat down and watched an overseas drama on a rental DVD.
We both love this kind of TV shows which didnât exist in the past and frequently rented DVDs to watch. A Blu-ray player would have been even better, but unfortunately, we were just penniless students. Thus, DVD it was.
Soon, the night turned late.
âItâs about time I went back. Any later than 11 oâclock and the police will bring me in for wandering around the street.â
âYou going already? But, we only watched one episode today. And it ended on a cliffhanger too.â
When I told her Iâm going back, Maki pulled on my sleeve and grumbled.
The episode had ended on the protagonistâs death(?) and she was apparently very curious about whatâs going to happen next.
âYou can just watch the next episode on your own. Thatâs why Iâm leaving the disk hereâŠâ
âNo way. Itâs not interesting unless we watch it together. Iâll wait for you.â
âRight, anything you say.â
âActually, why donât you just stay the night? Then we can watch the show all night and sleep like thereâs no tomorrow next morning. Thereâs no school tomorrow anyway.â
âDonât be stupid. How can I possibly stay over at a girlâs place, especially when you live alone. Thatâs indecent.â
âYouâre such a stickler for rules⊠Who cares anyway, weâre husband and wife to begin with.â
Maki pouted.
I ignored her and got up.
âYouâre coming tomorrow, right? What time?â
She saw me off at the front door and asked.
âIâll be working all day so around evening, I guess.â
âAlright. âŠSay, what do you want to eat tomorrow? Since you bought me my favorite today, Iâll make something proper for you since Iâve got the time.â
âHm⊠pork shougayaki then.â
âYou really like that, donât you. Okay, pork shougayaki it shall be. Iâll need to go shopping tomorrowâŠâ
She listed down the ingredients to herself.
I watched her for a while and said.
âIâm saying this just in case, but⊠donât go get yourself mixed up in some ayakashi trouble or anything just because Iâm not around, you hear me.â
âHuh? Yeah, sureâŠâ
Her expression changed and she looked to the side to avoid my gaze.
This girl⊠I knew she was going to go meet some ayakashi first thing in the morningâŠ
âHey, do you really get in your head? Whatever you do, donât do something dangerous by yourselfâŠâ
âFine, fine, I get it! Now go quickly before the police catch you loitering!â
âOkay. âŠSee you tomorrow.â
ââŠSee you. Be careful on the way back.â
It ended up with me being chased out of her unit.
I walked down the stairs and turned back up to look at her room. As usual, she stood by the windowsill and waved at me with a, âBye bye.â She always stayed in that position watching me go until I went out of sight.
When I see her like this, a part of me feels reluctant to leave.
I thought to myself, I come over to her house as soon as I can tomorrow too.
â â âÂ
I lived in a condominium along the main road to the Tokyo Skytree, across the Kototoi Bridge.
When I entered the apartment and switched on the lights, there was no one around as I had expected.
Nothing had been touched since I left this morning. Not the newspaper nor the remote control. In other words, no one entered or left the house.
ââŠâ
My household was the typical example of a broken family.
A mother who doesnât do household chores and played around all day. A father who neglects his family to spend time with his lover.
And there was me who just watched them with cold eyesâŠ
I had memories of a past life.
Even though it was of an ayakashi, I was once an adult and thought of myself as being quite independent. I didnât have any expectations of my parents as a human teenager.
Nevertheless, returning to this lifeless house after spending time with Maki always left an emptiness my chest.
âForget it. Iâll just go to bed quickly. Thereâs a long day ahead of me tomorrowâŠâ
And Iâll work and work and work, so that I can get a delicious cake of some kind for Maki⊠After all, sheâs going to make my favorite pork shougayaki.
Speaking of which, just how much do I even need to earn monthly in the future so that she can always eat anything she wants?
For that, Iâll need to study hard and get a good grade so that I can get into a good course in university. Then, get a job with a reputable company that has proper employee welfare, or perhaps work a government job, and thenâŠ
âHuh, what am I thinking? Get a grip, me⊠Marriage is exactly what Maki wants from you. Donât you ever forget what a wife from hell sheâs like, Kaoru.â
As I soaked in the bath, worries about future subconsciously drifted into my mind.
Feeling a sense of lethargy for the culmination of my path to come, I shivered a bit in the supposedly warm waters.